Peacemaker noooooo!
He's been bitten to death. :(
#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

@faoluin #Monsterdon The rev's nightmare didn't tip anyone else off? I thought it was too obvious.

#monsterdon movie mice are always so cute.

I did a bottle drive like that once, and the sheer stench of stale beer was unbearable.

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

It's like a ball pit but with aluminum cans

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet

The big lie of Recycling is all those cans are just going to be shoved into a whale carcass....

#Monsterdon

I bet not a single one of those cans was first rinsed out.

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet

I knew it! You can't trust religion on this movies!
#monsterdon

Well I guess now we know why Ed felt so at home with Nadine #Monsterdon

Mouse and the Motorcycle. #monsterdon

A weremouse!

#monsterdon #SilverBullet

Ah, guess Uncle Steph didn't know either. #Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

this kid sure does fall down a lot

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Eek, a mouse!

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

Eek! The softest mouse in the whole wide world! #monsterdon

Well, I guess Jane isn't the werewolf after all.

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

🐀 🐁 ❗

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

Ok, I had definitely called the reverend when they showed him in profile, but my phoning-fingers could not type it in time

#Monsterdon

actually I'm wondering how Jane didn't dump half the cart full of bottles

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#monsterdon

Sparkler to the face!!

raising money for all the therapy they gonna need after this whole thing is done
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#monsterdon SEE! RELIGION! IT'S EVIL! One eyed padre! PIRATE PASTOR

Of course it's hot priest

#monsterdon #SilverBullet

#monsterdon 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

It’s totally the hot priest

#monsterdon #Silverbullet

burying people in the church garden?

#monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

subtle as a brick

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It IS the priest! :O

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(dramatic music)

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OHO he's got an eeeeeeye patch #Monsterdon

omg I wonder what happened to the priest

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ACK. THE VOICEOVER IS BACK.
#monsterdon

Yeah, that was expected
#Monsterdon

Yes, believing Marty's asshole is a classic mistake #Monsterdon

@Violinknitter I missed the part where he attached a spike to the end of the rocket. Not sure I've ever seen one embed itself like that.

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Is it me or these close up on the eyes are hilarious?

#monsterdon #Silverbullet

I keep expecting the camera pull back to reveal Antonio Banderas playing the guitar on this track. #monsterdon

She's calling them out as can hoarders. #Monsterdon

tough crowd
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Andy has two eyes so in 70's terms he's "safe" which means he'll be along to molest Jane shortly #Monsterdon

If I had a dollar for every time I got hassled for an empty can. #Monsterdon

No boundaries, I guess

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This dungeon synth score is giving such dreamy sensual dimension to this thrilling "looking at people's eyes" scene. #monsterdon

"So I went around town clearly looking for something, while also unarmed and vulnerable!" #monsterdon

There's no eye in investigation

#monsterdon #SilverBullet

Oh, we doing our exposition that way. Okay.

Little does she know that werecreatures regenerate all missing limbs and parts every time they shift from lunar compulsion #Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985.

OH NO COLONEL TIGH IS THE WEREWOLF

#monsterdon #SilverBullet1985 #BadWhuf1985

Plot twist: He's dead under those towels
#Monsterdon

Ah yes, a relaxing hot towel on my fresh eye wound.

#monsterdon #SilverBullet #MonsterMiru

@moira surprise, the next day was dress-like-a-pirate day

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Just whip the towel off of him. #Monsterdon

she's inigo montoya's trust fund nepobaby

#monsterdon

Returnable bottle rockets?

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet

Fuck little Toby Wittlow.

#monsterdon

"I'm not going to tell you what he said, and rely on voiceover to tell you it was convincing, because there's no way it actually was."

#SilverBullet #Monsterdon

Incredibly sinister pairs of eyes. #Monsterdon

Jane Coleslaw is somehow the new main character #Monsterdon

#monsterdon man medical science sucked in the 80s, someone shoots your eye out with a firework and they just duct taped it back in

Not the call you wanna get while drunk in the dead of night. #Monsterdon #SilverBullet #StephenKing 🐺🎥🍿

RE: https://wandering.shop/@Violinknitter/116513819202908138

Oops, eye, I guess

#Monsterdon

Their family name is coleslaw?

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Wow that was uncool. Maybe the werewolf just wanted to play with fireworks too. I mean sure he's killed more townspeople than I could keep track of... but I never though the werewolf would eat *my* face.
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@ottaross a month passes every time the scene changes, but you can't tell because there's no plot #monsterdon

And I understood one thing with total clarity: Marty was suffering from severe delusions.

#monsterdon #SilverBullet1985 #BadWhuf1985

Oh, we're back to the narration. Narrator, we hadn’t missed you.

#Monsterdon

@Taweret in the 80s they'd be like "coolest uncle ever"

#monsterdon

This movie would be much better without narration

#monsterdon #SilverBullet

Oh they remembered the narration

#monsterdon #Silverbullet

Wait, we get narration but no werewolf howls? What the fuck?

#monsterdon #SilverBullet #MonsterMiru

I wonder what the ordinary dog on my bingo card is up to

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet

Wow Marty is pretty effin badass actually with that aim and claiming the tower up to his bedroom window with just his arms in SECONDS #Monsterdon

@xerozohar There castle!

#monsterdon

oh yeah, Narrator Lady.

#monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

Werewolf: "omg which neglectful adult gave your fireworks unsupervised?? You could get really hurt, here, let me
OMG WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?????!!" #Monsterdon

#monsterdon The uncle's phone has a key-lock on it? Did he steal it from a bar?

@b rhetorical question is rhetorical

#monsterdon

Who's sporting a cool new eye patch now?

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Hm. Uncle's got two eyes. Guess it's the priest then. #monsterdon

Janey, mom and dad told me... you're Canadian.

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@cherizilla definitely the priest #monsterdon

Argyle and checks. That's a bold choice, kid. AHHH The narrator's back!

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet

@georgieboy
Oh, you hadn't guessed yet? Thought it was pretty obvious almost half an hour ago.

#monsterdon

So I’ve been slow-bingeing Buffy the Vampire slayer for the first time, and so I’m mildly distracted/confused by the fact that the werewolf has a decent wolf-like muzzle and doesn’t look half like a gorilla

#Monsterdon

could of been the wild turkey

#Monsterdon

Ahhhhh, narration.
#monsterdon

and that's why you don't go sneaking out on your motorchair at night

#monsterdon

@catzilla that would make for a bitchin 18th birthday present though

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#monsterdon Alright, so call a town hall and lynch the guy who shows up with only one eye, right? Easy.

You know, when I was a kid, I liked fireworks too.

Not enough to go out in the middle of nowhere when there was a rampaging killer, though.

Because basic survival instincts.

#SilverBullet #Monsterdon

IF ONLY ONE OF THE DRUNK MOB COULD HAVE THOUGHT TO DEFEND THEMSELVES.
#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

What do you know, someone did shoot someone's eye out!

#monsterdon #SilverBullet

@cherizilla@hypertext.monster I'm betting on the sister.

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

Is it a werewolf, or is it just a man wearing Meta spy goggles?

#Monsterdon #Silverbullet1985

Bullseye! I mean, Wolfseye!

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet

I appreciate a well lit night highway. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe

No way to sneak out with a two stroke engine.
#monsterdon

"upbeat electronic music"

#Monsterdon

Remember kids, fireworks are dangerous. You could put out your eye.

#monsterdon #SilverBullet #MonsterMiru

psycho violins? really?

#monsterdon

Right in the shnozz
#Monsterdon