Jesse Custer stole this look. #Monsterdon

I think we should all send that letter to someone orange.

#Monsterdon

Kid’s strategy is to bully the werepriest, solid

#monsterdon #Silverbullet

It's literally impossible to know if every man in town is sinisterly leering at Janie with sinister eyes, or if she's an unreliable narrator. It's aggressively plausible

#Monsterdon #Silverbullet1985

Marty, prototypical Mean Girl #Monsterdon

this is how people wrote kys harassment before they had the internet

#monsterdon #SilverBullet1985 #BadWhuf1985

there's gotta be a non-zero percentage of plastic surgery candidates who bring Everett McGill's picture to their surgeon, where is his buccal fat

#Monsterdon

There's not enough macaroni on the note.

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet

Priest, one thing is to be a werewolf, another to be a pedofile, mister.
#monsterdon

#monsterdon The bad guy being the one out-of-towner would have been stronger if the accents weren't otherwise all over the place.

WOW. Marty is going to bully the werewolf to death. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon This isn't by a chance a metaphor for child molestation, is it...?

"I ran .5 past light speed" #Monsterdon

Ransom note style threats solve many problems!

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet

AS A BRICK, i tell you

#monsterdon

Stalking werewolf breathing like he needs to wear a CPAP.

#Monsterdon

Never go to a second location. #Monsterdon #SilverBullet

mmm Mountain Dew in glass bottles. #Monsterdon

aw you found his favourite chewtoy! other than people I mean.

#monsterdon #SilverBullet1985 #BadWhuf1985

I just realized where I’ve seen Janey before!

https://phpc.social/@ramsey/116460136662189891

#Monsterdon

What, wood can be recycled. #Monsterdon

Peacemaker noooooo!
He's been bitten to death. :(
#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

@faoluin #Monsterdon The rev's nightmare didn't tip anyone else off? I thought it was too obvious.

I did a bottle drive like that once, and the sheer stench of stale beer was unbearable.

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

#monsterdon movie mice are always so cute.

It's like a ball pit but with aluminum cans

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet

I bet not a single one of those cans was first rinsed out.

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet

Well I guess now we know why Ed felt so at home with Nadine #Monsterdon

I knew it! You can't trust religion on this movies!
#monsterdon

Mouse and the Motorcycle. #monsterdon

A weremouse!

#monsterdon #SilverBullet

Ah, guess Uncle Steph didn't know either. #Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

this kid sure does fall down a lot

#monsterdon

Eek, a mouse!

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

Eek! The softest mouse in the whole wide world! #monsterdon

Well, I guess Jane isn't the werewolf after all.

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

Ok, I had definitely called the reverend when they showed him in profile, but my phoning-fingers could not type it in time

#Monsterdon

actually I'm wondering how Jane didn't dump half the cart full of bottles

#monsterdon

#monsterdon

Sparkler to the face!!

raising money for all the therapy they gonna need after this whole thing is done
#monsterdon

#monsterdon SEE! RELIGION! IT'S EVIL! One eyed padre! PIRATE PASTOR

Of course it's hot priest

#monsterdon #SilverBullet

#monsterdon 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

burying people in the church garden?

#monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

It’s totally the hot priest

#monsterdon #Silverbullet

subtle as a brick

#monsterdon

It IS the priest! :O

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

(dramatic music)

#monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

OHO he's got an eeeeeeye patch #Monsterdon

omg I wonder what happened to the priest

#monsterdon

Yeah, that was expected
#Monsterdon

Yes, believing Marty's asshole is a classic mistake #Monsterdon

@Violinknitter I missed the part where he attached a spike to the end of the rocket. Not sure I've ever seen one embed itself like that.

#monsterdon

Is it me or these close up on the eyes are hilarious?

#monsterdon #Silverbullet

I keep expecting the camera pull back to reveal Antonio Banderas playing the guitar on this track. #monsterdon

She's calling them out as can hoarders. #Monsterdon

tough crowd
#Monsterdon

Andy has two eyes so in 70's terms he's "safe" which means he'll be along to molest Jane shortly #Monsterdon

If I had a dollar for every time I got hassled for an empty can. #Monsterdon

No boundaries, I guess

#monsterdon

This dungeon synth score is giving such dreamy sensual dimension to this thrilling "looking at people's eyes" scene. #monsterdon

There's no eye in investigation

#monsterdon #SilverBullet

Oh, we doing our exposition that way. Okay.

Little does she know that werecreatures regenerate all missing limbs and parts every time they shift from lunar compulsion #Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985.

OH NO COLONEL TIGH IS THE WEREWOLF

#monsterdon #SilverBullet1985 #BadWhuf1985

Plot twist: He's dead under those towels
#Monsterdon

Ah yes, a relaxing hot towel on my fresh eye wound.

#monsterdon #SilverBullet #MonsterMiru

@moira surprise, the next day was dress-like-a-pirate day

#monsterdon

Just whip the towel off of him. #Monsterdon

she's inigo montoya's trust fund nepobaby

#monsterdon

Returnable bottle rockets?

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet

Fuck little Toby Wittlow.

#monsterdon

"I'm not going to tell you what he said, and rely on voiceover to tell you it was convincing, because there's no way it actually was."

#SilverBullet #Monsterdon

Incredibly sinister pairs of eyes. #Monsterdon

Jane Coleslaw is somehow the new main character #Monsterdon

#monsterdon man medical science sucked in the 80s, someone shoots your eye out with a firework and they just duct taped it back in

Not the call you wanna get while drunk in the dead of night. #Monsterdon #SilverBullet #StephenKing 🐺🎥🍿

RE: https://wandering.shop/@Violinknitter/116513819202908138

Oops, eye, I guess

#Monsterdon

Their family name is coleslaw?

#Monsterdon

@ottaross a month passes every time the scene changes, but you can't tell because there's no plot #monsterdon

And I understood one thing with total clarity: Marty was suffering from severe delusions.

#monsterdon #SilverBullet1985 #BadWhuf1985

Oh, we're back to the narration. Narrator, we hadn’t missed you.

#Monsterdon

@Taweret in the 80s they'd be like "coolest uncle ever"

#monsterdon

This movie would be much better without narration

#monsterdon #SilverBullet

Oh they remembered the narration

#monsterdon #Silverbullet

Wait, we get narration but no werewolf howls? What the fuck?

#monsterdon #SilverBullet #MonsterMiru

I wonder what the ordinary dog on my bingo card is up to

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet

Wow Marty is pretty effin badass actually with that aim and claiming the tower up to his bedroom window with just his arms in SECONDS #Monsterdon

@xerozohar There castle!

#monsterdon

oh yeah, Narrator Lady.

#monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

Werewolf: "omg which neglectful adult gave your fireworks unsupervised?? You could get really hurt, here, let me
OMG WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?????!!" #Monsterdon

#monsterdon The uncle's phone has a key-lock on it? Did he steal it from a bar?

@b rhetorical question is rhetorical

#monsterdon

Who's sporting a cool new eye patch now?

#monsterdon

Janey, mom and dad told me... you're Canadian.

#Monsterdon

@cherizilla definitely the priest #monsterdon

Argyle and checks. That's a bold choice, kid. AHHH The narrator's back!

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet

@georgieboy
Oh, you hadn't guessed yet? Thought it was pretty obvious almost half an hour ago.

#monsterdon

So I’ve been slow-bingeing Buffy the Vampire slayer for the first time, and so I’m mildly distracted/confused by the fact that the werewolf has a decent wolf-like muzzle and doesn’t look half like a gorilla

#Monsterdon

could of been the wild turkey

#Monsterdon

Ahhhhh, narration.
#monsterdon