also, i'm still waiting for Mr King to show up in this movie. did i miss him?

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Jane: "Blue. Now, do I really need to be here for any of this? I need to talk to Sergio about something" #Monsterdon

Okay that chase into the covered bridge was suspenseful.

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@neia Huh okay, I suppose there's some kind of internal logic to that

thanks

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let's visit the suspected werewolf at night during a full moon

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@ramsey How did he KNOW that was happening right then and there?

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How is Red, the iconoclastic drunkard, on good terms w/ the cop? #Monsterdon

So if locke is here then is busey this show's Arnst? Is he going to explode?

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#monsterdon Wild seeing Terry O’Quinn with hair.

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While Marty looks longingly at legs, I'm reminded that his sister is able to purchase L'eggs for 1:49 at the drug store down the street.

Why do you have a red skull pencil cup, officer?

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We didn't have money to fix the bridge, but check out this awesome sign. #monsterdon

How the heck did she remember the colour of the priest's car? She's gotta be autistic.

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No, not Jesus. It's the minister. Keep up, Gary Busey.

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Forensic evidence ftw #Monsterdon

This is why it's never a good idea to mix organized religion and lycanthropy. #monsterdon

Oh, so he did a good thing by killing the woman who was attempting to commit suicide?

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#monsterdon The Shorter Way Bridge…

zat you Martyr?

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A passing tractor! He's saved. #Monsterdon

@apLundell@timeloop.cafe I don't quite get that POV framing because idk I'm not into films with actual cinematography, so from my perspective it looked like the director was thinking some prison-worthy thoughts.

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Does being shot in the eye keep you from shaving? You're a minister for god sakes you can't go around with a five o'clock shadow. #Monsterdon

AS.

A.

BRICK.

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Huh. The movie made our joke canon

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Suicide is the worst sin for a man or a woman, but it's utterly fine for children!

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"HAVE YOU HEARD THE WORDS OF OUR SAVIOR THE LORD JESUS CHRIST?"
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"I would never willingly hurt a child" but ... I'm gonna #Monsterdon

unwillingly ? maybe.
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Mmmmmmmmmarty

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Yo-ho-ho, Marty.

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#monsterdon Ah, see the Maine setting becomes relevant at the action climax of the movie!

Where else would they have such a charming covered bridge?

Y'know how it is with these "a" cards!

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Us. :)

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Reverend gloating about having functional legs. #Monsterdon

@moira It's deeply authentic to the cyclist experience 🥲

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Strategic condemned bridge and strategic empty tank

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That's a very scenic condemned bridge

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Sporting of him to leave the bright orange flags attached so the worhwhilf can fnid him #Monsterdon

is this just gonna be higher budget mac and me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEC_lkpD3rM

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What a sinister wood covered bridge. #Monsterdon

Uncle didn't buit this thing for mileage, apparently
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This Silver Bullet is giving me the same vibes as the bike from the Page Master but supped up

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Tonight's feature was known to suffer from poor marketing, especially movie posters.

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#monsterdon YES!

@peribotsarah I had that thought after I posted, actually. Anyone who got tits who wanted them was probably pretty proud of them.

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#monsterdon The Silver Bullet was brought to you by Volkswagen. Doctoring exhaust tests... too soon…

Appropriate soundtrack: AC/DC "Highway to Hell"

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l482T0yNkeo

Somebody needs to set a trap for somebody at some point during this movie

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Ahhhh… 1980s shorts with the piping. Don’t make those anymore. And for good reason 🤣
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Hit the NOS kid!

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Kid's engine has a sense of dramatic timing.

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"Good thing my uncle gave me this motorized deathtrap otherwise I'd never be in this kind of danger!" #Monsterdon

Murder priest

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REALLY?!?!

Hit twice and didn't even tip the trike over?

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Reverand had a NC plate too.

You fool! Knew ye not the *power* of the SILVER BULLET?! #Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

@davesdogmaggie Yeah that's problematic. #Monsterdon #SilverBullet #StephenKing 🐺🎥🍿

if you can read this bumper sticker on the front fender, i just rear ended you
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ya missed. i know suddenly going from two eyes to one can be disorienting, but you've had three days to adjust sir. do better.

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Next scene: Oh, I guess not.

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What did I /JUST/ say?

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yeah i've had drivers do this to me when out biking too

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I'm pretty sure this sort of behavior would land a priest in hot water with their bishop. Or at the very least a stern talking to at the next vestry meeting.

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Man I hope the Silver Bullet is haunted and possessed like Christine or something...

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I'm going to have to watch Wolfcop after this to cleanse my pallete.

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*jaws theme*

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maybe they'll show me another license plate. #Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

#monsterdon Honestly can you imagine how popular wheelchair-bound kids would be if their chair was a always a hotrod? You'd probably have kids crippling themselves to get the privilege.

The Dread Pirate Priest Werewolf. #Monsterdon

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I think he was a packrat friend

You know, this movie isn't that bad. It's got some big, gaping issues (mostly in the pacing department, and some holy shit bad dialogue) but there's some solid lines, and enough weird-but-fun stuff to give it a solid cult classic feel.

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@socketwench Arr!

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Did I miss a backstory on why the kid is wheelchair bound or they never explained? Wondering if it’s relevant to the “plot”

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#monsterdon Marty - "I must protect these innocent grass-stained children from the town's pastor."

Is Reverend Werewolf a red herring?

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Marty: Wheelchair Perv #Monsterdon

#monsterdon if we get a bridge jump from the Silver Bullet I will forgive this movie

Uh oh the Rev's got a Reverend Mobile #Monsterdon

Look! It's the southern bond villain!
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so the kid is shopping for a new best friend at the baseball game?

#monsterdon The poorly disguised calf fetish…

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I REALLY DON'T LIKE THIS UNCLE.

Should have made a Scooby-Doo reference. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I hope this wheelchair has oil slicks or tacks or something

Wood paneled cars! That's another bit of nostalgia.

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Busey's bitter because nobody ever wants to hear what he sounds like #Monsterdon

Rat Poison Omlet!

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Is he gonna be a werewolf with a eye patch now? Cause... sexy. #Monsterdon #SilverBullet

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I went down there and waited an hour, and he never showed up. And I said, "What happened to you yesterday?" He said, "What?"
I said, "We were gonna play football!" He said, "We were?" I said, "Yeah!" That was before the accident. So he was always that guy!"
2/2

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So in this movie Big Ed is the one with the eypatch

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"His reaction was less than serene." Grignr, is that you? #Monsterdon

Cute, Marty first pro-euthanasia letter
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"bald headed jesus palamino" ???

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I have role-played this scenario so often in DnD. The answer is simple, hire a group of wandering adventurers to investigate and bring this werewolf to justice!

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Wow. So, the solution is to try to convince the reverend to commit suicide.

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you can tell it's the 80s, USPS delivers within a day

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