"HAVE YOU HEARD THE WORDS OF OUR SAVIOR THE LORD JESUS CHRIST?"
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"I would never willingly hurt a child" but ... I'm gonna #Monsterdon

unwillingly ? maybe.
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Mmmmmmmmmarty

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Yo-ho-ho, Marty.

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#monsterdon Ah, see the Maine setting becomes relevant at the action climax of the movie!

Where else would they have such a charming covered bridge?

Younger mad eye moody

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Y'know how it is with these "a" cards!

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Us. :)

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Reverend gloating about having functional legs. #Monsterdon

@moira It's deeply authentic to the cyclist experience 🥲

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Strategic condemned bridge and strategic empty tank

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That's a very scenic condemned bridge

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Sporting of him to leave the bright orange flags attached so the worhwhilf can fnid him #Monsterdon

is this just gonna be higher budget mac and me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEC_lkpD3rM

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What a sinister wood covered bridge. #Monsterdon

Uncle didn't buit this thing for mileage, apparently
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This Silver Bullet is giving me the same vibes as the bike from the Page Master but supped up

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Tonight's feature was known to suffer from poor marketing, especially movie posters.

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#monsterdon YES!

@peribotsarah I had that thought after I posted, actually. Anyone who got tits who wanted them was probably pretty proud of them.

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#monsterdon The Silver Bullet was brought to you by Volkswagen. Doctoring exhaust tests... too soon…

Appropriate soundtrack: AC/DC "Highway to Hell"

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l482T0yNkeo

Somebody needs to set a trap for somebody at some point during this movie

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Ahhhh… 1980s shorts with the piping. Don’t make those anymore. And for good reason 🤣
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Hit the NOS kid!

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Kid's engine has a sense of dramatic timing.

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"Good thing my uncle gave me this motorized deathtrap otherwise I'd never be in this kind of danger!" #Monsterdon

Murder priest

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REALLY?!?!

Hit twice and didn't even tip the trike over?

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Reverand had a NC plate too.

You fool! Knew ye not the *power* of the SILVER BULLET?! #Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

@davesdogmaggie Yeah that's problematic. #Monsterdon #SilverBullet #StephenKing 🐺🎥🍿

if you can read this bumper sticker on the front fender, i just rear ended you
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ya missed. i know suddenly going from two eyes to one can be disorienting, but you've had three days to adjust sir. do better.

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Next scene: Oh, I guess not.

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Where's Nancy Drew when you need her. #monsterdon

What did I /JUST/ say?

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yeah i've had drivers do this to me when out biking too

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I'm pretty sure this sort of behavior would land a priest in hot water with their bishop. Or at the very least a stern talking to at the next vestry meeting.

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Man I hope the Silver Bullet is haunted and possessed like Christine or something...

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I'm going to have to watch Wolfcop after this to cleanse my pallete.

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*jaws theme*

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maybe they'll show me another license plate. #Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

#monsterdon Honestly can you imagine how popular wheelchair-bound kids would be if their chair was a always a hotrod? You'd probably have kids crippling themselves to get the privilege.

The Dread Pirate Priest Werewolf. #Monsterdon

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I think he was a packrat friend

You know, this movie isn't that bad. It's got some big, gaping issues (mostly in the pacing department, and some holy shit bad dialogue) but there's some solid lines, and enough weird-but-fun stuff to give it a solid cult classic feel.

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@socketwench Arr!

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Did I miss a backstory on why the kid is wheelchair bound or they never explained? Wondering if it’s relevant to the “plot”

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#monsterdon Marty - "I must protect these innocent grass-stained children from the town's pastor."

Is Reverend Werewolf a red herring?

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Marty: Wheelchair Perv #Monsterdon

#monsterdon if we get a bridge jump from the Silver Bullet I will forgive this movie

Uh oh the Rev's got a Reverend Mobile #Monsterdon

Meaningful Shots of Legs. This movie has all the subtlety of an unflushed toilet. #monsterdon

Look! It's the southern bond villain!
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so the kid is shopping for a new best friend at the baseball game?

#monsterdon The poorly disguised calf fetish…

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I REALLY DON'T LIKE THIS UNCLE.

Should have made a Scooby-Doo reference. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I hope this wheelchair has oil slicks or tacks or something

Wood paneled cars! That's another bit of nostalgia.

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Busey's bitter because nobody ever wants to hear what he sounds like #Monsterdon

Rat Poison Omlet!

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I went down there and waited an hour, and he never showed up. And I said, "What happened to you yesterday?" He said, "What?"
I said, "We were gonna play football!" He said, "We were?" I said, "Yeah!" That was before the accident. So he was always that guy!"
2/2

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Is he gonna be a werewolf with a eye patch now? Cause... sexy. #Monsterdon #SilverBullet

Classy, Red. #monsterdon

So in this movie Big Ed is the one with the eypatch

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"His reaction was less than serene." Grignr, is that you? #Monsterdon

Cute, Marty first pro-euthanasia letter
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"bald headed jesus palamino" ???

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I have role-played this scenario so often in DnD. The answer is simple, hire a group of wandering adventurers to investigate and bring this werewolf to justice!

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Wow. So, the solution is to try to convince the reverend to commit suicide.

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you can tell it's the 80s, USPS delivers within a day

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Jesse Custer stole this look. #Monsterdon

I think we should all send that letter to someone orange.

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Kid’s strategy is to bully the werepriest, solid

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It's literally impossible to know if every man in town is sinisterly leering at Janie with sinister eyes, or if she's an unreliable narrator. It's aggressively plausible

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Marty, prototypical Mean Girl #Monsterdon

this is how people wrote kys harassment before they had the internet

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there's gotta be a non-zero percentage of plastic surgery candidates who bring Everett McGill's picture to their surgeon, where is his buccal fat

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There's not enough macaroni on the note.

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Priest, one thing is to be a werewolf, another to be a pedofile, mister.
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"What are we gonna do?"

Well, have an adventure just like the Goonies I think! #monsterdon

#monsterdon The bad guy being the one out-of-towner would have been stronger if the accents weren't otherwise all over the place.

WOW. Marty is going to bully the werewolf to death. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon This isn't by a chance a metaphor for child molestation, is it...?

"I ran .5 past light speed" #Monsterdon

Ransom note style threats solve many problems!

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AS A BRICK, i tell you

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Stalking werewolf breathing like he needs to wear a CPAP.

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Never go to a second location. #Monsterdon #SilverBullet

mmm Mountain Dew in glass bottles. #Monsterdon

Eh. The bear trap was funnier. Hey, you think the bear trap guy survived that night because he had to go back to the car instead of into the obvious werewolf trap? #monsterdon

aw you found his favourite chewtoy! other than people I mean.

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I just realized where I’ve seen Janey before!

https://phpc.social/@ramsey/116460136662189891

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What, wood can be recycled. #Monsterdon