@trixter they just really want to try out legs

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#monsterdon lmao Tom just passively watched his love interest get killed???? Ok movie

Not intervening because he likes his women blank and compliant, probably.

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Was this movie produced by Monsanto?

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“My lights will weaken you and then I’ll chop you to pieces” - me before I make a salad

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I'm having some kind of feeling about this scene. #Monsterdon

@YsengrinWolf It's fine, as long as we don't reach any strange æons

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Does it count as teamwork when the plants do it?

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hey bert

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I genuinely thought he was gonna say "they can't tolerate heavy doses of alcohol"

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Good thing there's no UV radiation in space. #Monsterdon #SeedPeople

Chonky old 90s VDU there...

#Monsterdon

A pictographic snapshot. So, NFS v2 #Monsterdon

Doc is a good crazy character actor here. The rest of the actors are competent or playing a child, but doc is entertainingly unhinged.
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This guy is like diet, sugar-free Kevin Bacon #Monsterdon

Doc's shooting blanks. #Monsterdon

sir, you're battery is not the only thing you are running low on.

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How can there still be 30 minutes of this movie left?

#Monsterdon

Yes, tuck the gun next to your denim dick...

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“You two stay here.”
Good plan. That always works.
#Monsterdon

apples on the counter? them's evil

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They're very into bowls of red delicious apples in this town #monsterdon #seedpeople1992

MOAR GRABBING

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@SnoopJ Maybe he's a plastic surgeon....

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Truly, once you pop, you can't stop

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Oh no, Niles is going to be devestated #Monsterdon #seedpeople

They're all so...blonde

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How come movies don't have circuit breakers or fuses? #monsterdon

This MIDI soundtrack sounds so trash

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And what about Janet?!

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"These spots of light could be anything, a low budget movie for example."
#Monsterdon

"Those spots of light could be anything" the movie that reviews itself #Monsterdon #seedpeople

Cool tape recovery!

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#monsterdon whoa! Heidi's the wife from Rescue Me, I just remembered

What's his problem? I'm awake a 5:15 all the time. #monsterdon

Tried the jar of refrigerator pickles in the fridge I started last week. Does this count as eating seeds for the purposes of this movie?

#Monsterdon

I'm a geologist, I can fix a camcorder, how hard could it be?

#monsterdon

I'm sorry he was sleeping in long sleeves and no pants?

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Seed daddies and legume moms

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He just remembered, he also got a degree in electrical engineering & VCR repair. #Monsterdon

So the monsters are a contortionist who can walk around on their hands with their ankles behind their head?
#Monsterdon

These effects sure are...special.

#Monsterdon

@allanb The 'you're not my real onel' one.

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The renowned inspirational power of a bowl of wax fruit. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon see this is what I keep saying you can't turn your back on an avacado for more than a minute or it goes all mushy

Heavy breathing gives me bingo!

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#monsterdon That's not Daddy! That's poopy papi, okay!

"Daddy wants to talk to you"

No.

No, no, no, no, no.

#monsterdon

oh that early 90's morphing cgi wow

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Top of the line cgi!
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15 feet away, can't be seen

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#monsterdon a lot of people turning on lamps as if the room isn't already lit up like a Christmas tree

Kim sleeps on a couch?

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Back then we knew how to write cursive.

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#monsterdon "If you say another word, I'm going to have a complete mental breakdown and scream!"

But, then she doesn't.

Can't trust anyone these days.

#monsterdon Nope! You promised a mental breakdown. Get on with it! COME ON! Either have a meltdown or FETCH THE COFFEE!! ;)

ok, i think i have figured it out. there were four dads, but one was killed. there is one meteor scientist dad distinguished by his center part. he is also the ex-boyfriend dad. then there is the cop dad, distinguished by always being wearing a cop uniform. then there is the rarely-seen actual dad who is distinguished by not being one of the other two dads. #monsterdon

- "Is this an elaborate ruse to get into my bed?"
- "No" (proceeds to sit on the bed)
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@Lazarou

...yet

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Thanks again to @cherizilla .

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First the comets are meteors? Now the meteors are seeds?
Testa deez nuts!
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"Is everyone going crazy?"
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#Monsterdon ☄️ 🌱 🙍 🌱 🏃‍➡️ 🌱 👀 👽 😱
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TOM DO NOT JUST WALK INTO HER BEDROOM WHILE SHE IS SLEEPING

hey bert!

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yes, see, make the ooze green, is that so hard???? there is no reason your seed needs to be covered in seed #monsterdon

Sounds like a Barred Owl wants to know who cooks for you.

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Steve Jobs discovers the iPod, 1992

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you found aunt heidi's secret salad

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OH SHIT AN AVOCADO

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Nice use of hiding the set lighting behind a big tree.
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The twist in this movie is clearly that the zombified townspeople aren't possessed by alien monster pods; they're just monged on the sweet hydroponic skunk that guy has been cultivating in his aquariums.

There's nothing else to do in that one-horse-town when the bridge is out.

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this desperately wants to be like the shot where they found the live facehugger in the former colony's lab

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Geodesic dome sighting. #Monsterdon

I'm always thankful for the ☀️ right into the lens to remind me how a flashlight works

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ah, great, i love weird bone eggs in tanks. bring it on.

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#monsterdon "The whole place was lit with ultra-violet light."

Which looks basically the same as not lighting it at all, so I don't know how I spotted it.

was expecting to find a fuckton of weed being grown in a barn....

#Monsterdon

@ranjit We spray herbicide on the herbs and pesticide on the pests, right?

#Monsterdon

I assume we'll see this pesticide spray make another appearance in the movie.
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@CactuarJoe at least it's not a filter!

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#monsterdon When the pickup rolled onto the scene my first thought was “that little decal on the door looks like a CD-ROM. What a funny idea!”

@faoluin

Burt's bon mots

Available wherever pithy sayings are sold.

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Only the best gardeners use Doc Bob's Organic Monkey Piss Herbicide.

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That is a remarkable demonstration of wearing proper PPE for herbicide spraying that I don't always see IRL.
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I don't mean to spoil the movie, but who else thinks the CIA agent is a #seedpeople?
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"He & I used to do experiments together. When I was prettier." #Monsterdon

Least intimidating cop of all time #monsterdon #seedpeople

The sherrifs room clearance technique is called "I watched Hawaii Five O once".
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I like how having more than a high school degree makes you more qualified to solve "guy with a gun" that an actual cop. Actually wait hold on that makes sense. #ACAB

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Oh good, get the cop to deal with a mental health issue....

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Doc needs more tinfoil in his headgear.

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#SeedPeople

"Propagator emeritus" is a cool title, we gotta make that a thing

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Bars

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"Propagator Emeritus", so the retired head f*cker in charge? #Monsterdon

I'm OK, just nearly gotten eaten in my own house

#Monsterdon

Propagator emeritus of planet Earth.

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What is this poem?

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He should keep his glasses on so we can distinguish him from cop 1, cop 2 and the other guys. #monsterdon #seedpeople

I kinda like the crazy guy, ngl

#Monsterdon

Propagator emeritus?! Teach this guy to stop trying to propagate with those young girls!!

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