at least the movie didn't have the gall to hit us with "The End?"

it knew it was stumbling across the finish line

#Monsterdon

The real seed people were the townsfolk we alienated along the way!

#Monsterdon #SeedPeople

It really was the housekeeper all along! DUM DUM DUM! Plot twist you totally couldn't see from ten miles away.

#Monsterdon

Oops, this whole plot went to seed.

Thanks @Taweret for hosting!

#Monsterdon

They F'd off into a hospital room?

#monsterdon
#Seedpeople

OMG is this getting the best ending?1!?

#Monsterdon

Lights work perfectly despite violent arcing in supply. #monsterdon

This is how you know it's a 90's movie, he had to use a stick of dynamite to blow up the truck. In the 80's just driving it off the cliff would have been enough.

#Monsterdon #Seedpeople1992

"And that was that"

#Monsterdon

@ramsey

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At least that truck had a reason to explode after running off the road.

#Monsterdon #Seedpeople

Finally, a pyrotechnic explosion, we ... that was it? We got 3 seconds of explosion? Why does the director hate us? #Monsterdon

Fire hurt plant? HWAAAAT?!

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon where was i

sorry got distracted from the movie

oh good they're distributing seeds

this always goes well

Oh damn she's ghost riding that truck. #Monsterdon

Mrs Santiago knows how to deal with cops #Monsterdon #seedpeople

At this point I'd elbow Tom in the face a few times too.

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I think that terribly fake gunshot will nullify the director's American Gunfire Scene license.

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#monsterdon #seedpeople

YOU JUST SAID BULLETS DON'T KILL CACTI!!

Those are great creatures. 10/10 excellent monsters.
#Monsterdon

I thought you couldn't shoot a cactus!

#Monsterdon #SeedPeople1992

💥.gunshot.jpeg

#Monsterdon

Now, while they're stunned, shoot them. #Monsterdon

so NotACritter dies from pestacide, but Double Denim suffers no ill effects whatsoever from being sprayed at literally point blank distance? okay.

#monsterdon #SeedPeople1992

mmmmm herbicide fumes

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I mean we *do* preserve samples of smallpox and ebola and so on so insisting on saving one seed is not without precedent....

#Monsterdon #Seedpeople1992

"the enterprise in drydock" that wasn't

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🤨 🚚

#Monsterdon

guys

GUYS

tripwires don't work on CARS

#monsterdon #SeedPeople1992

For Pete’s sake, get out your big UV light array! #Monsterdon

we'll show these dipshits who rules the farmer's market!

#monsterdon #SeedPeople1992

Unless it's just blacklight, in which case you just have a very bright t-shirt.
#monsterdon

Yeah throw the disconnect *after* poking exposed wire around in there, that sure is OSHA compliant

#Monsterdon

Gun it!
EDIT: He did, but didn't hit any of the seedpeople. 😒
#Monsterdon

Oh I figured it out. The Seedpeople put on ultra expensive sunscreen that has like an SPF (and UV blockage) of like 500. that's why only the lights inside work

#Monsterdon

Good News; You're cured.
Bad News: You have ultraviolet photokeratitis.
#monsterdon

y'know hooking a wire to panel should not be a cause of hilarity but it's like watching a squirrel try to do it and

#monsterdon #SeedPeople1992

"Don't show any emotion" all the actors in this are safe then #Monsterdon #seedpeople

not showing any emotion should be easy for this actor amirite

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It’s like Meth Body Snachers #Monsterdon

Again, that should have been robotic like clockwork synchronicity. #Monsterdon

so some are transformed but others are just hypnotized, and thus easily fixed? or

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#monsterdon another aside for the youngsters: Yeah, we sure did love us some stonewashed jeans in the early 90's.

the twist solution to the problem is just doing exactly the thing they have been saying the whole time!?!?!? #Monsterdon

Why does it kill some people but seeds others? #monsterdon

#monsterdon it's ok now! You have an alien inside but it's probably dead!

If I run away and leave you all to the rest of this it's totally a joke and a reference

#Monsterdon

Just like that, shining an ultraviolet light on them cures them?

So, why doesn’t walking out in the sunlight cure them?

#Monsterdon

Okay, sure, whatever movie
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don't hug her to immediately take her out of the ultraviolet light!

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"They see us, we're just irrelevant". Seedpeople are proto-Borg? #monsterdon #seedpeople

Oh hooray they trivially broke the mind control. #Monsterdon

Yeah, didn't you just need to shove them onto the table to get them under the lights? Assuming Doc is right

#Monsterdon #SeedPeople

It's hard to care about the characters in this #Monsterdon when the protagonist doesn't even care about them innit?

They just left him. These people suck.
#Monsterdon

TIL you can’t kill a cactus with a bullet #Monsterdon

He does resemble McGyver tho....
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I vaguely remembered seeing this decades ago on some Saturday Creature Feature, but I thought this was going to be way cheesier and dumber. Not to say that this is good, but it's decently competent for us here on Monsterdon.
#Monsterdon #Seedpeople

Tom is really not so good at this. #Monsterdon

@Lazarou to be fair that time he at least tried

#Monsterdon #Seedpeople1992

get pollenated, idiot

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"Let's wait for them to attack him, then we'll run for the truck"

Tom's helpful in every crisis.

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See ya Burt. Thanks for the lights! #Monsterdon #SeedPeople

Wait I thought the lights were protecting Bert #monsterdon #seedpeople1992

Oh, he got franked or whatever the cop's name was.

#Monsterdon #SeedPeople

sorry Bert. RIP.

#monsterdon #SeedPeople1992

sucks to be you, bert

#monsterdon #SeedPeople1992

That is no seed, that's a space station #monsterdon #seedpeople

These are the day walkers. They can tolerate a greenhouse worth of UV. #Monsterdon

"That's why they never got you" so we're taking away the only thing that kept you safe #Monsterdon #seedpeople

That escalated quickly. He drew a gun rather than pay for farming supplies. #Monsterdon

Tremors but it's The Thing. #Monsterdon

Why are they saying you have to hack up plants to kill them? My houseplants all died fully intact. #monsterdon

Tom’s wearing “mom” jeans.

#Monsterdon
#SeedPeople

I wish he was wearing a denim speed suit

#Monsterdon

OK, we need a buncha extras to ... just aimlessly wander and look at each other.

#Monsterdon #Seedpeople1992

Cone

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So these creatures are weak to ultraviolet light? Annnd they're out. During the daytime. Hm. #Monsterdon

I wonder if the seedpeople can distinguish other seedpeople from humans on sight or if you could just pretend to be one and walk into their conclave

#Monsterdon #Seedpeople1992

hey know what there's a lot of during the day?

uv light

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#monsterdon WHAAAA HELP HE'S GOING TO INHALE US Oh wait okay that's better.

It's like Tubi mangled a pan and scan to avoid a DMCA takedown?

Asshole denim dude sees Heidi being seeded and does nothing #monsterdon #seedpeople

I think this is the most nothing that's happened in a monsterdon movie to date #Monsterdon #seedpeople

The vehicles in this film are weirdly not the right year.

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#SeedPeople

I'm hoping the seed people are gonna make a cool corn maze for the protagonist to get lost in

#Monsterdon

Compact porro prism binoculars

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@Ayyyydrew But they have so many exciting other appendages already!

#monsterdon #SeedPeople1992

It's reaaal! It's a faaaaaaake
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This Seed inside the FBI agent is really patient and wants to hear the whole story before killing our protagonist, huh.
#Monsterdon #Seedpeople

“There was nothing I could do but follow them” …on foot.

#Monsterdon

“You can’t kill a cactus with a bullet. You have to hack it to pieces.”

#Monsterdon

"You can't kill a cactus with a bullet"

#Monsterdon #Seedpeople1992

Invasion Of The Plot Snatchers #Monsterdon #seedpeople

Useless fuck. He's sitting there with a gun while she becomes a seed creature and does nothing. Could' e at least shot through the window or something.
#monsterdon

Yay! No more borderline abusive attempts at rekindling lost love!

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How many times are they repeating the same exposition? #monsterdon #seedpeople

@trixter they just really want to try out legs

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#monsterdon lmao Tom just passively watched his love interest get killed???? Ok movie

Not intervening because he likes his women blank and compliant, probably.

#Monsterdon #SeedPeople