I suppose my citing the whole "that's not how explosive decompression works" thing would be pointless?

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they don't have the budget for an alien I bet....

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oooo, it's that guy from the Evil Dead!

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Class bigotry!

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@klu9 yessss! I wanted to say Spandau Ballet as well! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I keep thinking about this, in retrospect this scene—

Brad: maybe I am jealous, can you blame me, your ex comes back to town and he's staying in your B&B?

Heidi: ...you're right, I'm sorry.

—was supposed to play like Brad is jealous and controlling, and Heidi has to appease him. But the way it was acted it seemed like Brad was being mature enough to share his emotions, and Heidi was mature enough to see where he was coming from

Oh Seedpeople, you don't know what you're doing

went to clean my teeth and when I came back it's all gone a bit trippy....

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I gotta say. Whoever made that trailer did a good job. It made that movie look WAY more batshit. #Monsterdon #SeedPeople

So they are taking over the secret society defending our world from Evil?

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@Newpa_Hasai @diazona I kinda felt like it was, like it actually was in cinema time.

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You see, kids, movies used to be on strips of "film"...

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@diazona @moira It was shown, but mostly cut away

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Quiet Billy, this is a Courtroom!

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@Newpa_Hasai Fair enough. I gave it alot of credit because I came in expecting the normal Fullmoon Pictures level of trash. And it was slightly above that.
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Anyway, great job as always team, that's another movie deservedly launched into space. It's gonna be _so much fun_ to force Elon Musk to watch every single one of these over and over again trapped in orbit or on Mars, I can't wait. And as always, thanks to @Taweret for hosting!

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@apLundell Kind of sad we don’t get to experience that, huh?

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Can't wait for Seedpeople 2: The Rave At the End of the World.

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This is just more of the "Writer's Disguised Fetishes" isn't it?

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dear fuck Zack Gilligan, is this what happened to you? #Monsterdon

oh shit, the actress playing Kimmy was also in COMMUNION, as ... *checks notes* ... "Praying Mantis Girl"

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@jonny Everything else gets an F for Fell asleep.

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@moira really excellent monsters that they chose to do nothing with, so close. #monsterdon

Doc's dead. Nobody to worry about now

NOOOOOOO!

THE END

Yessssss! Comet Valley was so boring the seed people added SPICE! And herbs!

Thanks for sharing Critters Plant Edition #Monsterdon with us @Taweret they could've used the budget to hire good actors instead of cool monsters but it could've been worse they could've just bought an Amiga and done bad CGI so there's that. And the Star Trek TNG style synthy soundtrack was OK too

@randy_s last week's film was much worse #Monsterdon

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The End?
Whelp. That was a film-like object. Ex-seedingly gripping. I.. I.. apologize. I have denim poisoning.

Thanks @Taweret , @Cherizilla , @paco , @JoeWynne and all other #monsterdonians for being as seedy as I always thought you were..

@ottaross Chekov's downed bridge

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@CactuarJoe as by the numbers as possible, I don't even see how you call this an attempted comedy?

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#monsterdon Okay, againm I was playfully uncontscious for the ending. However the audio program is delightful!

I like how the end credit music is trying SUPER HARD to scary.

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@CactuarJoe i am in fact still sleeping, but we've seen Too Much(tm) this year for this to be The Worst.

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That monster design was definitely the work of a committee

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They had Bubba and Animal? Wow!

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The plants won. Well, at least they'll probably fix climate change or something #monsterdon #seedpeople

I decided that the altercation in the home counts as “Battle in a Residential Home,” so I’ll call it bingo!

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@Newpa_Hasai or maybe the UV only has a temporary effect?

I dunno, seems like the movie itself couldn't be bothered to have much in the way of internal rules

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Keep a seed and don’t let the seed go to seed? 🤔 #Monsterdon

Ok, then. And that's was how that ended.

Thanks, #Monsterdon friends.

oh no, we're doomed! #Monsterdon

Thanks to @Taweret, @miru, and the community.

Don't stare at the oranges too closely.

The stars of this show!

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@Louisa Yes, but, you see, the agent was talking and acting with emotion, which the pod people can't do unless the script writers are just really lazy that is.

That or the director just really really had to pee and needed the scene to be done.

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well, I will give the monsters a considered B for low Budget

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Oh wow, they went for the End of the World ending.

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I joined this #Monsterdon late because I was broiling corn & I regret nothing.

@ottaross LOL #monsterdon the nasty women win!!!

I'm going to bet that some of the grosser monster effects made it into at least one other Charles Band movie.

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The end credit scene will show us it was all a dream

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The End. . . ?
Oh hey that was a dark little ending. I think I liked this movie gang? I did not expect that from a Fullmoon Picture.
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at least the movie didn't have the gall to hit us with "The End?"

it knew it was stumbling across the finish line

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The real seed people were the townsfolk we alienated along the way!

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It really was the housekeeper all along! DUM DUM DUM! Plot twist you totally couldn't see from ten miles away.

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Oops, this whole plot went to seed.

Thanks @Taweret for hosting!

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They F'd off into a hospital room?

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OMG is this getting the best ending?1!?

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Lights work perfectly despite violent arcing in supply. #monsterdon

This is how you know it's a 90's movie, he had to use a stick of dynamite to blow up the truck. In the 80's just driving it off the cliff would have been enough.

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"And that was that"

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@ramsey

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At least that truck had a reason to explode after running off the road.

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Finally, a pyrotechnic explosion, we ... that was it? We got 3 seconds of explosion? Why does the director hate us? #Monsterdon

Fire hurt plant? HWAAAAT?!

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#Monsterdon where was i

sorry got distracted from the movie

oh good they're distributing seeds

this always goes well

Oh damn she's ghost riding that truck. #Monsterdon

Mrs Santiago knows how to deal with cops #Monsterdon #seedpeople

At this point I'd elbow Tom in the face a few times too.

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I think that terribly fake gunshot will nullify the director's American Gunfire Scene license.

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YOU JUST SAID BULLETS DON'T KILL CACTI!!

Those are great creatures. 10/10 excellent monsters.
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I thought you couldn't shoot a cactus!

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💥.gunshot.jpeg

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Now, while they're stunned, shoot them. #Monsterdon

so NotACritter dies from pestacide, but Double Denim suffers no ill effects whatsoever from being sprayed at literally point blank distance? okay.

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mmmmm herbicide fumes

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I mean we *do* preserve samples of smallpox and ebola and so on so insisting on saving one seed is not without precedent....

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"the enterprise in drydock" that wasn't

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🤨 🚚

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guys

GUYS

tripwires don't work on CARS

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For Pete’s sake, get out your big UV light array! #Monsterdon

we'll show these dipshits who rules the farmer's market!

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Unless it's just blacklight, in which case you just have a very bright t-shirt.
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Yeah throw the disconnect *after* poking exposed wire around in there, that sure is OSHA compliant

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Gun it!
EDIT: He did, but didn't hit any of the seedpeople. 😒
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Oh I figured it out. The Seedpeople put on ultra expensive sunscreen that has like an SPF (and UV blockage) of like 500. that's why only the lights inside work

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Good News; You're cured.
Bad News: You have ultraviolet photokeratitis.
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y'know hooking a wire to panel should not be a cause of hilarity but it's like watching a squirrel try to do it and

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"Don't show any emotion" all the actors in this are safe then #Monsterdon #seedpeople

not showing any emotion should be easy for this actor amirite

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It’s like Meth Body Snachers #Monsterdon

Again, that should have been robotic like clockwork synchronicity. #Monsterdon

so some are transformed but others are just hypnotized, and thus easily fixed? or

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#monsterdon another aside for the youngsters: Yeah, we sure did love us some stonewashed jeans in the early 90's.

the twist solution to the problem is just doing exactly the thing they have been saying the whole time!?!?!? #Monsterdon

Why does it kill some people but seeds others? #monsterdon

#monsterdon it's ok now! You have an alien inside but it's probably dead!

If I run away and leave you all to the rest of this it's totally a joke and a reference

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Just like that, shining an ultraviolet light on them cures them?

So, why doesn’t walking out in the sunlight cure them?

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Okay, sure, whatever movie
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don't hug her to immediately take her out of the ultraviolet light!

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"They see us, we're just irrelevant". Seedpeople are proto-Borg? #monsterdon #seedpeople