I don't think holding a gun or wearing a cash register makes you "Bullet-proof"

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I absolute hate the lead character's wardrobe

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The Alien's behaviour is further proof that the only aliens that will come to this world are sex tourists, in this case 'exposure fetishists'

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Ma'am maybe get that looked at

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booo less flirting more silly plant Crites

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I love how pillbug just moseys along

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@klu9 it's what I would try

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Entertaining variety of tendrils tearing at the cop there....

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barely disguised fetish etc

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lol, serves you right cop for messing with the guys' hat

Excellent, cop gets eaten

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oh hey I had a suit like that in Old World Blues

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CRITTERS!

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Strangely discontinuous scenes. So did he run the guy over or what?

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this 'town nut' character is dressing for a rave....

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What heppened? Why was the guy on the truck trying to hit the ding dong out of the heckamadoodle of the town nut? #monsterdon #seedpeople

#monsterdon The blade hit a fiber run! AND THERE GOES ALL OF TEXAS YOU BASTARD! ;)

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Arbor Day is an incredible holiday in this town.

Is this truck going to spray gasoline all over him

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Spores.

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Every town has a 'nut' though...

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Children of the Corny

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#monsterdon Okay, so we have killer spooge, and now killer sticky popcorn. This is now glancing off Killer Klowns From Outer Space!

CORN POPS

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...ping-pong balls? what is this, Captain Kangaroo??

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Would you still love me if I were a seedpeople? #Monsterdon

This tree looks almost like it encountered some tiberium

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Lost track of who is related to who....

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@cocaine_owlbear Depends on your thinly veiled fetish.

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I've only been half paying attention to this film so far and all of the scenes I've watched more closely have been about the B&B, so that's what this film is about to me #monsterdon

It rolls like a critter #monsterdon #seedpeople

ok i had to rewind to figure out it was someone else who got slimed. all the men look the same

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They spared no expense on these monster costumes. #Monsterdon

I'm gonna go ahead and guess they didn't give Bates the GOOD opiates. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Hello everyone, I see we've found a... uh…. juicy scene? That's some aggressive... uhhhh... *13 year old boy in me is speechless*

Jizzplant to rubber monster in 13 minutes, nice. #monsterdon #seedpeople

dude wanked so hard he drowned in his own jizz and turned into an alien...

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Because of course my first instinct would be to poke it with a stick...

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lol, messy boy.....all over yourself....

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Ok, I was wrong, we've got a weird vagina tree already #monsterdon #seedpeople

@diazona it’s very eclectic
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The seedpeople are coming in nicely I see #monsterdon

This is weird, I can't tell any of the actors apart. They need to wear labels.

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They decided to cut on "cookie?" instead of just "I'm sorry." That's a choice.
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lol, racist child....

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"I shot bofa deez"

"bofa deez?"

"Bofa Deez Meteorite Nuts"

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You wear enough leather to be the sheriff

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lol, this guy is a divorced loser....

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Very nice, the place looks good. <eyes exits> #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Shannon Tweed films were like the crabs and trees of the movie industry in the 90's, they were the final end-state of all evolution of filmmaking.

Interior decorating by Badly Mixed Patterns LLC. #Monsterdon

that feather pen is a choice...

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Comet Valley. There’s only one way out.
But don’t be alarmed. #Monsterdon

There have been two signs so far in this movie and they are both incredibly fake looking. #Monsterdon

Yeah, but you could just take a boat across the river

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#monsterdon I looked up the cast, this jabroni was married to Robin Wright WHILE she was making The Princess Bride?!?!

Police (well FBI) care about the situation. Like a 50s movie.

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"Based on an original idea by Charles Band"... by which they mean "Charles decided to do a spinoff of Pod People".

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Which memorial hospital?

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Based on an “original” idea by…

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Mmm, ominous!

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Witherspoon? A relation?

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we're in bat country already....

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Welp. Wife found out the movie has Bruce Campbell and Marina Sirtis so now I have to download the movie and start over.

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I suppose my citing the whole "that's not how explosive decompression works" thing would be pointless?

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#WaxworkII

they don't have the budget for an alien I bet....

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oooo, it's that guy from the Evil Dead!

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Class bigotry!

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@klu9 yessss! I wanted to say Spandau Ballet as well! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I keep thinking about this, in retrospect this scene—

Brad: maybe I am jealous, can you blame me, your ex comes back to town and he's staying in your B&B?

Heidi: ...you're right, I'm sorry.

—was supposed to play like Brad is jealous and controlling, and Heidi has to appease him. But the way it was acted it seemed like Brad was being mature enough to share his emotions, and Heidi was mature enough to see where he was coming from

Oh Seedpeople, you don't know what you're doing

went to clean my teeth and when I came back it's all gone a bit trippy....

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I gotta say. Whoever made that trailer did a good job. It made that movie look WAY more batshit. #Monsterdon #SeedPeople

So they are taking over the secret society defending our world from Evil?

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@Newpa_Hasai @diazona I kinda felt like it was, like it actually was in cinema time.

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You see, kids, movies used to be on strips of "film"...

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@diazona @moira It was shown, but mostly cut away

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Quiet Billy, this is a Courtroom!

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@Newpa_Hasai Fair enough. I gave it alot of credit because I came in expecting the normal Fullmoon Pictures level of trash. And it was slightly above that.
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Anyway, great job as always team, that's another movie deservedly launched into space. It's gonna be _so much fun_ to force Elon Musk to watch every single one of these over and over again trapped in orbit or on Mars, I can't wait. And as always, thanks to @Taweret for hosting!

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@apLundell Kind of sad we don’t get to experience that, huh?

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Can't wait for Seedpeople 2: The Rave At the End of the World.

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This is just more of the "Writer's Disguised Fetishes" isn't it?

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dear fuck Zack Gilligan, is this what happened to you? #Monsterdon

oh shit, the actress playing Kimmy was also in COMMUNION, as ... *checks notes* ... "Praying Mantis Girl"

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@jonny Everything else gets an F for Fell asleep.

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@moira really excellent monsters that they chose to do nothing with, so close. #monsterdon

Doc's dead. Nobody to worry about now

NOOOOOOO!

THE END

Yessssss! Comet Valley was so boring the seed people added SPICE! And herbs!

Thanks for sharing Critters Plant Edition #Monsterdon with us @Taweret they could've used the budget to hire good actors instead of cool monsters but it could've been worse they could've just bought an Amiga and done bad CGI so there's that. And the Star Trek TNG style synthy soundtrack was OK too

@randy_s last week's film was much worse #Monsterdon

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The End?
Whelp. That was a film-like object. Ex-seedingly gripping. I.. I.. apologize. I have denim poisoning.

Thanks @Taweret , @Cherizilla , @paco , @JoeWynne and all other #monsterdonians for being as seedy as I always thought you were..

@ottaross Chekov's downed bridge

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@CactuarJoe as by the numbers as possible, I don't even see how you call this an attempted comedy?

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#monsterdon Okay, againm I was playfully uncontscious for the ending. However the audio program is delightful!

I like how the end credit music is trying SUPER HARD to scary.

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@CactuarJoe i am in fact still sleeping, but we've seen Too Much(tm) this year for this to be The Worst.

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That monster design was definitely the work of a committee

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They had Bubba and Animal? Wow!

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The plants won. Well, at least they'll probably fix climate change or something #monsterdon #seedpeople

I decided that the altercation in the home counts as “Battle in a Residential Home,” so I’ll call it bingo!

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@Newpa_Hasai or maybe the UV only has a temporary effect?

I dunno, seems like the movie itself couldn't be bothered to have much in the way of internal rules

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Keep a seed and don’t let the seed go to seed? 🤔 #Monsterdon