@combatwombat @Mikal He will be soon. He will be.

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So, him and his ex don't get back together and there's no way to un-seed people?
Bummer.
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It even has a classic sudden ending, a #monsterdon classic! Thanks @Taweret for hosting as usual

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@whiskeysailor for reals

i mean @RobynGoodfellow literally said "that [FBI] guy's a seed person" in the first 90 seconds of the movie

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And they're all pod people. Naturally.
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there was too much denim in that film and it almost put me off my snack....

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Thank god we're back to the shitty framing device. #monsterdon

And the twist ending that we were expecting since about two minutes in.

No coffee, no smoking.

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the ending created more questions than it answered, in a flawed way, not a mysterious way...

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I'm not gonna lie I kept zoning out whenever the creatures weren't on screen

ty for joining, everyone!!

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Well that was a happy movie. #Monsterdon

Vehicle falling off a cliff and exploding! EXCELLENT! We need more of that in our #Monsterdon movies

So like, was Heidi re-controlled?

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#monsterdon for all inherent badness, the aesthetics of the thing, the dialog, the fact that it was ADR'd in an empty warehouse, it does have a coherent plot, kind of. The monsters and effects are pretty good considering this had to have had the budget of a small soft-core porn production.

Ok, so there were only three real "aliens" and the rest were Renfields.

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lol, tough luck for the Doc, yeah?

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That exploding car shot was 90% of the budget. #monsterdon

Yay - the classic tumble down the mountainside explosion scene.

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lol, so it's only the Queen that can turn into a hairy bollock?

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Joy to the world!

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lol, just through a loaded gun around like a golf club

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Checkov's hatchet, I guess
(and herbicide)

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Movie electrical engineering: I flipped a thing and then some wires happened.
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"They're running very slowly after us!"

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I'm an hour late, but 5 minutes in this soundtrack seems very 80s #Terminator ripoff. 🙏

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So the FBI guys decides we need to drop a UV Nuke on Comet Valley...

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#Seedpeople1992

Need to call Blade for some UV flashbangs

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I'm still not following why the plant creatures don't like uv tho

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THEY'RE FIXED NOW????? #MONSTERDON

I don't think you should stare directly into those lights....

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möth moment

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Demin dude is really not about saving anyone else, is he?

Demin selfishness.

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RIP weed farmer

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whoa! demin dude pulls a gun on that farmer!

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A cone?

Is it a sweet and spicy cone?

It can't be, I ate them all!

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Did he just buy that pickup? I don't believe any farmer would let it be in that shiny of a condition. #Monsterdon

So uh, how do they look human?
Sorry they just do, because reasons.
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i wonder what the housekeeper woman is up to #monsterdon

oh I love the compound eyes, very cool

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"They can't tolerate heavy doses of UV" are they related to the aliens from Signs that also picked Earth despite not being able to tolerate water?? #Monsterdon #seedpeople

If it bleeds sap we can kill it.
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I want to play Classic Concentration on that old computer

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Most things "can't tolerate heavy doses of ultra violet light" it kills DNA!

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Okay, but there's a lot of UV in space compared with on Earth. (well unless you're far from a star)

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This was written by someone who read about the panspermia theory while on some adult substance(s).
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"Seeds which were sown on the winds of the Universe" i dunno. That line might be a little too good for this one. #Monsterdon #SeedPeople

Wait the gun proves he's human?
Uh. Ok.
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lol, 'plants are the most cunning and savage of all life forms'

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if Doc was really smart he would hole up in a tanning booth instead of a cave

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If I'm counting nearly indistinguishable dead white male characters right, I have a Bingo.

Thanks @cherizilla !

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Give ‘em the old light-n-chop

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Denim shirt AND denim jeans? It’s the 90’s!

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The director is having everyone grab everyone else.

"Now you shake him"
"Now he shakes you"
"Now you shake both of them!"

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Brad's on his way to die in Racoon City

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Brad, Randall Flagg is here to see you

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"I'm not gonna run away this time"

brother is your entire plan not to run away from this place, was that not the point of the last scene

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Brad is molting.
EDIT: "No. It's Frasier."
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I was not expecting to have mostly called it on the video quality

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That was waaaay more of his budgie-smugglers than we needed to see.

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I've never wished I was watching The Happening before today

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Fear not! The Denim Cavalry arriveth! #monsterdon #seedpeople

"Is this some elaborate ruse to get into my bed?"

It wasn't, but now that you mention it....

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that way the lead instantly flies into a rage is believable for a man who wears only denim

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Oh hey some computer graphics. Kinda. That one shot took a week and cost $7000.
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Yeah better save those effects for the airbrushed pixels VHS filter

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Papa was a rolling stone…

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Oh wow, that morphing.....I don't know what is real anymore...

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Can we uh not use the word Daddy here? #monsterdon

Apparently "testa" is a thing, but it's more commonly called "seed coat" #monsterdon https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seed#Seed_coat

love how those things fly....

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That video is going to be so dim and out of focus

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If you say another word I'm going to have a mental breakdown and scream.

I swear I saw this in the other room!

*doesn't scream*

What the crap lady? You promised us a scream and a mental breakdown!

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@xerozohar yeah well I done hurd they was a giant chicken

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Hey I heard the meteorites are seeds

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I love the "found an old diary that explains things" trope. #monsterdon

STOP FLIRTING YEESH

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I mean if they're big evil sprouts

Just cook them and eat them

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It's The Blair Critters Project

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How did he not get killed by that monster?

#Monsterdon #Seedpeople1992

Go on man, make love to the opened egg, FOR SCIENCE!

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Fine, just touch it with your bare hands, then. #Monsterdon #SeedPeople 👾🍿🎥

Next: Hold your face real close to it.

Sure, tickle the seedpod, it's gone well for everyone else who's done that so far. #Monsterdon

Girl you ain't sneakin' nowhere with that big ass camera

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that flashlight is doing nothing while those stage lights are on.

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Okay I do like this shot through darkness to the Flammable Liquid sign. W/e DoP gave us that, thank you; I see you tried. #Monsterdon

@xerozohar Small blessings :P #Monsterdon

This movie was funded by the organic food lobby it seems. #Monsterdon

RE: https://babka.social/@littlemiao/116672288677304828

Doing a tour of duty in a hegemonizing swarm

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#monsterdon "Stronger than five kinds of monkey piss!"

Five kinds! Powerful stuff.

Is it "Doc Roller" or "Doc Cruller?"

Because I sure could go for a nice donut right about now.

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Nice P100 half-mask

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So, the drunk PhD with a gun is the sane guy on the movie?
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Yes, yes! She was great in Batman and Robin!

(Raises gun)

TALK ABOUT THURMAN!

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“This was the goal of the leaf and the root”

Some writer thought they really did something with this little speech #Shakespeare #Monsterdon

Testa? Are they trying to keep this PG??

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In some level this rteminds me of next week's #FridayThrillerClub feature, a bit lower level. #monsterdon

I don't think holding a gun or wearing a cash register makes you "Bullet-proof"

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I absolute hate the lead character's wardrobe

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The Alien's behaviour is further proof that the only aliens that will come to this world are sex tourists, in this case 'exposure fetishists'

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