He should keep his glasses on so we can distinguish him from cop 1, cop 2 and the other guys. #monsterdon #seedpeople

I kinda like the crazy guy, ngl

#Monsterdon

Propagator emeritus?! Teach this guy to stop trying to propagate with those young girls!!

#monsterdon

I'm not even a little joking when I'm saying Doc should be played by current-day Mark Hamill

#monsterdon #seedpeople1992

Don’t bring and a hatchet and gun to a knife fight

#monsterdon #seedpeople1992

.... ya'll got blinders on or somethin', damn

#monsterdon

Wow, these things really are just insect-flavored Critters.

#monsterdon #SeedPeople1992

Don't play with Grandma's slides; she won't let us film in here

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon What are you doing? Quiet, I'm inventing the boob light!

This is some cosmic horror shit. #Monsterdon

The effect of her throat throbbing was pretty nice

#monsterdon

And it belongs to Doc Roller!

First name Rock.
Middle initial N.

#monsterdon

Doc Roller, the Rock'n Killer. #Monsterdon

Thurman? Thurman Merman the German?

#Monsterdon #Seedpeople1992

Thanks for showing use your rocks, Tom

#monsterdon #seedpeople1992

“You’re a pretty good guy”

Coming from the racist teenager, thats not the compliment it sounds like #Monsterdon

Oh right I keep forgetting my drink. A kitty has come for hugs as a distraction. #monsterdon

@me He probably just came from a weird rave

i.e. the 80's

#Monsterdon #Seedpeople1992

Sir, she is a MINOR. #Monsterdon

who else holds the magnifying glass over their...cheek?

#monsterdon

So many different kinds of mouths and mandibles #Monsterdon

Budget tip: Monsters that roll are very inexpensive. #monsterdon

A HEAD CRAB! And the cuddly Critter is back to get some hugs.
#Monsterdon #Seedpeople

yay!!

#monsterdon

@Lazarou

Maybe that's what'll defeat the seedpeople: E's & whizz!

#Monsterdon #Seedpeople1992

Crazy Doc has got to stop them all and has a bladed instrument. Someone saw THE THING.

#Monsterdon

He doesn't look crazy to me

#Monsterdon

If the radio is out why don't you just text?
#Monsterdon

The "comet" valley "meteorite"? 🤔 #Monsterdon

Thrilling high speed chase scenes of up to 5 mph #monsterdon

@Lazarou This is incredibly well paced for a #Monsterdon movie

#Monsterdon #Seedpeople1992

It was a rock not an iceball! The town is named all wrong!
#Monsterdon #Seedpeople

#monsterdon "I got a funny rock I want ya to take a look at."

Well there's two of them actually [zip]

Did the guy who got covered in breakfast cereal even die or...?

#monsterdon #SeedPeople1992

#Monsterdon ☄️ 🌱 🙍 🌱 🏃‍➡️ 🌱 👀 👽 😱
#seedpeople

why is there carpet on the top hatch of his trunk

#monsterdon "I've never seen anything like this before."

Really?

Never?

"I got a funny rock I want you to take a look at"

sounds like a sex thing

#Monsterdon #Seedpeople1992

It's a loaf of bread. #Monsterdon

Is the plant driving?
#Monsterdon

Was he... trying to hit this guy? What even happened here?

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Now he's drunk Mcguyver… not Klaus Kinsky.

Pro tip: any car that is behind you at night is going to try to run you off the road. That's just the rules.

#Monsterdon #Seedpeople1992

so, so far, we know these guys have seen Critters, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, and now Back to the Future.

#monsterdon #SeedPeople1992

When you’re an old nutty guy, you have to drink booze while you’re driving.

#Monsterdon
#SeedPeople

Casting call: lead actor for SEEDPEOPLE. Must look like the love child of Klaus Kinski and Everett McGill. Previous acting experience not required.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Okay, now we have vehicular rear-ending. **My inner 13 year old boy is screaming**

Nothing will happen to Drinky McWindsheildface, surely.
#Monsterdon

Oh, just in case the “only one bridge in & out” sounds far fetched, let me introduce you to that time a West Virginia town asked the USSR for help to rebuild their bridge because the WV government was ignoring their requests #Monsterdon

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vulcan_Bridge

That's cause someone sabotaged their meteor rejector!

(Planet of the Vampires reference)

#Monsterdon #Seedpeople1992

@Binder it's probably a magnet or something

#Monsterdon ☄️ 🌱 🙍 🌱 🏃‍➡️ 🌱 👀 👽 😱
#seedpeople

Hi I'm Tom Banes, and I'm addicted to plant spores.

Everyone: Hii Tooom.
#monsterdon

Because comets, as we all know, are localized phenomena. #Monsterdon

why is this FBI agent so obsessed with the doctor? are they dating? exes? like, what?

#monsterdon #SeedPeople1992

Birth of the Corn Flake Homunculus. Steph Sterling should sue for copyright infringement.

#monsterdon

This one spews trail mix #Monsterdon

Ding-dong-heckama-doodle!

#Monsterdon
#SeedPeople

☑️ Mild Swearing

#Monsterdon #Seedpeople1992

Oh that reminds me: Popcorn time!

#monsterdon

Bingo!

#monsterdon
#Seedpeople

oh this guy got the dry shot

#monsterdon

It's a monster. It's a tumbleweed. It's a yoghurt factory, it's a Cap'n Crunch dispenser.

#monsterdon

…natto cannon?

#Monsterdon

An HR Puffinstuff tree #Monsterdon

well that's vaguely... shaped, if you catch my drift

#monsterdon

@Lazarou same!

#monsterdon

The Throbbing Tree™ #monsterdon #seedpeople

#monsterdon Tom is screaming Klaus Kinsky... just a little bit.

critters????!!!!?
:D

#monsterdon

PLANT CRITTER

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon omg i love little seedling dude

But look what IS on my bingo card! #Monsterdon #SeedPeople 👾🍿🎥

#monsterdon okay when they said "SeedPeople" I had no idea they meant

At least they didn't name it "Bolide Valley." #Monsterdon

Ancient Indian storyline, check #Monsterdon

The Kimcident

#monsterdon

"Almost everybody was acting a bit weird."

how could yo tell???

#monsterdon #SeedPeople1992

Ancient indian alien burial ground of course #monsterdon

Themes? In a Monsterdon movie?!

#monsterdon #seedpeople1992

I think what you're looking at right there is a wacky wailing inflatable tube man

#Monsterdon #Seedpeople1992

Yeah I noticed

#Monsterdon

@Lazarou Any and all deaths would be a blessed sweet relief from this movie, including my own.

That includes death by acidic-bukkake.

#Monsterdon #SeedPeople1992

I wonder what the awesome little creature is up to

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Fellow Massachusets natives, remember the meteorite yesterday? The one that was heard over half the state?

How sure are we that is wasn't carrying alien plants?

who is this liquor lady
she seems way more interesting than all these generic white guys

make the movie about her please

#monsterdon

Oh! I thought that car driver would be reporting Doc Roller being missing.

#Seedpeople_1992 #monsterdon

@me
Step one of any investigation
#monsterdon

@Lazarou Never takes long. #Monsterdon #SeedPeople 👾🍿🎥

Do sherriff's offices have sub-stations? I think sub-stations are more of an electrical distribution thing. #Monsterdon

@nhgeek

Which from this point forth I shall call "monstumes"

#Monsterdon #Seedpeople1992

The sheriff works at the sub station. I'm just saying. #Monsterdon

"What about doc roller?"

"Ah yeah, him, He was probably.... wheelin' around somewhere."

#monsterdon

What a delightful lil creature! :blobcatheart: #monsterdon

Frank's not himself, don't worry. #Monsterdon

Oh my good he literally just got cummed all over by a plant and it turned him into a walking avocado lmao

#monsterdon

Please, take your time

#Monsterdon

this is what happens when you feed your ficus after midnight

#monsterdon

OK, after it started spraying white goo, I realized that's not what it was.

#monsterdon

Momsterdon money shot!

#Monsterdon

[goes to check the film rating]
#monsterdon #seedpeople1992

Must… not… make… jizz… joke…

#Monsterdon #SeedPeople1992