Must… not… make… jizz… joke…

#Monsterdon #SeedPeople1992

[goes to check the film rating]
#monsterdon #seedpeople1992

That tree is a squirter.
I hope that was his kink.
#Monsterdon #Seedpeople

That’s what happens when you go poking the plant in its sensitive spots.

#Monsterdon

Does this alien flower have a vagina?

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Plant jizz #Monsterdon

TREE SPOOGE

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#seedpeople

why would you poke that thing with a stick

#monsterdon lmao very subtle "plant"

Bukkake? This early in the film???

#Monsterdon #Seedpeople1992

eeeeeeew alien plant bukakke eeeeeeeeew

#monsterdon #seedpeople1992

A colour out of space unlike any seen on Earth be--- oh it's just a tree that sounds like an angry chipmunk.
#Monsterdon #Seedpeople

You've been SLIMED! Awww too bad, here's a copy of the home game version of Seedpeople!

#monsterdon

#monsterdon #seedpeople

Excuse me while I pump weird shit into the ground and walk through cobwebs in my orchard of death..

Stick your face in that weird alien tree, do it...

#Monsterdon

@Binder complete with the squeakings!

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#seedpeople

so wait, he leaves to irrigate the orchard in broad daylight, then drives a couple of klicks over and it's late evening?

#monsterdon #seedpeople1992

also I feel like I need a gif of Donald Sutherland pointing and screaming ready to use at a moments notice

#monsterdon

Cookie? 🍪 ❔
#Monsterdon #Seedpeople

Nobody wants to see loser dude in shorts

#Monsterdon

My orchard is JUST THESE FOUR TREE!!

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All ages are "just a difficult age" #monsterdon #seedpeople1992

Meteorites! At The Orchard

#monsterdon #seedpeople1992

Cookie? (monster)

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#Seedpeople

"She reads my mind, but I'll videotape her when she doesn't know it."

How does that work, exactly?

#monsterdon

Nice kitchen though...

#Monsterdon

Creepy housekeeper. Red herring or POD PERSON

Too close to call.

#monsterdon

Cars just looked cooler back then. #Monsterdon

Well, I gotta camera to stare directly into

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Shoulder launched video camera #Monsterdon

They spent way more on the orchard truck door magnet than on the past two signs combined. And I'm not counting the b&b sign, I think that was just the actual sign for the scouted location.
#monsterdon

@ranjit A guitar cozy?

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If I ever make a B movie about aliens arriving in meteorites, they're going to be called "Weaubleau eggs"

#Monsterdon #Seedpeople1992

I love how un-actorly the voice over is, so bold...

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what the heck is that thing on the wall of the b&b room

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@Lazarou

She built her house on an old Indian seedground

#Monsterdon #Seedpeople1992

@ohiofi "and I've hardly changed since I was 14 and you were 25."

#Monsterdon #SeedPeople1992

“Designated mother”

I think they have a term for that. Legal guardian, even?

#Monsterdon

"I'm the designated exposition dump, Tom. Get over it."

#monsterdon

@Violinknitter [record scratch, freeze frame] I bet your wondering how I got here. #Monsterdon

There's a lot of stolen Native American artefacts in this white woman's house

Oh wait, exposition just rushed by....

#Monsterdon

Back in the era when white people hung up lots of Native American looking decorations because... It was the style at the time.
#Monsterdon #Seedpeople

is this a Hallmark Christmas #Monsterdon

Thread on #Seedpeople_1992 movie, part of #monsterdon; watching via https://miru.miyaku.media/ ...

Let's waste half the stuff, sure. #monsterdon #seedpeople

Oh, it's one of those flashback movies. I bet we will have a twist after the flashback ends
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#seedpeople1992

@yatsu "Unrememberable Hospital" didn't fit the sign.

#monsterdon

@MatthewTitus88

The Trancers & Puppetmaster franchises, Oblivion, Dollman & many other.... "greats"

#Monsterdon #Seedpeople1992

Nice totem out in front of the house. Just middle-class white people stuff.

#Monsterdon

Gyango is outside the house? But only as tall as a man and made of paper mache.
#Monsterdon #Seedpeople

This fella is like a low budget David Caruso.

#Monsterdon #Seedpeople

@CactuarJoe what are we remembering? we forgot! #monsterdon

so much for the 'medical emergency', guess we get to hear his whole life story now on the operating table

#monsterdon

In related news, this huge seed I found last week is now germinated and, for some reason, calling me "Seymour" while begging for food.

Seems like a perfect companion for "Seedpeople" from 1992.

#Monsterdon

Tired: Chekov Gun
Wired: Comet Valley
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@Lazarou

I Want To Believe... this is a film worth watching

#Monsterdon #Seedpeople1992

@MatthewTitus88 i think they even have their own streaming service (or used to, at least)

#monsterdon

Comet Valley!

#Monsterdon #Seedpeople1992

🦖MONSTERDON 🎞️
⁉️ SEEDY TRIVIA 🌱🌰

Yes, tonight’s feature is partly an homage*, at least to the plot, of Invasion of the Body Snatchers.

* Probably stretching the definition, tho

#Monsterdon #Seedpeople

Mr. Bates 🥁 #monsterdon

There’s only one way in or out of this movie… #Monsterdon

Oh. The entire movie is a flashback. I have an irrational hatred for this kind of frame.

#Monsterdon #SeedPeople

"While you're clearly injured and about to undergo medical treatment for what must be a severe injury, I'm going to question you about days worth of information. "
#Monsterdon #SeedPeople

A cop storming in an telling a doctor to fuck off plays different now (and way more expectable)

#monsterdon #seedpeople1992

Calling it now. Fed is a Pod.. er.. seed person. #Monsterdon #SeedPeople

We're already at ACAB.

#monsterdon #SeedPeople1992

Movie starting at the end.

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#Seedpeople1992

MEMORIAL HOSPITAL definitely not a sign we threw together with an hours notice. #monsterdon

"Memorial Hospital"

no first name, like Cher

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Me too random patient screaming, me too

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Doesn't look like any recognizable B-movie actors in this one. Bodes well for it being sufficiently bad that nobody talented would touch it.

Excellent.

#monsterdon

OK the cheesy synth intro music is really setting the tone for tonight's #Monsterdon I wouldn't be surprised if there was Amiga CGI scenes

I can already tell by the slow roll of credits that we have a certain budget involved here. #Monsterdon

(ominous orchestral music continues)

#Monsterdon

RE: https://piefed.social/c/bmoviebonanza/p/2100072/seedpeople-1992-mastodon-watch-party-this-sunday-evening

Representing Lemmy/Piefed, Mastodon's fediverse sibling! #monsterdon

https://lemmy.world/post/47515644

This music is so ominous #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe I'm sure it'll grow on us

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This opening theme is totally Conan the Barbarian.

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It's the Not Predator theme.

#monsterdon #seedpeople1992

@wohali TIMELY.

#monsterdon #SeedPeople1992

#monsterdon strong start, I like the opening titles

Musical guest: FISHBONE

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We have TV Static font!

#Monsterdon #Seedpeople

@Lazarou Asian Tommy Westphall

#Monsterdon #Ultraman

Tom Petty Full Moon Fever

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@MatthewTitus88 Whatever works, I say. So long as it's delicious. #Monsterdon

WE GOT CLEAR MONSTERDON AIRSPACE RIGHT FRAKING NOW SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGN!!!

#monsterdon #Seedpeople1992

Or-e-o, Or-e-o

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#WaxworkII

First Conan movie...

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#WaxworkII

Kinky stuff again?

#monsterdon
#WaxworkII

He wanted to do the hanging scene instead of Marina... eh. There is a joke in there somewhere #Monsterdon

Wait, is the the "Doctor Who" Master?

#monsterdon
#WaxworkII

Good luck storming the castle!

#monsterdon
#WaxworkII

What a tiny little axe. #Monsterdon

Maybe more "Excalibur"...

#monsterdon
#WaxworkII

@crowbriarhexe

Seven Wigs For Sister Sarah?

#monsterdon
#WaxworkII

Is this "Legend"? Will we get Tim Curry with really big horns?

#monsterdon
#WaxworkII

Ah, the classic "Your honor, I have resurrected the murdered man" defense.

#monsterdon
#WaxworkII

"Take care of him" is a bit ambiguous in that context...

#monsterdon
#WaxworkII

Cool. I like the red wave of blood in the black + white scene.

#Monsterdon