giving myself skin cancer because fuck you

#monsterdon

An alien nightshade? #Monsterdon #SeedPeople 👾🍿🎥

so the seed people are inside the regular people? not kill and replace them? they seem to be able to shapeshift. mainly asking to know if we need to prepare for a "dads back" emotional ending scene or having to squeeze a "ok i guess comet dad is dad now" romantic plot in #monsterdon

Frustrated botanist writes a Mary Sue where he's the strapping jack of all sciences & someone decides to produce that. #Monsterdon

That's why people always say you are as cunning as a rose bush.
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yeah your skin's not real fond of it either

#monsterdon #SeedPeople1992

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#seedpeople

we've seen several character deaths but I can count none of them as 'disturbing' for bingo purposes

SeeD SEED SEEEEED! something something Time Kompression

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I wish I had a bingo square for ominous legend was on this go around #monsterdonBingo #Monsterdon #SeedPeople

#monsterdon #seedpeople

We are being chased by seeds sown by the winds of the Universe!

Hell yeah.

compaq deskpro... 386?

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…
Plants are the most savage…

WHAT?

#Monsterdon #SeedPeople1992

we got the whole Seed Special Forces here

#Monsterdon #Seedpeople1992

The crazy doc is #OldPeopleGoals to be honest.
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Planets, god damn cunning planets. That's what everyone says.
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"They have seed people inside them."

Seed in a Frank suit?

#monsterdon

Siri Play The Little Shop of Horrors Cast Recording

#Monsterdon

This doctor is a vegan because he hates plants #Monsterdon

“Eat chlorophyll, bastard!”

#Monsterdon
#SeedPeople

#monsterdon The original Automan pilot was fricken rough, I'm telling ya'

Title drop

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@CactuarJoe Who's on first?

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#monsterdon Doc Hammer is batting zeroes

Doc: "You're one of them, aren't you" a revenooer! #Monsterdon #seedpeople

:ohno: my batteries!
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Here to help? Who's going to help YOU with that haircut? #monsterdon

So his enormous chest pack is just to run the lights? #monsterdon

this guy must have really fucking pissed off costumes to be given this haircut and full denim #monsterdon

the BATTERIES are DEAD

#monsterdon #SeedPeople1992

I'm glad Doc is expositing in a helpful way as he tries to kill the other guy who I don't remember the name of

#Monsterdon

To be fair, if I was being chased by murderous space plant aliens and I thought everyone was about to kill me, I'd want to drink too.

#Monsterdon #SeedPeople

Can't you tell by my earnest eyes that we're on the same team? #Monsterdon

@SRLevine I was just thinking this hasn't even been an hour yet

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Doc needs a new motherboard #Monsterdon #seedpeople

He just took all the bullets out of Doc’s gun, and this is going to end up costing Doc his life.

#Monsterdon

@randy_s I guess SD cards are still a thing

#Monsterdon #Seedpeople1992

for real tho, why is he wearing florescent lights, these monsters spawn based on light levels?

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@RobynGoodfellow@mastodon.murkworks.net Bottom surgery on a budget!

#Monsterdon #SeedPeople

THANK GOD YOU"RE HERE BULLET STEALING DENIM MAN!

#monsterdon #seedpeople1992

Did Tom just sexually assaulted that girl?
#monsterdon
#seedpeople1992

Oh no. It's one of those caves that's under 30 miles from LA again.
#Monsterdon #Seedpeople

If this doctor goes below 55% blood alcohol, he'll explode. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon #seedpeople

THese outfits are so "of their time" and only of that time, that you could identify this film to within a couple of years with a couple of stills. Haircuts too.

BEHOLD, DOCTOR MOBIUS SLEEPS

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Early Google Glass prototype #monsterdon

And that's how you blow your junk off. #Monsterdon #SeedPeople

What about Brad and Frank?

I suspect they are out looking for Janet.

#Monsterdon

Open armory tonight only!

#Monsterdon #Seedpeople1992

that was a bit too passionate of a kiss as a father figure for someone you've known like... 2 days...

#Monsterdon

First rule of electrical repair is SWITCH IT OFF FIRST #monsterdon #seedpeople

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that was when you could get red chuck taylor high tops and not support Nike

florescent tube doc brown? he's evil

#monsterdon #SeedPeople1992

"Is it Brad?"
"No, it's Fraser."
"That's Brad's last name. This isn't a supermarket, they don't put 'hi, my name is Derrick, how can I help you today?' on cop uniforms."

#Monsterdon #SeedPeople1992

What do you mean, you were just running away!
#monsterdon
#seedpeople1992

Brad! Adam! Steve! Hello, Any Generic American White Guys in here?

#monsterdon #SeedPeople1992

marry soundtrack
fuck props
kill costumes

#monsterdon

🦖MONSTERDON 🎞️

⁉️ SEEDY TRIVIA 🌱🌰

👀 Look for the actors just moving the puppets around.

#Monsterdon #Seedpeople

It's Fraiser!
#Monsterdon #Seedpeople

No hugging only plot advancement. #Monsterdon

>> We've GOT to get out of this valley!

>> I'm not going to run away

Make up your mind, dude

#monsterdon #seedpeople

#monsterdon okay wait I've been half paying attention did the blond lady seriously not know about taking the tape out of the camera and putting it in another device?

For the kids: Video cameras back in the day recorded to videocassettes, sometimes they were miniature of a sort but there were adapters for them, anyone who owned a video camera then would have known all about this. Not everyone knew all the ins and outs however, cool people, for instance...

This is a very large town for being entirely cut off from civilization.

#Monsterdon #SeedPeople

At least Kim can draw on her experience as a four star general to keep them safe #Monsterdon #seedpeople

Cute pink Chucks. They're the only bit of color in town. #Monsterdon #SeedPeople

Signature bowl of wax fruit. Why not dress every set w/ it. #Monsterdon

@cd0 so, like, if the plot gets too unbelievable, the fuse trips?

#Monsterdon #Seedpeople1992

"Go ahead and run away, that's what you always do!"

… like, I know they have history an'shit, but even by this movie's standards, that was a stupid line.

#Monsterdon #SeedPeople1992

But we all knew camcorder was going to be a plot device #monsterdon

Is it Brad?

No, it's Fraser.

Oh no! I so hoped it was Brad.

#monsterdon

Ew he's been slimed/furred. #monsterdon

That sure was some investigation they did before going off to murder the local smart guy #acab

#Monsterdon #SeedPeople

Maybe unplug the electrical thing making popping noises.
#Monsterdon

Oh no they got that one guy with the sitcom

#Monsterdon

Grabbing Heidi's shoulders is just, like, the Midwestern version of how Italians talk with their hands 🙄

#Monsterdon #Seedpeople1992

That kid is a 6 star general. That's why she's on this op. #Monsterdon

Writer/science guy coming back to town to hang out with his ex-wife and encountering ancient evil buried in the ground that starts to devour the whole town is a really Steven King plot ain't it.
#Monsterdon #Seedpeople

That's a weird way to end a sitcom but I can roll with it

#monsterdon #SeedPeople1992

Need a spreadsheet to keep track of who has and has not seen the seed monsters so far.

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TOM. Don't shake her like that.

Heidi could ALSO be a seed person and it's just your dick telling you that she's not

#Monsterdon

@ranjit I did actually! And mustard seeds!

(well whatever is in the "pickling mix" from the local mexican supermarket, but I know those two are for sure)

#Monsterdon

"No one's been hurt"

You're genre-blind, aren't you? #Monsterdon

Ah, that's why they divorced. Physical abuse.

#Monsterdon #SeedPeople

@apLundell That’s what it looks like he did.

#Monsterdon

Tape is absolutely recoverable #monsterdon

Maybe face forward when you run. #Monsterdon #Seedpeople1992

"See, Aunt Heidi who is clearly only a year older than me? I wasn't making it up!"

#Monsterdon #SeedPeople1992

There's a six-hour cooldown after realizing the camera is damaged before you're allowed to think of checking the tape

#Monsterdon #Seedpeople1992

*Shows a weird blur that sort of looks like a stick with a light on top on a really badly paused VHS tape*

"See! I told you! There's proof they exist!"

#Monsterdon

That's one of them aunt Heidi! See?

I haven't been making it up.

I'm the final girl, I know it!

#monsterdon

This is just darkness it could be anything like an episode of Star Trek: Enterprise for example #Monsterdon

Is this that other guy in The Police? #Monsterdon

Okay so the alien walnut grows intoa tree that makes three different kinds of seedling monsters that serve differentiated purposes for... ???
Leaping flying headcrab for range. Whip tentacle Critter ball for restraining. And the other one for slowly tottering about.
#Monsterdon #Seedpeople

I love the lamps, hope nobody goes diving into one #monsterdon #seedpeople1992

@SRLevine did you put coriander seeds in the brine?

#monsterdon

was Kim just waiting offscreen to burst in the second anyone decided to put her tape in the player? how long has she been there?

#monsterdon #SeedPeople1992

Conveniently cut for an apology, you were right can be heard. #Monsterdon #SeedPeople

"Watch this home made VHS your niece, who I've been making flirty come-ons to, made for me. And keep an open mind.
And prep the tranqs for if the mood takes you."

#Monsterdon #SeedPeople1992

Come on put the VHS cassette back together macgyver. #monsterdon