Heidi is ready to be deep faked. #Monsterdon

@trixter When men reach a certain age, that happens... 😃
#monsterdon

Hey, I have an idea! Maybe the camera got trashed, but the tape is still good. Wow, brilliant, Sherlock!
#monsterdon

@trixter hey don't judge

#monsterdon

The camera might be busted but what about the video tape cartridge?

#monsterdon #seedpeople1992

"Crap - and here I am with nothing but Betamax!"

#monsterdon #SeedPeople1992

I do think the team designing the puppets looked like they had a lot of fun

#Monsterdon

Can't do that with an SD card 📽️ #Monsterdon #SeedPeople

by god the TAPE. the tape might be on the TAPE #monsterdon

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#seedpeople

the lady has good quilts though

Why is it that when the monsters change back to humans the humans aren’t all gooey?

#Monsterdon
#SeedPeople

Jumpin' jockstraps Batman!

#Monsterdon #SeedPeople

Wait they're not using STANDARD AMERICAN TIME??? the seedpeople conspiracy goes all the way to the top people :tinfoil:

#Monsterdon

that is one weird alarm clock

#monsterdon

Heyo banana hammock #Monsterdon

So normally I’m team Believe Kids When They Tell You Things

But it feels slightly different when we got the introduction to Kim that we got #Monsterdon

@ramsey We've all experienced a temporal event somewhere between the first seed skeeting and now.

#Monsterdon #SeedPeople 👾🍿🎥

This movie has a lot of ick, between creepy uncle and legless alien's dad disguise or mental projection or whatever. #Monsterdon

Friends, that's denial

#monsterdon

I bet they could still salvage the tape from the camera.

#Monsterdon

"She's incorporated the fact that her camera was ran over in to her fantasy".

Uh. I. Yea. That's a thing. #Monsterdon

This movie is like critters without the humour
#Monsterdon #seedpeople1992

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No one decides to leave, or anything. Just sit at the kitchen table and brood.

the monsters are so awesome. handwalkers that turn into rolling walnuts. is the rolling for just for transportation? they also can fly. great. whatever is happening there let's get some more of that going, cut the rest of these scenes of people talking and lets get some more rolling shots #monsterdon

Is that a ghoulie?

#Monsterdon

These are some juicy, slobbery aliens. #Monsterdon

Tranq'd up incestuous threeway still on the cards for creepy MacGuyver.

#Monsterdon #SeedPeople1992

@cherizilla
At least that was his lab notes.

#monsterdon #seedpeople1992

Did they really film this in a sitcom stage #Monsterdon

Wow special effects! #monsterdon

you know I would probably be too nauseous to eat a fruit after that experience

wait did the ex not see the katamari?

#Monsterdon

Seed Person: "Now I had nothing to do with that, you almost hitting her is entirely your own fault" #Monsterdon #seedpeople

So, do they have a double amputee running around in the suit, walking on their hands?

#Monsterdon #Seedpeople1992

Has it only been 45 minutes? It feels like an eternity.

#Monsterdon

She had to slip on dirt because she's too young for high-heels.

#monsterdon
#SeedPeople

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAA
Daddy rolling to get you kid!
#Monsterdon

@diazona Does it mention if her chest is heaving? Be sure to tell me if her chest is heaving.

#Monsterdon #Seedpeople

ew, slimey (complimentary)

#monsterdon #SeedPeople1992

Transformation through the magic of digital morph! Through a crappy video camera effect to make it look even worse.

#Monsterdon #Seedpeople1992

RE: https://wandering.shop/@Violinknitter/116672324641562345

Blanco Bronco?

#monsterdon
#Seedpeople

I was hoping Kim would run past the car and then they'd hit the Krite. Alas.

#Monsterdon #SeedPeople

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#seedpeople

I guess when you're hit by a car your pony tail comes out

@cmdln ohhhh my friend you’re in for a real treat. #monsterdon

Hmm, kinda short for a TF sequence if I'm being honest.

#Monsterdon

OH MY GOD THEY KILLED KIMMY!

j/k #Monsterdon

bowlin' bowlin' bowlin'

watch her daddy rollin'

rollin' while he's bowlin'

#monsterdon #seedpeople1992

"You're not my daddy" you're a bad special effect #Monsterdon #seedpeople

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Kinda liked the man- to - pod transformation. Kinda.

Camera person can't die right? Right??? #Monsterdon

I love some beautiful cursive #monsterdon

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#seedpeople

excellent transformation!

You're not my Daddy or my Dad!

#Monsterdon #Seedpeople

This sugar baby rejects monster plant sugar daddies & rightfully so. #Monsterdon

YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY #Monsterdon

Head crabs can fly now?
Early computer morphing technology is really bad.
#Monsterdon #Seedpeople

bahaha nice transformation sequence through the viewfinder

#monsterdon

Joining #Monsterdon a bit late. Never even heard of Seedpeople.

https://www.themoviedb.org/movie/92779

Seems about par for the course for schlocky early nineties scifi/horror.

#monsterdon Later, she would work as a cameraman for Chris Carter on The X-Files.

He looked super calm when he saw the Alien Avocado™, why is he so triggered talking to his ex? #monsterdon #seedpeople

I can't tell any of these blond white dudes apart.

#Monsterdon

let's GO ROLLING THING whatever the fuck that is is now the protagonist #monsterdon

Kimmy, use your iPhone. It has much better resolution than that old VHS camcorder.

#Monsterdon

She was one of the original podfluencers.

#monsterdon

"They move so strangely." #Monsterdon

Nancy Drew Catches Her Own Death On Film, news at 11

#monsterdon #SeedPeople1992

Really hoping for a bowling alley set piece

#monsterdon #seedpeople1992

You know this could be the origin of Riverdale / SEX ARCHIE (the hit Riverdale Recap Podcast)'s idea of the Cult in the Woods

#Monsterdon

Does Kim get eaten, yes/no?
#monsterdon

Get REC'd #SeedySlickers #Monsterdon

And in a few short years, she became one of the paparazzi who hounded Princess Di to her death

#Monsterdon #Seedpeople1992

The subtitles helpfully inform me that Kim is breathing heavily

#Monsterdon #Seedpeople1992

"Do you know what testa is, Heidi?"
"Overpriced shittily built cars driven by douchebags?" #Monsterdon #seedpeople

#Gardening Mastodon be like, “Today I have done it. Sprouts!”
#Monsterdon

The Bore Witch Project. #Monsterdon

You know, I see why their marriage failed now.

#monsterdon #seedpeople1992

🦖MONSTERDON 🎞️

⁉️ SEEDY TRIVIA 🌱🌰

The effects team handled both the makeup transformations and the physical effects shots, such as the alien pods and plant-based transformations.

Digital Visual Entertainment contributed some digital effects, likely for the alien pods and environmental shots.

#Monsterdon #Seedpeople

Giant plant seeds famously survive the harsh conditions of space and atmospheric entry

#Monsterdon

If I were a scientist and I found a giant avocado with stuff moving inside I'd sure as hell GTFO ASAP #monsterdon #seedpeople

I don't understand how these things reproduce but I'm not sure I want to know either

#Monsterdon #seedpeople

I would believe a woman when she told me if I didn't shut the fuck up she was going to have a complete & total screaming mental breakdown but, y'know, I'm not the leading man. #Monsterdon

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#seedpeople

Seriously, Tom. Leave.

Should we start a bet on whether the narrator and girl hook up again in the end?
I say yes. It's just too obvious.

#monsterdon

Tom! Leave!

best advice i've heard all movie. think i'll take the opportunity myself.

#monsterdon #SeedPeople1992

Yes leave the alien seed opened snd unattended that’s perfectly fine #monsterdon

"Am I the only sane person left?"

Assumes facts not in evidence...

#monsterdon
#Seedpeople1992

Testa! Testa! Testa!

#Monsterdon #Seedpeople1992

You are not that hot Heidi
#Monsterdon #seedpeople1992

Do you know what Teata is Heidi?!

#Monsterdon #SeedPeople

So so far we're "borrowing" from Critters, "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" and The Thing. #Monsterdon #SeedPeople

where in the world is

#monsterdon #seedpeople1992

Why does it have to be slimy? Or glistening?

#Monsterdon

Yes touch the alien seed that’s totally safe #monsterdon

I was gonna jokingly say "make Guacamole" but since seeds can get passed through your intensines and propagate that way... well...

#Monsterdon

Why on earth would you enter the bedroom of your B & B host?!?!

#Monsterdon

"Today I have done it: Sprouts!"

If it's Xmas dinner, he's probably over-done them so the sprouts are all mushy.

#Monsterdon #SeedPeople1992

This is the thinnest of ruses to get in to your bed, ma''am, just recognize that he's a lazy cad. #Monsterdon

@strangefour So I guess I can check that off my bingo card then, right?

#Monsterdon #SeedPeople 👾🍿🎥

This is the most excited anyone has ever been about sprouts

#Monsterdon #Seedpeople1992

Hi! I've already been attacked by a creature and escaped, but I think I'll go roaming through the forest at night to investigate strange lights.

#Monsterdon #Seedpeople1992