Seeds always attack in pairs

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@crowbriarhexe 😂

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Aaaa you got bbq sauce in my eye

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the creature's teeth are too jiggly

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Nice knowing you Burt #Monsterdon

So not trying the herbacide on them? #seedpeople #seedpeople1992 #monsterdon

"Let's wait for them to attack him, then we'll run for the truck"

Tom's helpful in every crisis.

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So some people get their face eaten while some other people get their face um injected. #Monsterdon

In the years after the Seed People apocalypse, what was left of humanity had to rebuild and repopulate.

A Golgafrinchan-esque society built exclusively by tanning bed enthusiasts.

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I’m bummed about Kimmy. #Monsterdon

why ARE the seeds week against UV light? as alien life forms traveling in idk pinecone meteorites wouldn't they deal with a lot of UV light?

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Oh I hate stealther levels #Monsterdon

((ominous music continues) continues)

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You did?? How did you learn that?? Do you make a habit of hanging out with crazy people with guns?? #Monsterdon #seedpeople

"I don't argue with crazy people carrying guns."

And that's the moral of the film

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booooooo travel by rolllliiiiiinnnnggggggg not by car #monsterdon

Good job, Bert. Stay alive. Live to farm another day. #monsterdon

@yatsu We are kind of overdue for an in-story introduction of Mr. FBI man that would explain how he turns up at the hospital.

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I picked the wrong #monsterdon to abstain from cannabis prior to a medical procedure

Falling Down but it's Invasion of the Body Snatchers. #Monsterdon

I'm falling in love with Doc's sense of fashion. ​:abloblamp:​
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I can tolerate a lot of things but when you insult my meteorite That's when I kick you out!!

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taken over by

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#monsterdon I wonder what Banjo Mandog is doing right now.

Better late than never, catching the end of Seed People.
First thing I see is a couple guys walking right past some barely hidden people. Seed people are blind.

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Wondering if he's gonna start a fire only to learn that some seeds only propogate via fires

#Monsterdon

"The ultraviolent makes you immune!
Although not to skin cancer. So, you might want to keep regular check on the size and texture of your moles."

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Anyone remember Colbert joking about Star Seeds when Barack Obama got elected and everyone assumed in 5 years we would be tilling the earth with a human femur?

The lights make you immune. So we're taking them. Good luck Burt! #Monsterdon #SeedPeople

The seeds and the cylinder are connected to a larger body

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A giant seed that shoots out smaller seeds? I could be watching Gamera II: Advent of Legion right now.
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It's kind of a bummer he's recounting all of this to an FBI agent. It means he's not getting eaten ... unless the FBI agent does the funniest thing.
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@ottaross Totally!

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Hiring extras to play the seedpeople was smart.

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IF there's one thing we know about canyons, it's they're low on topsoil.

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Hey Burt! #Monsterdon #SeedPeople

"Seeds are the perfect vehicle for space travel" which is why they used a ship instead #Monsterdon #seedpeople

hey bert!

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Tom’s trying to be the MacGyver of rocks.

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yay for bad farming practices!

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#monsterdon "seeds only grow in deep, acid-rich topsoil"

Most of the seeds in the world would disagree with you

Cheap Body Snatchers! #monsterdon #seedpeople

It's a Testaract #Monsterdon

#monsterdon you are ruining my feed. And just by passing by I already paid more attention to the movie than people writing the posts haha. Have a lot of fun!

It's a mega-pine cone

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Imma be honest with you guys, I did not see the girlfriend and "kid" getting pod personeded.

So… kudos movie, I guess?

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I can't tell if this movie is better or worse than the Tommyknockers. It's really close to the same plot based on Bodysnatchers.
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Binocular mask, we paid $1.50 for that in camera effect. #Monsterdon

I'm very bad with plants, I'm gonna take some germination notes from this.

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@diazona

As long as you wear enough denim

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do you mean "seeds in general" or "alien Seeds" because I'm pretty sure idk hydrangeas prove that seeds can grow in non-acid-rich soil

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We followed them to a field, we followed them to an orchard. We traveled to the east, always to the east. Finally below us lay the glittering lights of Lut Golien. If only we had known the horrors that awaited us there...

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Ah yes, the "everyone here is sketchy as anything" low camera angle. #Monsterdon

My long term crush and her niece were got by the space seeds oh well #Monsterdon

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if this had been an orchard in Eastern WA in the early 1990s there would have been smudge pots. I have seen no smudge pots, so I cannot suspend my disbelief.

How much funnier would this have been if they bled maple syrup and people started hunting the seeds for sport?

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You could disguise yourselves by wearing giant papier mache walnut husks and rolling around.

I really haven't seen much of these mountains that make it one bridge town
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Yay it's cast picture day. #Monsterdon

Oh yay, the hospital again.
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nothing about this movie is real. but i'm calling it that the FBI dude is Pod People. he's so focused on Doc coz Doc is the only human left.

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and it was alllll a dream

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Oh no synchronized driving, only seed people could possibly do that! #Monsterdon #seedpeople

So, last man standing. (And the Doc) #Monsterdon

That would have been super creepy if they'd achieved the machine like degree of synchronization they aspired to there. #Monsterdon

ok well that's all the principals down, so now we have to figure out how to reverse being seed peopled. dang. no so i started blastin' for us #monsterdon

Everybody's favourite part: the framing device!

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So, are they seed-impregnated, or just Reinfields?

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Well, so much for them I guess.

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Oh I guess the slow moving Seedpeople is the one that impregnates everyone with mind control seeds?
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ohhhh they're all pod people now I guess

"That which is living can be killed"

Anyone else flash to: "That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die."

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So the strange way they move is as if they're shooting the cover for Abbey Road? #Monsterdon

If they can't handle ultraviolet light, how are they out in the daytime?

CHECKMATE, MOVIE!

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did she succeed

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I think whatever is happening to that lady is probably scary. Maybe. I don't know SINCE WE CAN'T SEE ANYTHING 😆

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That is an extremely measured reaction to watching your wife and daughter get mind-controlled by space alien plants.

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I don't see why they have to turn into people though

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Pluribus, the prequel

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The soundtrack isn't bad, but it's not really helping to carry the story enough.
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Note, purple filter over a fluorescent tube does not a UV lamp make.

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@Binder Johnny Oppenseeder

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If he runs really fast, he can time travel. #Monsterdon

I dunno if this is the face-blindness or what but I can't tell Protgagonist apart from Frank

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No one in this movie knows how to carry a gun.

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In my day, "ultraviolet radiation" was called "black light"

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#Seedpeople

If it bleeds we can kill it

#Monsterdon

What is living can be killed.

Maybeeee ...

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Tom's feeling toppish now that law & order is breaking down. #Monsterdon

"if it bleeds..."

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Hey look, they do know how to sync the camera to the monitor. Kinda.
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"What's living can be killed" There we go. That's more like it. #Monsterdon #SeedPeople

“What is living can be killed.”

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"What is living can be killed. You said that."

Don't throw my words back at me! #Monsterdon

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You know where you might find large quantities of UV light? Maybe space..???

"we can kill the one burt found"

sir, we are an hour into this movie. it is too late for us.

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HEY BERT

#Monsterdon

Oppenheimer of Plants. #Monsterdon

Wait, what was that about entering your mind? How are they psychic too?

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#monsterdon I am actually enjoying this.