Be careful, I've heard it said that you can't kill a cactus with a shotgun or something.

#Monsterdon #SeedPeople

But I thought you can't shoot a cactus!

#Monsterdon #SeedPeople

you put the gun in the coconut, you blow it all-ll up

#monsterdon #SeedPeople1992

(electricity crackling)
(all chattering)

that's like something out of a rap

#Monsterdon #Seedpeople1992

Human extension cord. Cool.

#Monsterdon

If I lived in One Bridge City I would simply lure the alien seeds into a basement where they couldn't make their way back up the steps. It would be easy, for me

#monsterdon

Tom just steam cleaned a muppet #Monsterdon #seedpeople

Wait, so, like, the plant creatures can just... fly now?

Ok, yeah, seriously, why the F are they still pretending to be humans and walking on two legs?

#Monsterdon

So this was really just a feature-length commercial for glyphosate?

#Monsterdon #SeedPeople

why's that one mad, he's got an apple

#monsterdon #SeedPeople1992

Everybody gather close in this perfectly ordinary cube of wires & lights. #Monsterdon

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#seedpeople

Mrs Santiago wears nurse's shoes

What kind a rickety assed grand plan is this?

#monsterdon

They fly now?! #monsterdon #seedpeople1992

I'm sorry, I'm starting to root for the seed people, they are at least competent
#monsterdon  

extension-cords:"Seed People"::railway-timetables:"Dracula"

#monsterdon
#SeedPeople

@cherizilla

That would just be ripping off another movie

#Monsterdon #Seedpeople1992

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#seedpeople

oh no not pointed rocks!

Protip: If you want to invade earth just be able to fake human emotions, job done. #monsterdon

The heroes are their own worst enemy.

#Monsterdon #SeedPeople

Doc, this isn’t the time to be rational!

#Monsterdon

I think you need to get him drunk again when he's sober he's too eager to do science

#Monsterdon

I guess now we see why the bridge needed repairs. #Monsterdon

Seems like a lot of trouble to rig up these grow lights when you could just hold the fort until morning and Nature's UV would do the work for you #Monsterdon

I knew Doc looked familiar! He played Sigmund Freud on Star Trek: TNG

#Monsterdon

I'm telling you, gasoline and an ignition source would work *worlds* better than a bunch of UV light

#Monsterdon

doc this whole town's gone to seed

#monsterdon #SeedPeople1992

I'll bet the seed people are chasing them in rock and roll mode 🪨💨 #Monsterdon #SeedPeople

This is like when Burke wants to keep one baby xenomorphs #Monsterdon

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#seedpeople

since this is all a flashback we know that tom doesn't die and that takes all the fun out of these climactic scenes

This is like the 3rd time we've had random electric cables creating random pyrotechnics.

#monsterdon

There's a lot more Doc ass in this shot than necessary #Monsterdon #seedpeople

does Doc get struck by lightning in this one? i feel that this movie would be improved if the two Obligatory Heterosexuals were driving a delorian instead of the Body Snatchers Farming Truck.

#monsterdon #SeedPeople1992

How could all those people just keep up with a truck?

#Monsterdon

What was w/ that cable pulling scene? Who told you to keep that bit in the edit? #Monsterdon

@Lazarou Maybe they meant ultraviolent light? Like, hard light, with a punch. #monsterdon #seedpeople

You know, it's not a good movie, but while it lacks in finesse, it doesn't waste time. Gets right to the goofy.
#Monsterdon

@moira One way or another

#Monsterdon #Seedpeople

Tom knows you need a wired connection for a real LAN party #Monsterdon #seedpeople

Wait, hang on. There are seeds? Which spawn seedpeople? And those seedpeople look like real people? But they replace real people? And then they can be made those real people again? And so the seeds do...what now?

#Monsterdon

@cherizilla the plant forms seem stronger and faster than the human form why would they be doing work in the human form come on just one scene with everyone in plant form please please #monsterdon

My god, how many times are they going to repeat the UV light thing? This movie could easily cut 15 minutes #monsterdon #seedpeople

@strangefour Yes, how has this 4.4 on IMDb? It's at least a 5.4. #monsterdon #seedpeople

#monsterdon #seedpeople

The seedpeople, you know that their bark is worse than their bite..

Even the Hollywood science wasn't fully thought through.

#Monsterdon #Seedpeople

Yup, power's still on. #Monsterdon

It's anti-communist propaganda. The plant people are all happy and working together with noble purpose of expanding on their civilization. But they're the bad guys.
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon #Seedpeople

"Don't show any emotion, and don't talk".
Sum total of the director's instructions to every single principle lead in this movie.

#Monsterdon #SeedPeople1992

There is still 11 minutes left of this movie.
#Monsterdon

"We're legally required to use a plank truck so that we can claim we're an 'homage' to Invasion Of The Body Snatchers rather than the blatant ripoff that we obviously are" #Monsterdon #seedpeople

now floor it you fucks

#monsterdon #SeedPeople1992

Why don't they just transform as we clearly established they can do? #monsterdon

Heidi this is not a great time to have feelings. #Monsterdon

Uh huh. We’ve seen this truck loading scene before #Monsterdon

Huh. I guess they were just Renfields and not seed people. The UV "cured" them.

#Monsterdon #Seedpeople1992

Have the remaining humans dress in sticks and twigs and shuffle in disguised as sentient shrubbery, you cowards. #monsterdon

debbie harry take the wheel

#monsterdon #SeedPeople1992

Why r the seeds almost as big as the creatures?

#Monsterdon

This horror film needs more OxenFree. #Monsterdon

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#seedpeople

can they tell whether each other is a seedperson do you think

@jonny Bet you didn't see that coming

#Monsterdon #Seedpeople

Just your typical night time giant prune brigade.

#Monsterdon #SeedPeople1992

So does the ultraviolet light kill the mind control seeds inside them or just make them dormant? How does the light get inside them?
#Monsterdon #Seedpeople

@Binder

Films like this really do make it hard for the legitimate alien seed enthusiasts

#Monsterdon #Seedpeople1992

This, ladies and gentlemen, is known as a supply chain attack.

#Monsterdon #SeedPeople

This movie really plays fast and loose with the whole day/night thing doesn't it? #monsterdon #seedpeople

uv plant light fixing them make the whole "know what's all over the place in the daylight? uv light" so much worse

#monsterdon #SeedPeople1992

@Taweret no fluoride in the Comet Valley water

#monsterdon

you know if they set up a UV Blacklight are they gonna be disgusted by the alien jizz?

#Monsterdon

Typical seed enthusiast gathering. #Monsterdon

So, this is it, shiny a light and they are back?
oh, please...
#monsterdon
#seedpeople1992

Quick grab the herbicide and run away from the plant people we want to kill with it.

#Monsterdon

Just you wait for the seed people to learn about sunscreen!

#Monsterdon #SeedPeople

"It's the ultraviolet light. It's giving her cataracts like she's been to a Bored Ape rave."

#Monsterdon #SeedPeople1992

Everyone's okay, except for the severe sunburns. #Monsterdon

Heidi: "I can see the music!!" #Monsterdon #seedpeople

(dramatic orchestral music)

#Monsterdon #Seedpeople1992

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#seedpeople

oh no shovel handle to to the bits

Irradiation for all!

#Seedpeople_1992 #monsterdon

Brad would be fighting Tom by now even if he wasn't possessed. #Monsterdon

Dude, she's not into you, take the hint!

#Monsterdon #SeedPeople1992

#monsterdon #seedpeople

<Backs away slowly?

We're gonna need a bigger manure truck..

oh, so Heidi does get a swing or two in on Mr Double Denim. i'm so pleased to see it.

#monsterdon #SeedPeople1992

Was Bert working for the evil space seeds or fooled by their fleshy disguises? 💀

#Monsterdon

Irrelevant? That's not a nice thing to call someone!

#Monsterdon #SeedPeople

poor burt.
#monsterdon #seedpeople1992

@Taweret cool stuffies
#monsterdon

Kim's final words: "I'm gonna move closer".

"Plants are the most savage of all life forms!", yes, except for their uber-predators, DEER.

"Burt Mosely learned a long time ago, don't argue with crazy people carrying guns."

You got a whole room full of UV lamps. You could lure the bad guys in & turn them on. NOPE! Nobody clever!

I learned don't watch badly-paced movies by crazy people. Pffft. I miss seeing montsers in this monster movie. OH LOOK ONE MINUTE of monsters.
#monsterdon #seedpeople

Stop hiding in plain sight!!!

#monsterdon #seedpeople

Kellog Compost, the breakfast of champions

#monsterdon #SeedPeople1992

Ok so they are 10000% responsible for Burt's death #Monsterdon #seedpeople

Has anyone worked out why and when they kill folks vs "turn" them? #Monsterdon #SeedPeople 👾🍿🎥

You can't even meteo right! #monsterdon #seedpeople

The seed person/monster add BBQ sauce to the face of the person it's trying to eat?

#Monsterdon

man we are not getting daddy back with the kind of internal reorganization it would take to be able to shapeshift into a plant goblin. only remaining ending is 'everyone is actually plants' #monsterdon

Kellogg's Compost Cereal. #Monsterdon

Trying desperately to come up with a Burt's Bees joke.

Failing.

#monsterdon

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#seedpeople

oh no two puppets doin' the little shakaroos!

At least you don't have to return those grow lights... #Monsterdon