Possibly one of the worst day for night shots in the history of #monsterdon

Just snap a cop's neck, she'll forgive you for making her a vamipre #monsterdon

The #monsterdon timeline is all over the place - thanks TubiTV

Oh shit dude got a crossbow! #Monsterdon

"There! You are free of the vampire curse!"

"Really? I don't feel any different."

"Well, you are. Try walking into the sunlight to see."

"Well, okay, if you say so..."

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oh wait that wasn't willis my bad.

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Special move unlocked, Break neck instead of bite neck

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Yeah, the fact that vampires can't see themselves in mirrors is pretty obvious by now. But at least try some moisturizer and a brush??

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#Monsterdon CHEKHOV'S NECKSNAP CALLBACK YES

Poor guy got staked AND had huge buckteeth fangs

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"...the power of Grier compels you!"

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NOBODY EXPECTS VAMPIRES IN THE PANTRY!
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Lisa's so powerful, she doesn't even have to use French to cast her spells!

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that cop has a lot at stake right there

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Two on one stake?
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Justin is a Resident Evil protagonist. #Monsterdon

@ColesStreetPothole well to be fair this was willis's house before he got turned

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#Monsterdon chekov's crossbow?

The ol' vampire in the pantry trick.

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#Monsterdon Wow, the drummers arms have to be tired by now.

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Blacula voodoo doll is so kewt! :amaze:

@apLundell

yes

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Of course a vampire estate has a crossbow over the mantle! #Monsterdon

Love the tension... Will we run out of cops or vampires first? #Monsterdon

Okay one of the vampire thralls is a hooded monk hiding in the shadows now. Sure that's normal.
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The cops really knew how to hug it out back then

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@apLundell Surely not but I think it kind of works... we've definitely had worse soundtracks at least

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CANDYGRAM! #Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

@Taweret I was thinking it was about the flippy mirror in an SLR camera but that would only affect the viewfinder #monsterdon

they are not using their numbers to their advantage at all and are just rushing one by one though, sad display from a highly seeded team #monsterdon

there's no way youre piercing fabric with those dull ass stakes

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Whoops, someone forgot stakes are a single-use item! :D #Monsterdon

The staking sound effect is icky #monsterdon

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Why is there a hearse parked in the cops' garage?

i mean you were kind of a dick anyway but still

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oof bye willis

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Zoom in on the doll and back. Excellent camera work! #Monsterdon

Wooden stake get some every time, vampire or not I guess

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I'm a little unclear on the expected lore here y'all. If she de-vamps Blacula, since he's the head vampire, do all the other vamps automatically evaporate into dust? 🤔

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ACAB (All Cops Are Blood Banks) #Monsterdon

Does the movie NEED all this drumming? #Monsterdon

I do enjoy Blacula being ACAB
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11-99 in pro....
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Now *that* was a good takedown.

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@blogdiva Do you suppose that actor proudly noted on his resume that he called Blacula 'uppity' right before getting knocked the fuck out, or is that like one of McDonald's jobs?

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unlike the paltry 3-vampire crew that dracula had, blacula has like a ton of subvampires and so i think it's pretty safe to assume that the cops do not got this #monsterdon

These vampires have done their hair up to audition to be in The Cure

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Another good flying vampire lunge. These people did their homework. points

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nice glide! I like it!

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@strangefour Yes! I don't like some of the pattern combinations, but I love the bright colors and fit and variety of many of the clothes in #ScreamBlaculaScream #Monsterdon

Brides of Dracula his ass! #monsterdon #acab

This little piggy went AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH !!!!! #Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

Blacula's voodoo doll looks like it's made out of delicious chocolate

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hahahah, get wrecked, cop. #monsterdon

her eyelashes got longer too?? you can market that
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They're going to need more sticks.
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This corn bread recipe is weird.

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I noticed all the thralls have plywood coffins. Thralls don't rate the Batesville Super Deluxe Premium Steel models, I guess. #monsterdon

@Louisa that costco discount on the 12 packs of coffins really working out right now
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Little corn meal here, then we get the oil to 400 and fry you in effigy. #Monsterdon

Justin. Maybe don't help the cops.
#RootingforBlacula #MamuwaldeWasRight
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Those piddly garden stakes are less girthy than I've become accustomed to here.

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that's the walk i do first thing in the morning to the tea caddy, i feel it ma'am. #monsterdon

Okay, scene of cops running around with wooden stakes is pretty funny

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@Victorsigmoid #Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

I love this make-believe "it's night" shots on this movies!
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Vampire thinks ACAB, I am team Blacula as of now #monsterdon

Oh. Right. Generational wealth. Nvm.

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Where did all these freight coffins come from

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@SarraceniaWilds 6.5/10

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JV Vampire Squad vs Cops. #Monsterdon

"Ubereats is here, guys. Everybody up, come pick out your order." #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonBookClub "Surgeons Don't Cry: A young surgeon battles the prejudice existing in today's hospitals" [Internet Search] It's a real novel by Albert Greenfeld. Published in 1968. He was a doctor; died in 2023. The book is about a young Jewish surgeon who has a surgery go wrong.

@Crazypedia Just a wheelbarrow and a holocaust cloak

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Aw, man. Budget coffins. I guess nobody saved up.

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Maybe they're just confused by the day for night. It looks like daytime.

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Over/under on how many of those cop cars end up smashed?

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really, REALLY bad day-for-night :(

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“Help me Lisa you’re my only hope” #monsterdon

wow thats a lot of soon to be vampire cops lol
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OMG the minute I post that, we're finally outside the house 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Wow they all have to sleep in plywood coffins? Lmao #monsterdon

@strangefour This would be a classic episode of The Adventures of Blacula: the TV series

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Magic people, voodoo people #monsterdon

synchronized coffin opening! vampire sports!
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I think even with my considerable starting lag, at this point it's fair to say this movie is a LOT of standing around in a red brocade velvet wallpapered room, giving significant glances. 😂

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@srol

back-alley fangectomy

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Oh that dingy basement in which all of the thralls live? That is not up to code.

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so if this works, he crumbles into dust, since he's 100s of years old? #monsterdon

@yogajedi CITY WOLF. On NBC.

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I think they were trying to add echo to the footsteps in the parking garage.
But it just sounded like they had springs on their feet. Boing boing boing boing.
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@Victorsigmoid A lost opportunity to work with law enforcement indeed

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I really thought for a moment she was gonna use the scissors to cut the dolls' fangs off. #Monsterdon

My man loves the baby blue.

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I'm trying to remember how many vampire movies where they're actually searching for a cure..

#Monsterdon #Dracula1974

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Ah. Don't show up on film
Gotcha.

@RobynGoodfellow the jive happened

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Blaxploitation has to have some payback against "The Man" #Monsterdon