Does the movie NEED all this drumming? #Monsterdon

I do enjoy Blacula being ACAB
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11-99 in pro....
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Now *that* was a good takedown.

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@blogdiva Do you suppose that actor proudly noted on his resume that he called Blacula 'uppity' right before getting knocked the fuck out, or is that like one of McDonald's jobs?

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unlike the paltry 3-vampire crew that dracula had, blacula has like a ton of subvampires and so i think it's pretty safe to assume that the cops do not got this #monsterdon

These vampires have done their hair up to audition to be in The Cure

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Another good flying vampire lunge. These people did their homework. points

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nice glide! I like it!

#mastoween #monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

@strangefour Yes! I don't like some of the pattern combinations, but I love the bright colors and fit and variety of many of the clothes in #ScreamBlaculaScream #Monsterdon

Brides of Dracula his ass! #monsterdon #acab

This little piggy went AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH !!!!! #Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

Blacula's voodoo doll looks like it's made out of delicious chocolate

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hahahah, get wrecked, cop. #monsterdon

her eyelashes got longer too?? you can market that
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They're going to need more sticks.
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This corn bread recipe is weird.

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I noticed all the thralls have plywood coffins. Thralls don't rate the Batesville Super Deluxe Premium Steel models, I guess. #monsterdon

@Louisa that costco discount on the 12 packs of coffins really working out right now
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Little corn meal here, then we get the oil to 400 and fry you in effigy. #Monsterdon

Justin. Maybe don't help the cops.
#RootingforBlacula #MamuwaldeWasRight
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Those piddly garden stakes are less girthy than I've become accustomed to here.

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that's the walk i do first thing in the morning to the tea caddy, i feel it ma'am. #monsterdon

Okay, scene of cops running around with wooden stakes is pretty funny

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@Victorsigmoid #Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

I love this make-believe "it's night" shots on this movies!
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Vampire thinks ACAB, I am team Blacula as of now #monsterdon

Oh. Right. Generational wealth. Nvm.

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Where did all these freight coffins come from

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@SarraceniaWilds 6.5/10

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JV Vampire Squad vs Cops. #Monsterdon

"Ubereats is here, guys. Everybody up, come pick out your order." #Monsterdon

@Crazypedia Just a wheelbarrow and a holocaust cloak

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#Monsterdon #MonsterdonBookClub "Surgeons Don't Cry: A young surgeon battles the prejudice existing in today's hospitals" [Internet Search] It's a real novel by Albert Greenfeld. Published in 1968. He was a doctor; died in 2023. The book is about a young Jewish surgeon who has a surgery go wrong.

Aw, man. Budget coffins. I guess nobody saved up.

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Maybe they're just confused by the day for night. It looks like daytime.

#mastoween #monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

Over/under on how many of those cop cars end up smashed?

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really, REALLY bad day-for-night :(

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“Help me Lisa you’re my only hope” #monsterdon

wow thats a lot of soon to be vampire cops lol
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OMG the minute I post that, we're finally outside the house 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Wow they all have to sleep in plywood coffins? Lmao #monsterdon

@strangefour This would be a classic episode of The Adventures of Blacula: the TV series

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Magic people, voodoo people #monsterdon

synchronized coffin opening! vampire sports!
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I think even with my considerable starting lag, at this point it's fair to say this movie is a LOT of standing around in a red brocade velvet wallpapered room, giving significant glances. 😂

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@srol

back-alley fangectomy

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Oh that dingy basement in which all of the thralls live? That is not up to code.

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so if this works, he crumbles into dust, since he's 100s of years old? #monsterdon

@yogajedi CITY WOLF. On NBC.

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I think they were trying to add echo to the footsteps in the parking garage.
But it just sounded like they had springs on their feet. Boing boing boing boing.
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@Victorsigmoid A lost opportunity to work with law enforcement indeed

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I really thought for a moment she was gonna use the scissors to cut the dolls' fangs off. #Monsterdon

My man loves the baby blue.

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I'm trying to remember how many vampire movies where they're actually searching for a cure..

#Monsterdon #Dracula1974

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Ah. Don't show up on film
Gotcha.

@RobynGoodfellow the jive happened

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Blaxploitation has to have some payback against "The Man" #Monsterdon

I'm starting to lose track of who does and who doesn't believe in vampires. At least the characters who have been turned I can be sure of. #Monsterdon

Mamuwalde says ACAB
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"Lisa may we come in?"
"No, piss off cops."
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Blacula will be so insulted by that doll, it doesn't look anything like him

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At least Officers Shit and Stain died in each other's arms. #Monsterdon

The smile Blacula gets on his face every time he turns back from a bat is the same one I would get

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Woo, let the cop tossing Olympics begin! :acab:

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God save the Queen these white cops are so fucking stupid.

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"Your uppity black ass fo- whooooops there's my brains all over the floor." #Monsterdon

thank you. #monsterdon

nobody invited him in. hes breaking the rules. detective arrest this man
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Hahah fuck you pig! #monsterdon

"Look, give me the benefit of a doubt, pretend I'm a fellow white dude"

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Snakes:Voodist::Cows:Hindus

Right. Yes. Exanguinated bodies are from snakes. I remember that. #Monsterdon

Blacula vs the Demonic Toys
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Did she commission the vampire doll or just have that lying around already?!?!

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@Canageek Unfortunately I was just because it's written right there on the Tubi page. #Monsterdon

Blacula Doll, $10.99, get yours while supplies last!

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Heh. The bat effects are a little silly, but I appreciate they didn't do the rubber bat. #Monsterdon

"may we come in?"
"no."
PERFECT
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So, the lesson?

Let the vampire in.

Keep the cops out.

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Mamuwalde have you checked to see what the current state of succession is in your homeland? Maybe it's no longer a monarchy.
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she stayed up watching YouTube tutorials on how to make tiny Dracula capes

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Oh look, one of the cops gets to be the big spoon!

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@paco no, you understand perfectly. #Monsterdon

Justin and Mamuwalde are really trying to see who is more burly
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BAT!

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...Huh. Exorcise the vampire. Would that work? This feels like trying to put an SNES cart into a Genesis system. #Monsterdon

"I wonder if this Blacula doll will help me with this."

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It's a 12 inch Blackula action figure with a voodoo action grip. #Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

"...I think you're confused. Exorcisms are what the other cult does."

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Barbie's Friend Dracula #monsterdon

She already has a doll of him?

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Oh wow, I was not expecting that twist! #Monsterdon

voodoo exorcism as cure for vampirism. this is new. #monsterdon

To me Lisa doesn't look like a 40A #monsterdon

#Monsterdon it's important to get your exorcise

@Taweret

Van Jivsing

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help me lisa you're my only hope

#mastoween #monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream