c'mon Lisa, just snap the dolls head!
#monsterdon

Meanwhile, back at the coffin corner #monsterdon

OHHHH I did not see this ending coming! Wow!

#Monsterdon

ooooh!

#monsterdon

FINALLY, SOME GOD DAMN VOODOO #Monsterdon

Resting vampire face.

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlaculaScream

LISA JUST GET TO THE POINT

#mastoween #monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

At this rate we’ll have ACAV instead o of ACAB #monsterdon

#Monsterdon ok but why am I getting political ads for Michigan on Tubi? I'm very far away from there.

Pro tip: telling people "you mustn't be frightened" is a pretty reliable way to make them frightened

#Monsterdon

Yes can I help you?

#monsterdon

"...you have to help me! These eyebrows are uncontrollable!"

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlaculaScream

“But Lisa, I have crossed oceans of… oh fuck it.”

#Monsterdon

What exactly is Blacula’s plan? De-vampirize himself and fuck everyone else that got vampirified? #monsterdon

Vampire bitchslap > battle axe
#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

Classic voodoo doll betrayal

#monsterdon

Blacula: *beating up cops*
Pam Grier's character: "Stop it! Nooooooo!"
All of #Monsterdon: YESSSSSSSSSS 🍿

"...no, don't hurt him! Oh wait, yeah, go ahead and hurt that one."

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlaculaScream

"The name is BLACKULA!"

Don't deadname people!

#monsterdon

how're there this many cops left. #monsterdon

GOD Lisa, don't be so reactionary #monsterdon

#monsterdon that roll down the stairs was really good

lisa i gotta axe you a question

#mastoween #monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

haha the axe

#monsterdon

The helmets come off these cops really easy, huh #Monsterdon

this music rocks
#Monsterdon

don't shot him, you'll just make him mad. #monsterdon

Another good toss

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

you should not leave candles unattended tho

#monsterdon

Aw go on, let Blackula off, go on....

#monsterdon

So much for not hurting him... #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe Reduce, recycle, reuse #monsterdon

Meanwhile in the decorpseification room...

#Monsterdon

Justin, this whole thing'll be over if you wait literally thirty seconds. #Monsterdon

huh now the music's transitioning into amarok

#mastoween #monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

Vampires don't have red blood anymore? Nice touch

#Monsterdon

Is this the fucking scene? #Monsterdon

Is an arrow a stake, discuss

#monsterdon

OK the stakes that they handed out initially were cheap flimsy garden stakes that you couldn't even drive into soft peat? Now they're these big square 2 by 2 inch things?

Oh I should really be paying attention to the voodoo distance sex thing. Sorry.

#Monsterdon

now back to the religious ceremony/really not sex experience we swear. #monsterdon

No way that guy was buff enough to stab the heart THROUGH THE SHOULDERBLADE #Monsterdon

Taking the demonic vampireness out of Mamuwalde might be a bad idea. He's bead dead already. Twice.
#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

So another one where you only have to get in the general vicinity of the heart? #Monsterdon

man, those two detectives are really good at killing this vampire spree.
#monsterdon

Willis no :( you had such sartorial flare #monsterdon

It's nice of them to wait for him to reload.

#monsterdon

Now is not a good time to learn how slowly a crossbow loads.

Be more of a problem if Willis didn't insist on doing the zombie walk.

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlaculaScream

Everyone who's played DnD knows a crossbow has a much longer reload time than a shortbow. C'mon man!

#Monsterdon

justin don't be a dumbass

#mastoween #monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

@moira All look same #monsterdon

okay, make me a liar. #monsterdon

Wait, why're they bleeding? Didn't they have all the blood drained of them?

#Monsterdon

Damn, that was his best shirt too.

#monsterdon

NOW willis is down, bye bye willis Part II

#mastoween #monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

This is the problem with crossbows - slow reload time, bad cyclic rate.

#Monsterdon

I'm fairly certain neither of those bolts pierced his heart

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

sir, at that range, a crossbow is a one and done weapon. fire your shot and get the hell out of there. #monsterdon

Possibly one of the worst day for night shots in the history of #monsterdon

Just snap a cop's neck, she'll forgive you for making her a vamipre #monsterdon

The #monsterdon timeline is all over the place - thanks TubiTV

Oh shit dude got a crossbow! #Monsterdon

"There! You are free of the vampire curse!"

"Really? I don't feel any different."

"Well, you are. Try walking into the sunlight to see."

"Well, okay, if you say so..."

#Monsterdon

well, that stake went in real easy

#Monsterdon
#ScreamBlaculaScream

oh wait that wasn't willis my bad.

#mastoween #monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

Special move unlocked, Break neck instead of bite neck

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

Yeah, the fact that vampires can't see themselves in mirrors is pretty obvious by now. But at least try some moisturizer and a brush??

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon CHEKHOV'S NECKSNAP CALLBACK YES

Poor guy got staked AND had huge buckteeth fangs

#Monsterdon

"...the power of Grier compels you!"

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlaculaScream

NOBODY EXPECTS VAMPIRES IN THE PANTRY!
#MONSTERDON

Lisa's so powerful, she doesn't even have to use French to cast her spells!

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlaculaScream

What luck! Silver arrows!

#monsterdon

that cop has a lot at stake right there

#mastoween #monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

Two on one stake?
#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

Justin is a Resident Evil protagonist. #Monsterdon

@ColesStreetPothole well to be fair this was willis's house before he got turned

#mastoween #monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

#Monsterdon chekov's crossbow?

The ol' vampire in the pantry trick.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Wow, the drummers arms have to be tired by now.

#Monsterdon
Blacula voodoo doll is so kewt! :amaze:

@apLundell

yes

#monsterdon

Of course a vampire estate has a crossbow over the mantle! #Monsterdon

Love the tension... Will we run out of cops or vampires first? #Monsterdon

Okay one of the vampire thralls is a hooded monk hiding in the shadows now. Sure that's normal.
#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

The cops really knew how to hug it out back then

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

@apLundell Surely not but I think it kind of works... we've definitely had worse soundtracks at least

#Monsterdon

CANDYGRAM! #Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

@Taweret I was thinking it was about the flippy mirror in an SLR camera but that would only affect the viewfinder #monsterdon

they are not using their numbers to their advantage at all and are just rushing one by one though, sad display from a highly seeded team #monsterdon

there's no way youre piercing fabric with those dull ass stakes

#monsterdon

Whoops, someone forgot stakes are a single-use item! :D #Monsterdon

The staking sound effect is icky #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🧛 ⚰️ 🦇 😱 😱

Why is there a hearse parked in the cops' garage?

i mean you were kind of a dick anyway but still

#mastoween #monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

oof bye willis

#mastoween #monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

Zoom in on the doll and back. Excellent camera work! #Monsterdon

Guess he made a mis STAKE there

#monsterdon

Wooden stake get some every time, vampire or not I guess

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

I'm a little unclear on the expected lore here y'all. If she de-vamps Blacula, since he's the head vampire, do all the other vamps automatically evaporate into dust? 🤔

#Monsterdon

ACAB (All Cops Are Blood Banks) #Monsterdon