This was a great finale to #Mastoween! Thanks to @Taweret for hosting, @cheribaker for the bingo card, and @Louisa for the official art: https://thediremushrump.threadless.com/designs/four-dracula-moon
Lisa's motivated by not wanting to waste all those years learning applied voodooology in grad school #monsterdon
@Taweret that was fantastic! thank you as always for hosting #monsterdon
Lol and now, Donovan to sing Burt Bacharach's impish Blacula Love Theme
THAT'S IT!?? A red head shot and Burt Bacharach!? We've had a lot of sudden stops but that one gave me whiplash. As ever thanks to @Taweret for hosting! I gotta go put a hot pack on my neck and stretch my tight bones. #Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream
@Taweret thank you for being the Jonathan Harker of #monsterdon
🦇 fin 🦇
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@Taweret really was, strong ending
Death by a voodoo doll.
Mamuwalde done in by eastern european poppet magic misattributed to voodoo.
The horrific irony.
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My favorite classic MST3k credits joke. "The winner, and still photographer, John Shannon!" #Monsterdon
that was a fun ending to our Dracula quartet
I really enjoyed that one, the Rotten Tomatoes rating was far off, in my opinion. Thank you all and have a good night completely 100% free of, well, anything we saw in this movie except for the parties before they turned lame.
The next film that my streaming service queued up was invasion of the bodysnatchers. No. I'm not gonna watch it.
@amyfou I've been fast forwarding and am still fourteen minutes behind #monsterdon
How did he drain her blood in like 3 seconds
The movie was named "Scream, Blacula, Scream" just for this ending?
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#monsterdon And so ends another #mastoween #monsterdon ! Thanks everyone, RIP Blacula / Mamuwalde. We hardly knew ye.
Thanks @Taweret and everyone who comes to these shindigs - i see you! you are appreciated.
i guess thats why he didnt scream before, it ends the movie
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And, the abrupt end after all the buildup. Fade to credits.
OK dude, you're gonna be in the soundtrack, but you're gonna be singing over the end credits. Is that OK?
(Why did someone let my washed up lounge singer grandpa into this movie?)
That's all folks.
#monsterdon leaving the window open for another movie?
okay so my expectations were very very low but
this did _vastly_ exceed them
#Monsterdon (Ending theme intro?) This feels like it should be on the Cats soundtrack. Okay now it's a jellicle disco...
Stay around for the song over the closing credits!
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Some local homeowner's wondering who stole all the pickets off their fence #monsterdon
The Ballad of Blacula
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damn that was a much grimmer scream of agony than i expected from Scream Blacula Scream #monsterdon
And ... title!
Amazing final shot, RIP Blacula #monsterdon
End credits hitting again
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and there it is!
Womp womp, goofy trumpets play, back to square one blackula. See you next week on oops all blackula
#Monsterdon there's a SONG at the end omg
he sqweem.
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While everyone else is watching the climactic scenes of this film, we've got an AARP ad over here
HELL OF A DEATH SCENE!
"that ursula le guin true name shit doesn't work here!"
Well, there's a moral event horizons
"Mamuwalde..."
*head tilt*
"THE NAME IS BLACULA!!"
#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream
Lissaaaa come onnnnn this is spiritual bypassing and it's very toxic if you don't run away with Blacula #monsterdon
Well, so I guess that was the scream?
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You’re tearing me apart Lisa!!! #Monsterdon
Oh man, that's gotta hurt!
Bluestake high power remote staking
c'mon Lisa, just snap the dolls head!
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Meanwhile, back at the coffin corner #monsterdon
OHHHH I did not see this ending coming! Wow!
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ooooh!
FINALLY, SOME GOD DAMN VOODOO #Monsterdon
Resting vampire face.
LISA JUST GET TO THE POINT
At this rate we’ll have ACAV instead o of ACAB #monsterdon
#Monsterdon ok but why am I getting political ads for Michigan on Tubi? I'm very far away from there.
Yes can I help you?
"...you have to help me! These eyebrows are uncontrollable!"
“But Lisa, I have crossed oceans of… oh fuck it.”
What exactly is Blacula’s plan? De-vampirize himself and fuck everyone else that got vampirified? #monsterdon
Vampire bitchslap > battle axe
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"...no, don't hurt him! Oh wait, yeah, go ahead and hurt that one."
how're there this many cops left. #monsterdon
GOD Lisa, don't be so reactionary #monsterdon
#monsterdon that roll down the stairs was really good
lisa i gotta axe you a question
haha the axe
The helmets come off these cops really easy, huh #Monsterdon
this music rocks
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don't shot him, you'll just make him mad. #monsterdon
Another good toss
you should not leave candles unattended tho
So much for not hurting him... #monsterdon
@CactuarJoe Reduce, recycle, reuse #monsterdon
Meanwhile in the decorpseification room...
Justin, this whole thing'll be over if you wait literally thirty seconds. #Monsterdon
huh now the music's transitioning into amarok
Vampires don't have red blood anymore? Nice touch
Is this the fucking scene? #Monsterdon
Is an arrow a stake, discuss
OK the stakes that they handed out initially were cheap flimsy garden stakes that you couldn't even drive into soft peat? Now they're these big square 2 by 2 inch things?
Oh I should really be paying attention to the voodoo distance sex thing. Sorry.
now back to the religious ceremony/really not sex experience we swear. #monsterdon
No way that guy was buff enough to stab the heart THROUGH THE SHOULDERBLADE #Monsterdon
Taking the demonic vampireness out of Mamuwalde might be a bad idea. He's bead dead already. Twice.
#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream
So another one where you only have to get in the general vicinity of the heart? #Monsterdon
man, those two detectives are really good at killing this vampire spree.
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Willis no :( you had such sartorial flare #monsterdon
It's nice of them to wait for him to reload.
Now is not a good time to learn how slowly a crossbow loads.
Be more of a problem if Willis didn't insist on doing the zombie walk.
Everyone who's played DnD knows a crossbow has a much longer reload time than a shortbow. C'mon man!
justin don't be a dumbass
@moira All look same #monsterdon
okay, make me a liar. #monsterdon
Wait, why're they bleeding? Didn't they have all the blood drained of them?
Damn, that was his best shirt too.
This is the problem with crossbows - slow reload time, bad cyclic rate.
NOW willis is down, bye bye willis Part II
I'm fairly certain neither of those bolts pierced his heart
sir, at that range, a crossbow is a one and done weapon. fire your shot and get the hell out of there. #monsterdon