DAMMIT! Bought the wrong wattage for the skull. Now it's all burned out.

[pulls another skull from the box]

#monsterdon

Now....wank onto the bones my friend....

#monsterdon

Lmao Blacula had like 6 femurs I guess, what a chad

#Monsterdon

The fire means it's working, right? #monsterdon

This ritual is fire.

#monsterdon #mastoween

if you're trying to use anime to resurrect vampires you're gonna end up with vampire princess miyu not blackula

#mastoween #monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

Don't think we're gonna see an ASPCA logo in the credits on this one. #Monsterdon

No actual birds were Ozzied in the making of Scream Blacula Scream.

#monsterdon
#ScreamBlackulaScream

Oh no the birb 😢

#Monsterdon

@nev I'm expecting Jackie Brown with bloodsucking #monsterdon

See?

#Monsterdon

Blacula comes back as a Cronenberg blob with this bone arrangement… #monsterdon

oh good, I'm glad that pigeon was obviously a doll, you never knew in the 70s
#monsterdon

OH NO

BIRD NO

#monsterdon

sorry, birdie. i don't think you're gonna make it. #monsterdon

Don't get attached to the dove #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🧛 ⚰️ 🦇 😱 😱

sweet dovie oh no I'm scared

#Monsterdon

Don't do it man. The stock lighting footage outside is pretty ominous.

Black Torgo you are my favorite Renfield this month. But you are only just barely cooler than Nosferatu's Danny DeVito Renfield.
#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

Now that is a pretty pigeon #monsterdon

Did somebody confuse voodoo with vampirism?

#Monsterdon

Not even 5 minutes in and we already have day for night! #monsterdon

voodoo priest is such a difficult career path #Monsterdon

🦖 #MONSTERDON 🎞️

🧛 70s Dracula Spectacula Trivia ⚰️

Voodoo (the Hollywood version) was hot during 1973. Also featured prominently in the James Bond film Live and Let Die.

Why did the old man not use the bones for his own revenge? There has to be some downside, right? Old man's fobbing off the costs onto Big Willis to get the revenge without feeding his soul to some eldritch beast?

#monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

Infallible plan to take over the voodoo sect:

1) Dig up bones
2) Resurrect vampire
3) PROFIT

#Monsterdon

I ain't afraid of no power... You will be. You will be.

#monsterdon
#ScreamBlackulaScream

@catzilla checked jacket, small circular medallion, what's not to love? #monsterdon

May I suggest voting based on fashion / style choices? #monsterdon

Big Willis is an angry fellow. But I kinda want that hound's tooth jacket.
#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

I like this guy's blazer but not his attitude towards Pam Grier #monsterdon

Succession (2018-2023)
#Monsterdon

nobody turns your back on THIS big willie

#mastoween #monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

I love this in medias res opening, these people have a LOT going on

#Monsterdon

A power-struggle immediately after the death of a leader, the politics/monsterdon crossover we weren't expecting.

#monsterdon #mastoween

Wait, Voodoo isn't a DEMOCRACY! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon vampire probate court

Damn, I want that jacket.

#monsterdon

[soft voodoo music] #Monsterdon

Let's gooooooooooo

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

#Monsterdon 🧛 ⚰️ 🦇 😱 😱

Here we go!!

https://tubitv.com/movies/437645/scream-blacula-scream

#MonsterdonAlert

#monsterdon

GOOOOO!

#Monsterdon I'm watching you 👀👀👀

54321.. GOOOOO!

#monsterdon

@apLundell
Correct. It's Halloween. It's time to loosen your bones. And move your dead bones. #Monsterdon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BnOUOkcr9c

@iaintshootinmis Maybe. But https://buffy.fandom.com/wiki/Stake_gun implies that a longer bullet / stake is needed. #monsterdon

@Configures @YsengrinWolf SLR cameras also contain mirrors to focus the image onto the film #Monsterdon

If you used wooden bullets, could you shoot a vampire? #Monsterdon

@YsengrinWolf Silver in film processing like silver in mirrors. Be interesting to see how digital photography would work on vampires. #ScreamBlaculaScream #Monsterdon

@trixter Not as though there was a shortage of other fine looking actor types who ended up getting vamped #monsterdon

@Zerofactorial He was hoping Lisa could use her voodoo powers to free him from his curse. #ScreamBlaculaScream #Monsterdon

1) Get voodoo doll
2) Sprinkle Cornmeal and EVOO on your doll.

If you don't have your own ground corn meal store bought is fine

3) Speak the dark magic while erotically choking the voodoo doll

#monsterdon

@Taweret I hope the ballots will be kept safe #monsterdon

Tagging this #monsterdon but in these obviously daytime shots pretending to be night time shots, what's happening practically? Do they have some kind of dampener on the camera? Something to dramatically reduce the ISO in post? The shots are super clear. So I imagine it wasn't happening to the film but rather the development.

@apLundell Sometimes a person just wants to twirl, however #monsterdon

I'm awarding this one a half star over the original Blacula, and not just because of the Bechdel pass between Gloria and Lisa #monsterdon #letterboxd

For those of you scrolling through your timeline, you're about to hit a big mass of Monsterdon postings about Scream Blacula Scream (1973).

Should you not wish to read through them, here's how to filter them out, at least on the web browser:
1) right click on the gears & open in a new tab
2) choose "Filters" then "Add New Filter"
3) give the filter a title, check all boxes under contexts, choose hide completely and put "#Monsterdon" in the keyword box.
4) Click on "Save New Filter"

... and you're done.

Capes seem like an impractical item of clothing.

If you're going to drape cloth across your shoulders, why not add some buttons and make it a jacket?

#Monsterdon

@paco I have to say I appreciate you getting me into #Monsterdon

@socketwench They didn't do enough Austin Powers cryo-stasis gags, though. Despite being dead for like 250 years, Mamuwalde is not phased at all by horseless carraiges, electric lights, funk music, etc.

So we can bring him back in 2024 for the third one and find out if iPhones can photograph vampires. See him unable to unlock an iPhone because it can't see him in facial recognition.

See him unable to enter a hotel room, even invited, because he doesn't know how to load a hotel app on his phone and tap it on the door.

#monsterdon

@Haileyeliah He was thirsty! #Monsterdon

@combatwombat Maybe he should have used the magic word "Please!" #monsterdon

@trixter The thing is, when I hear voodoo I think zombies, a whole different kettle of fish #monsterdon

@moira Yeah, but it didn't *seem* like it necessarily worked out that way, though I can't be sure. I thought that it was that she was just less annoying than any of the others he met in this time period #monsterdon

The moral of the story is that you don't really need Mina, Lucy, van Helsing, Mrs. Westenra, Renfield, or Jonathan if you want to make a vampire movie. Just the main dude #monsterdon

One of the movies Plex recommended after finishing Scream Blacula Scream was Undercover Brother and I wonder if it knows something

#Monsterdon

@Zerofactorial He could sense that her powers were real (and might be what could free him from the curse)

#monsterdon #mastoween #ScreamBlackulaScream

Big thanks to @Taweret for an enjoyable flick this evening!

#Mamuwalde #Monsterdon #ScreamBlaculaScream

Okay, but why is it that Blacula was such a Lisa stan? I missed that #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe I think Combover Guy was played by the actor who later won two Emmys as the desk sergeant who gave the police announcements every morning? on Hill Street Blues. https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0175700/ #Monsterdon #ScreamBlaculaScream

I swear this wasn't an intentional bit, but I appear to have bifurcated the thread with this post lol #Monsterdon

Turns out Blacula/Mamuwalde was a Ken #monsterdon

#Monsterdon
End title song. Oh so 70s.

What??? #monsterdon

I think maybe for the first time since my first #Monsterdon, I successfully kept all of my posts in a single thread!

Hey, Blacula, no means no #monsterdon

@SarraceniaWilds okay it took me a second but lol

#Monsterdon

is there a bdsm monster movie we can do next so my typos feel at home #Monsterdom

#Monsterdon

@diazona yeah, i'm not sure what to do with a movie with Actual Writing in it anymore. #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe @yatsu That almost makes too much sense for #Monsterdon

Oh, it’s the ending #monsterdon

the youtube version just adds the title card sequence again, silently, at the end of the movie. it's very eerie. i am taking this as canon #monsterdon https://youtu.be/99SS1PnW7Jk?t=5842

@jonny I'm also getting it on the youtube rip

#mastoween #monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

@CactuarJoe yes! 💯 #monsterdon

That was pretty good~ #Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

@Haileyeliah Pneumatic fangs. #Monsterdon

@moira The stakeholders have too much say over over the situation. When does the public interest come in? ##Monsterdon

Oooh great use of voodoo doll!!! #monsterdon

Had 46 minutes left in the original movie, so I'm gonna watch that now. Night, all!

#Monsterdon

"KEYTRUDA is not right for everyone" This ad's talking about vampires, right? #monsterdon

So long again Prince Mamuwalde. You are the best vampire noble. Better than any dime store Dracula.
#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

Gloria come back to get vengeance on who ever did her funeral hair. I'd haunt them too

#monsterdon

is anyone else getting a post-credit scene or is that just the messed up youtube rip #monsterdon

Craig T. Nelson played "Sarge".
#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

Thanks all, thanks @Taweret , good good #Monsterdon

So good, loved every minute of that

#monsterdon

Voodoo dolls. The original Remote Work

THE END

The King of Cartoons was a fantastic Count, and there was a more than sufficient level if screaming in this #Monsterdon to live up to its title. Thanks for a great finale to this Halloween vampire series @Taweret !

#Monsterdon welp that was actually a lot better than i expected for a sequel :D

good times, everyone