No Pam... nooooo!!!!

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I've been 'retired' for many years. Yeah blackula, I'll retire when I'm dead too

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Mamuwalde is the smoothest man at any party he's ever at. Of course he's flirting with Pam Grier.
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No black people ever danced like that in the history of dance, parties, or black people. #Monsterdon

Blacula’s voice is just amazing #monsterdon

I love that once again he's wearing this vampire-ass vampire cape and everyone just accepts this as a reasonable fashion choice.

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The scariest part so far is Willis' tie

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Just imagine Herzog's Nosferatu tryna be this slick

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I was alive in the 70s (barely) so I naturally hate the 70s, but some of the outfits... a few of the outfits... none of the clothes anyone white is wearing... Some of the close are damn good.
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Wait... Blacula is Dr. Daystrom?!
😮 :veri_trek2:

Did they say the "Ebonic" tribe? #monsterdon

sure, it's easy to be a history nerd when you lived it

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I don't know why she would just keep screaming like that but yes, eventually she would hyperventilate

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Hey blackulas that lady isn't gonna be able to run very fast in that dress at least

AH SHIT! Blacula jumpscare!
Don't do that to my heart Mamuwalde.
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@Taweret oh so they should be able to be seen in modern mirrors? or did mirrormakers patch modern mirrors to burn the image in some other way out of respect for the lifestyles and needs of vampires #monsterdon

"Um, sorry lady - I've never vampired before."

--Vampire intern

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@jonny@neuromatch.social Perhaps it's a property of silver, so silver-backed mirrors won't reflect them but bronze and aluminium mirrors will. And silver nitrate film won't catch them but a DLSR might.

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Can I eat her boss? Can I? #monsterdon

This was clearly the title scene. Scream, then Blacula, then scream some more. More like "Scream, Blacula, Scream, Lather, Rinse, Repeat." #monsterdon

That’s right. Always run TO the danger. #monsterdon

Rather than screaming maybe run. Or kick him below the belt. Like DO something.

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This lady was paid per scream
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Wait, she just fainted out of White Feminism?

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so far all the screaming has not been by blacula #monsterdon

Classic vampire pincer movement

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He's not the fastest vampire
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God damn lady what is that bra made of? You have the structural integrity of a suspension bridge at work showing you into a room before you get into the room.
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First shrieking lady of the evening! #monsterdon

Elaine is sporting a Pricilla Presley vibe.

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Oh sure, run TOWARDS the screaming. Goodbye ma'am. #Monsterdon

So since vampires not seeing themselves is particular to mirrors, but they can still be seen by biological eyes that there must be something very fucked up about the way light refracts off of them that it doesn't survive as a coherent image through a first reflection - the light bends and scatters off of them in such a way that it decoheres. they also don't show up in photos and videos right? does that just have to do with the fact that most cameras use lenses to focus the light? like if one just directly exposed a sensor or film to light without a lens in the way you could capture the vampire?

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@rallias @Lazarou Carfoxy Brown #monsterdon

now THAT was a classic Dracula lunge! Nice!

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Same interior decorator did Graceland #monsterdon

"ELAINE?" "JERRY?" "KRAMER?!"

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Chekov's squeaky globe.

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@Zerofactorial @Lazarou

Or the Carfox?

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Louis (Arnold Williams) was also in Live and Let Die. #Monsterdon

A bullet bra so sharp she could put an eye out

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@Lazarou Willis is the Carfax of this film #monsterdon

Different Strokes would have been a very different show if Willis had been a vampire.

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@allanb Whatcha' talkin 'bout?

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@cheribaker wood panelled? #monsterdon

WHATCHU TALKIN- oh screw it, it's too easy #Monsterdon

There will be a good Wilis joke in here at some point
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Started abt 10m late.
Bones and dead bird ritual.
Bird looked pretty real. 🤔

LOL my son is practicing bass clarinet and it's in the same key as this music. Blended right in

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"Can I be Darth Blacula?"

"No."

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You may recall William Marshall as uber computer genius Daystrom in ST:TOS #Monsterdon

next you're gonna be telling me I can't sunbathe

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I'm guessing these are flashbacks to the original Blacula movie?

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"Your only purpose on this earth is to serve me"

Now that is a quality line of cinema right there.

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lol that piano melody cut was a choice

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I don't even know if I WANT to be a vampire anymore ☹️

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I'd forgotten: Blacula got style, yo

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A little hard, but fair
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YOU'RE GOING NOWHERE!

SILENCE.

Fantastic pacing, esp. after Willis' speedy loquacious jive.

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I was fine with becoming a vampire but you didn't tell me I would then have the attributes of a vampire

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That tie is a play on the dot interstices illusion

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Ok, but their clothes are invisible too? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon "you're so vain, you probably think your Change is about you"

This is turning into an episode of "What we do in the shadows"

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"...if I can't see myself, how am I supposed to treat myself?"

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Sheeee-iiiit 😂#Monsterdon

First vamp tantrum

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Oh good we get another funky little expressionist animation for the opening again.
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@ottaross I mean, even the most tolerant of drinkers pass out by 0.5% ABV. That's just NA beer.

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Whoa that’s a theme song and opening credits? Awesome #monsterdon

Do the eye blot Rorschach test and watch credits. 2-in-one.

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💯 points to the movie for the reveal.

Marshall is easily the best vampire we've seen all month.

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Dude. I'm expecting freaking Schoolhouse Rock music. "Death... that's what's happenin!" #monsterdon

#monsterdon Love the LoveBoat-Horror movie intro mashup

My god that suit the newly made vampire is wearing could only exist briefly during the 70s.

"Aww man, you jivin' ?!"

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honestly not sure why he thought summoning a vampire would solve his problems and not just get him eaten by a vampire

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WAIT ARE WE 12 MINS IN WITH A TITLE CARD #monsterdon

#Monsterdon best cold open ever. suck it, snl

that was a lot of cold open but it kinda worked, I'll definitely give it that

very TV opening credits tho'

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#Monsterdon freeze frame - funk music - title card - YES

Blacula's fangry.

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Moving right along from necromancy to neck romancing :aDogEyebrows:

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Chomp. Thriller eyes.

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He apparently did not like being woken up

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So wait was he reborn with this whole outfit???? #monsterdon

Boy's gonna get cracked open by the cold one #Monsterdon

@ottaross see, for me this would've been Miller Time #Monsterdon

"he's right behind me, isn't he"
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He had a fireplace? Why didn't he do his burning skeleton ritual in the fireplace? Come on. Practice safe pyromancy. #Monsterdon

Such a powerful ritual, it resurrected Blacula's clothes too!

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Just the thing for post-ritual wind down ... a cold Coors.

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Ah, yes, Coors Banquet, the traditional beer of failed rituals of the 70s

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If you experience itching and burning on your bones please consult a witch doctor.
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The vampire whose bones those were was some kinda Mastodon vampire cross those lobg bones were thicc

#Monsterdon in model rocketry we learned if the engine doesn't ignite, you can't just walk away -- it might be on a slow burn

you have to wait until it's guaranteed to have definitely fully failed before you wander off or go in

I am stressed about the smoke alarm not going off

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"I can't afford more flammable vampire bones. Not in this economy."

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@Newpa_Hasai sure that's okay just specify the aspect ratio

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this ritual really only has one shot i guess once the bones are burned theyre burned. cant do it twice.
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I feel like he would be doing better in the election if he worked on a positive message of what he would do rather then summing a vampire, but what do I know about politics?
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Also was he speaking French? There's some layers here #monsterdon