🎶 G-L-O-R-I-A Gloria!🎶 #monsterdon

If Vampires don’t appear in pictures, how is it that they’re in this movie?

#Monsterdon

"What kind of bat?"

Serioysly? Dude. Vampire Bat. Obviously #Monsterdon

Nice these vampires can eat/drink normally. That’s a much more interesting vampirism proposition! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon before asking chatgpt; before asking wikipedia; there were books

Girl doesn't really understand how the whole Thrall thing works. #Monsterdon

"you just gonna let him bully you?"
yes. #monsterdon

"Yeah I'm gonna let him bully me around he's my dom that's his job"

#mastoween #monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

This red hat would later go on to become a Linux

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Vampire politics!
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Blacula, you can't criticize them for their looks, they even told you they needed mirrors and you did nothing for them on that front. Just because you have arrived at a low-maintenance vampire look doesn't mean it's so easy for everyone #monsterdon

Wait we're up to NINE thralls? Have all of those happened on screen? #monsterdon

Okay, we're operating under everyone bit becomes a vampire rules. So we can use epidemiological models to project its spread. #Monsterdon

whats the R value of vampire “infections”? #Monsterdon

"Your faces sicken even me!" my brother in christ you made the vampires #Monsterdon

This does sound like some managers
#monsterdon

Mamuwalde isn't gonna fall for this waiting until after the cock crows bullshit. He's smarter than that punk ass Dracula.
#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

"You would never understand. I'm an undead monster, and you, a voodoo priestess, have no understanding of--

...Oh, right." #Monsterdon

Flapping my wings and flopping all over the place
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Making fun of capes and teeth isn’t ending well. #Monsterdon sterdon

Gloria died of Tight Bone Disease

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NGL - If Gloria called me, I would go to her too. #Monsterdon

I'll just slip out for a minute

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I thought vampires couldn't make a dramatic entrance unless invited #monsterdon

Vampires to the left of me, vampires to the right!

#Monsterdon

why are you walking toward her?

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Gloria just rose from the dead and you don't scream? Were you expecting this?
#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

#Monsterdon i love the red floral dress they buried gloria in

#Monsterdon Gloria - the first Bene Gesserit?

Okay, this scene with Gloria coming to life in the background is just really well done, no notes #Monsterdon

Precisely how many spare coffins are there at this house?

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@ricci @north a/b/o+ testing

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hahahah perfect! camera turns around, she sits up, perfect. A+ movie, no notes. #monsterdon

@north

A/B testing

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Willis be tenderizing the meat before dining #Monsterdon

Willis, can you stop talking about my bones please

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He’s tenderizing her. #Monsterdon

'hey baby, these bones are tight" the fuck kinda come on line is that?

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Hey, man, know you're a former ACAB POS & all, but maybe ya don't need to keep calling her faith a 'cult'?

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I don't get the "voodoo practitioners drink blood" thing. I have never once heard that as a stereotype. #Monsterdon

Feather boa and a Mustang convertible, I like how she rolls.

#monsterdon
#ScreamBlackulaScream

@north
Let's try to normalize it during the Halloween period.

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This only makes sense if the guy who threatened revenge against the cult is trying to destroy the cult.

But what are the odds of that? #Monsterdon

"when did they start actually filming things at night" #NevGoogles #Monsterdon

<sigh> why is nightday never convincing

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@amyfou "your Grandad is about to kick ass" #monsterdon

ACAB #monsterdon

Movie's slowing down now
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The vampire's least known but most useful power is the ability to make everyone in the county spontaneously forget everything they know about vampires. #Monsterdon

it's not a real vampire's coffin unless it creaks like the dead. A+ #monsterdon

@moira he is society policing itself #monsterdon

#monsterdon transforming into a _cartoon bat_ is a pretty cool power. It feels appropriate for the early/mid seventies.
~40:00- I like that he quicly picked up on what was going on with the pimps but was taking "bread" literally. There was some cartoon around the same time where it was a couple of hippy looking dudes holding guns in one hand and loaves in the other beside a bakery truck, captioned like "Jeeze, it _was_ bread"

And people wonder why cops are not to be trusted.

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Well I wouldn't have put my coffin in the basement with the window, that's just asking for trouble later...

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Blacula taking a side quest to update the Wiki articles on all these African necklaces from the river region.

It's dedication like this that makes the Wikeverse great. #Monsterdon

(copula?)

#mastoween #monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

"I'm sorry I don't have any 'bread' with me. And as for kicking my ass... I strongly recommend that you give it careful consideration before trying."
#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

@ottaross maybe it's his dad? #monsterdon

she was drained of blood through two little holes in her neck and there was literally a guy at the party in a Dracula outfit

this doesn't require you to be Sherlock holmes

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oh boy, racial AND religious profiling informed by baseless conjecture! :pigpolice:

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

oh a white racist cop throwing out some racism this must've been the easiest part of the film to write

#mastoween #monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

Man, that facial hair comes out quick.

#monsterdon

waste not want not

#mastoween #monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

He'll be fine
#monsterdon

uh oh
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They're awfully friendly/rude for pimps
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#Monsterdon CW: *f-slur*

"...want some company?"
"No thanks, I already ate."

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlaculaScream

Is a sign that says "drop in any time" an invitation?

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@ottaross

i was waiting for the bat!

#monsterdon

cartoon bat is a little silly but the flapping rubber bat on a string they used in all the hammer movies was much sillier #monsterdon

See? Vampires are incorporeal. That's why they don't show up on technology, only in our minds.

The silver thing is a red Herring. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon fake bat, but better than any we've seen before

I know it's a movie cliche because we need to see someone has an injury, but if you're bleeding through a bandage, you need a new bandage

#Monsterdon

WE FINALLY GET A VAMPIRE -> BAT TRANSITION WORTH A DAMN it's been a whole month #monsterdon

BAT! #Monsterdon

SHEeeeeIT #Monsterdon

BAT!!!!

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"BAT!"

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Loving the sound track here. And in the incongruity of continuing the slow jam music as she gets attacked is *chef's kiss*

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(empty McDonalds cup sounds)

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They didn't actually tell Pam Grier this was a #blacksploitation #horror film. They just found a privileged white woman and recorded her natural reactions. The early 70s were a hard time in race relations. #monsterdon

Sorry **Janee Michelle not Pam Grier

"i've got to have you" "i lose control" this music choice is amazing. #monsterdon

Vampires do make more sense as social predators than lonely weirdos. The only way Dracula could get his food to come to him was buying a house in another country. #Monsterdon

The writers spent so much time trying to figure out how to bring back the main character they forgot everything else. Like, for instance, plot. #Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

Little known fact: Saxophones make vampires very thirsty.

#Monsterdon

the old white couple are not having a very groovy time

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How did they find the two whitest people in the 70s? And why?
#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

These rich old white people just sitting there feeling good about the charitable contributions they've made to Black academia.

#monsterdon

Who let the old white folks in?

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlaculaScream

who are these two and who invited them?! #monsterdon

yes, i must go, i'm about to make a social faux pas that would get me uninvited from every party on this block. if you'll pardon me. #monsterdon

Who the black bloodsucker
that's a sex machine to all the chicks?
(Blacula)
Ya damn right

Who is the man that would
sink his teeth in his brother's neck?
(Blacula)

#Monsterdon

Nothing a little nail polish remover won't fix.

#Monsterdon

Science? I never though of it that way...
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...OH, Mamuwalde would've skipped the whole creation of voodoo! Wonder what he'll make of it. #Monsterdon

Subtitles guy: "[FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS]"
Me: I'll be the judge of that!

[music plays, is funky]

Me: You got lucky this time, Subtitles Guy

#monsterdon

Not enough Draculas really put themselves out there and make friends

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