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@Taweret You just had to go for the 4 for 1 special at Dracula City, didn't you?

Pam Grier cheekbones are magnanimous. they deserve an Oscar of their own.

oh hell nah he said "Black uppity ass"

so that's the whitest of police departments but their expert in criminologist is Black… riiiiiiight.

lol, loving the "vampires can't be photographed" consequences

Waiting for Mime Cop

Raindrops and Roses

raindrops_and_roses

@diazona Love it. #Monsterdon is like watching a weekly film in the town square or local park with the added benefit of talking through it and nobody getting annoyed and telling you to *shhhh*!

BINGO!

Lisa, The Vampire Slayer doesn't roll off the tongue but that'll do for now bitch, that'll do

I'm not even sure Blackula was dead at the end of that, screaming mad, but not dead.

That sequel hook still hanging....

this closing song is so bad, OMG

If she successfully de-vampires Blacula, he's going to still have some problems with a stake thru the chest, I suspect.

If Vamps don't show up on photographs then are they invisible to our digital panopticon and if so, the lucky fucks...

Libraries, kids. That's where you go for all your vampire research! Your tax dollars at work.

NO! DON'T GO IN THERE!!!!
why do they keep going into the creepy house?!?!

FUNKY 70'S MUSIC *INTENSIFIES*

"After I do some voodoo incantations, I turn to a cool can of Coors"

Continuity: that Coors can moved so you could more clearly see that it is a Coors can

bitchy little brat has that James Brown permed hair look. i've always hated it, LOL

sean

sean@skj.social

Another #Monsterdon is in the can!

Thanks to @Taweret for hosting!

Tonight's feature, #ScreamBlaculaScream is from 1973, and was the final movie of this month's #70sDracula jubilee! We had William Marshall, Pam Grier ... and, I mean, do you really need anything more? Regardless, there was also:

Lots of diggin' and jivin'!Bone fire magic!Artifact lessons!Voodoo science!Tight bones!Vampire exorcism!Strangest corn bread recipe ever!A musical score based entirely on drums!

Vampires gone wild ACAB'ing

I never thought of mixing Voodoo and Vampires, but they both start with a V so I guess it makes sense. #monsterdon

Our first vampire recruit has got a cape now too? Do they issue those after the bite?

howler0502

Now that was an entrance! #Monsterdon

"Do you want some company?"
"Well, I wouldn't mind a few shares in AT&T"

Plaid, so much plaid #monsterdon

This is exactly how house parties go, you think you're being smart and clever and then some dude comes along with a big cape, accurate knowledge and ten minutes later they're having a pretentious conversation and flirting like mad and you're looking like an Elon Musk.

Blackula stole your girl at a party, what do you do?

The vampire mirror invisibility is one thing, but those happenin' threads should at least show up, no?

brotha has a whole bonfire of the vanities going on in his living room. this reminded me of those recalled tabletop fire pits
https://mastodon.social/@blogdiva/113325290695205524

may i remind y'all am Liza with a Z, not Lisa with an S… unless we're in Puerto Rico where it's the only place in the world they can call me Lisa. otherwise, p'al carajo se van con esa pendejada de Lisa

boss cop bitchslapped by Blacula, as one should

I"m not sure the two sides of continuous drumming are going to do the sound track LP sales any good.

Why would you leave stakes and crossbows around your vampire lair, are the humans so shit you have to make it that easy for them?

who's the white vampire dude?!?

lol, the moment the cop said 'uppity' he went flying!

@amyfou I love respawning with the weapons and equipment from a previous life #monsterdon

Halloween is a time when people experiment with gender or experiment with capes

#Halloween #monsterdon

It's 1973, right, so the blood Blacula is drinking is 10% Tetraethyl lead #monsterdon

They're a bit short on crosses and garlic in this movie, but full marks for the bat-transformation scene.

#Monsterdon #vampires

Are you sure about those dates?

Blackula comes to the party unannounced and blows your ignorance of Black History...

how exactly does Willis make his money?

that's the bulletiest of bullet bras i've ever seen on someone.

Cannot get over the character being called 'Willis'

"Ahhh, REVENGE bones...."

so much red everywhere

Can you dig it? I think there's going to be lots of digging in this flick tonight.

This is why you always make a will

raptop (𒀯 𒄷 𒄈𒀭𒁇)

Newpa_Hasai

Good soundtrack, and left me conflicted about the monster.

#monsterdon #mastoween

so Blacula has a little dance like when the #Dodgers get a hit. seems fitting, since this is supposed to be in Los Angeles, right?

I have that same look on Monday morning #monsterdon

Blacula turns to interpretive dance to save himself?

It could have been funkier.....

Does nobody known how to carve a good stake anymore? These things are fence pickets straight from Home Depot.

Oh it's mutual masturbation, that's what they're doing

Willis got staked

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allanb

Guess he made a mis STAKE there

Obviously we're on the Vamps side with the Vamps vs Cops battle

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allanb

Dracsplaining
#monsterdon

raptop (𒀯 𒄷 𒄈𒀭𒁇)

Newpa_Hasai

The inevitable questions about vampirism in the present epoch: 1) is aluminum a noble metal?
2) Does doped silicon act like silver halide?

#monsterdon #mastoween

There are three types of books: Fiction, Occult and Graphics.

"Most of the Occult section has been booked out by Vampire Slayers and their entourages...."

Interesting gathering of vampire understudies, but where are the street thugs he bit? Guess they didn't get the invite.

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allanb

You can find Dracula's coffin, it's the one with the honk-shoo sound coming from inside.

People have got to stop walking into the Vampire house. Should be a sign on the door or something.

More screaming in cards, I suspect.

These jive mothers are envious of the cape, but this envy will be their undoing

Animated Bat is better than Bat On A String but still only Herzog could command actual bats

lol, that a book publisher could make more money than a police department, especially in the States

Every vampire movie has the "oh my, I cut myself" scene. #monsterdon

This scene is in a room with a lot of windows at night - I think someone would notice the lack of reflections, no?

@raindrops_and_roses Pam Grier just forgot all the other men on Earth #monsterdon

Aaaaand that, ladies and gentlemen, is why they call it Scream Blacula Scream.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!

It looks like that skull is looking back at him critically as if to say "try harder loser"

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Taweret@octodon.social

"jive" was how you said 'skibidi" in the 70s

Pam Grier's funky Afro suggests there will be Funk

Andy Lundell 🙄

apLundell@octodon.social

Good night everyone, stay safe out there this Halloween, and remember to loosen your bones .
#Monsterdon