Big red hat and cape would make me look like an Austrian concert pianist. 😔

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@apLundell@octodon.social Perhaps even locate the nearest exit and GTFO

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Dear fuck, the interrupting white dude is doing a musical number now, who asked for this?

Blackula is back and PROJECTING with his big sexy voice

#monsterdon

@strangefour 2024 people would expect anything

"Vampires? Really? ffs...."

#monsterdon

Don't mean to criticize your technique, but at that angle, you're totally missing the jugular. Amateur.

#Monsterdon

Take those joke teeth out

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I really think William Marshall would've made a good Armand. #Monsterdon

Pam Grier is in tears at the Whiteness

"just make him stop!"

#monsterdon

lol, the only white characters are arsehole cops, love it!

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"You've made a slave of your Sisters!"

You tell 'em Blackula!

That knife was comedically small

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How would vampire work on a communist planet where all property is owned by the State, or one of those Space Anarchists?
This whole "inviting in" thing is full of holes...

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I like how he keeps wearing the cape. Own it, Blacula. #monsterdon

That settles it. I'm showing up to parties with a cape from now on.

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@Lazarou I mean he could say anything with that voice and that accent and *swoon*.

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Blacula, in civilian mode, is sweating up a storm.

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@bunnyhero #monsterdon
Maybe the title needs better punctuation to work correctly.

*eyes 70s house party for 'table of drugs'

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They are getting their money's worth out of the "Scream" part of her contract.

#Monsterdon

She's got a good scream on her, that one

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I have this annoying white man breaking into my copy of the film instead of ads, he's trying to be funny but he's not on Monsterdon so it's making me angry.

Oh Blackula just went for Lounge wear dude

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I feel like now's an appropriate time for a cross with Different Strokes.

#Monsterdon

Day pretending to be night!
Wouldn't be a Vampire movie without it!
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Have to say, totally diggin' that black and white floral suit with the pirate shirt. Swift.

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I dunno. I've had worse managers. #Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

Jive turkey, not letting him go out on the town.

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"You will never leave this house without my permission"

Oh no, he's be Patriarchy'd !

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@paco Naaahh... man. It's completely appropriate 1970s funk.

#Monsterdon

I hope Blacula isn't going to drive after that neck bite. I'm pretty sure his victim's had a couple of beers already, and that probably put him over the limit. Don't bite and drive!

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I don’t believe he thought this through sufficiently #monsterdon

"BLACKULA'S BACK EVERYONE!"

*Jazzy music starts

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I hope that if anyone ever resurrects me with a ritual I come back wearing something nice too. #Monsterdon

The reason that nobody wants to vote for Willis is that he keeps screwing up voodoo rituals. You really don't want your vampire to be on fire. Fire is not good for vampires, yo.

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Always look behind you, bro. #monsterdon

This is a long voodoo ceremony scene.

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"You jive motherfucker, you absolute rotter you!"

#monsterdon

GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO

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Aaaaand we're away! #Monsterdon is a go!

oh and just for the record the muppety vampire brownies were actually pretty good? so points to canada for candy corn brownies i guess

#monsterdon #baking #mistake

if anything Blacula taught us that you can tell a vampire story without any real estate deals in it at all

#monsterdon

The actor who played Willis went on to become Beyoncé's stepfather (this is true)

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@ricci how small or how little wood constitutes a stake effective enough to stop a vampire? can a splinter through the heart stop them? Can I load wood plus into a shotgun and strole through the vampire caverns?

#monsterdon

What exactly happened at the end??? That felt very sudden!

Wow, this vastly exceeded my expectations. By a lot! And soundtrack is SPeCTACULAR!

Thank you @Taweret for organizing and everyone else for joining!

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next October we'll have to do all werewolves or something

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Even among the pantheon of abrupt #Monsterdon endings that felt sudden

She brought an end to it all remotely. #monsterdon

fucked off into the song #monsterdon

ty for joining, everyone!!

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@Simplicator @annathepiper Nice. #Monsterdon

So ends another #Monsterdon, and the last of our All-Drac-tacular month. Our thanks to @Taweret, to everyone who posted, and to all the lurkers, too. And remember, #Monsterdoners: If that doesn't add up to voodoo, I don't know what does.

@catzilla It might be one of those things where if you de-vampirize the root vampire then all of their converts also get de-vampirized

Dunno how exactly vampire lore works in this movie

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@annathepiper But once you go Blacula, you never go bacula #Monsterdon

Are there waves of regenerating cops? Didn't they kill them all already?
#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

Blacula: *beating up cops*
Pam Grier's character: "Stop it! Nooooooo!"
All of #Monsterdon: YESSSSSSSSSS 🍿

Lisa seems a bit conflicted

#Monsterdon

a+ cop yeeting

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Aw go on, let Blackula off, go on....

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ooops. that other dude looked like Willis. Willis is getting the St. Christopher special

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#ScreamBlaculaScream

Supplies! #monsterdon

So many people are getting wasted in this movie, it has to impact local rents. #monsterdon

the doll is far darker than Blacula, who is from team paper bag test. i guess it's a woke doll.

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#ScreamBlaculaScream

Resourceful use of the broken stake there

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Is she having voodoo sex with Blackula via the doll?

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@YsengrinWolf classism in Vampire Hierarchies #monsterdon

Pimps and crooks can become vampire thralls.
But never cops. Cops are beneath even what Renfields eat.
#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

Oaken stakes! Right there in the garden! Pre-cut!
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Mamuwalde kicking police asses is the best part of these movies. #Monsterdon

This'll put hair on your chest. #monsterdon

YES THERE IS THE WOLF HOWL.

But city.

#Monsterdon

Darn it we could have helmeted vampire cops there.

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#ScreamBlackulaScream

@CactuarJoe Given how voodoo works here, hey, maybe

#monsterdon #mastoween

Police need a warrant to come in, Blackula's just walk in

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"People start getting bitten and the first thing you do is blame the guy in the cape, I see what's going on here!"

#monsterdon

"before you go, can i offer you a gift casket? BASKET. gift basket" #Monsterdon

"I believe a vampire is responsible for the recent killings in this town. By the way, nice cape mysterious stranger I just met who talks like he's from another time and can only meet with me at night." #Monsterdon

Justin the Vampire Slayer

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...Are you really trying to perp sweat BLACULA??? #Monsterdon

Again, night time, and a room full of glass windows, with no curtains. Um, look in the windows!

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Dude is tempting fate with the 'red wine' ruse....

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"Would you like some wine?" Blacula you're supposed to say "I do not drink………wine" #Monsterdon

The real horror hiding in this town and killing people... MIMES!
#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

You just need a mirrorless camera.

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When watching a vampire flick, you are guaranteed one of two things -- real estate deals, or extended library stays. #Monsterdon

An Wampyre Bat!
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Ugh, that white dude is being SUCH a White Dude....

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@ottaross Only when you get promoted from Vampire Padawan to Vampire Knight

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Mamuwaulde does a good impossibly old aristocrat with knowledge of history thing.

#monsterdon #mastoween

Taking Blackula's direction on how to address the house robots in my future mansion

PROJECT!

#monsterdon

"You would never understand..."

I feel like "we're vampires" is pretty understandable

although given the tendency of every character in this movie to forget about vampires, who knows

#Monsterdon

nobody spends a velorio all by themselves, c'mon!

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#ScreamBlaculaScream

Gloria, the tight-boned vampiress

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That makeup - not sure I'd go with that undertaker service in future.

#Monsterdon

gloria, your bones are looking a little tight. everything okay?

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Sitting up with the dead is an ancient tradition, but from what I've learned from movies, it has a 100% chance of causing a monster attack.
#Monsterdon

lol, THAT is an entrance!

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Don't listen to her Pam, she's using the Vampire Voice

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Man, this flick's got quite the body count, huh. #Monsterdon

I too, can fall asleep sitting upright and in the same room as a (un)dead body

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love a girl with tight bones

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Wait so did the voodoo ritual that reanimated Blackula also rebuild his lair and his coffin and all that? Cause it did a good job if so