Blacula just wanted to be free and the cops turned him to a life of vampirism. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon so i guess he gave up on become human again and embraced his cursed destiny as a vampire, as expressed in his identificiation with the name given by his curser/enslaver

:(

no, streaming service, you will NOT autoplay over this kickass end credits song

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I totally did NOT see the end coming. I thought the ritual would work, and he'd be freed of his vampire powers just in time for science cop dude to kill him.

I didn't expect death by voodoo.

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I think the time is right for Blacula 3, tbh. #Monsterdon

@moira Bluedoo™

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finally a man screams

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Absolutely the most enjoyable of the #mastoween #monsterdon this year

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Mamuwalde gave up and accepted his monsterous name Dracula gave him. He knew he'd lost Lisa's help... :(
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I liked his first death better. Wormy skull beats D: freezeframe #Monsterdon

Good night, sweet prince.

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the stakes are so high on this one

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aaand roll credits.

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oh is that the end

ok

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and there we have The Scream. #monsterdon

If he turns into a bat, does the voodoo doll still work? #monsterdon

@apLundell Yeah, I liked the fact he never used it in the first movie #Monsterdon

@brooke TBH I'd been waiting for that to happen so long I was starting to think there was some reason it wouldn't work

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For someone who doesn't want to be a vampire, he sure is proud of his vampire name given to him as a mark of subservience by the man who cursed him. #Monsterdon

Must be hard to find the heart on such a tiny doll. Maybe you can make a bigger one next time? ...Can you do voodoo on a ResusciAnne? #Monsterdon

just gotta hope the bluetooth connection holds up long enough for the death to take effect

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Mamuwalde!

...oh shit.
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Voodoo > Vampirisim

Good to know

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need to go back and edit all my posts to use Blacula's proper name, i was being disrespectful out of ignorance #monsterdon

oh nice payoff for the doll

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I'm counting that as official lore, Voodoo works on vampires

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“They call me Mister Blacula!”

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#Monsterdon ooh she stakes the voodoo doll. nice

points for a normal terrified reaction to a vampire tho. #monsterdon

#monsterdon "Lisa you're tearing me apart" moment

William Marshall, who plays Blacula, later played the King of Cartoons on Pee-wee's Playhouse!

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Pro tip: telling people "you mustn't be frightened" is a pretty reliable way to make them frightened

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Why are all the cops dismounted motorcycle cops?

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Lisa, I killed Combover Guy for you! #Monsterdon

So they know he's blacula, they know guns and physical violence don't work on him, what are they doing beside being some great combat fodder

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"The name is BLACKULA!"

Don't deadname people!

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science man breaks in: it's not what it looks like!

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Mamuwalde is sweating and moaning, "come" in a room with Pam Grier. Lucky bastard.
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his hoe got staked, though

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no Pam that's fine. let him kill the cops

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Blacula should take away from this particular reincarnation that he needs to invest time bringing up his team a bit, if he would have had one vampire workshop to teach them how to deal with stakes and stuff then he would have easily succeeded #monsterdon

I totally see the end coming. But I'll wait to say and see if I'm right. #monsterdon

Very satisfying watching those helmet cops go flying....

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They're going to be really mad if this whole cure Blacula thing works out

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A high-stakes final battle

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Fortunately, the vampires are sloooow
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And with... my last breath... I regret... I was... not... funky... #Monsterdon

I am very confused by the outfits the vampires are now wearing. Like grim reaper garb.

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What luck! Silver arrows!

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Vampires, hear me now! Always check the premises for arbitrary troves of stakes when moving into new digs. You’ll thank me later. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon driving stakes in with your hands, no hammer/mallet? that's gonna give ya splinters guys

I really want the camera to just turn and reveal one vampire going to town on some bongos to make this music diegetic. #Monsterdon

@Lazarou Always root for the monster

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@strangefour there’s a pig’s blood joke here somewhere #Monsterdon

@nev sloppy level design #monsterdon

'gotta finish the voodoo ceremony to de-dtraculify blacula before the cops get here' is some pretty good dramatic tension

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My formally pagan ass criticizing everything she's doing in the ritual...

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Look it's a stake out

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Look, it's a .... umm ... stake out!

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lmao the guy just finds a bunch of stakes lying around #Monsterdon

All the new vampires sleep in cheap prop coffins.

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Hey, they ripped this scene off from Creature With the Atom Brain! #Monsterdon

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Blackula pronounces 'victim' better than anyone else in the whole wide world

vampires definitely call for a nighttime raid WHAT ARE YOU THINKING JESUS THIS IS STUPID EVEN FOR 70s COPS

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I miss the days when the brute squad didn't have military hardware

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Everybody time to larp with wooden swords.

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ah, there's the spare coffins. #monsterdon

So, he wants a voodoo priest to exorcize his vampire self, Now that's a nice religious bamboozlement
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At least Officers Shit and Stain died in each other's arms. #Monsterdon

Can only enter with an explicit invitation

🔘 vampires
🔘 cops

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oooo, 70s plaid couch time

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Do you think a vampire could enter someone's house if they got a warrant? 🤔

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It's always SHUT THE FUCK UP FRIDAY Lisa!

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@Newpa_Hasai I think aluminum is the commoner of metals, but it likes to pretend to be more than it is

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COME BACK WITH A WARRANT

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I've sorta lost the plot. First, he goes on a crazy bender making vampires out of everything he runs into. Then he seems to get stuck on Lisa, but it takes a long time to get around to why he cares. And science dude and asshole cop are just a strange little side-show. #monsterdon

voodoo exorcism as cure for vampirism. this is new. #monsterdon

Lisa, you are a 30 something-year-old black woman in the 1970s. Do not tell me this is the first time you’ve ever been scared. #Monsterdon

I really wish the VOODOO PRIESTESS were more in control of this whole situation. #Monsterdon

Missed a bunch of the movie due to an important call :(

However, I doubt the plot is too complex to follow, it seems to be following the first one pretty closely. #Monsterdon

I am confused about the many domiciles into which Blacula entered without apparent (on camera) invitation.

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"...gooood, goooood, let the blood flow through you."

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Justin's plan is to talk about how sexy blood is, wait for Blacula to get a boner, then ridicule him for it

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The wine was very caressable.
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are these two gonna date? is this some kind of initial dom/sub meeting? like... #monsterdon

@north @Lazarou What would be interesting: a vampire movie where the vampires are invisible and it's just people reacting to them

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Anyway. Thanks for the wine. #Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

Ah yeah the three types of books - Occult, Graphics and Fiction #monsterdon

Not sure how the seduction scene is gonna work out for either of them. #Monsterdon

"Would you care for some wine?

"Oh, not a thing, thank you"

You missed the PERFECT OPPORTUNITY, BLACULA

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That's a lot of thralls.

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Is this conversation making you uncomfortable Mr Blackula?

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"Fascinating," said the man in a traditional vampire costume.

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OKAY vampire mythology trivia repeat:

The whole item with vampires and mirrors and film has to do with silver being a pure metal and refusing to interact with the pure evil of vampirism and vampires. With mirrors, it's because they were literally silvered. With early black-and-white film, it was because of silver nitrate being the reactive substance. But if it's no longer a silver-based substrate, I don't know how it works.

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@Lazarou but then how is there a movie with them? Explain that!

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"Oh I don't drink... wine."
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"Maybe the film was faulty."

That'd be amazing. Imagine a type of film that lets you see through exactly one person in the picture. #Monsterdon

The book stack: Dianetics, I'm okay you're okay, Atlas shrugged #Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

The photographs are hilarious.

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