Lisa, I killed Combover Guy for you! #Monsterdon

So they know he's blacula, they know guns and physical violence don't work on him, what are they doing beside being some great combat fodder

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

science man breaks in: it's not what it looks like!

#monsterdon

Mamuwalde is sweating and moaning, "come" in a room with Pam Grier. Lucky bastard.
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his hoe got staked, though

#Monsterdon
#ScreamBlaculaScream

no Pam that's fine. let him kill the cops

#monsterdon

Blacula should take away from this particular reincarnation that he needs to invest time bringing up his team a bit, if he would have had one vampire workshop to teach them how to deal with stakes and stuff then he would have easily succeeded #monsterdon

I totally see the end coming. But I'll wait to say and see if I'm right. #monsterdon

Very satisfying watching those helmet cops go flying....

#monsterdon

They're going to be really mad if this whole cure Blacula thing works out

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

A high-stakes final battle

#Monsterdon

Fortunately, the vampires are sloooow
#monsterdon

And with... my last breath... I regret... I was... not... funky... #Monsterdon

I am very confused by the outfits the vampires are now wearing. Like grim reaper garb.

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

Vampires, hear me now! Always check the premises for arbitrary troves of stakes when moving into new digs. You’ll thank me later. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon driving stakes in with your hands, no hammer/mallet? that's gonna give ya splinters guys

I really want the camera to just turn and reveal one vampire going to town on some bongos to make this music diegetic. #Monsterdon

@Lazarou Always root for the monster

#Monsterdon

@strangefour there’s a pig’s blood joke here somewhere #Monsterdon

@nev sloppy level design #monsterdon

'gotta finish the voodoo ceremony to de-dtraculify blacula before the cops get here' is some pretty good dramatic tension

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My formally pagan ass criticizing everything she's doing in the ritual...

#Monsterdon

Look it's a stake out

#monsterdon
#ScreamBlackulaScream

Look, it's a .... umm ... stake out!

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlaculaScream

lmao the guy just finds a bunch of stakes lying around #Monsterdon

All the new vampires sleep in cheap prop coffins.

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlaculaScream

Hey, they ripped this scene off from Creature With the Atom Brain! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🧛 ⚰️ 🦇 😱 😱

Blackula pronounces 'victim' better than anyone else in the whole wide world

vampires definitely call for a nighttime raid WHAT ARE YOU THINKING JESUS THIS IS STUPID EVEN FOR 70s COPS

#mastoween #monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

I miss the days when the brute squad didn't have military hardware

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

Everybody time to larp with wooden swords.

#monsterdon

ah, there's the spare coffins. #monsterdon

So, he wants a voodoo priest to exorcize his vampire self, Now that's a nice religious bamboozlement
#monsterdon

Can only enter with an explicit invitation

🔘 vampires
🔘 cops

#Monsterdon

oooo, 70s plaid couch time

#mastoween #monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

Do you think a vampire could enter someone's house if they got a warrant? 🤔

#monsterdon

It's always SHUT THE FUCK UP FRIDAY Lisa!

#mastoween #monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

@Newpa_Hasai I think aluminum is the commoner of metals, but it likes to pretend to be more than it is

#Monsterdon

COME BACK WITH A WARRANT

#mastoween #monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

I've sorta lost the plot. First, he goes on a crazy bender making vampires out of everything he runs into. Then he seems to get stuck on Lisa, but it takes a long time to get around to why he cares. And science dude and asshole cop are just a strange little side-show. #monsterdon

Lisa, you are a 30 something-year-old black woman in the 1970s. Do not tell me this is the first time you’ve ever been scared. #Monsterdon

I really wish the VOODOO PRIESTESS were more in control of this whole situation. #Monsterdon

Missed a bunch of the movie due to an important call :(

However, I doubt the plot is too complex to follow, it seems to be following the first one pretty closely. #Monsterdon

I am confused about the many domiciles into which Blacula entered without apparent (on camera) invitation.

#Monsterdon

"...gooood, goooood, let the blood flow through you."

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlaculaScream

Justin's plan is to talk about how sexy blood is, wait for Blacula to get a boner, then ridicule him for it

#Monsterdon

The wine was very caressable.
#monsterdon

are these two gonna date? is this some kind of initial dom/sub meeting? like... #monsterdon

@north @Lazarou What would be interesting: a vampire movie where the vampires are invisible and it's just people reacting to them

#Monsterdon

Anyway. Thanks for the wine. #Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

Ah yeah the three types of books - Occult, Graphics and Fiction #monsterdon

Not sure how the seduction scene is gonna work out for either of them. #Monsterdon

"Would you care for some wine?

"Oh, not a thing, thank you"

You missed the PERFECT OPPORTUNITY, BLACULA

#Monsterdon

That's a lot of thralls.

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlaculaScream

Is this conversation making you uncomfortable Mr Blackula?

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

"Fascinating," said the man in a traditional vampire costume.

#mastoween #monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

OKAY vampire mythology trivia repeat:

The whole item with vampires and mirrors and film has to do with silver being a pure metal and refusing to interact with the pure evil of vampirism and vampires. With mirrors, it's because they were literally silvered. With early black-and-white film, it was because of silver nitrate being the reactive substance. But if it's no longer a silver-based substrate, I don't know how it works.

#mastoween #monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

@Lazarou but then how is there a movie with them? Explain that!

#Monsterdon

"Oh I don't drink... wine."
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"Maybe the film was faulty."

That'd be amazing. Imagine a type of film that lets you see through exactly one person in the picture. #Monsterdon

The book stack: Dianetics, I'm okay you're okay, Atlas shrugged #Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

The photographs are hilarious.

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

🎶 G-L-O-R-I-A Gloria!🎶 #monsterdon

If Vampires don’t appear in pictures, how is it that they’re in this movie?

#Monsterdon

"What kind of bat?"

Serioysly? Dude. Vampire Bat. Obviously #Monsterdon

Nice these vampires can eat/drink normally. That’s a much more interesting vampirism proposition! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon before asking chatgpt; before asking wikipedia; there were books

"you just gonna let him bully you?"
yes. #monsterdon

"Yeah I'm gonna let him bully me around he's my dom that's his job"

#mastoween #monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

Vampire politics!
#monsterdon

This red hat would later go on to become a Linux

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Blacula, you can't criticize them for their looks, they even told you they needed mirrors and you did nothing for them on that front. Just because you have arrived at a low-maintenance vampire look doesn't mean it's so easy for everyone #monsterdon

whats the R value of vampire “infections”? #Monsterdon

"Your faces sicken even me!" my brother in christ you made the vampires #Monsterdon

This does sound like some managers
#monsterdon

Mamuwalde isn't gonna fall for this waiting until after the cock crows bullshit. He's smarter than that punk ass Dracula.
#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

"You would never understand. I'm an undead monster, and you, a voodoo priestess, have no understanding of--

...Oh, right." #Monsterdon

Flapping my wings and flopping all over the place
#monsterdon

Gloria died of Tight Bone Disease

#monsterdon

Making fun of capes and teeth isn’t ending well. #Monsterdon sterdon

NGL - If Gloria called me, I would go to her too. #Monsterdon

I'll just slip out for a minute

#monsterdon

I thought vampires couldn't make a dramatic entrance unless invited #monsterdon

Vampires to the left of me, vampires to the right!

#Monsterdon

why are you walking toward her?

#monsterdon

Gloria just rose from the dead and you don't scream? Were you expecting this?
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#Monsterdon i love the red floral dress they buried gloria in

#Monsterdon Gloria - the first Bene Gesserit?

Okay, this scene with Gloria coming to life in the background is just really well done, no notes #Monsterdon

Precisely how many spare coffins are there at this house?

#monsterdon

@ricci @north a/b/o+ testing

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hahahah perfect! camera turns around, she sits up, perfect. A+ movie, no notes. #monsterdon

@north

A/B testing

#monsterdon

Willis be tenderizing the meat before dining #Monsterdon

Willis, can you stop talking about my bones please

#Monsterdon

'hey baby, these bones are tight" the fuck kinda come on line is that?

#monsterdon

Hey, man, know you're a former ACAB POS & all, but maybe ya don't need to keep calling her faith a 'cult'?

#monsterdon

I don't get the "voodoo practitioners drink blood" thing. I have never once heard that as a stereotype. #Monsterdon