What's Justin's plan here?
Tell a suspected vampire that you intend to kill vampires? For why? He was acting like it was a dual of wits, but he was acting witless.
So many wardrobe changes. Walk through a door, new outfit. Unless you're Blacula.
wait, so camp silver, do you think that silver as a substance is so inherently anti-vampire that the light from a vampires image cannot be reflected off thr silver? silver is so in denial of vampires it erases its existance even in image?
tbh I just think its a matter of the reflection and image capture relative to having a soul, like how victorians thought cameras were capturing your soul in the photos. with vampires theres nothing to capture
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Justin. Never threaten a man in a cape with a blood red lining.
You are offending a vampire, a dictator, or Lando Calrissian if you do.
#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream
oh right the whole voodoun thing
Okay. So a ton of people have been bitten, but has ANYTHING actually happened yet? #Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream
y'know really what these guys really need is a good high quality raimi blood fountain
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Slowing down again
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@ricci Tubi has ads? What is this, Google Chrome?
Oh laws Pam Grier πππππππ
Okay I'm sorry I cannot buy that anyone named "Justin" could take down a vampire #Monsterdon
Gettin all kinds of medication ads on Tubi, but none of them promise to help if I run out of blood
Justin: Can't help but notice that guy doesn't drink... Wine. #Monsterdon
βMaybe the film is faultyβ - flawless logic here my friend! #monsterdon
Love the photos, nice touch π #monsterdon
Now I must go, I left the oven on in my coffin, I mean castle, I mean... You have a good night
"before you go, can i offer you a gift casket? BASKET. gift basket" #Monsterdon
@apLundell haha! All that day/night filming wreaks havoc on Vampires.
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#Monsterdon "we are talking about you being the vampire and me threatening to kill you, right?"
woah woah careful there don't start spittin' any blood there
lol his name is Justin?
@RobynGoodfellow@mastodon.murkworks.net You can cut the tension with a vampire's fang!
#Monsterdon #ScreamBlaculaScream
Thanks for the wine, gotta bat now
I'm sorry, after that interaction I would probably not push the vampire hunting angle as much
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@allanb There's a Scream, Blacula, Scream book? #monsterdon
Why did this room start smelling like poop?
Unless that vampire is Willis. #Monsterdon
Ooooohhhhh, the ol' reverse hypnosis gag!
Are these two gonna make out? They should TOTALLY make out. #Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream
Okay, I'll bite. What's with the fishnet hanging over the window? #Monsterdon
You know, you've never told me where you are staying.
Is that a come on? Please let it be come on.
So how close is this to the book?
Don't trash talk the boss. There might be consequences.
@msh Thought the choices were Louisville Slugger vs. Aluminum #monsterdon
"...have you ever tried to hypnotize a chicken, per chance?"
So the plot of this one is based on Dracula... what was the plot of the first one again? It wasn't just Mamuwalde being turned.... #monsterdon
@nev@bananachips.club I'd hold up a mirror to you, but would it even show your reflection?
#Monsterdon #ScreamBlaculaScream
What is with the fucking fishnet background?
okay, so Dracula is diagetic in this universe. #monsterdon
okay google says old camera film contained silver so I guess they wouldn't show up on those photos
If Vamps don't show up on photographs then are they invisible to our digital panopticon and if so, the lucky fucks...
All those plants in Blacula's house -- are they real, if so, don't they need sunlight?
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If my dead friend came back from the dead hissing my name I would NOT walk toward them #monsterdon
I heard it as, oh, I see you're interested in football!
That really steams my combover! #Monsterdon
Yes, I am grateful that you haven't ripped out my worthless heart!
Thanks, boss! Good meeting!
A doctor who studies the spread of vampirism. #Monsterdon
OKAY SO Black Detective Dude has genre savviness!
And Willis doesn't, so he's clearly just a clueless now-dead vamped chode.
Sorry made a snack so I'm a bit behind now #monsterdon
Oh wow the unphotographable victims are a nice twist.
New wrinkle: Vampires don't photograph, either.
Corner: Everyone knows vampires can't be seen by mirrors or cameras!!
Willis: Fuck you
Because of the pandemic I still have a lot of trouble when people are so face-to-face in movies. But that's my problem.
I don't know that everyone knows that
so wait, this is a universe where they know vampire myths, and they don't believe photographic proof? That's so unbeliv-... er, I mean...
Nice Occult seaction. But does that library have the entire Time-Life series?
@amyfou
Where were you when I was in my 20s???
WILLIAMS!!
#monsterdon
okay legitimately like the police photographs without the vics
That's the saddest desk plant ever.
Now we all know Willisβ Linux distro of choice #monsterdon
"HEY CHARLIE! You know who killed that lady!?"
...Was she killed by ADR? #Monsterdon
ADR vampire jokes
#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream
lol everyone wants to talk to whillis
for anyone curious about that book they had like 7 copies of https://www.amazon.ca/THE-EROTIC-REVOLUTION/dp/B000FJGBZO
"The Erotic Revolution" is shelved in the occult section? In multiple places?
"are you out of your mind?"
well he is wearing a green sweater/shirt with blue plaid pants, so even in the 70s, maybe yes. #monsterdon
That much occult could keep anyone busy for days.
#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream
Do you have Blacula Slaying for Dummies, miss #Monsterdon
Pronunciation Survey: "species". Go!
You just made that librarian's *week*.
The midichlorians are off the chart, but also, kinda funky. They're like,... jive midichlorians. #monsterdon
Of course
Loving the hair.
#Monsterdon π§ β°οΈ π¦ π± π±
Hey dudes: using your deep, lovely voice to command 'don't fear me' as you slowly but inexorably approach a chic is not really gonna work.
hey it's comic sans before comic sans!
I get that her name is Lisa Fortier. But I just keep hearing Lisa Fourty-eight.
#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream
an anatomy chart in the background so you know it's the forensics office. #monsterdon
"Now you'll be thankful that I have chosen not to rip out your worthless heart."
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Is this guy gonna read the book front to back or is there some real important information on the copyright page
WHat kind of bat? Maybe Vampire bat!
when and where is the weekly #Monsterdon movie announced?
Willis is in for an eternity of nagging and massages #Monsterdon
It's so hard to get good help these days -_-; #Monsterdon
Whoa, hypnosis vs. mouthy criticism FTW.
Thatβs quite an army #monsterdon
Mama's dancin' with Jellybone
You better watch out
Take you to the freak zone
Shake that jelly
Rattle them bones
Dance to the rhythm
That'll make you moan
- "Pump" by the B-52s
He has been able to mesmerize people this Entire. Mother-screaming. Time??? #monsterdon
damn, his voice, like ALL THE TIME
he's literally ordering housekeeping and he sounds amazing
damn, hair raising on the back of my neck at that exchange π¬
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"Whose house is this? Yours or his? "
Neither. He's house-sitting. Did he not tell you that?
#Monsterdon
That car sounds like me after a night of bean tacos.
Mamuwalde is really getting irritated with the quality of thralls available to him #monsterdon
@diazona White shirt and black cape kinda make him look like Tux too
Time for some vampire ho beating. #Monsterdon
Do not. DO NOT "listen you" to Prince Mamuwalde.
#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream
@springdiesel This was during the heyday of Anita Bryant though #monsterdon
Girl doesn't really understand how the whole Thrall thing works. #Monsterdon
"...you were warned"
"Warned about what?"
"I told you not to copy the cape. And yet, here you are. Copying my damn cape!"
"Now, leave me. Your faces are foul, and sickening. Goodnight."
This is also how I say goodbye to guests