I'm starting to lose track of who does and who doesn't believe in vampires. At least the characters who have been turned I can be sure of. #Monsterdon

Mamuwalde says ACAB
#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

"Lisa may we come in?"
"No, piss off cops."
#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

Blacula will be so insulted by that doll, it doesn't look anything like him

#Monsterdon

The smile Blacula gets on his face every time he turns back from a bat is the same one I would get

#monsterdon

Woo, let the cop tossing Olympics begin! :acab:

#Monsterdon #Dracula1974

God save the Queen these white cops are so fucking stupid.

#Monsterdon

"Your uppity black ass fo- whooooops there's my brains all over the floor." #Monsterdon

thank you. #monsterdon

nobody invited him in. hes breaking the rules. detective arrest this man
#Monsterdon

Hahah fuck you pig! #monsterdon

Snakes:Voodist::Cows:Hindus

Right. Yes. Exanguinated bodies are from snakes. I remember that. #Monsterdon

Blacula vs the Demonic Toys
#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

Did she commission the vampire doll or just have that lying around already?!?!

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

@Canageek Unfortunately I was just because it's written right there on the Tubi page. #Monsterdon

Blacula Doll, $10.99, get yours while supplies last!

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlaculaScream

Heh. The bat effects are a little silly, but I appreciate they didn't do the rubber bat. #Monsterdon

"may we come in?"
"no."
PERFECT
#monsterdon

So, the lesson?

Let the vampire in.

Keep the cops out.

#monsterdon

Mamuwalde have you checked to see what the current state of succession is in your homeland? Maybe it's no longer a monarchy.
#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

she stayed up watching YouTube tutorials on how to make tiny Dracula capes

#monsterdon

Oh look, one of the cops gets to be the big spoon!

#Monsterdon

@paco no, you understand perfectly. #Monsterdon

Justin and Mamuwalde are really trying to see who is more burly
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BAT!

#Monsterdon

...Huh. Exorcise the vampire. Would that work? This feels like trying to put an SNES cart into a Genesis system. #Monsterdon

"I wonder if this Blacula doll will help me with this."

#Monsterdon

It's a 12 inch Blackula action figure with a voodoo action grip. #Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

"...I think you're confused. Exorcisms are what the other cult does."

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlaculaScream

Barbie's Friend Dracula #monsterdon

She already has a doll of him?

#Monsterdon

Oh wow, I was not expecting that twist! #Monsterdon

To me Lisa doesn't look like a 40A #monsterdon

#Monsterdon it's important to get your exorcise

@Taweret

Van Jivsing

#monsterdon

help me lisa you're my only hope

#mastoween #monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

What's Justin's plan here?

Tell a suspected vampire that you intend to kill vampires? For why? He was acting like it was a dual of wits, but he was acting witless.

#Monsterdon

So many wardrobe changes. Walk through a door, new outfit. Unless you're Blacula.

#monsterdon

wait, so camp silver, do you think that silver as a substance is so inherently anti-vampire that the light from a vampires image cannot be reflected off thr silver? silver is so in denial of vampires it erases its existance even in image?

tbh I just think its a matter of the reflection and image capture relative to having a soul, like how victorians thought cameras were capturing your soul in the photos. with vampires theres nothing to capture
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Justin. Never threaten a man in a cape with a blood red lining.
You are offending a vampire, a dictator, or Lando Calrissian if you do.
#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

oh right the whole voodoun thing

#mastoween #monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

Okay. So a ton of people have been bitten, but has ANYTHING actually happened yet? #Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

y'know really what these guys really need is a good high quality raimi blood fountain

#mastoween #monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

Slowing down again
#monsterdon

@ricci Tubi has ads? What is this, Google Chrome?

#Monsterdon

Oh laws Pam Grier 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

#Monsterdon

Okay I'm sorry I cannot buy that anyone named "Justin" could take down a vampire #Monsterdon

Gettin all kinds of medication ads on Tubi, but none of them promise to help if I run out of blood

#monsterdon

Justin: Can't help but notice that guy doesn't drink... Wine. #Monsterdon

Love the photos, nice touch 😄 #monsterdon

“Maybe the film is faulty” - flawless logic here my friend! #monsterdon

Now I must go, I left the oven on in my coffin, I mean castle, I mean... You have a good night

#Monsterdon #Dracula1974

@apLundell haha! All that day/night filming wreaks havoc on Vampires.
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon "we are talking about you being the vampire and me threatening to kill you, right?"

woah woah careful there don't start spittin' any blood there

#mastoween #monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

lol his name is Justin?

#monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow@mastodon.murkworks.net You can cut the tension with a vampire's fang!

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlaculaScream

Thanks for the wine, gotta bat now

#monsterdon

I'm sorry, after that interaction I would probably not push the vampire hunting angle as much
#Monsterdon

@allanb There's a Scream, Blacula, Scream book? #monsterdon

Why did this room start smelling like poop?

#Monsterdon

Unless that vampire is Willis. #Monsterdon

Ooooohhhhh, the ol' reverse hypnosis gag!

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlaculaScream

Are these two gonna make out? They should TOTALLY make out. #Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

Okay, I'll bite. What's with the fishnet hanging over the window? #Monsterdon

So how close is this to the book?

#monsterdon

You know, you've never told me where you are staying.

Is that a come on? Please let it be come on.

#Monsterdon

"You ever hear of... Count Dracula?"

Mamuwalde:

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon

Don't trash talk the boss. There might be consequences.

@msh Thought the choices were Louisville Slugger vs. Aluminum #monsterdon

"...have you ever tried to hypnotize a chicken, per chance?"

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlaculaScream

So the plot of this one is based on Dracula... what was the plot of the first one again? It wasn't just Mamuwalde being turned.... #monsterdon

@nev@bananachips.club I'd hold up a mirror to you, but would it even show your reflection?

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlaculaScream

What is with the fucking fishnet background?

#Monsterdon

okay, so Dracula is diagetic in this universe. #monsterdon

okay google says old camera film contained silver so I guess they wouldn't show up on those photos

#monsterdon

All those plants in Blacula's house -- are they real, if so, don't they need sunlight?

#monsterdon

If my dead friend came back from the dead hissing my name I would NOT walk toward them #monsterdon

I heard it as, oh, I see you're interested in football!

#Monsterdon

That really steams my combover! #Monsterdon

Yes, I am grateful that you haven't ripped out my worthless heart!

Thanks, boss! Good meeting!

#monsterdon #VampiresAsMiddleManagers

A doctor who studies the spread of vampirism. #Monsterdon

OKAY SO Black Detective Dude has genre savviness!

And Willis doesn't, so he's clearly just a clueless now-dead vamped chode.

#Monsterdon

Sorry made a snack so I'm a bit behind now #monsterdon

Oh wow the unphotographable victims are a nice twist.

#monsterdon

New wrinkle: Vampires don't photograph, either.

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlaculaScream

Corner: Everyone knows vampires can't be seen by mirrors or cameras!!
Willis: Fuck you

#Monsterdon

Because of the pandemic I still have a lot of trouble when people are so face-to-face in movies. But that's my problem.

#Monsterdon

I don't know that everyone knows that

#monsterdon

so wait, this is a universe where they know vampire myths, and they don't believe photographic proof? That's so unbeliv-... er, I mean...

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

Nice Occult seaction. But does that library have the entire Time-Life series?

#Monsterdon

@amyfou
Where were you when I was in my 20s???

#Monsterdon

WILLIAMS!!
#monsterdon

okay legitimately like the police photographs without the vics

#mastoween #monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

That's the saddest desk plant ever.

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlaculaScream

Now we all know Willis’ Linux distro of choice #monsterdon

"HEY CHARLIE! You know who killed that lady!?"

...Was she killed by ADR? #Monsterdon

ADR vampire jokes
#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

lol everyone wants to talk to whillis

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream