for anyone curious about that book they had like 7 copies of https://www.amazon.ca/THE-EROTIC-REVOLUTION/dp/B000FJGBZO

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"are you out of your mind?"
well he is wearing a green sweater/shirt with blue plaid pants, so even in the 70s, maybe yes. #monsterdon

"The Erotic Revolution" is shelved in the occult section? In multiple places?

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That much occult could keep anyone busy for days.
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Do you have Blacula Slaying for Dummies, miss #Monsterdon

Pronunciation Survey: "species". Go!

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You just made that librarian's *week*.

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The midichlorians are off the chart, but also, kinda funky. They're like,... jive midichlorians. #monsterdon

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Of course
Loving the hair.

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Hey dudes: using your deep, lovely voice to command 'don't fear me' as you slowly but inexorably approach a chic is not really gonna work.

hey it's comic sans before comic sans!

#mastoween #monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

I get that her name is Lisa Fortier. But I just keep hearing Lisa Fourty-eight.
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an anatomy chart in the background so you know it's the forensics office. #monsterdon

"Now you'll be thankful that I have chosen not to rip out your worthless heart."

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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Is this guy gonna read the book front to back or is there some real important information on the copyright page

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WHat kind of bat? Maybe Vampire bat!

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@jchaven

when and where is the weekly #Monsterdon movie announced?

It's so hard to get good help these days -_-; #Monsterdon

Willis is in for an eternity of nagging and massages #Monsterdon

Whoa, hypnosis vs. mouthy criticism FTW.

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That’s quite an army #monsterdon

@Taweret

Mama's dancin' with Jellybone
You better watch out
Take you to the freak zone

Shake that jelly
Rattle them bones
Dance to the rhythm
That'll make you moan

- "Pump" by the B-52s

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He has been able to mesmerize people this Entire. Mother-screaming. Time??? #monsterdon

damn, his voice, like ALL THE TIME

he's literally ordering housekeeping and he sounds amazing

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damn, hair raising on the back of my neck at that exchange 😬
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"Whose house is this? Yours or his? "

Neither. He's house-sitting. Did he not tell you that?
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That car sounds like me after a night of bean tacos.

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Mamuwalde is really getting irritated with the quality of thralls available to him #monsterdon

@diazona White shirt and black cape kinda make him look like Tux too

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Time for some vampire ho beating. #Monsterdon

Do not. DO NOT "listen you" to Prince Mamuwalde.
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@springdiesel This was during the heyday of Anita Bryant though #monsterdon

"...you were warned"
"Warned about what?"
"I told you not to copy the cape. And yet, here you are. Copying my damn cape!"

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"Now, leave me. Your faces are foul, and sickening. Goodnight."

This is also how I say goodbye to guests

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"so, uh, how long have you been standing there anyway?"

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"He's standing right behind me, isn't he." #Monsterdon

Yeah how pissed do you have to be if you summon blacula to enable your revenge and he decides he likes your nemesis better than you #monsterdon

"warned about what?"

#mastoween #monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

Oh my god, Willis is THE WORST VAMPIRE OF ALL TIME #Monsterdon

Never smack talk Blacula. You never know when Blacula could be standing behind you.
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Ixnay on the itebay iscussionday….

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That fiend! He stole that hat from Carmen Santiago!
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"i'm waiting on an inspiration"
you about to get a beating.
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The costuming is so good, Willis looks like a child in that cloak #monsterdon

It’s not very clear which people come back and which don’t. Is it something the biting vampire chooses? #monsterdon

Boy this is awkward
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Begone! Your faces all sicken me!

Good night

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This outfit is what happens when you can't see yourself in the mirror.

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Willis is vibing Carmen Sandiego. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon "You're foul! Your faces sicken even me! ... Goodnight."

"...He's standing right behind me, isn't he?" #Monsterdon

Willis is such a wannabe

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#Monsterdon Why is it that so much of these monsters (vampires of late) are so monstrous?

"STOP"

Monster continues...

I find the "seductive" way of putting such a little more acceptable. But this one, how much problematic can they be?

Hey, I like it. It's not one of the, "man why did I watch that," but rather ... "how the heck did you get that close to a highly sus monster?"

do these pants make my bones look tight?

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OMG, cheese plate with a cheese ball!

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basically i kinda have to think that most dracula movies take place in a universe that have no dracula stories

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Wine and cheese party? Now we're talkin.
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Louis, the dashiki vampire. #Monsterdon

that's how i'm gonna sign off in future. "Your faces sicken even me. Now good night." #monsterdon

Dude could stand to level his thralls a little bit, they look pretty weak. #Monsterdon

whoa i didn't realise the vampire MLM scheme had gotten this many layers in it. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon "Also, there will be a party for Tony on Wednesday; it's his birthday, and Friday is Hawaiian shirt day."

That’s a lot of vampires in this movie and people are shockingly in denial of their vampirism #monsterdon

"...this vampire meeting should have been an email."

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woah! dude worked so fast he should work for a recruitment agency. thats a crowd
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@Taweret Subtle way to let the audience know he's a doctor of chiropractic #monsterdon

Blacula said Sookie is Mine #monsterdon

YOU ALL KNOW LISA FOURTIER

"I know Lisa Fifteier"

[kills smartass]

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Unendurable everlasting agony. This movie is not!

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now for a little corrective action for The Troops. #monsterdon

damn, already has his own legion

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"Look, I know I almost got you killed but is it okay if I come back and see you again?" #Monsterdon

it makes sense to make a truce with a vampire, like i would want to add some terms like "don't drain any more of my friends please we can work something out" #monsterdon

How Gloria found a place to get out of the sun. #Monsterdon

Oof. I hate all hands meetings too.

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If a corpse beckons you over and promises not to hurt you, maybe don't get too close.
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I KNEW HE WAS GOING TO SAVE HER!!

She's a reincarnation of his wife! Or reasonable facsimile thereof.

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"Where did you come from?"

Where did you go?
Where did you come from cottoneyed joe

Now in my head.

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I was only able to watch half of the first movie before tonight, and this is just so much better!

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"Hands off hoe. Mamuwalde is here. And Pam Grier is mine."
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That Gloria scene with the entrance was solid.

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Mamuwalde's got dibs. #Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

"Lisa. Look, I'm sorry about the kid. She's young and a little snackish, you know how it can be first thing in the morning." #Monsterdon

That's how I exit rooms most of the time.

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This film would be so much better if they had simply gotten Gary Coleman to play Willis, you know? #monsterdon

@moira They're vampires... when else would they snack?

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man, it's such a pain in the ass when your thralls start hunting for their own meals. none of em can keep their head down and stay out of trouble. #monsterdon

Gloria is doing a decent Eartha Kitt impression. And judging by her hand motions wants to grope Pam Grier? I mean same but...
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"I won't hurt you you're my friend"

Uh...you're not really selling it sister #Monsterdon

Now THAT'S how you make an entrance #Monsterdon

Mamuwalde to the rescue!

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this whole scene is pretty good actually

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oh he mad

NO SNACKING AFTER MIDNIGHT ON LISA

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Ha ha ha! Mamu slamming the doors open like a parent walking in on the teens making out :P #Monsterdon

oh my god are we really getting a "this woman belongs to ME" scene??? #Monsterdon

ok, next in line for he voodoo priestess, you should know better than to approach the undead like that

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If someone were sitting up from their casket and saying "come here, don't be frightened" I'd give them a goedendag like a Flemish partisan.

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strong #bechdelPass though #monsterdon

Now that is an entrance
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If I die from blood loss due to two wounds on my neck, stake me before you "sit with the body," just in case. #Monsterdon