"so, uh, how long have you been standing there anyway?"

#monsterdon

"He's standing right behind me, isn't he." #Monsterdon

Yeah how pissed do you have to be if you summon blacula to enable your revenge and he decides he likes your nemesis better than you #monsterdon

Our first vampire recruit has got a cape now too? Do they issue those after the bite?

#Monsterdon

"warned about what?"

#mastoween #monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

Oh my god, Willis is THE WORST VAMPIRE OF ALL TIME #Monsterdon

Never smack talk Blacula. You never know when Blacula could be standing behind you.
#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

Ixnay on the itebay iscussionday….

#Monsterdon

That fiend! He stole that hat from Carmen Santiago!
#Monsterdon

"i'm waiting on an inspiration"
you about to get a beating.
#monsterdon

The costuming is so good, Willis looks like a child in that cloak #monsterdon

It’s not very clear which people come back and which don’t. Is it something the biting vampire chooses? #monsterdon

Boy this is awkward
#Monsterdon

Begone! Your faces all sicken me!

Good night

#Monsterdon

This outfit is what happens when you can't see yourself in the mirror.

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlaculaScream

Willis is vibing Carmen Sandiego. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon "You're foul! Your faces sicken even me! ... Goodnight."

"...He's standing right behind me, isn't he?" #Monsterdon

Willis is such a wannabe

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Why is it that so much of these monsters (vampires of late) are so monstrous?

"STOP"

Monster continues...

I find the "seductive" way of putting such a little more acceptable. But this one, how much problematic can they be?

Hey, I like it. It's not one of the, "man why did I watch that," but rather ... "how the heck did you get that close to a highly sus monster?"

do these pants make my bones look tight?

#monsterdon

OMG, cheese plate with a cheese ball!

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlaculaScream

basically i kinda have to think that most dracula movies take place in a universe that have no dracula stories

#mastoween #monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

Wine and cheese party? Now we're talkin.
#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

Wait we're up to NINE thralls? Have all of those happened on screen? #monsterdon

Okay, we're operating under everyone bit becomes a vampire rules. So we can use epidemiological models to project its spread. #Monsterdon

Louis, the dashiki vampire. #Monsterdon

that's how i'm gonna sign off in future. "Your faces sicken even me. Now good night." #monsterdon

Dude could stand to level his thralls a little bit, they look pretty weak. #Monsterdon

Big red hat and cape would make me look like an Austrian concert pianist. 😔

#monsterdon

whoa i didn't realise the vampire MLM scheme had gotten this many layers in it. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon "Also, there will be a party for Tony on Wednesday; it's his birthday, and Friday is Hawaiian shirt day."

That’s a lot of vampires in this movie and people are shockingly in denial of their vampirism #monsterdon

"...this vampire meeting should have been an email."

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlaculaScream

woah! dude worked so fast he should work for a recruitment agency. thats a crowd
#Monsterdon

@Taweret Subtle way to let the audience know he's a doctor of chiropractic #monsterdon

Blacula said Sookie is Mine #monsterdon

YOU ALL KNOW LISA FOURTIER

"I know Lisa Fifteier"

[kills smartass]

#mastoween #monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

Unendurable everlasting agony. This movie is not!

#Monsterdon

now for a little corrective action for The Troops. #monsterdon

damn, already has his own legion

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

Taking Blackula's direction on how to address the house robots in my future mansion

PROJECT!

#monsterdon

"Look, I know I almost got you killed but is it okay if I come back and see you again?" #Monsterdon

it makes sense to make a truce with a vampire, like i would want to add some terms like "don't drain any more of my friends please we can work something out" #monsterdon

How Gloria found a place to get out of the sun. #Monsterdon

Oof. I hate all hands meetings too.

#monsterdon

If a corpse beckons you over and promises not to hurt you, maybe don't get too close.
#Monsterdon

I KNEW HE WAS GOING TO SAVE HER!!

She's a reincarnation of his wife! Or reasonable facsimile thereof.

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

"Where did you come from?"

Where did you go?
Where did you come from cottoneyed joe

Now in my head.

#monsterdon

I was only able to watch half of the first movie before tonight, and this is just so much better!

#Monsterdon

"Hands off hoe. Mamuwalde is here. And Pam Grier is mine."
#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

That Gloria scene with the entrance was solid.

#monsterdon
#ScreamBlackulaScream

Mamuwalde's got dibs. #Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

"Lisa. Look, I'm sorry about the kid. She's young and a little snackish, you know how it can be first thing in the morning." #Monsterdon

That's how I exit rooms most of the time.

#Monsterdon

This film would be so much better if they had simply gotten Gary Coleman to play Willis, you know? #monsterdon

@moira They're vampires... when else would they snack?

#Monsterdon

Gloria is doing a decent Eartha Kitt impression. And judging by her hand motions wants to grope Pam Grier? I mean same but...
#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

man, it's such a pain in the ass when your thralls start hunting for their own meals. none of em can keep their head down and stay out of trouble. #monsterdon

"I won't hurt you you're my friend"

Uh...you're not really selling it sister #Monsterdon

Now THAT'S how you make an entrance #Monsterdon

Mamuwalde to the rescue!

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlaculaScream

this whole scene is pretty good actually

#monsterdon

oh he mad

NO SNACKING AFTER MIDNIGHT ON LISA

#mastoween #monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

Ha ha ha! Mamu slamming the doors open like a parent walking in on the teens making out :P #Monsterdon

oh my god are we really getting a "this woman belongs to ME" scene??? #Monsterdon

ok, next in line for he voodoo priestess, you should know better than to approach the undead like that

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

If someone were sitting up from their casket and saying "come here, don't be frightened" I'd give them a goedendag like a Flemish partisan.

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlaculaScream

strong #bechdelPass though #monsterdon

Now that is an entrance
#Monsterdon

If I die from blood loss due to two wounds on my neck, stake me before you "sit with the body," just in case. #Monsterdon

oh hi 𝚖̶𝚊̶𝚛̶𝚔̶ lisa

#monsterdon

The male vampires are looking super fly but Gloria looks like she got dragged through a hedge backwards?

#Monsterdon

you probably should not come closer, just a suggestion ma'am. #monsterdon

@Taweret Baby gurl, your chakras are all out of alignment

#monsterdon

Come, closer, I don't want to chase you.

#Monsterdon

Lesser Known Vampire Powers #352: Undead hair inflation #Monsterdon

She has ASMR voice! Kill her! #Monsterdon

She seems very trustworthy. You should go to her like she's asking.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon they were going to bury her in *that*?

"...Gloria ... G L O R I A ... Gloria!"

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlaculaScream

ok gloria is actually quite creepy #monsterdon

G-L-O-R-I-A!!!

#Monsterdon

i think her hair got bigger?
#Monsterdon

This movie might have more afro shadows per minute than any other movie made last millenium.
#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

https://youtu.be/yRYFKcMa_Ek

#monsterdon

Get ready for some girl-on-girl vamp action

#monsterdon

gloria's really into it too, great for her! #monsterdon

@north So the missing lore (that I have yet to see explained in any of these movies) is that the person who becomes a vampire has to drink the vampires blood in return, time/frequency of drinking varies by the origin of the story. Sometimes it's years of blood swapping, sometimes just once.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon she's like "I'm not seeing this am i?"

Best bat graphics we've seen so far #Monsterdon

"I forgot my contacts." #Monsterdon

Becoming a vampire doesn't impart extra charm, Willis needs a few centuries to catch up with Mamuwalde. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon so we've got mamuwalde wandering around killing people for funsies, with a thing for lisa; and willis just hanging around the house waiting for people to show up to kill

@north i think usually the victim has to intend to become a vampire to become one? #monsterdon

Don't forget to season your necklaces.

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlaculaScream

That's a really fresh outfit for a corpse-sitting #Monsterdon

ohh and ranunculus and gerbs mmhmm
#Monsterdon

so can someone explain when a vampire bite causes you to turn into a vampirea d when does it kill you? #Monsterdon

falling asleep here folks, sorry if i fall behind

#monsterdon