Make my Funk the Fang Funk

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Bracula is rocking an infinity-brow #monsterdon

@SRLevine @RobynGoodfellow Fair point 👍

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why is there lounge music

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It's good to see Blackula again, tho. He was soooo good in the original.

I like the freeze frame.

"Remember me? I'm in this movie too!"
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This title sequence shows that you can do a lot with very little. #Monsterdon

It's actually German for "The Blacula, the" #Monsterdon

That is an interestingly jaunty tune to cut your opening credits into from that scene

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SCREAM
BLACULA
SCREAM

in playful teen beach movie font! #Monsterdon

Oh, good. There is plenty of saxophone in the theme music. I was worried.

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That was a music choice.

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Credits: A+ no notes
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Oh wow, didn't even twig to part where that was all pre-credits

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@diazona @RobynGoodfellow No it would be great, it's dinner AND dessert all together!

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Alright that’s a theme song! #monsterdon

drum solo

Spider-Drac, where are you comin' from, Spider-Drac, nobody knows who you are!

#TheElectricCompany #IYKYK

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Aaaaaand titles! #Monsterdon

okay, i am already here for this opener. #monsterdon

Good ritual to resurrect blacula's wardrobe as well #monsterdon

Me cheering at Blackula's arrival like Iron Man just dropped in on an Avengers movie.

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You would have a lousy Papa Loa, Willis. #Monsterdon

Uh, maybe summoning a vampire instead of, I don't know, a campaign manager, was a mistake

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"Moopsy!" #monsterdon

Well, he's not the first amateur necromancer to get eaten by his summon. #Monsterdon

Are those French cuffs on Blacula? Nice!

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why does the music sound vaguely bond like
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This does not seem to be going quite according to plan. #Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

The look of a man who would have rather stayed dead than answer your call.

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Gotta shave those cheeks #monsterdon

Forget muttonchops, those are full-on NY strip steaks. #Monsterdon

@brooke Makes complete sense for voodoo rituals as well 👍

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Missing last week's nicotine stains on the fangs tbh

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Close up of teeth!! My favorite Bingo square!!

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#Monsterdon mamuwalde needs to touch up his facial hair

his clothes resurrected too

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Nos-fro-atu...
I'll see myself out.
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@amyfou Vampire shanks. #Monsterdon

See Willis this is what you get for not specifying "and when you come back to life you will help me secure power in my voodoo sect" as a clause in your resurrection spell? DID YOU LEARN NOTHING FROM YOUR MAMA?

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Blacula is backula! #monsterdon

Blacula is gonna be mad when he wakes up all ashy now
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why does he have hair going up to his eyes
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so from a paraphysical / spiritual point of view, does the resurrection of the regalia with him imply that Blackula is self-actualising, ala angels?

#mastoween #monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

Where did he get the clothes? #Monsterdon

Should have just gone with sous vide and saved a lot of trouble #monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow The ritual is really good! #monsterdon

Nice product placement Coors! #monsterdon

our boy's back! #monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow It would be awkward to come back to (un)life during a fire ritual while some dude is toasting a s'more over you

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Blackula did not appreciate being risen at this time of the morning, neck pinch for you!

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Wait wait wait wait wait.. Where the HELL did the cape come from? #Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

Coors, the champagne of bad beers #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe No no no man, do NOT walk away from a supposedly-failed summoning without closing things off! #Monsterdon #ScreamBlaculaScream

This is why you don't wander off just because the fuse has gone out. You never know when it'll go off. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Cancel Coors!

the silver lining is, he has a nice tooth necklace to wear with his houndstooth suit now. #monsterdon

I fell asleep! Too many late nights messing with my computer the past few days! So I'm starting #Monsterdon ten minutes late.

Oh dang are we not even gonna get to see the bones reforming into Blacula?

BOOOOOOO

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@Taweret Just tell him they are not skid marks, he'll be happy! #Monsterdon

In the 2024 version of this ritual, the dude would use google to look up the words to say. The AI would sputter some bullshit that he'd say it. Then he'd get a damp sandwich, and that would be it. #monsterdon

HAHAHAHAH that fire was hot. Time for a Coors?!

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Nice barbequed ribs

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[Beep]

Your ritual is very important to us. Please, stay on the skull and a representative of unearthly powers will be with you shortly.

Your ritual is very important to us...

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Topless, with a can of drink, wandering around a mansion. Yup, that's what you get with your avera house sitter

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Starting #monsterdon with @Haileyeliah and the kids

Tonight's feature, Scream Blackula, Scream

Join us every Sunday night for another terrible monster flick!

Nothing like a beer after a good revenge ritual.

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This guy's kicking himself for sourcing his bones from tumblr #monsterdon

uhhhh scary zooom
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the rest of the movie is him hallucinating from the carbon monoxide poisoning

#mastoween #monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

Hey wait, who's Mansion is Big Willis in?

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

He gave up so easily, but if I had a cold Coors banquet beer waiting, I’d probably do the same. #Monsterdon

We don't have enough fires in the MIDDLE of the room anymore.

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That's why you use a chimney starter, man. Lighter fluid's not enough. #Monsterdon

hate it when I sacrifice a pigeon and set fire to a bunch of bones and all that happens is they turn brownish black
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good job man now you just have some burned bones

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Oops.. Oh well. You can always make s'mores Willis. #Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

#Monsterdon FBI cameras in the 1970s had those cube flash bulbs. Ruined a lot of covert operations. #Monsterdon #CheapFacts

Umm, that kind of fire indoors can't be good.

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#monsterdon Me IRL trying to make the soundcard work in Linux. Minus the animal sacrifice

in a saucy motel? what? (^_^) #monsterdon

So to resurrect Blackula you need the blood of a jive turkey, check. The ritual must be done in the middle of day for night, check.
#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

is it christmas because santa is going to be REALLY confused if so

#mastoween #monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

Is Lisa just holding her partner's hand while he naps? #monsterdon

[subtitles just now]

"[chants in voodoo]"

Listen Mr Subtitles, if you don't know what the man is saying, you can just say so.

No shame!
#monsterdon

Would be nice if my rituals got that kind of reaction while I'm working them.

Oh well, I suppose I can settle for coincidences most of the time 😅

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his landlord is not gonna love the scorch marks on the ceiling

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This scene was the inspiration for When Doves Cry.

When I depart into the Great Beyond I want to be cremated just like this #Monsterdon

They need to slow down. Having a hard time taking notes here.

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlaculaScream

@davesdogmaggie It knew it was out of this movie! #Monsterdon

Pam just remembered she left the iron on. #Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

@north To the extent that everything about this movie is confused, yes

actually TBH it makes an unusual amount of sense for #Monsterdon

@Taweret Normal Sunday night around here.

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Magic works better when it's French, we all know that. #Monsterdon

No no, that skeleton is DC not AC! You fool! sparks fly

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dont do doves like that
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By the bones of Blackula!
#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

"And we sprinkle in a little soy sauce before we bring it to the table and voila!" #Monsterdon