@moira it's true

It's like the rule from Zombieland about cardio. Same holds when dealing with vampires I assume.

#Monsterdon

Was a pretty pigeon #monsterdon

"...ooooooh, shit" says the bird.

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlaculaScream

Oh, no. Not the pigeon!

Someone tell me when it's over?

#monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

...So did Blacula have like four legs? That's a lotta femurs in that pile. #Monsterdon

We put a bird on it! #monsterdon

OH NO

BIRD NO

#monsterdon

This is what is sounds like with doves *aaaaaaaaack* #Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

i'm not gonna end up rooting for the guy with a necklace made of teeth am i

#monsterdon

Aren't there like too many femurs in that pile? Non-human to boot.

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlaculaScream

#monsterdon please don't kill the bird

BIRDIE NOOOOOOOOOO!

#Monsterdon

He def killed that bird. #Monsterdon

Sliding into #Monsterdon a few minutes late but I can't miss the King of Cartoons as Count Blackula!

oh no not the bird #monsterdon

Is this what it sounds like...

when doves cry?

#monsterdon

@Victorsigmoid whut? the group? 🎶 #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon what are these bones? they don't all go together

BIRDIE!

#Monsterdon

If no one wears a pied-de-poule jacket to my funeral I will be sure my life has been a waste #monsterdon

voodoo priest is such a difficult career path #Monsterdon

🦖 #MONSTERDON 🎞️

🧛 70s Dracula Spectacula Trivia ⚰️

Voodoo (the Hollywood version) was hot during 1973. Also featured prominently in the James Bond film Live and Let Die.

My man has swept a LOT of dust under the rug.... #monsterdon

What's he going to do with that bird....

#monsterdon

y'know i have to admit our blackula resurrection agent is kinda stacked

#mastoween #monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

good way to keep core stability, hold lit candles and dont drop the hot wax on your abs. very crossfit
#Monsterdon

Blacula is lookin' good. He's lost weight. #Monsterdon

Blorgo is in this movie, apparently #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🧛 ⚰️ 🦇 😱 😱

Those were some lapels

How am I supposed to relate to what's going on in this movie without a 45-minute home-stay real estate transaction first. #Monsterdon

This is how we treat people who spread unfounded allegations, brother #monsterdon

The powah of a .... crown royal bag.

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlaculaScream

@YsengrinWolf It's like pixellated po... nuthin! #Monsterdon

"I ain't afraid of no ghost!"

#Monsterdon

dang if someone out there is just sitting on some stuff that restores all past indignities speak up #monsterdon

Everyone in that room be like:

#monsterdon

@fabio

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

"I look after the place while the jive turkey's away." #Monsterdon

@nhgeek can i have some plz #monsterdon

@Louisa I will gladly take this over the half-hour of screwing around we get in some of these movies.

#monsterdon

bonds? this man has a strange amount of faith in low-yield financial investments

#mastoween #monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

✅ Dirt! #Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo

Or should I day, Dr. Pam Grier, as she has an honorary doctorate from the University of Maryland Eastern Shore #monsterdon

I'm really distracted by the proportions on the brim of this guy's hat #Monsterdon

I, too, have too much power. #monsterdon

Prince vs. Lionel Ritchie
#monsterdon

@mikalai yeah, daddy, you 'dig +AXFR' it

#monsterdon

Was that a vampire voodo doll?

#Monsterdon

(Grady from Sanford and Son. Dang y'all are young!)

#monsterdon

Is that Grady from Sanford and Son? :P #Monsterdon

And his pantsuit was like a television tuned to a dead channel...

#monsterdon

That box was suuuuuper well hidden #monsterdon

How not to.love this 70s wardrobe? This is true #monsterdon stuff!

Hey, it's Black Torgo! ...Blorgo? #Monsterdon

Black Gandalf? #Monsterdon

Will maybe keep up tonight, night sure since I'm not feeling the best. Also a minute behind, so I might end up lost and confused by skipping forward.

#Monsterdon

The FASHION in all the blacula movies is so good #monsterdon

What’s Willis talking about? #Monsterdon

Funerals are always so dramatic. I guess we're just lucky they didn't read the will right there. #Monsterdon

It's the love child of Grady and Torgo!

#monsterdon

@diazona no, you can't stop me from drinking whenever I want!

#monsterdon

All those clothes in the same room constitute a fire hazard.

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlaculaScream

#Monsterdon this is worse than the HOA meeting after Old Biddie Goldbaum died

That black & white patterned suit really makes a statement.

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlaculaScream

@blogdiva way better the red than the avocado and burnt sienna

#mastoween #monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

Lisa, Lisa, Lisa...

#monsterdon
#ScreamBlackulaScream

"be seeing you" in pieces, if there's any justice. #monsterdon

@ricci Drinking game?

(though mixing any kind of drinking game with #Monsterdon seems like a particularly risky idea)

I like to imagine they totally would have voted for him until he started shouting. It was just a formality.
#monsterdon

"Dig it?!" #Monsterdon

The wows of the order of the #monsterdon:

- We shall alert the townsfolk to place a temporary mute sigil on this hashtag should they prefer not to join us in the night.
- We shall use the Bingo
- We shall discuss the poor life choices of the characters.
- We shall also judge the toxic patterns of behavior they may fall into.

Have an auspicious night

Big Willis, nobody will take you seriously with that outfit #monsterdon

The Star Trek uniforms we should have had.

#Monsterdon

Here! Started the movie on time but still getting stuff put away after work.

Also. I have that stained glass owl bell somewhere... spooky!

#Monsterdon

Whatever happened to fighting over grandmas old credenza? #Monsterdon

Voodoo politics is rough. #Monsterdon

The 70s. Embarrassing. It’s like that era Klingons do not speak of.

#Monsterdon

Big Willis probably makes most of his own problems huh

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

That guy really put his whole face into that shove. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe Eh, not on non-Apple devices, oh well #monsterdon

Should we count how many times someone says "dig it"?

#monsterdon

TESTIFY

#Monsterdon

"You jive ass bitch!"

People don't know how to put each other down like they used to.

#monsterdon

What you talkin' about Big Willis. #Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

Oh you not so big, Big Willis. #Monsterdon

Yeah, I'm sure he'd be a great leader...

#monsterdon

"you're all in trouble"
sir, i think we already know. we DID sign up for this. #monsterdon

I came here for Pam Grier and so far things are looking pretty good #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe Apparently it is!

#monsterdon

I could provide some guidance on a revocable trust, if only she had asked.

#monsterdon
#ScreamBlackulaScream

Willis is about to make the biggest mistake of his life. #monsterdon

Big Willis is not a fan of democracy.

#monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

That's a way to convince people to vote for you.

#Monsterdon

Whatcha talking 'bout Willis ...

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlaculaScream

I am missing a lot of context here already

#Monsterdon

And also that sweater. And that other jacket.

#monsterdon

@jonny we appear to be starting with electoral politics, so I think we're good #monsterdon

you can't swear In a Dracula movie

#monsterdon

damn, her eyelashes! #monsterdon

Looks like he could flap those lapels and fly away. #monsterdon