That was the best way to say "you're grounded!" ever #Monsterdon

@nev Immortality just isn 't worth the cost.

#monsterdon

Do da de do da de blraaawq

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Cool cool cool

I think this guy buys his clothes at Dan Flashes. #Monsterdon

Your "old lady" may get "dead on your case", but Blacula will get UNdead on your case. #Monsterdon

Someone didn't read the terms of agreement on that ritual!
#Monsterdon

Blackula you are wearing that tie wrong... but it looks really good on you. So carry on.
#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

Lol sartorial tantrum. He keeps saying face but I know it's his outfit he wants to see.

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

So do we think this is a universe that actually includes the Dracula novel? Or ANY adaptation of the story?

Since we know this is a universe that does contain the actual Dracula, and all... 🤔

So is Willis justified it not having any genre savviness about the results of getting vamped?

#Monsterdon

The also don't seem to matter as much?

#monsterdon

This one has a topless hero, interpersonal conflict, DRAMATIC LIGHTNING, and violence to small animals in the first eight minutes!

Blackula, like Brahm Stoker's Dracula, has a beard #monsterdon

"How do I look?" he asks Blackula, whose fashion sense has had only four-ish days to update from the 16th century.

#monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

He also wants to go to a party #monsterdon

Dude's gonna *really* be thrilled when they invent selfie sticks.

Can't use DSLRs though.

#monsterdon

i dunno about the tie, but that jacket is phenomenal. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Blackula is irritated that the man who resurrected him is a twit.

"How do I look?"

Like you're trying to match patterns that don't work together. #Monsterdon

Aww damn. He looks so fl but he can never see that anymore.
#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

It is, indeed, a shame that he can no longer admire his outfits.

#monsterdon

she gonna get DEAD in my case?

#mastoween #monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

"How do I look?" Like you made a suit out of my grandmother's curtains. #Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

@bunnyhero Would a vampire mess up a laser? I mean you have the Breewster angle... #Monsterdon

I *NEED* that suit for Halloween #monsterdon

Dude is really disappointed he can’t check his outfits anymore. #monsterdon

Title song: Torment

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlaculaScream

is that collar as fashion-forward as I think it is? I mean I thought huge collars were later?

#mastoween #monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

I need this suit in the worst way.

#Monsterdon

just like with blacula 1, inject everything that william marshall says straight into my veins #monsterdon

Great, we got a whiny, egotistical baby vampire >_> #Monsterdon

I don't mind being a vampire, but not seeing this gorgeous face ever again wasn't part of the deal!

#Monsterdon

So get one of those fast drawing carnival sketch artists to draw you, dude.

#monsterdon
#ScreamBlackulaScream

Vampire transitions go much faster in this one that the previous fare

#monsterdon

You jivin! 😡 I don't even know if I wana go now

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

@cheribaker 👍

#Monsterdon

Willie has an even *more* stylish suit! Vamprism be good for him!

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlaculaScream

This guy should have watched a movie or something before summoning a vampire. #Monsterdon

The other misfortune is that in his case, it did *not* improve fashion sense.

#monsterdon

I guess he won't ever see what it looks like on him either

"How do I look man?"

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon *rofl* priorities

Why is vampire clothing invisible?
#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

So... he can't see the clothes in the mirror?

#Monsterdon

I don't mind being a vampire and all that shit #monsterdon

+1 jive or jive variant #monsterdon

A drink of blood mixed with beer is basically a michelada #monsterdon

When you become a vampire, your blazer gets even cooler #monsterdon

#monsterdon I can't see my bouffant

Taking a shot every time they say jive
#Monsterdon

so loving all thse elaborate wallpapers... and suits

#Monsterdon

@mattgriffin "I can't see myself!" Maybe you can't see your outfit, but we can all hear it. #monsterdon

Lmfaooooooo tfw you get vampirized and you can't check out your sick fit in the mirror #Monsterdon

I vote we use that theme song as our #Monsterdon lobby music.

@srol

I liked them, just not for this movie

#monsterdon

after all, what's the point of looking so good if you can't appreciate it yourself. #monsterdon

this mirror stopped working! i'm going to have to send it back

#monsterdon

"Hey what's this, man?"

What's up with the voodoo priest who doesn't know anything about vampire lore? #Monsterdon

Mirror needs a firmware update #Monsterdon

Can’t check that bomb outfit anymore lol #monsterdon

blackula so smug xD

#mastoween #monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

So what was this guy expecting to happen when he performed the ritual?

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlaculaScream

Vampire jazz!

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlaculaScream

Damn. Blackula sucked the style right out of him. #Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

Love it when the moon casts such sharp shadows at night #monsterdon

Now THAT'S some TERRIBLE fucking day for night #Monsterdon

@Taweret vampires are incorporeal beings. Their clothes are part of it. Otherwise they'd look stupid in mirrors. Like that one scene from The Invisible Man. #Monsterdon

As a classic Call of Cthulhu gotcha: Summoning the monster and binding the monster to your will are DIFFERENT roles, and you really hope you fail the summon role and not the binding roll.

The man has failed the second roll. #Monsterdon

Oh god, he's a cheerful thrall >_> #Monsterdon

This is my favorite scene with Willis. #monsterdon

Awesome! “Hey blood.”

#Monsterdon

I don't think I've *ever* seen a tie with that pattern before, holy shit

#monsterdon

Damn, this intro sequence is worth the watch #monsterdon

Are we going to get to a land transaction now?
#Monsterdon

Croissant arms are the new wings. #monsterdon

@yatsu Did anyone consider telling them they were making a horror movie?

#monsterdon

@athena_rising If we learned anything from the past few weeks of #Monsterdon I feel like it has to be

Those were some real nice-and-mellow credits. Very relaxing #Monsterdon

After an evening of calling demons, I love to relax with a nice cold “Coors” before a vampire bites me

#Monsterdon #Blackula

#monsterdon Vampire from Ipanema?

Soon will be making another run…🎵🎵🎵

#Monsterdon

Could you say that Blackula made a habit of resurrection? ​:blobhaj_mlem:​

#monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

Easy listening funk?

#monsterdon

@trixter 1973, i believe, that's why (^_^) #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Was the extreme zoom necessary?

The title song is called "Torment" question mark?

#monsterdon
#ScreamBlackulaScream

naar,. you didn't produce this mate

#mastoween #monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

Homoerotic first bite. Nice.
#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

Title song: Torment

Yeah.

#Monsterdon

Did we seriously go 13.5 minutes in before we got the intro credits?

#Monsterdon

i've got nothing to say about this movie so far it's just completely good in every way and this mid-intro title sequence is just like a victory lap around that goodness #monsterdon

Introducing Richard Lawson as Willis. (short introduction) #Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

tonight on the CBS Sunday Movie

#mastoween #monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

Title song: "Torment." Nice.

#Monsterdon

We have animated bat wing flapping!

#Monsterdon

Oh no, what if Blacula comes to life and finds me in this empty mansion with my shirt off 😉

Shit, fuck

#Monsterdon

*There's* that soundtrack we were all craving!

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlaculaScream

I'm guessing he didn't read the instructions all the way through to the part that would have kept him from getting immediately bitten #monsterdon

music composed and conducted by KARL MARX... oh, no, wait, Bill Marx.

#monsterdon

Richard Lawson as WILLIS! What *is* he talkin' 'bout? #Monsterdon

I'm loving the title music #Monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow Cape Town #monsterdon