#Monsterdon ummmm ... I'll have what she's having?

Oh the professor has the stink eye for Blacula!

#Monsterdon

damn man. i wish i could autism infodump my way into a cool party. is that a vampire power?
#Monsterdon

@moira no, vampire maim, aunty mom's sister! #Monsterdon

I bet it's cursed

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Vampsplaining

This party's got a real "everyone's parked by a meter" vibe #Monsterdon

YOU STOLE BLACULA'S BLING!? #Monsterdon

This is starting to look like a job for Jefferson Twilight, blacula hunter. #Monsterdon

hardly, i was there when the guy made it, dude. #monsterdon

@ricci

I think it's just the flunkie vampire Willis and everyone else was visiting him.

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

and here I thought my house had too much crap in it.
#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

@apLundell #JustVampireThings

#Monsterdon

AGAIN MAMUWALDE!?
#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

Obvious undercover cop spotted at the party.

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlaculaScream

One of these women is doomed! #Monsterdon

"...hey lets start a band called the Soul Suckers!"

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlaculaScream

AAAAH AHH AHHH AAAH AAAAAH *faints* #monsterdon

more like Scream, White Lady, Scream #monsterdon

There needs to be a live band playing at this party for true #monsterdon energy.

Key party!!! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon *meanwhile, at the party* this party needs exactly two more vampires to really hit the jackpot

@north @Crazypedia I kind of wonder if that was just because she got tired of screaming

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auntie mame just went up that staircase before the shot

#mastoween #monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

Willis. Are you turning into a werewolf? Them eyebrows man.
#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

"Ahhh, geeze. I hate it when they scream like that. Look, lady, say I go and brush my teeth first, okay?"

#monsterdon

...Isn't this the house from I Accuse My Parents? #Monsterdon

Does everyone in this movie live in the same house?

#monsterdon

Oh sure, just faint. I'm so disappointed in this victim.

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

Ok enough screaming, we get it #monsterdon

Ah, I see vampirism gave Blacula cheek hair, but it gave Willis supereyebrows

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@Crazypedia To be fair, mission accomplished

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it was subtle, but that slurp when he bit her!

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

Stop gumming her, boy #Monsterdon

Tastes like chicken. #Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

y'know there are way easier places to get at the blood than the neck

You gotta go through a lot of muscle to get there

I mean maybe they like things meaty but

#mastoween #monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

yeah, go ahead kid. bon apatite #monsterdon

@jonny It’s got to have something to do with silver. Mirrors. Film. Bullets. #Monsterdon

Gotta bring along a white woman if you want the full vampire screaming experience i guess

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How are you getting enough air to keep screaming like that ... oh, nevermind, she's down.

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlaculaScream

This mansion's doors are installed in a novel way. Any stranger can just wander in from the outside, but leaving requires a key. #Monsterdon

Is it OK?
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🧛 ⚰️ 🦇 😱 😱

The wallpaper, the staircase candelabra -- 100% 🏆

almost 30 minutes in, blacula has not screamed once
#Monsterdon

What's on the vampire's face? Blood? Soot? I know bloody tears are part of vampire lore, but these aren't tear tracks...

#Monsterdon

@JoeWynne @blogdiva "I could do with a bit o peril!" #WrongMovie #Monsterdon

Vampire slurping

#monsterdon

Jeez lady, chill!

#Monsterdon

Wait, do you play dead with vampires or warewolves?
#Monsterdon

thank you, jeez. ma'am. #monsterdon

I thought Blackula was supposed to be doing the screaming. #Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

Now that Willis is a vampire, he too has all the powers of the night that don't require expensive special effects #monsterdon

That is THE longest scream scene I’ve ever witnessed.
#Monsterdon

she is next, wow, these vampires move quick!

#monsterdon

Work the terror, guys #monsterdon

#monsterdon she got paid by volume

Ma'am, I'm gonna have to ask you to tone it down a notch.

...Yeah that'll do. #Monsterdon

Okay, yes, you know how to scream. We're convinced. #Monsterdon

Wow lots of vampire action! This movie DELIVERS! #monsterdon

Something I always struggle with in vampire movies is distinguishing between:

A) Just a 'lil sip
B) Full exsanguination
C) You're a vampire now
#Monsterdon

I think they hired her because of her scream.

#Monsterdon

Wait, she just fainted out of White Feminism?

#monsterdon

the only acting direction they gave her was "Scream"

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

Is tonight the night that Blacula learns to feed without making a new vampire?

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlaculaScream

So Willis is Blacula's latest vampire beeotch #Monsterdon

He looks like he's going out for a drink. #Monsterdon

@jonny little know fact, vampires cannot be filmed, these movies are all fictional #monsterdon

okay, points for at least trying different doors, but i still doubt she's gonna make it out of this film alive. #monsterdon

Mute this hashtag if you don't want to hear from the #monsterdon crew tonight!

Willis, you're a vampire, not a zombie. Move like one.

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlaculaScream

Willis doesn't really have the Vampire Stalk down yet, huh. #Monsterdon

For once can we have a vampire that understands the concept of consent?

#Monsterdon

We should bring wallpaper back, so much nicer then boring, plain walls. I swear, fuck minimalism. #Monsterdon

It’s time for SUDDEN BLACULA! #monsterdon

So, in a movie like this, wearing a dashiki is being like a red shirt on star trek, huh?

#monsterdon

@CactuarJoe

murder: check

dinner: check

mystery: TBD

#Monsterdon

So this family of vampires all get extra facial hair when they're thirsty. Okay.

#Monsterdon

I'm so here for the 70s fashions and furnishings. Also if Liberace was a vampire, his crib would totally look like this

#Monsterdon

The most horrifying aspect of tonight's feature is all of the political ads on Tubi.
#Monsterdon

is that thr same guy? did his eyebrows grow instantaneously up his head?
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Elaine is sporting a Pricilla Presley vibe.

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@blogdiva
You need protective eyewear to stand in front of her.

#Monsterdon

Scream Blacula Scream (1973)

https://tube.me.jon-e.net/w/pb5JByeUEnnQF9Lc8n8eP5

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You could store the entire 70s into that mansion #monsterdon

Jazz comes over to see the Fresh Prince of Darkness and gets roughed up by Uncle, as expected #Monsterdon

oh, seconds already?

#mastoween #monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

Louis cannot come to the phone right now, please try again later. #monsterdon

now THAT'S a good death scream. Willis's was just a letdown #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon
Titles -- exactly as they should be!
Also, the weirdly easy-listening music of the early 70s!

Why go out when you can order in?

#monsterdon

Aaaaand that, ladies and gentlemen, is why they call it Scream Blacula Scream.

#Monsterdon

Everybody screaming, except Blacula. Hmm. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I'm sorry, but that is a 3/10 vampire attack. Pre-attack pose was kinda lame

Love the viny wallpaper.

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

Blacula Visits The Overlook Hotel

#monsterdon

@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza @moira@mastodon.murkworks.net "Bueller?"

#monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

@north same

Especially if it means having a dimly lit house

#Monsterdon

"Welcome to my Murder Mystery Dinner!" #Monsterdon