Fired from my professorship of physics because "it's not real you fucking asshole" is a reason to deny my research into why vampires don't appear in mirrors. Small minds!!!
I like how he's in Mamuwalde Normal Human mode at this party but dressed more Draculaesque than previously #monsterdon
@trixter I mean... 70's, but also he pulls it off well
Don't make eyes with a vampire!! #monsterdon
I didn't mean to intrude, I'm just extremely charismatic and tall, so I go wherever I want
@catzilla depends upon how public the area is
Oh well. Elaine probably wasn't good at dancing anyhow #monsterdon
Donβt vampires need to be invited? #monsterdon
I will never get over that voice. Just.. DAMN. #Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream
I just saw #monsterdon trending in my stream, and it make me think of a spooky reboot of Star Trek: Enterprise, starting Scott Drakula
That was a thrilling scene. Drac is smart, he knows his stuff. He's impressing the locals. I'm sure this is a situation where Marshall asked for enhancements to the script, and it shows.
@davesdogmaggie @jonny According to the commentary in my copy of Dracula (by an English prof) it was due to mirrors reflecting the soul: Since Vampires didn't have them, they didn't show in mirrors.
The whole silver connection is a modern explanation.
There's Frieda Rentie in a pink sari!!! π
Dude, forget vampirism, go into archeology. I want to hear your dissertation. I'm begging you.
"Here, vampire, take my wife into the back rooms where I stash all my most valuable artifacts!" #Monsterdon
@Taweret if you have a more 'interview with the vampire' kind of vampire universe (i have only seen the show), where there are lots of regional vampires that sort of know each other but keep clear of each other because they are territorial, you'd imagine that there would be some vampire that has gotten some hidden monopoly on mirror manufacturing that can keep them non-vampire-reflective out of respect for tradition #monsterdon
Suddenly party #monsterdon
I am called Mamuwalde, but everyone calls me (deeeeeep sigh) Blacula. #Monsterdon
Oh no!
Dr Daystrom was a Vampire?
#Monsterdon
#Monsterdon ummmm ... I'll have what she's having?
Oh the professor has the stink eye for Blacula!
damn man. i wish i could autism infodump my way into a cool party. is that a vampire power?
#Monsterdon
@moira no, vampire maim, aunty mom's sister! #Monsterdon
I bet it's cursed
#monsterdon Vampsplaining
This party's got a real "everyone's parked by a meter" vibe #Monsterdon
YOU STOLE BLACULA'S BLING!? #Monsterdon
This is starting to look like a job for Jefferson Twilight, blacula hunter. #Monsterdon
hardly, i was there when the guy made it, dude. #monsterdon
I think it's just the flunkie vampire Willis and everyone else was visiting him.
and here I thought my house had too much crap in it.
#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream
AGAIN MAMUWALDE!?
#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream
Obvious undercover cop spotted at the party.
One of these women is doomed! #Monsterdon
"...hey lets start a band called the Soul Suckers!"
AAAAH AHH AHHH AAAH AAAAAH *faints* #monsterdon
There needs to be a live band playing at this party for true #monsterdon energy.
more like Scream, White Lady, Scream #monsterdon
Key party!!! #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon *meanwhile, at the party* this party needs exactly two more vampires to really hit the jackpot
auntie mame just went up that staircase before the shot
@north @Crazypedia I kind of wonder if that was just because she got tired of screaming
Willis. Are you turning into a werewolf? Them eyebrows man.
#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream
"Ahhh, geeze. I hate it when they scream like that. Look, lady, say I go and brush my teeth first, okay?"
...Isn't this the house from I Accuse My Parents? #Monsterdon
Does everyone in this movie live in the same house?
Ok enough screaming, we get it #monsterdon
Oh sure, just faint. I'm so disappointed in this victim.
Ah, I see vampirism gave Blacula cheek hair, but it gave Willis supereyebrows
@Crazypedia To be fair, mission accomplished
it was subtle, but that slurp when he bit her!
Stop gumming her, boy #Monsterdon
Tastes like chicken. #Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream
y'know there are way easier places to get at the blood than the neck
You gotta go through a lot of muscle to get there
I mean maybe they like things meaty but
yeah, go ahead kid. bon apatite #monsterdon
@jonny Itβs got to have something to do with silver. Mirrors. Film. Bullets. #Monsterdon
Gotta bring along a white woman if you want the full vampire screaming experience i guess
How are you getting enough air to keep screaming like that ... oh, nevermind, she's down.
This mansion's doors are installed in a novel way. Any stranger can just wander in from the outside, but leaving requires a key. #Monsterdon
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Is it OK?
#monsterdon
almost 30 minutes in, blacula has not screamed once
#Monsterdon
#Monsterdon π§ β°οΈ π¦ π± π±
The wallpaper, the staircase candelabra -- 100% π
What's on the vampire's face? Blood? Soot? I know bloody tears are part of vampire lore, but these aren't tear tracks...
@JoeWynne @blogdiva "I could do with a bit o peril!" #WrongMovie #Monsterdon
Vampire slurping
Jeez lady, chill!
Wait, do you play dead with vampires or warewolves?
#Monsterdon
thank you, jeez. ma'am. #monsterdon
I thought Blackula was supposed to be doing the screaming. #Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream
Now that Willis is a vampire, he too has all the powers of the night that don't require expensive special effects #monsterdon
she is next, wow, these vampires move quick!
That is THE longest scream scene Iβve ever witnessed.
#Monsterdon
Work the terror, guys #monsterdon
#monsterdon she got paid by volume
Ma'am, I'm gonna have to ask you to tone it down a notch.
...Yeah that'll do. #Monsterdon
Okay, yes, you know how to scream. We're convinced. #Monsterdon
Wow lots of vampire action! This movie DELIVERS! #monsterdon
Something I always struggle with in vampire movies is distinguishing between:
A) Just a 'lil sip
B) Full exsanguination
C) You're a vampire now
#Monsterdon
I think they hired her because of her scream.
the only acting direction they gave her was "Scream"
Is tonight the night that Blacula learns to feed without making a new vampire?
#Monsterdon #ScreamBlaculaScream
He looks like he's going out for a drink. #Monsterdon
So Willis is Blacula's latest vampire beeotch #Monsterdon
@jonny little know fact, vampires cannot be filmed, these movies are all fictional #monsterdon
okay, points for at least trying different doors, but i still doubt she's gonna make it out of this film alive. #monsterdon
Mute this hashtag if you don't want to hear from the #monsterdon crew tonight!
Willis, you're a vampire, not a zombie. Move like one.
Willis doesn't really have the Vampire Stalk down yet, huh. #Monsterdon
For once can we have a vampire that understands the concept of consent?
So, in a movie like this, wearing a dashiki is being like a red shirt on star trek, huh?
We should bring wallpaper back, so much nicer then boring, plain walls. I swear, fuck minimalism. #Monsterdon
Itβs time for SUDDEN BLACULA! #monsterdon
So this family of vampires all get extra facial hair when they're thirsty. Okay.
I'm so here for the 70s fashions and furnishings. Also if Liberace was a vampire, his crib would totally look like this
The most horrifying aspect of tonight's feature is all of the political ads on Tubi.
#Monsterdon
is that thr same guy? did his eyebrows grow instantaneously up his head?
#Monsterdon