Not having a reflection does have it's advantages like you don't even have to try sometimes #Monsterdon

perfect setup with the makeup in the mirror!

#monsterdon

that's really gonna be annoying for him if he has to shave after every drink. #monsterdon

That post-coital face...

#Monsterdon

I like this woman, think I'll exanguinate her sister #monsterdon

Dinner with a smile!

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlaculaScream

#Monsterdon Blacula don't crackula

he couldn't resist after all :eyeroll:

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

why did the old white couple look like they were obligated to be there, like legally madated white people or something?
#Monsterdon

I never get tired of the ol' vampire-sneaks-up-on-someone-who-can't-see-them-because-they're-looking-behind-them-with-a-mirror scene #Monsterdon

Vampire from the back
#monsterdon
#ScreamBlackulaScream

The smooth sax solo continues during the uncomfortable blood sucking.

So weird.

#monsterdon

He don’t spill a drop. Props to the old man. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🧛 ⚰️ 🦇 😱 😱

Bead Curtain!

But I'm not, I repeat NOT looking behin- whoops never mind. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon she sees nothin gin the mirror behind her i love it

This is chomp victim #4, IIRC.

#Monsterdon

Loving the token senior white couple feeling very uncomfortable - they’re going to tell everyone that they have black friends later that evening #monsterdon

Bye Gloria. You’ll be missed. #Monsterdon

Why does he grow hair on his cheeks when he's being scary? Does he shave after every jump scare? #monsterdon

These outfits range from the best looking cloths I've ever seen, and the most aggressively terrible patterns ever put into a sewing machine. I don't recall so much terrible patterning in the lasts movie. I wonder if it is due to the move from NYC to New Orleans, or due to the passing years, or the taste of the person in charge of costumes? #Monsterdon

I’m regretfully missing out on #Monsterdon this week but hope everyone’s having a vonderful time 🧛‍♂️

@catzilla “Velcome to my Ted Talk.” #Monsterdon

You KNOW that wallpaper is flocked.

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This movie seems to take itself about as seriously as we all do.

#Monsterdon

@yogajedi Do screams count as dialogue? #monsterdon

@trixter @berniethewordsmith @Louisa or maybe eating the cat

...trying to eat the cat, I'm not sure he has the reflexes

#Monsterdon

lol, that white couple on the couch were a real jumpscare #Monsterdon

Next, dude's gonna take out a white grease pencil and mark out precisely where his jugular is. Leave a note with a list of his active medications and blood type. Set out a plasma separator and a couple bags for the leftovers. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I wanna go to this party, dang it.

@ricci Maybe this was when America was great #monsterdon

Who let the old white folks in?

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlaculaScream

#Monsterdon Herbert and Mildred from down the street got an invite, too, apparently.

WHO put the old white couple in this scene that fuckin rocks #monsterdon

#Monsterdon love the old white couple that's sitting down looking uncomfortable :D

The two token honkies #Monsterdon

Whose mom and dad were on that couch?

#Monsterdon

"I'm rather a night person"
😉😉😉😉 #monsterdon

@morganmay honestly. he's better at that than just about anybody.

#mastoween #monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

Every single person in this movie is more civilized that the entire cast of every other dracula movie we've watched, combined

#monsterdon

Will we be seeing you again?

Blackula: yes indeed (in your bedroom just before I bite you)!

#Monsterdon

Thesis : Voodoo: science or faith - by Blacula et al #monsterdon

Blacula has much more self-restraint than Dracula

#Monsterdon

Aunt Mary had that wallpaper. It was textured like crushed velvet. Damn 70s. #Monsterdon

SURE, GIVE THE VAMPIRE AN OPEN INVITATION

WHY NOT

#Monsterdon

Mamuwalde has too much style to eat and run.

#monsterdon

I must bleeding out.. be leaving.. I must be leaving. #Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

@berniethewordsmith @Louisa He'd be in a corner making friends with the cat.

#monsterdon

Only in the last 10 years? Is there a world ranking? #monsterdon

@SRLevine He gets super furry #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🧛 ⚰️ 🦇 😱 😱

Delighted that Blackula wears his cape to the party though

Voodoo science! Nothing can travel faster than the speed of ...... fright!

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlaculaScream

Wipe the drool off your chin, Mamu. #Monsterdon

Mamuwalde frowns at your voodoo dolls. Which looks like a mummy from Puppet Master.
#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

Will we get a Bechdel pass on this one?

#Monsterdon

snapping back into the plot after getting mentally sidetracked by the electromagnetism of vampires, and i'm wondering how everyone in his vicinity doesn't immediately surrender themselves as acolytes of william marshall #monsterdon

The Complex Science of Voodoo :ablobblewobbleslow: #Monsterdon

Look, tasty tasty blood!

#Monsterdon

"... change its destiny" into the lit match may be one of the suavest moves I've ever seen on film. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🧛 ⚰️ 🦇 😱 😱

But I'm unhappy with that leopard skin in the background it is sad

Just imagine: actual female characters. Smart ones. Competent ones.

#monsterdon

@Louisa Kinskis Nosferatu would lasted 5 minutes in that party. Too much social anxiety #monsterdon

#Monsterdon "LIsa's midichlorian levels are *off the charts*!"

Mamuwalde can crash ALL of my parties #Monsterdon

70s music is... still not good. Oh god I just saw an outfit entirely made out of paisley. I've gone blind.
#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

Dude just crashed this party and already has allllll the Mojo #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Gotta say this vampire knows how to play the part

Loving the token old white lady at the party #monsterdon

@jonny @noondlyt Wait this piece of vampire lore is new to me

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I just love how no matter how brutal the things he is saying are, this actor manages to make himself sound like the most sophisticated, urbane person in the room. #Monsterdon

With someone showing up in a cloak and no questions asked this party is either set in the 70s or at a college that ends in "institute of technology" any time in the past 30 years.

#Monsterdon

@OldRustBucket@universeodon.com yesss! #monsterdon #VentureBros

Yeah, HRT is like that, dude.

#monsterdon

The soundtrack, I dig it

More of this

#Monsterdon

No Pam... nooooo!!!!

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@noondlyt so they are already telepathic right? they actually don't interact with electromagnetism at all, so they just emit a telepathic image of themselves to all the biological beings around them. i wonder how their telepathic translator works such that it knows how to generate the appropriate percept across all different species and visual pathologies, etc. #monsterdon

@trixter it was the 70s so totally unremarkable

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Fired from my professorship of physics because "it's not real you fucking asshole" is a reason to deny my research into why vampires don't appear in mirrors. Small minds!!!

#Monsterdon

It's like she's taking a starving man to the artifact room by way of the kitchen :P #Monsterdon

I like how he's in Mamuwalde Normal Human mode at this party but dressed more Draculaesque than previously #monsterdon

@trixter I mean... 70's, but also he pulls it off well

#Monsterdon

Don't make eyes with a vampire!! #monsterdon

I didn't mean to intrude, I'm just extremely charismatic and tall, so I go wherever I want

#Monsterdon

@catzilla depends upon how public the area is

#mastoween #monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

Oh well. Elaine probably wasn't good at dancing anyhow #monsterdon

Don’t vampires need to be invited? #monsterdon

I will never get over that voice. Just.. DAMN. #Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

I just saw #monsterdon trending in my stream, and it make me think of a spooky reboot of Star Trek: Enterprise, starting Scott Drakula

#dadjokes #StarTrek

That was a thrilling scene. Drac is smart, he knows his stuff. He's impressing the locals. I'm sure this is a situation where Marshall asked for enhancements to the script, and it shows.

#monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie @jonny According to the commentary in my copy of Dracula (by an English prof) it was due to mirrors reflecting the soul: Since Vampires didn't have them, they didn't show in mirrors.

The whole silver connection is a modern explanation.

#Monsterdon

@socketwench for reals

#mastoween #monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

There's Frieda Rentie in a pink sari!!! 🎉

#Monsterdon

Dude, forget vampirism, go into archeology. I want to hear your dissertation. I'm begging you.

#monsterdon

"Here, vampire, take my wife into the back rooms where I stash all my most valuable artifacts!" #Monsterdon

I was alive in the 70s (barely) so I naturally hate the 70s, but some of the outfits... a few of the outfits... none of the clothes anyone white is wearing... Some of the close are damn good.
#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

@Taweret if you have a more 'interview with the vampire' kind of vampire universe (i have only seen the show), where there are lots of regional vampires that sort of know each other but keep clear of each other because they are territorial, you'd imagine that there would be some vampire that has gotten some hidden monopoly on mirror manufacturing that can keep them non-vampire-reflective out of respect for tradition #monsterdon

Blackula stole your girl at a party, what do you do?

#monsterdon

Suddenly party #monsterdon

I am called Mamuwalde, but everyone calls me (deeeeeep sigh) Blacula. #Monsterdon

Oh no!
Dr Daystrom was a Vampire?
#Monsterdon