And where'd he get the coffin? Sears? #Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

Where'd he get the coffin? I'm putting too much thought into this amn't I #Monsterdon

this basement is BEGGING for a tragic daylight accident

#mastoween #monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

Here, let me put my arm on you condescendingly while asking you for help.

#Monsterdon

With all the blood he's drank tonight, I"m sure Blackula has a food coma.

#Monsterdon

police are baffled

#monsterdon

@Taweret They did not. Guess it's like Clark Kent / Superman. There's kind of a blindness to the obvious.

#Monsterdon

Completely drained of blood!

Completely drained of blood?

[rollicking musical number starts]

#Monsterdon

Took him out Wile E. Coyote style. #monsterdon

Wait what?

Snakes and cows, and aeroplanes?

#Monsterdon

don’t answer that Justin #Monsterdon

Wait, you find a bloodless victim with puncture marks and your mind goes to VOODOO?!?!?

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

Bite marks on the neck, body drained of blood ... gotta be voodoo. The detective is very on the ball, yes?

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlaculaScream

@cheribaker Yes, I loved the Blacula-bat transformation and back again! #Monsterdon #ScreamBlaculaScream

Harley stop saying "voodoo" you sound a little more MAGA every time #monsterdon

remember phones?

#monsterdon

Those burnt umber pants are very tight when he turns around in a way I am enjoying very respectfully #Monsterdon

@Crazypedia all too accurate cop

#mastoween #monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

Well looks like this one won't pretend there are good cops #monsterdon

"Now even the uninitiated know" that this cop is about to be an unmitigated asshole. when do we toss HIS jive ass out the window. #monsterdon

"Completely drained a blood! I'm WALKIN' HEEEEAH" #Monsterdon

how are those things everyone supposedly knows of voodoo... i did not know this of voodoo, with the snakes and and blood drinking.
#Monsterdon

"Now even the uninitiated know that eeeeey gabba goooo" #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🧛 ⚰️ 🦇 😱 😱

The bat is the world's slowest flyer though poor thing!

"Want some company?" No thanks, just ate. #Monsterdon

That comb over is real terror. #Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

Blacula vs pimps?
#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

@apLundell Said as we are watching a movie about a vampire 😛

(I like the irony)

#Monsterdon

Was it normal to wear guns in holsters facing the other way for the hand on the other arm? Cuz that looks goofy af to me.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🧛 ⚰️ 🦇 😱 😱

I'm very impressed that the lady Blackula fed on was able to make it safely down the carpeted stairs in those platform shoes, so she could collapse into the fern

#monsterdon ACAB

Cops, on the other hand, do not need to be invited in

#monsterdon

Oh Mamu, no, c'mon, you can do better than that. #Monsterdon

that was a hell of a risk, you never know who is carrying around a silver switchblade #monsterdon

Blacula stands opposed to the exploitation of the worker! #monsterdon

Is it normal for pimps to mug random people? Seems like they'd have better things to do. #Monsterdon

"...you wouldn't like me when I'm fangry"

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlaculaScream

@moira BOOP!

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon This is what we do against ageism

*STAB* "...Oh. Sorry." #Monsterdon

Jive sighting

#Monsterdon

“Help, a woman with vampire bite marks has died in our party where there was also a mysterious guest in vampire outfit!” #monsterdon

so the button to make his facial hair pop out is in his stomach, interesting

#mastoween #monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

He punched Blacula so hard he grew sideburns! #Monsterdon

How are the pimps more tastefully dressed than Blenfield #monsterdon

Blacula does not dig.

#monsterdon

+1 jive or jive variant #monsterdon

There are two people in this movie; the ignorant and the suicidal #Monsterdon

Ah yes, the gay “cape” trope. #Monsterdon

@Crazypedia gosh wouldnt that make it easier to get a meal.

If I were vampire, I would go around leaving stagnant pools of water everywhere- just to breed the mosquitoes :)

#monsterdon

That is the most conservatively dressed lady of the night I've ever seen.

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

The pimps are jealous of his cape lol #monsterdon

"We're going to have to become anti-social and kick your ass".

Likely story.

#Monsterdon

well, it's nice when snacks walk right up and present themselves to you. #monsterdon

Dusting off the cap is a great touch. Mamuwalde is smooth even when he's a small flying rodent.
#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

Eat them.

Messily.

#monsterdon

These dudes are totally trying to mug Blackula. This is gonna end great. #Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

"Live" girls on stage? We'll see about that

#Monsterdon

(Lazslo Cravensworth voice) BAT!!! #monsterdon

#monsterdon ok, you can eat them

@blue Only in North America & Europe. In Australia, for example, they either become kangaroos or bower birds.

#monsterdon

'ya dig' number 3 from the pimps

#monsterdon

oh good

lunch

#mastoween #monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

20!
20 Attractive Girls!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! #Monsterdon

did the people at the party figure out that the lady who was obviously bitten by a vampire was probably bitten by the guy in the vampire outfit?

#monsterdon

Oh shit. It's the cops. Squeak. Squeak I say!
#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

#Monsterdon "want some pictures framed?" -- the prostitute outside aaron bros

Smorgasboard, Mamu. #Monsterdon

It's great this week, just the right amount of nonsense, it's a shame you had to miss it!

#Monsterdon

Blaculas like, " I love a party with a buffet"
#monsterdon

sir, you've eaten like three people tonight already, are you really looking for fourths? #monsterdon

@moira No bats were harmed (or used) in the making of that scene. 😃 #monsterdon

I need a cloak that can do that.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon i wouldn't mind having a commute again if i could do it by bat form

This is the first of this set of vampire movies to really lean into the idea that vampires are supposed to be charming.

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlaculaScream

"Man! Human form!"

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlaculaScream

Do bat form vampire like to hunt mosquitoes?

#Monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

@SRLevine I thought the ashy marks on his face were burn marks from his most recent death ... cleared up after he got some fresh blood #Monsterdon #ScreamBlaculaScream

It's bats or rats, take your pick.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🧛 ⚰️ 🦇 😱 😱

pretty sure that wallpaper is fuzzy

Guy outside the house after Blacula turns into a bat: I gotta quit drinking.

#Monsterdon

Blacula 3: A Bat in the City #Monsterdon

Fly Blacula Fly!

#Monsterdon

@wohali It tested better with audiences than Jazz flute in previews...

#monsterdon

They spared no expense with the special effects #monsterdon

@yogajedi I want to touch it so bad, and run my autistic little hands all over it. #Monsterdon

Do vampires automatically turn into vampire bats? Or do some of them become flying foxes, etc? #monsterdon

*sighs heavily*

Okay, that's not the *worst* bat we've seen this #Monsterdon month…but it's far from the best.

Always down for some hand-drawn animation.

#monsterdon

How to convince someone to think they drank too much - turn into a bat.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon I like you, helicopter bat

mm. mmmmmmm sssshhhitttt.
lololol, that about covers it, sir. #monsterdon

okay seriously this is like better than almost all the other dracula bats I've ever seen

#mastoween #monsterdon #ScreamBlackulaScream

Oh man, too much plaid is good for nobody #Monsterdon

@nhgeek What did you say? I can't hear you over that outfit. #monsterdon

WE HAVE FLAPPY BAP!

#monsterdon

ive been there overalls man, sleep it off, youll be alright
#Monsterdon

Lot of screaming in this film. #Monsterdon

Bat SFX!!

#Monsterdon

William Marshall intones BAT and flaps off into the night.

#Monsterdon