Pretty sure Phillip Morris is the real monster in this movie #Monsterdon #Yongary1967

I think when its mouth engulfed the television screen I smelled its breath. 😬

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999

When your FIL is going to "shove you in a rocket" levels of cockblocking it's perhaps time to reconsider the relationship #Monsterdon #Yongary1967

Bingo!

Also, man L.A. has some really wide avenues!

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo #Reptilian1999

Another singleton #nipplewatch. You'll find the vast majority of #monsterdon movies are either one or none.

@peribotsarah the writers put in one single joke and it was misogynistic trash #monsterdon

"Icho, you've been using your herpes beam again?"

#Monsterdon #DoubleFeature #Yongary1967

I should have voted for this one earlier. Yes, the human acting was horrible—but it was a classic monster story! Thanks, @Taweret, @Cherizilla and @JoeWynne for some good stompy #Monsterdon fun.

@floatybirb 1a) it's really easy to translate alien hieroglyphics from 200 mya #monsterdon

“A freaking prehistoric petting zoo”- yes, please! #Monsterdon

Thanks for a lovely hang, fedi! Thanks @Taweret and @miru for making this happen. Time to search #MutualAid

#Monsterdon #Yonggary1999

@floatybirb Yes. The kids were awesome and the best characters BY FAR in this "film."

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

I think I was the right amount of unsober for this film. But five times at least I saw something, thought up something funny, and before I could type it out, something else was on the screen and I forgot the first thing.

I'd find myself staring at a partly started post "At least it's not" and I can't remember how I planned to end that sentence.

#monsterdon

@brennen It was a real doozie. A big doozie. All the doozies.

#Monsterdon

Miyaku waking us up with the 🔥 between movies. 🙏

#monsterdon

Fingers crossed that, as is the norm, the double feature saves this.
Original Yongary has to be better, yeah?

#Monsterdon #DoubleFeature #Yongary1967

#reptilian1999 #monsterdon
So... I assume that movie got a grammy or something?

I think we can all agree: that was a true masterpiece! #Monsterdon #Reptilian1999

anyway, up next, the original Yongary, Monster from the Deep (1967) on @miru (https://miru.miyaku.media)

#Monsterdon

@trixter i don't think i've ever watched a movie with so many awful lines delivered with such poor timing and no or very weird enthusiasm
#monsterdon

@aburka wow

That is probably the closest I've seen someone come without getting it

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

Exactly two songs on the souindtrack, always the hallmark of a quality movie #Monsterdon #Reptilian2001

@klu9 @CactuarJoe Definitely worst as in worst.

#Monsterdon

I'm sorry, any good will that movie earned with generous use of explosions was killed by the dialogue. THE DIALOGUE. 😂 IT WAS SO SO BAD.

And Yongarry fucks off into the sea to go live on Temu Monster Island. And I have *only now* realized that the Dinobot Island in the original Transformers was almost certainly a direct and intentional reference to Monster Island. 🤔 Anyway. Goodnight, #monsterdon!

Based on these credits I'm starting to think a bunch of Hyundai corporate employees were forced to participate or get fired #Monsterdon #Reptilian2001

somehow... no bingo #monsterdon

That film simultaneously seemed five minutes and five hours long.

Still this.
https://masto.hackers.town/@thraeryn/116553492178798850

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999

@CactuarJoe

Worst as in BEST?

#Monsterdon #Reptilian

Well that ended abruptly. I guess the credits were all at the beginning of the movie.

Thank you @Taweret and the #Monsterdon gang! That was a lot of fun. I can finally start voting for other movies again. 👍😀

#Monsterdon 🕵️‍♀️⛏️🐊🐢🦎🐍🐉🦕🦖😱
#Yonggary1999

and the closing credits roll to the soundtrack of the Abominable Dr. Phibes, intercut with Top Gun.

Thank you @Taweret for hosting, @cherizilla for bingo, and @JoeWynne for trivia ...

... but most of all, thanks to all you #Monsterdonians for making it fun!

We should be publicly shaming the cast and crew of *Reptilian

#Monsterdon

(Young Gary died on the way back to his home planet) #Monsterdon #Reptilian2001

@josh0

#Monsterdon #Reptilian

Thanks @Taweret for hosting, and thanks at @combatwombat for championing the Young Gary cause!

#Monsterdon #Reptilian

Glorious. Thanks @Taweret for hosting and everyone for everything.

#monsterdon

And they bring Younggary out at every Macy's Day Parade in NYC.
#Monsterdon

the longer this movie goes on the less sense any of it makes
#monsterdon

And with that, thank you everyone for a fantastic #monsterdon . It dragged a little bit in the last act but we had a blast.

Can't wait to see you next week for another fantastic film, buckos! Until then please thank our host @Taweret for her organisational skills, and our event supporters @cherizilla (Bingo), @JoeWynne (trivia), and @ryan (stream).

Taking Yonggary to Temu monster island

#Monsterdon #Reptilian2001 #Yonggary1999

@Taweret it's funny how this movie is kin with LASERBLAST because the aliens are awesome and also barely in the movie

at least they didn't recap the plot to us

#Monsterdon

can you imagine the rigging and takeoff sequence for 25 chinooks lifting a still alive monster #monsterdon

@paco

I had "Fucking off into the Sea" on my bingo also.

#Yonggary1999
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🕵️‍♀️⛏️🐊🐢🦎🐍🐉🦕🦖😱
#Yonggary1999

And we learn, as expected, that Yonggary has no uvula

And they fucked off into hyperspace and/or a deserted island, good night!

#Monsterdon

> Sad yonggary noises...

#monsterdon

This movie could have finished 20 minutes ago if they just had supersonic bombers. #monsterdon

#monsterdon "you did darn good, Holly."

What did Holly do at any point?

Well, thank god Citibank survived 9_9 #Monsterdon

Oh so they're taking him to hang out with the president

#Monsterdon

Great movie, or GREATEST MOVIE?
#monsterdon

"Yungary, a.k.a. EVA-000"

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

They're going to rehab the kaiju so they can be mainstreamed. #Monsterdon

I feel like every actor in this movie thought they were going to be the least famous actor in this movie, and they were all wrong somehow

#Monsterdon #Yonggary1999

I enjoyed the aliens very much

ty for joining, everyone!!

#monsterdon

Boom Boom the cigar chain-smoking general

#Monsterdon

Well, somebody had to fuck off into the sea of stars.

#Monsterdon #Reptilian2001

The 90s Outer Limits had better production values.

#monsterdon
#Yonggary1999

"Don't thank me, thank the moon's gravitational pull!"

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

that is the longest cigar ever

#monsterdon

that ship's got a Mega Drive?

can we play some Sonic?

#monsterdon

Activating the Sega Megadrive #Monsterdon #Reptilian2001

Young Gary is a wildman. He may discover his true strength!

#Yonggary1999
#monsterdon

"We did it!"

What did you do? None of these things were your doing.

#monsterdon

🤦 motherfucker, stop writing and filming scenes

just stop

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999

#monsterdon a lot of "we did it" and "we won" being thrown around for no discernable reason

Tango Delta *Omega*? This movie can't even do the NATO phonetic alphabet correctly?

#monsterdon

Oh fuck off 'mission aborted' a 0:00, that's not how it works

#Monsterdon

tango delta omega #monsterdon

we did it?

#monsterdon

"Abort code"...
... you really need an abort code when you're directly on the radio to your boss who is telling you to knock it off?

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

Consuming Bombay Potatoes

#Monsterdon

"Yes, Holly, it's all over"

Holly rolls her eyes because yet another man is making shit up again. #Monsterdon

Hey Young Gary: nice shot.

#Yonggary1999
#monsterdon

"Act like a giant bug creature exploded in front of you"
"You bet!"
#monsterdon #yonggary1999 #reptilian1999

"Won't the damn thing die already"

So sayeth the audience. #Monsterdon

Now that the other kaiju has no eyes, Yonggary can take full advantage of his superpower

ducking

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

#monsterdon You can tell they're tough and gritty military officers because they call the monster "That damn thing". repeatedly.

#Monsterdon 🕵️‍♀️⛏️🐊🐢🦎🐍🐉🦕🦖😱
#Yonggary1999

"Mission Accomplished"

The acting on shooting a monster, then realizing it was gonna kill you, was the first good acting in this movie and it rocked

#monsterdon

@ohiofi tickle him eleven times next, that'll show him who's boss

#Monsterdon #Yonggary1999

Why are there still people on the streets around there?

#Monsterdon

I did not realize that fire can be sharpened. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I like this six legged guy who stands up and kicks his lil middle-legs

This entire fucking film should have been miniatures work. #Monsterdon

Fire types are weak to Electric moves now?

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999

okay, I still don't know if this military prick is meant to be a face or a tweener or what

I do know I wouldn't follow him in the fucking phone book if I could avoid it

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999

Young Gary, Bound and Electrocuted,

#monsterdon

????? why are they cheering for yonngary now
what
#monsterdon

Imagine all AI that had this script as an input. This would explain all the slop.
#monsterdon
#reptillian1999

Get up Yonggary! Who is somehow now the hero. #Monsterdon

Hey! Now he's armless :D

He's giving you A HAND!

...

hand jokes

#Monsterdon

I just want to see the captain killed because of his atrocious acting.

#Monsterdon

Ooh. Crabcakes. #monsterdon

This movie was your break

#Monsterdon

"oversized crabcake"

Sick, sick burn. #Monsterdon

If Leeloo doesn’t save Earth I’m gonna be pissed.

#Monsterdon

@Newpa_Hasai I'd count it

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

"come on, do something!" this is what i've been saying the whole move.

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

@dogwelder Yonggary will punish him for his heresy.

#Monsterdon #reptilian #reptilian1999

They are appearing to do battle but it doesn't look very good

#Monsterdon