Hey Young Gary: nice shot.

#Yonggary1999
#monsterdon

"Act like a giant bug creature exploded in front of you"
"You bet!"
#monsterdon #yonggary1999 #reptilian1999

"Won't the damn thing die already"

So sayeth the audience. #Monsterdon

Now that the other kaiju has no eyes, Yonggary can take full advantage of his superpower

ducking

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

#monsterdon You can tell they're tough and gritty military officers because they call the monster "That damn thing". repeatedly.

#Monsterdon 🕵️‍♀️⛏️🐊🐢🦎🐍🐉🦕🦖😱
#Yonggary1999

"Mission Accomplished"

The acting on shooting a monster, then realizing it was gonna kill you, was the first good acting in this movie and it rocked

#monsterdon

@ohiofi tickle him eleven times next, that'll show him who's boss

#Monsterdon #Yonggary1999

Why are there still people on the streets around there?

#Monsterdon

I did not realize that fire can be sharpened. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I like this six legged guy who stands up and kicks his lil middle-legs

This entire fucking film should have been miniatures work. #Monsterdon

Fire types are weak to Electric moves now?

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999

okay, I still don't know if this military prick is meant to be a face or a tweener or what

I do know I wouldn't follow him in the fucking phone book if I could avoid it

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999

Young Gary, Bound and Electrocuted,

#monsterdon

????? why are they cheering for yonngary now
what
#monsterdon

Imagine all AI that had this script as an input. This would explain all the slop.
#monsterdon
#reptillian1999

Get up Yonggary! Who is somehow now the hero. #Monsterdon

Hey! Now he's armless :D

He's giving you A HAND!

...

hand jokes

#Monsterdon

I just want to see the captain killed because of his atrocious acting.

#Monsterdon

Ooh. Crabcakes. #monsterdon

This movie was your break

#Monsterdon

"oversized crabcake"

Sick, sick burn. #Monsterdon

If Leeloo doesn’t save Earth I’m gonna be pissed.

#Monsterdon

@Newpa_Hasai I'd count it

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

"come on, do something!" this is what i've been saying the whole move.

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

@dogwelder Yonggary will punish him for his heresy.

#Monsterdon #reptilian #reptilian1999

They are appearing to do battle but it doesn't look very good

#Monsterdon

Okay, Rodan is going to show up any minute now.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🕵️‍♀️⛏️🐊🐢🦎🐍🐉🦕🦖😱
#Yonggary1999

do you think that these two kaiju being exactly the same color/texture as each other was on purpose or were they saving fx $$?

it is actually a blessing to be an hour late to this movie and thus only experience it in a rolling window of 5 seconds of context where every line is a banger and doesn't need to be about anything #monsterdon

"Oh did I say my wife? I meant yo mama."

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

Sorry, I got thoroughly distracted. We have lots of monsters now?

And obligatory horrid “my wife” jokes? #Monsterdon

"If that thing were any meaner I'd swear it was my wife"

quip detected!

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

Oh my fucking god, this movie.

So the alien invasion plan is:

A billion or whatever years ago, they drop off a Kaiju. A billion years later, revive the Kaiju, and then send down another Kaiju when you lose control of the first Kaiju.

For real.

#Monsterdon #Reptilian2001 #Yonggary1999

kaiju fight!!! at least!
#monsterdon
oh this CG is sooo dated.

We're being jammed! Raspberry! I hate raspberry!
#monsterdon

What is this dude's problem, does Young Gary have photos of him in a Moscow hotel room?

#Monsterdon

BINGO! #Monsterdon

@Terencio I guess they're all stealth these days

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

So you can triangulate a signal to a corner of your own control room?

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

Did you try turning it off and on again, Smitty?

#monsterdon

I take it back, they are model explosions.

So the Alien sex tourists want Young Gary dead now?

#Monsterdon

Is Young Gary going to save the day?

#Monsterdon

you could

have just toasted the city

THE ENTIRE TIME?!

#monsterdon

Oh come on. Yonggary is good, but just controlled by aliens?

#Monsterdon #Reptilian2001 #Yonggary1999

Who is "Young Gary" anyway?
#Monsterdon

lol man that pause in "It's time you were returned.........to history" This film is a delight #monsterdon

noooo Yonggary these people all suck, keep killing them

(I guess I can get behind saving innocent bystanders but I wish he would smash more of the main characters)

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

"What's in it for you?"

was this movie written by a twelve year old?

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

Bingo for "Heroic Act!"

#Yonggary1999
#Monsterdon

No, the fox2 missiles still don't track the Young Gary at all.

#Yonggary1999
#monsterdon

I checked my Pokédex, and it says Yonggary stores its aggression in its forehead gem

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999

"should we shoot the missiles a little lower so he can't duck?"
"Nah."

#monsterdon #yonggary1999 #reptilian1999

🦖MONSTERDON 🎞️

⁉️ SCALY TRIVIA 🦎

"Painful"
- Description of Reptilian's acting and dialogue in a review by Chuck Arrington from DVD Talk

#Monsterdon #Reptilian #Reptilian1999

“Barbecue this, bucko!”

#Monsterdon

The Yeti Movie is like: "How ya like me NOW?"

#monsterdon

What, do they think they can get the monster to die of a quip-overdose?

#monsterdon
#Reptilian1999
#Yonggary1999

The death of Captain Jack O'Neill and the end of the Stargate program #Monsterdon #Reptilian2001

"There will be a number of closures in Yoshima Plaza on Monday. Call before going in." #monsterdon

and that's 'quippy dialog' for a bingo dangit

#Monsterdon 🕵️‍♀️⛏️🐊🐢🦎🐍🐉🦕🦖😱
#Yonggary1999

I'm sure, those people! 😱

#Monsterdon

This movie is kina an absurdist masterpiece.

#Monsterdon #Reptilian2001 #Yonggary1999

*just* worn out your welcome huh

I wonder what the rest of this movie has been doing the whole time

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

this is fucking awesome what are you all complaining about that guy is jetpacking himself straight into the alien godzilla #monsterdon

"Mr. Monster, I'd like you to meet my little friend"
No words.
#Monsterdon

don't think about kickback

donnnnnn't thinnnnk abouuuut kickbaaaaack

#monsterdon

@Lazarou Very X-Files #Monsterdon

This monster is destroying all of our aircraft, send in the rocketeers.

#monsterdon

Incredible range on those jetpacks. I understood that fuel capacity limited them.

#Yonggary1999
#monsterdon

Whaaat, the secret cowardly NSAI agent was *bad* actually? How very surprising

#Monsterdon

“Say hello to my little friend!”

#Monsterdon

the jetpacks just take this movie to the next level

#monsterdon

If the bombers are on their way, why didn't they call back their jetpack team?

#Monsterdon

I thought this was a cybertruck cameo.

#monsterdon

@SnoopJ the good old Hopeless Diamond

#Monsterdon

I wonder what is the mileage on that jetpacks
#monsterdon

@ohiofi

I see what you did there!

#Monsterdon #Reptilian

They made Alpha go after Beta? These dudes are not good at Alphabet. #Monsterdon

why would they use Stealth Aircraft in their own country?

#monsterdon

Jetpack Marines are cool on a basic "tyrannosaurs in F-14's" level. Like I said, functional schlock. And getting ready to nuke the city is right out of the same playbook.

#Monsterdon

Oh sure, it's the '90s and and there are at least as many TV remotes as there are people to interfere with the signal, so of course the aliens would use IR to control the giant dinosaur #Monsterdon #Reptilian2001

How many hundreds of families was that! 😨

#Monsterdon

ugh. there's still what, 15m of runtime?

this Godzilla rip-off could've been a poster from Spencer Gifts.

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999

I forgot. What is the countdown clock?
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🕵️‍♀️⛏️🐊🐢🦎🐍🐉🦕🦖😱
#Yonggary1999

yap the US president is gonna self-nuke us all because this is actually a documentary

#monsterdon A Buh? No, a bomb…

That’s before Stargate: O’Neil was only a lieutenant! :blobcatgiggle2:
#monsterdon

This really does feel like watching Independence Day except if it were, y'know, bad, and totally incoherent, and low budget, and poorly acted, and bad, and probably drug-induced, and did I mention bad

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

They've only just now realized they should attempt the use of infrared tracking.

#Monsterdon

@combatwombat now they must all be destroyed

#Monsterdon 🕵️‍♀️⛏️🐊🐢🦎🐍🐉🦕🦖😱
#Yonggary1999

Jets don't work so lets go out in our Buck Rogers suits, that'll show him!
#monsterdon

@amyfou They've trained their bodies to be immune to fire by ingesting tiny amounts of fire over many years

#Yonggary1999 #Monsterdon

The jetpacks are impressively quiet. Almost as if they're just a bullshit greenscreen effect. #monsterdon

it bothers me so much that they're actually calling the kaiju "young gary"

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

Pew pew! Pew pew pew! So far those guns have the best dialogue in the film. #Monsterdon

me, when things don't go my way: Unfortunate. Dematerialize YoungGary.

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

I like how the alien's head jerk around when they talk
#Monsterdon

"We are the Jet Pack Marines. Our motto is: Float like a butterfly, roast like a marshmallow!"

#Monsterdon #Reptilian