This glyphy backdrop _could_ be the start of a fun film #Monsterdon

PRACTICAL EFFECTS MY BELOVED

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Producer & director. So this is totally their vision. #Monsterdon

Why are the credits in widescreen?

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And now, Space.

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At least the ship doesn’t have boobs.

What movie was that?

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we get to blame Zeronine Digital, a wholly unrelated to the other Zeronine, for this CGI.

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@ramsey

There was no there there?

#Yonggary1999
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#monsterDon idk what they thought they were doing with this movie, but this has been ott from the first line.

The text animation's not bad, but the lighting says Shivers 2. #Monsterdon

A Hyung Rae Shim Joint
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@rallias yes 100%

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They have so many credits now, because they realize most people will quit before the end of the film.

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#Yonggary1999

I feel that this is more time than needed for opening credits

that's the harvard "an"

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oooooooo squiggles
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We've got a Kessler? Does that mean we're going to have a hard time getting into orbit?

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Or casting? #Monsterdon

i see there are a lot of 49ers fans in our wall today

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and special guest star A Strain that Smells Like an Armpit

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"No one knows....who they were...or...what there were doing here..."

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These names feel like they were picked from that list of Japanese-created fake American names, y'know? #Monsterdon

Did any of these people keep careers after this? #Monsterdon

Oh, I was afraid I’d missed the music for the pre-credits. Didn’t know we were still in the cold open

Ominous atmospheric movement over what looks a bit like spilled typeface in another language

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@raederle I'd watch from the beginning then speed through the credits.
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The opening titles do a cool bit, tho. #Monsterdon

"Wiley picket?" "Because the convenants require it. Wire fencing's not allowed."

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@paco

Do these hieroglyphic things count as 'The Legend Says"?

#Yonggary1999
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Peters is my favourite actor and I'm sad now

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#monsterdon It's kaiju time!

"We'd better check that oat sir" So set in Canada?

@north hahaha love it

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Briant? BRIAN*T*?

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Oh great Hyrule again #Monsterdon

Oh those wiley picketts...

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Bad moves (and acting) from the start of this expedition. #Monsterdon

@strangefour

The Chin... less

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weird green glowing console

evil laugh

omg this is cartoon villainy at its finest

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Is that the deep space 9 font? #monsterdon

okay so far the title sequence is the coolest thing in the film.

that doesn't bode well AT ALL.

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ooooh someone had a concept for the opening credits sequence!

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okay, a) that was AMAZING, and b) actually, these credits are kind of okay though.

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And nothing of value was explained.

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SEE?!?! Fuckin' 2112 was behind that shit!

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I am 4 minutes late! I lost track of time. Do I get further behind or fast forward?
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Oh gosh, this acting is great, isn't it?
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@combatwombat

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wow that was certainly some laughing

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Cackling after a coworker's death is pretty on point..

Stealth Raiders of the Lost Ark prequel #Monsterdon

Man, I haven't seen acting like this since The Final Sacrifice. #Monsterdon

[record scratch, mid explosion] You're probably wondering how I got into this mess...

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odds are that guy deserved to be blown up anyway

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okay that was kind of a dick move #monsterdon

> Peters... dig!
< What are you calling me?
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ok, those were pretty good effects for 99

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Okay, that's a pretty good title effect. #monsterdon #yonggary1999 #reptilian1999

Mmmm maybe not moss what w/ all the explosion & firy death it just unleased. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Peters! Squat and Gobble! OKAY... LOL... That's a hell of a reaction tho...

"Why me, John Bigbooty?" "It might be boobytrapped"

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HELLOOOOO CGI

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Well, the acting is… certainly present.

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🙄 That's beautiful, sure. And also a goddamned portal into who the fuck knows what. Y'all could end up trapped in a RUSH song.

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Whoops, there was a bear in the rock. #Monsterdon

no Peters, that's a load bearing CGI

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that ecu for a guy saying "okay" is _definitely_ important

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Maybe it's space mold #Monsterdon

Scientist ignored?

✅

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We’re only 3 minutes in, and I can already tell the dialog and acting is going to be top notch.

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The simultaneous under- and over-acting is fabulous

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#monsterdon Mitt Romney missed his calling as a paleontologist

Looks like Yonggary struck out looking the last crew! (backwards K)

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My mind to your crack.
Your crack to my mind.

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You can't dig here, it's evil! #Monsterdon

aCtInG! #monsterdon

To imagine that this thing was made on the same year as Matrix. It really was a great year for movies
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this is great already

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A marvelous speciman of ... what exactly? It's big & glowing, so it's probably a plant. #Monsterdon

zoooooooooooom

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This acting is so over the top lol

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@bstacey one day, the potatoes rose up from the earth, and took vengeance on humanity, tearing down their many buildings ... #Monsterdon

Is “Yonggary, Yong Ross” anything?

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A big Scaly Welcome to new Monsterdon participants and lurkers! Let us know if you are new to Monsterdon.

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the backwards K as foretold by legend

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(dramatic pause)

THERE

note: more rocks

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#monsterdon I'm already cackling

One is Never too close to turn back now. #Monsterdon

Scared to death by fossils!
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TOO CLOSE TO TURN BACK NOWW!!!!!!!!

what?

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ACTING! #Monsterdon

*points dramatically*

THERE!

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Something is glowing red- I'd better touch it! #monsterdon #yonggary1999 #reptilian1999

Got some late 90s pan flute

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That was a very ominous “There,” with the guy pointing in close-up, and then nothing happening immediately after.

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@Violinknitter literally nothing. just people walking in a cave

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#Monsterdon I don’t know what’s more concerning, the bones or the Mt. Doom lighting

@crowbriarhexe I think we're in the Dollar Tree toy aisle now.

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I am Groot? #Monsterdon

"Where could they be?"

I dunno. I doubt R2 and 3PO will be coming along to assist you, Big Lots Luke.

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Dinosaur's name is Roxanne, apparently #Monsterdon #Reptilian2001