@Violinknitter literally nothing. just people walking in a cave

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#Monsterdon I don’t know what’s more concerning, the bones or the Mt. Doom lighting

@crowbriarhexe I think we're in the Dollar Tree toy aisle now.

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

I am Groot? #Monsterdon

"Where could they be?"

I dunno. I doubt R2 and 3PO will be coming along to assist you, Big Lots Luke.

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999

Dinosaur's name is Roxanne, apparently #Monsterdon #Reptilian2001

That's where they be!

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"Summon me your best Sylvester Stallone."

"on it!"

#monsterdon

Expert ignored, check

(it's not on my bingo card but, y'know, it's just about the spirit of the thing)

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

we got "scientist ignored" in the first 5 seconds, my bingo card is looking good #monsterdon

Oh my god, they've stumbled into an abandoned prop warehouse

#Monsterdon

Mother Horta also lived in this cave.

#Yonggary1999 #monsterdon

THE SHOCK OF SEEING BIG BONES #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon I’m joining late, what did I miss??? I just saw Budget Sly Stallone’s Jaw walking through a cave being Manly

this movie looks like an Unsolved Mysteries dramatization

#monsterdon

So the junior members of the expedition have to wear shorts?

#Monsterdon

@paco

You can tell he's in charge, he has no helmet straps to not use.

#Yonggary1999
#Monsterdon

captain kirk waiting around the corner to whack this guy down

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

those eyeballs... is there something possessing him?

or is he just an overworked actor?!

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Someone in the audio department loves their flange effect. #monsterdon #yonggary1999 #reptilian1999

Already we have our dickweed. #Monsterdon

I guess we know who the asshole is.
#Monsterdon

Spelunker who looks like he's going through the DTs.

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Reptilian #Yonggary1999

I thought these miners had upset tummies but it was my neighbor rubbing the legs of his car together rapidly. #Monsterdon

As usual, "Did I get the right film? Did a get a wrong language bootleg?"

#Monsterdon

Not many professors of my acquaintance have declared "I'm in command here" but I wouldn't put it past some of them

#Monsterdon

Heh. I'm in command of this picnic outing! #Monsterdon

Great, 30 seconds into the movie and we have an overzealous boss.

#Monsterdon

@me good question... a quick web search suggests yes, it's about half the density of air

#Monsterdon #Ultraman

@paco @JoeWynne Why is all the dark rum gone?

#Monsterdon

rocks rocks rocks

my love affair with rocks

society won't understa

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

Just another day in the Reptilian mines. #Monsterdon

How, Hyundai spent money in this #Monsterdon? I'm impressed

well all right then.

#monsterdon

Careful men, we might run into "Space Above and Beyond" down here.

#monsterdon #reptillian1999

This video won the 1999 "Sounds Most Like It Was Shot in My Kitchen" award.

#Yonggary1999 #monsterdon

4x3‽ #Monsterdon #Reptilian1999

Every serious Kaiju movie is going to thank a Korean automaker, that's just cinema #Monsterdon #Reptilian2001

#Monsterdon 🕵️‍♀️⛏️🐊🐢🦎🐍🐉🦕🦖😱
#Yonggary1999

really happy to be back with a Kaiju this week

Yongary (Reptillian) on #Monsterdon

Let's go!

"My kaiju? It's a Hyundai." #Monsterdon

REPTILIAN. The Mark Zuckerberg story! #Monsterdon

@josh0

Eye catches: Three. Nowhere near the Evangelion movie with ten.

#Yonggary1999
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a Shim Hyung Rae film. nice of the villain to put his name right here at the top of the film

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

Gathering snacks:

#Monsterdon

Sponsored by Hyundai

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

What, you thought it was New Line Cinema? HAHA, psyche, it was actually Reptilian!

#monsterdon

not many companies have the cajones to go for zero nines

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

Excited to see what qualifies this Young Gary as a monster #monsterdon

This movie goes from zero to nine in sixty seconds flat

#Monsterdon

"Media Film International"

Might as well had said, "Direct to video".

#monsterdon #reptillian1999

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A ZeroNine Entertainment...

Media Film International! Generic movies, for generic people. #Monsterdon

Was this one of the netflix MST3k films? The Korean name sounds very familiar. #monsterdon

ZERO NINE ENTERTAINMENT

(unrelated to GitHub's Zero Nines)

#monsterdon

This movie is going to make us long for the more innocent days of American Godzilla, isn't it?

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

Zero nines of entertainment. #Monsterdon

Let’s watch this crap!

#Monsterdon

The wow and flutter is really bad, someone check if the tape is stretched. #monsterdon

Wheee whoa whoa whoa whoaaaaaaa

stop the starfield please, I'd like to get off

#Monsterdon

09 didn't take off like 6-7 did 🤷

#monsterdon

here we go, what I'm lead to believe is the Hyundai of kaiju movies

#monsterdon

Bring on Young Gary! #Monsterdon #Reptilian1999

More like a force from beyond the K-Mart toy aisle #Monsterdon #reptilian2001

@bunnyhero @cocaine_owlbear yeah for sure

For most people, probably, whichever one is on Tubi

I think @miru is doing the 2001 re-release

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

That preview made this look like a comedy, and maybe this won’t be so bad, after all.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdonalert #monsterdon

GO GO GO GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh this is gonna be some _bad_ cgi

#monsterdon

💡 TURN DOWN YOUR LIGHTS 💡

(where applicable)

#Monsterdon