You're going with *that* line read, movie? Really?
Did this soldier go to the Bill Shatner School of Overacting with those pauses??
Think about whatβs important. You have only two options:
1. Fame and fortune
2. Obscurity
Hmm. Iβd choose obscurity.
Hey Holly that's your cue to go to a better movie
Is there a weird reverb or is it just my version?
switch to air-wave transmissions, and air fryer cooking
Ugh, Holly and her silly female prioritization of "workplace safety"
#monsterdon
π΅οΈββοΈβοΈππ’π¦πππ¦π¦π±
Everything has a price, Holly. What is more important to you, extra's lives or a really important plot discovery?
I mean, considering how many people have emailed me this last two weeks, that'd be a difficult question to answer.
@bk1e that would be very scientific indeed
#monsterdon "What's gotten into you these days? π‘", a natural human sentence
Obscurity is way better than Fame OR Fortune #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon π΅οΈββοΈβοΈππ’π¦πππ¦π¦π±
#Yonggary1999
he calls 'holly' by name way too frequently
"These men know the dangersβ¦"
Yeah, the body count on paleontology digs is traditionally pretty high. #Monsterdon
Ugh. I'm sure you would like a private word, dude whose entire fucking demeanor screams "she was asking for it, your honor"
@Louisa over here cracking me up and making me choke on my tacos
COFFEE #monsterdon
Nothing must come between Campbell & his diggy dig #Monsterdon
"We're on the verge of discovering how to create an explosion that vapourises human bodies, and then reverses, but leaving the people researching it very much obliterated!"
"These men understand the dangers of this business... They know their acting careers are doomed."
"I will double your salaries for the rest of the dig!" A scientist with discretionary funding? My suspension of disbelief is utterly broken.
#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999
#Monsterdon Hollyβs accent changes within a sentence. Is she putting on a British accent or an American accent? Which one is βactingβ?
Have Kangols made a comeback yet?
The workers are aware of how capitalism functions. #Monsterdon
"happens all the time"??? this is one careless archeologist! #Monsterdon #reptilian2001
Oh goodie, double of $3/hour.
I'll double your salaries for the rest of the day.
Oh, by the way, it's just about quittin' time...
I want a flashback to this report graduating journalism school and at the end of the ceremony his class thrown their knockoff Kangols in the air
I doubt you are a trained crime scene investigator Professor
Jesus fuck. Archaeologists are a lot harder into censorship and cover-ups than I imagined.
If you arenβt here to hurt me, why is your hand over my mouth #Monsterdon #Reptilian1999
My impression of this film so far is that it might've been decent if they'd hired actors. #Monsterdon
Well, Iβm sure the coronerβs office will be completely satisfied with that
are these Korean actors in heavy makeup #Monsterdon
See, he's giving classic authoritarian in a crowd of liberals. #Monsterdon
Seriously why are there aliens?
#Reptilian2001 #Monsterdon #Yongary1999
guy in the back has a massive chin lol
Well, the beams crossed, we all know what that means.
Found my bingo card, only skipped the credits but not sure that saved me much time. #Monsterdon #Reptilian1999
Were they just cratered from space? #Monsterdon
Mr Black is like the Larry The Cable Guy of journalamism #Monsterdon #Reptilian2001
By the way, hand-drawn illustrations are still the norm in taxonomy papers for many taxa (at least, the ones that concern me) so in that regard the movie is pretty accurate
If this is how you treat your friends I'd hate to see how you treat your coworokers. Ah wait, we already saw that didn't we?
The file I was watching stopped working, I missed 4 precious minutes of exposition I assume
does thunder rumble or does lightning rumble? someone get Hank Green in here to edit these subtitles #monsterdon
You'd think a pro cameraman would know how to, y'know, hold a camera. #monsterdon #yonggary1999 #reptilian1999
Thank goodness, the aliens have arrived with the plot beam
"without vision"
Pretty sure I'm going to wish I was without vision at some point
A Tonka backhoe. #Monsterdon
Guy on the left is like "Yeah, roast that nerd, man."
#monsterdon
Those two died magnificent deaths.
I'm Old Gary! Do I make you feel tingly?
"What's going on?" says the alleged journalist. #Monsterdon
nobody ever listens to Budget Max von Sydow #Monsterdon
I want that giant monster skeleton for my living room
Time for #monsterdon #reptilian1999
Crap. Mr. Black is our hero, isn't he? Is he going to end up with the vested assistant? #monsterdon #yonggary1999 #reptilian1999
Dude, I know we're doomed. We're watching *this* movie.
I miss the understated charms of Matthew Broderick.
doooooooomed
#monsterdon
According to the ancient Academic Code, if you want to get added to a project you can sneak into the control room and kidnap one of the project leads and they have to let you in
"Dooooooooooooooomed"
"Escort this old man out of here. Now."Just blatant fucking ageism . #Monsterdon
"You are correct, Holly."
A Brent Spiner line if I've ever heard one. Sadly delivered with the skill of a middle school theater department, but still.
Okay, sorry, who's the acromegalic dude
[all grunt]
#monsterdon I like this guy in the background.
Is he trying to not laugh at all the bad acting?
Define brilliant #Monsterdon
Once βYoung Gary" gets its breathβ¦
This Dr Campbell guy is like an 80s film bully. Oh man dig the flex on his tall henchman #Monsterdon
I hope these are the aliens.
Yung Gary, is this anything?
#monsterdon But what about Oldgary? He's fine!
"We're here on a mission to reanimate a Kaiju but lets take some time out to destroy a completely unrelated space shuttle and satellite #Monsterdon #Reptilian2001
Most of this cast looks like theyβre stand-ins for actors you might have heard of.
it looks like they hired one actor for this movie, and then grabbed whoever was too high to say no. It's what I want.
Dr Hughes looks like Temu George Peppard. #Monsterdon
"You're THE doctor wendell?"
No, just A doctor wendell. #Monsterdon
@jivens into the vacuum of space you mean
#Monsterdon π΅οΈββοΈβοΈππ’π¦πππ¦π¦π±
#Yonggary1999
Doctor Hughes, Professor in Crank Science. #Monsterdon
She seems nice. Is this our love interest? #Monsterdon
This is probably the O'Neil with one L that has no sense of humor at all
O'Neill in a space related position in the military? Is this a Stargate crossover?
#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999
that is the only time "vanished into thin air" has been a factually accurate statement #monsterdon
So, I'm not always great with relative sizes,
and I think something 50x the size of a T. Rex would probably begin running into respiration issuesβboth due to distance from lunge to extremities, including distal ones like its y'know, brain,
but also, doesn't the atmosphere thin a bit at that height?
HOWARD HUGHES IS ON THE TEAM? #monsterdon #yonggary1999 #reptilian1999
I donβt understand why we have spaceship attacks in the dinosaur bone movie
A clearly un-permitted major radiation spike. Get the HOA on the phone. #Monsterdon
Tweedle underact and Tweedle overact
#monsterdon
oh no! the shuttle! that's it, kill 'em all!