87 accidental deaths during this research trip. That's actually fewer grad students than they usually lose. #Monsterdon

Someone needs a hidden camera.

#Monsterdon

Damn. Fine. Acting.

#Monsterdon

#monsterDon realizing young persons may not even understand that after he opened the camera back everything else he did to the film was redundant

@Binder

Or the has-been scientist.

#Yonggary1999
#Monsterdon

Where the fuck is this dig meant to be? A background matte left over from "Last Crusade"?

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999

Did we really need a repeat of the "bad guy exposes the film roll after main guy takes pictures of a suspicious death" scene #monsterdon

"What are you talking about?"

"I thought I was fairly clear on that."

#Monsterdon

"The bones are coming together as if it's alive"

Technically living bones don't do that.

#Monsterdon

That's stalking Mr. And sexual harassment
#Monsterdon #reptilian1999

costume, you cannot make this guy into indiana jones

it doesn't matter how much hat you apply it's not going to happen

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

The photo-journalist has a look that reminds me of a Baldwin brother (he’s not).

#Monsterdon

This dig is a quantum superposition of being top-secret and being global front page news

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

Holly being stalked. I suppose that's our "journalist" #Monsterdon

the late soundtrack in that scene, me and my partner here were going "Cue? Music Cue? Any time now, Frank..."

#monsterdon

Damn, sucks that he died, you wanna know an interesting statistic??🤓
#monsterdon

I'm gonna need to see this guy destroy 5 more rolls of film before I'm convinced he's demonstrating a willful disregard for worker safety.

#monsterdon

This guy really likes wasting film! #Monsterdon #Reptilian1999

Reporter sees the creature's bones regrowing and says "Hello?" as if it were a shadowy humanoid figure, I love it

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999

@JoeWynne 😲#Monsterdon

The slippery slope from wanting to break a story to being coerced into being the story. #Monsterdon

"And I account for 90% of all palaeontology fatalities.
Now hit this rock with this hatchet..."

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

It’s important to step on the undeveloped film you just stripped from the camera to make double sure it’s ruined.

#Monsterdon

When I see a skeleton regrowing in stop-motion I know I always respond by yelling "hello?" #monsterdon

How long has that body been there...?

#Monsterdon

Good thing for the "toilet" signs or we might have mistaken that for Mr Black's house #Monsterdon #Reptilian2001

How is Fake Sly Stallone everywhere on this site at all times? And he still hasn’t managed to be killed?

#Monsterdon

Seriously, this whole fucking alien subplot is the drowning screenwriter's frantic grasp at the thinnest of straws.
"So it's a big dino skeleton; how's that dangerous?"
"It gets re-animated byyyyyyyyyyy.... "
"Yeah?"
"...fuck. I'm gonna go home, turn on History Channel, see if something comes to me."

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999

imagine the budget of exposing TWO rolls of 35mm film

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🕵️‍♀️⛏️🐊🐢🦎🐍🐉🦕🦖😱
#Yonggary1999

Such a pity - that flash unit never went off

Shootng teeth! That’s some cool reanimation! #Monsterdon

Is Young Gary a gremlin? They don’t want him to get wet? #Monsterdon #Reptilian1999

How many times is he going to do the "pull the film out of the camera" thing? I hope ten more.
#monsterdon #yonggary1999 #reptilian1999

#monsterdon I really should have watched the original

wtf even just happened, were those ejector teeth

Aliens! Make my monster grow!

#monsterdon
#Yonggary1999

#Monsterdon

Sammy Hagar as Mr. Black.

I love how they have to put up hand-written signs on the port-o-potties to let you know they’re toilets.

#Monsterdon

@ramsey

At least someone uses the helmet straps!

#Yonggary1999
#Monsterdon

Movie is doing a good job getting me to hope the monster eats all these cartoon white people.
#Monsterdon #Reptilian2001

#monsterdon
🕵️‍♀️⛏️🐊🐢🦎🐍🐉🦕🦖😱

Holly's left us.
She's dead too?
She might as well be. I'll make sure she never gets tenure.

@ramsey It's DIE a log. The dialog is dying.
#monsterdon

@JoeWynne That explains everything, really

#Monsterdon #Reptilian2001 #Yonggary1999

bones just grow sometimes.

#monsterdon

HELLO

THIS IS

DE VO

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

I think that occasion really called for a Wilhelm scream

#Monsterdon

those may look like small cups but once you know they're filled with everclear it makes more sense

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

Somebody tagged that dinosaur! #Monsterdon

they're gonna need a bigger bag.

#monsterdon

The thing that really boggles my mind is how every acting performance is *bad*. Like, equally terrible in its own way.

And this was the biggest budget film in the history of South Korea when it was made. 16.4 million USD, friends and neighbors.

#Monsterdon #Reptilian2001 #Yonggary1999

#monsterdon So, why is this guy so sure that digging up a new T-Rex skelleton is going to make him rich and famous?

Lot's of people have dug up dinosaurs, but they're not really rich and famous.

Ben Black speaking Italian to demonstrate he's well travelled. #Monsterdon

"Hughes just didn't have the stomach for the necessary and unavoidable human casualties involved in getting men to detonate glowing rocks"

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

#monsterdon I'll sacrifice as many people as it TAKES to get published!!!

Everyone is saying and doing exactly what you would expect their archetype to say or do, but in the most direct possible way without even a drop of subtlety. It's really interesting to watch but also it's terrible.

#monsterdon

The only "Pewlitzer" this guy knows about is the sound he makes while leaning over the toilet after a night of drinking. #Monsterdon

pew-pew-pew-litzer

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

Resume [re]animation #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe just taking out Mr. Black would be a huge improvement. #monsterdon #yonggary1999 #reptilian1999

Campbell engaging in a little light character assassination. #Monsterdon

Kim Jong Il was ready to give up his nuclear program until he watched this movie #Monsterdon

You're right sir, but this was a $5 crap game so...

#monsterdon

damn convenient modulated english aliens.

#monsterdon

The two genders: Russian or Alien. #Monsterdon

Anyone else hoping for the Power Rangers to show up?

#monsterdon
#Yonggary1999

@diazona One can hope.
#Monsterdon

CENTER OF GYRATION

#monsterdon

Peeee-ew-litzer, more like #Monsterdon #Reptilian2001

Oh my gosh these alien puppets! They're so terrible I love them

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999

...Pewlitzer?

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

This movie surely won an Ogscar.

#Yonggary1999 #monsterdon

I love this craft design. #Monsterdon

All the Hughes news you can use.
#monsterdon #yonggary1999 #reptilian1999

ok wait that wasn't coffee #monsterdon

Did the journalist correct him on his pronunciation of “Pulitzer?”

#Monsterdon

So if the two electrical deaths were the third accident this week, have the aliens just been hanging around causing chaos the whole time?

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

Oh gosh, this evil man is boring.
And nobody noticed the big ship around the earth? I mean, that size must be seen on naked eye.
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon The Professor is not going to get good student evaluations this term

All right. Sigh. Go to red alert #Monsterdon

Wait, he just said Newsweek, but he was introduced as working for Time. #monsterdon #yonggary1999 #reptilian1999

Due to inflation, $2 crap games are now $20.

#monsterdon
#Yonggary1999

Holly was in only 3 things: Reptilian, Sisterhood of the She Wolf and Hollywayne (presumably the biopic of Markwayne's sister)

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0680131/

#Monsterdon #Reptilian

TIL the military has red alert

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

#monsterdon Where is this military scene happening?

A room with a giant map?

“The Omega 3 is also missing. Something fishy is going on here?”

#Monsterdon

The general looks like they couldn't even afford Martin Sheen's 1999 rates.

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999

The coffee in the film is ALSO overacting.

#monsterdon

HUT HUT HUT HUT

#monsterdon

That commanding officer has pretty eyes. #Monsterdon

To lose one satellite is a misfortune. To lose two seems like carelessness

#Monsterdon

You're going with *that* line read, movie? Really?

#monsterdon
#Yonggary1999

Did this soldier go to the Bill Shatner School of Overacting with those pauses??

#monsterdon

Think about what’s important. You have only two options:

1. Fame and fortune
2. Obscurity

Hmm. I’d choose obscurity.

#Monsterdon

Hey Holly that's your cue to go to a better movie

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

Is there a weird reverb or is it just my version?

#Monsterdon

switch to air-wave transmissions, and air fryer cooking

#monsterdon #yonggary1999 #reptilian1999

Ugh, Holly and her silly female prioritization of "workplace safety"

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon
🕵️‍♀️⛏️🐊🐢🦎🐍🐉🦕🦖😱

Everything has a price, Holly. What is more important to you, extra's lives or a really important plot discovery?