Yup. That’s old Private Ryan.

#Monsterdon

so... if... if it's not a carbon based life form, then how does it have dna to be analized?
#reptilian1999 #monsterdon

#monsterdon everyone's so sarcastically antagonistic to everyone else ALL THE TIME I'm losing my mind

"Unknown genetic makeup" Maybe it's not genes? #Monsterdon

you wonder if Best Western comped the hotel room for the film.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Giant Monster Resurrection requires a giant monster Christ. Ahhhhh!

I get the feeling that the people who made this movie had never done it before. But they were like "Meh, how hard can it be?"

#Monsterdon #Reptilian2001 #Yonggary1999

You got the wrong handbook, General. "Pissed-off aliens" is in the index of MY BSA Scout's Handbook; should've gone for Eagle before heading off to OCS.

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999

An ancient culture with a story about an apocalypse? Unthinkable!

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Ooop. Backwards flag patch spotted. Cheap movies always screw that up.

I wonder what the aliens are doin'.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon [nodding wordlessly] would also be my reaction to an army guy telling me there's a problem and it's aliens

#monsterdon
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Apocoleptic.

See, the movie's trying to do the fast-cuts-action thing and it's just. Not. Working. These people are all *deeply* fucking boring. #Monsterdon

Ah yes, precision-engineered aircraft with highly sensitive aerodynamic profiles, of course you work on those with an angle grinder #Monsterdon #Reptilian2001

Did she just turn English? #monsterdon #yonggary1999 #reptilian1999

"All right, but not here... all right, but not here... all right, but not here..." It's like a Police Squad running joke

#Monsterdon

@nev

Can't be. He's not puffing on a pipe.

#Monsterdon #Reptilian

"You must be truly desperate if you come to me for help" #Monsterdon

“Please. Let’s go somewhere more secret” is code for, “I want to get into your pants.”

Don’t take him back to your room!

#Monsterdon

Okay, General Touchy-Feely #Monsterdon

Oh yeah, I think I see the problem right here. You're welding the missiles to the jet. They need to be able to detach.

#monsterdon

"Do I look stupid to you, Doctor?"
"Nah...
... well, maybe a bit vacuous. You know, like nobody's at home?
Not STUPID per sé, but not exactly doctoral studies material either..."

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

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#Yonggary1999

a LITTLE more secret?

But I'm A Scientist!

#Monsterdon

That dude is super calm for suddenly learning about aliens. #monsterdon #yonggary1999 #reptilian1999

“The remains of an alien species” #Monsterdon

"I need proof, not ghost stories." That's not v opened minded of you. #Monsterdon

"Do I look stupid to you" uhhhhhh sorry, Hols #Monsterdon #Reptilian2001

#reptilian1999 #monsterdon
dang I'm late- what'd I miss?

He's a self-centered maniac, but I'm a scientist!

Ah yes, completely mutually exclusive.

#monsterdon

Arm grab like that could get a guy body slammed, shoulda.

#Yonggary1999 #monsterdon

A fossilized alien. How ... how long ago did it get here to fossilize? #Monsterdon

he found a fossil in that cave but he was the fossil.

#monsterdon

Is the old guy old Private Ryan?

#Monsterdon

Yes the oral tradition that has been passed down faithfully for 200 million years

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

I need to talk to you in private. Let's sit at this table in the middle of the bar.

#monsterdon

I don't know why I expected him to say he befriended a giant lizard...
#Monsterdon

the legend of YOUNG GARY who will DESTROY THE WORLD

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

#monsterdon I want her to say "Who's Young Garry?"

"Do I look stupid to you?"
Well, you did take this part...
#monsterdon #yonggary1999 #reptilian1999

SHAME-an

yeah you should be

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

Here's a Bingo card generator for tonight's feature to help with your boredom.

https://bingobaker.com/#69fe3d3d64f47be3

#Monsterdon #Reptilian #Reptilian1999

@Louisa

She gets points for being willing to intercept creeps.

#Yonggary1999
#Monsterdon

"A shay-man of the local village"

This movie is ashamin' alright. #Monsterdon

YOUNG GARY!!!!

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon
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Last night, the bottle let me down..

I am imagining this as the song in the background.

I can't remember which accent she's supposed to be doing every time she's finished talking.

#monsterdon

Alan Grant you ain't

#monsterdon

Oh great, he had some of that shamanic potion & tripped out. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🕵️‍♀️⛏️🐊🐢🦎🐍🐉🦕🦖😱
#Yonggary1999

wow Holly just got super disrespectful there

@techlifeweb nah we're only a half hour in, the movie is Reptilian (1999)

tune into @miru if you like

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

"Around this place? Finding yourself a man is like winning the lottery: you have to go down to headquarters, sign a bunch of contracts saying that they can use your likeness in perpetuity, and all your relatives and old acquaintances will show up presently to try and take a piece of it home with 'em.

Also, taxes."

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999

"I am not crazy."

Ignore the dribbling and the shouting. #Monsterdon

Hughes and Holly! the H-Team #monsterdon

Dr. Hughes looks like Morley Safer

#Monsterdon

Is #monsterdon over? What was the movie? Im never here in time

"Working with a bunch of sweaty bone diggers…"

What kind of movie is this again?

#Monsterdon #Reptilian2001 #Yonggary1999

OK, sot that's one half cup of stale, undrinkable sludge and one shit sandwich coming right up
#Monsterdon

You know, casual gossip about some scientist. As the common folk are known to chatter about #Monsterdon

"You working on the exacavation site?"
"Nah, when I said 'sweaty bone-diggers' it was a homophobic slur. Because we're talking about how hard it is to get a man..."

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

Whoops, interrupted the doctor mid-stalk. #Monsterdon

Sorry, what did you say? I blacked out after you said "sweaty bone diggers."

#monsterdon

Did this absolute piece of shit movie just pass the Bechdel test? In 1999??

#monsterdon

@SnoopJ@hachyderm.io She's a misandrist, not a transphobe

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999

Holly desperately trying to architect a Bechdel pass. #monsterdon

"bone diggers"

is that what we call them now?

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

Is this ,,,, the Bechdel test passing? #Monsterdon

thank goodness a visit to the Best Western bar for some action #Monsterdon

yeah, you kinda don't see people from being around before IN THE HOTEL BAR.

#monsterdon

Braids & a mouth. Sara, a girl w/ another face. #Monsterdon

Remember to shout and… action!

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999

Why are we talking about “Ellen” now??? #Monsterdon

This movie is allergic to people who aren't assholes. #Monsterdon

Yeah this is some severe "meanwhile in Movie C" editing

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

Hello braids. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🕵️‍♀️⛏️🐊🐢🦎🐍🐉🦕🦖😱
#Yonggary1999

oh no not a cowboy bar

Um, bar? #monsterdon

Sarah Sanders? lol.

#Monsterdon

Bartenders always give their last names. #monsterdon #yonggary1999 #reptilian1999

I like a taciturn delivery person. #Monsterdon

in the days of wired phones.

#monsterdon

@ramsey

Casting" "Hey, maybe we can pass this guy off as a Baldwin at Cannes!"

#Monsterdon

Man, those guys are way to nice dresses o be digging, aren't they?
#Monsterdon #reptilian1999

Well you don't know our names or where we live and you don't have any photos of us because you keep ripping up every roll of film you see, but we're taking the threat seriously.

#monsterdon

Forget the monster, *I* want to kick the prof's ass myself now.

#monsterdon
#Yonggary1999

Wow. This guy is going to get got here in a minute. And space aliens won't be involved.
#Monsterdon

Bro is really trying and failing to convince everyone nothing happened.
#monsterdon

dunno about this Campbell guy #monsterdon

#monsterdon "You're all illegals", are they even in the United States??? Lol

Nothing sharpens image composition like a stogie. #Monsterdon

Fucking hell... xenophobic much?

#Monsterdon

He seems nice.
#Monsterdon #Reptilian2001 #Yonggary1999

#monsterdon Man, this technology could put the whole dental industry out of business!

#monsterdon Where are these native workers from anyway?

South Africa? Jamaica? They ought to figure it out and explain it to the actors.

This man needs to start asking for film reimbursements.

Also, what the fuck?

#monsterdon

87 accidental deaths during this research trip. That's actually fewer grad students than they usually lose. #Monsterdon

Someone needs a hidden camera.

#Monsterdon

Damn. Fine. Acting.

#Monsterdon