What an awful helicopter presentation. . #Monsterdon

Please save the plans for this movie so we can print more future monsterdons.

#Yonggary1999
#monsterdon

Oh great, this is going to turn into a Holly-Yonggary Hallmark romance movie #Monsterdon #Reptilian2001

#monsterdon This CG is as bad as the acting. It's not completely horrible in still frames, but the animation is so laughably bad.

Is this going to rip off Mighty Joe Young too? Holly's going to befriend Yonggary, isn't she?

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999

@diazona He rolls and then he gets up as if he’s dazed from the roll.

#Monsterdon

"Don't shoot it!"
"Don't worry, I'm definitely gonna shoot it Doc"
#Monsterdon

@jeffron Possibly the language learners, even

#Monsterdon #Yonggary1999

IT DOESN'T SEE MOTION. STAY PERFECTLY STILL

#reptilian1999 #monsterdon

It smells so... _funky_

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

"it smells so old, for a young gary"

#monsterdon

“It smells like old people.”

#Monsterdon

Oh no, not the Sargeant who was definitely not going to snitch

#Monsterdon

That's a pistol... against a beast that large? How much damage do you think that's going to do?

#Monsterdon

damn, You get half of this dialogs and reuse they on a softporn!
#monsterdon
#reptillian1999

Yes. I, too, try for (and often fail) a side roll when exiting a stopped vehicle.

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999

She criticizes his behavior so he doubles down on being a jerk. #Monsterdon

You shoot that gun we're all.... dead!

Wild time to stutter, Doctor

#monsterdon

Holly's only occasionally British accent is throwing me off

#Monsterdon

Very realistic nervous shake. #monsterdon #yonggary1999 #reptilian1999

[sighs, with great fatigue and disinterest] how big is it?

#monsterdon
#Yonggary1999

a CD-R! Perfect

#monsterdon

Stick with one accent lady!
#Monsterdon

Bang a gong!

#Monsterdon

I think it would smash the Jeep more like a Jeep on its own windshield

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

Yonggary vs predator #Monsterdon

omg that roll out of the vehicle...right TOWARDS the beast

#monsterdon

#monsterdon I wish there was a kind of cheese named hubris. It would make it a lot funnier when we talk about how a character is chock full of it.

@wohali "and ugly too!"

#monsterdon

#monsterdon That's what he said. IT’S SO BIG! THICK! ... hung? ;)

@cptbutton sounds about right

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

What is the NSIA?

Nigeria Sovereign Investment Authority?

National Secret Information Agency?

#Monsterdon

General Boom Boom...

#monsterdon

Nice fake Godzilla roar. #monsterdon #yonggary1999 #reptilian1999

SOMEONE PAID THE CGI BILL! ROLL MONSTER!

*NOW*!

#monsterdon

Ohhh, it's so BIG!

😏

#monsterdon

"You guys are cracking me up"

The sfx says to wipe that grin off your face. #Monsterdon

The NSIA? The Nigerian Sovereign Investment Authority locked this dude up?

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999

Nice roll. Very military. #monsterdon #yonggary1999 #reptilian1999

Booyah!! #Monsterdon

“Nothing leaves this jeep. Anything said here is top secret.”

“Okay. We believe you. Let’s start sharing top secret information.”

#Monsterdon

Young Gary has a cloak? Or are the aliens transporting it? #monsterdon

NONE of this makes any sense guys. #Monsterdon

I hope that CD-R has hieroglyphs on them, and has hasn't mixed it up with his Slipknot Napster compilation.

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

How'd you dig that hole? Some kinda gigantic shovel on a tractor? Ha! Keep your secrets then

#Monsterdon #Yonggary1999

"why didn't you try to find us sooner?"
"I can't say now."

in other words, the writer needs a few more minutes to figure it out, give him a sec.

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

@strangefour also Stargate at least...

#monsterdon

She can't see the giant kaiju? #monsterdon #yonggary1999 #reptilian1999

Ahh the Holy Slackware Disc of Antioch!

#monsterdon
#Yonggary1999

Why the fuck does the soldier keep shifting gears on a flat straight road going a constant speed?

#monsterdon

What about the squished bodies? #Monsterdon

In the history of the USSican Army, no soldier has ever said "doesn't know his butt from a hole in the ground."

The word is *ass*. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I can't say now, but I can say in five minutes. Now, pull my finger...

#monsterdon
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That was a CD. I know cause it said CD on it.

He burnt the hieroglyphics to disc & then seeded the torrent. #Monsterdon

It's like there's a teleprompter on the car windshield feeding him these lines.

#monsterdon

@Taweret it hardly can get more #monsterdon than this.

#monsterdon You can...talk to him? Threaten him with the Power Rangers maybe?

Are we sure this is a movie and not just a Duke Nukem 3D level expansion? #Monsterdon #Reptilian2001

ROSWELL! ROSWELL!

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

Okay. Is the giant fuckoff CGI really and truly the bullshit hook that took THIS "aliens vs US military" script out of the slush pile and into the direct-to-video one?

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999

@peribotsarah

Don't bait us like this! 😆 We lose our concentration!

#Monsterdon

**Galaxion** troops???

That’s a fabulous shlocky sci-fi name

#Monsterdon

Never say “dig that hole” to a woman you just met.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon the aliens' voices are distorted in exactly the right way for me to not hear a goddamn thing they're saying

@Binder #monsterdon

A bordello?

are we gonna go Independence Day?

it feels like we're gonna go Independence Day.

#monsterdon

@cherizilla oh yeah fair point

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

#MonsterDon "I understand we're under attack" amazing

The California-Nevada border? But ... what of value is there? #Monsterdon

“What’s your objective?”

“Kill the enemy and break their toys.”

“Good answer.”

Then, we never see her again. Why did she even get a line?

#Monsterdon

MORE ALIEN PUPPETS PLEASE

#monsterdon

Someone significantly more versed in military insignia can say what all those service stripes are for.

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999

#Monsterdon 🕵️‍♀️⛏️🐊🐢🦎🐍🐉🦕🦖😱
#Yonggary1999

I feel that General Thomas doesn't probably need his readers for this

Good thing it's Parker. We all know Parker Lewis can't lose.

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

"What's your mission?"

"Kick ass."

"Dismissed."

#monsterdon

COPPERS! #reptilian1999 #monsterdon

... Zed's dead...

APD: "First Tennis Force"
Nobody correct it.

#Monsterdon #Yonggary1999

#monsterdon Yesssssssss, ragdolls!

‘I got here as fast as I could, damned governor’s ball. I understand we’re under attack?’

🤣🤣🤣

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999

#monsterdon
🕵️‍♀️⛏️🐊🐢🦎🐍🐉🦕🦖😱

What is your objective?

Kill the enemy and break their toys, sir!

Alrighty then..

@klu9 Not that I've seen.
#Monsterdon

BOOM BOOM #KnuckleTats

#Monsterdon

The ships in space have got to be from another film #Monsterdon

@cargot_robbie i’ve been listening to language learning tapes and that’s what the dialogue delivery reminds me of #Monsterdon

there is no plan from this U.S. Army.

none.

#monsterdon

yes sir

bwhahahahahahahahaha

that's straight out of starship troopers for the level of disconnectedness

#monsterdon

Many confusing and unpredictable acccents: she's a Hollyglot.

#Yonggary1999
#monsterdon

"How the hell am I going to explain this?!"

Well, without using the word 'pancake', as those bodies were clearly intact in those depressions they were stomped into.

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

DID HE JUST CAPL TUAT GUY "BOOM BOOM"? #Monsterdon

At least they had the decency to squish the worst of the actors so far

#Monsterdon

boom....boom?
#monsterdon

Boom boom

#monsterdon

#MonsterDon did they just beam up the fucking dragon

how the hell are you gonna explain a pit you dug? probably by saying you got out some shovels and

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

LOOK AWAY FROM THE INDENTATION, IT'S TOO DISTRESSING

#monsterdon

Look at the squished bodies or that footprint! #Monsterdon

Has there been a single non-white American?

#Monsterdon #Reptilian