boom....boom?
#monsterdon

Boom boom

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#MonsterDon did they just beam up the fucking dragon

how the hell are you gonna explain a pit you dug? probably by saying you got out some shovels and

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

LOOK AWAY FROM THE INDENTATION, IT'S TOO DISTRESSING

#monsterdon

Look at the squished bodies or that footprint! #Monsterdon

Has there been a single non-white American?

#Monsterdon #Reptilian

MORE CENTER OF GYRATION

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I have ‘building stomped’, but not ‘jackass stonped’. This stupid bingo card… #Monsterdon #Reptilian1999

Is that soldier wearing a lesbian-pride beret? :lesbian_flag:

#monsterdon

A reptile with spiked shoulder pads? Do we need to call a plumber?

#monsterdon

Now that she's seen it happen she's ready to believe that it could happen. #Monsterdon

Say "Godzilla" you coward!
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Paleontologists and journalists only want one thing and it's DISGUSTING

It's kind of cute how the movie thinks scientists are powerful figures on the world stage.

#Monsterdon #Reptilian2001

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Damn, this movie is so chopped. Get this thing edited was a nightmare apparently
#monsterdon
#reptillian1999

sorry I'm late
damn governor's ball
I understand we are under attack
#Monsterdon

Waiting for data before preemptive strikes? That'll never work. That's how you get preempted

#Monsterdon #Yonggary1999

#monsterdon Cautious US Military types? I call bullshit. ;)

I wonder if there has been quippy dialogue that I missed? It would give me a bingo....

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

#Monsterdon 🕵️‍♀️⛏️🐊🐢🦎🐍🐉🦕🦖😱
#Yonggary1999

I don't think 'preemptive' means what you think it means, apparently

A giant monster rampaging ranks lower in urgency than getting tanked on fancy liquor. #Monsterdon

"What have we done?"

Lady, we're all wondering that. What HAVE you done? We can't figure it out, either.

#monsterdon

if he rips out the sexist journalist's film again I'll laugh so hard I cry

#MonsterDon

"You're my creation! I made you!"

No you didn't, and even if you did, do you expect it understands English?

#monsterdon

This assertion on my part, of course, means that the giant fuckoff CGI will not be seen more than ... two additional times? Three?

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999

I'm sorry you got here as fast as you could too I was hoping we had at least another hour without you.

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

@moira@mastodon.murkworks.net It's a good line! It just needs some setup about how Professor Skeevy was deliberately feeding people to Yonggary to resurrect it. Alas.

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999

I'm sorry you got here as fast as you could too.
#reptilian1999 #monsterdon

#monsterdon
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I'm sorry I got here as fast as I could.
What?

Fancy flagship Hyundai! #Monsterdon #Reptilian2001

I'm sorry you got here as fast as you could, too.

#Monsterdon

Actually Jack O'Neill.

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"Check it out, you're in charge."

Eerie how this foretells future (from its PoV) military discipline. #Monsterdon

you're in charge?
they should have paid a homeless vet to vet this movie.
#reptilian1999 #monsterdon

How can you do a preemptive strike on something that already attacked? #monsterdon #yonggary1999 #reptilian1999

The acting makes 70s Hong Kong kung fu movie dubbing sound like Royal Shakespeare Company.

#Monsterdon #Reptilian2001

that's definitely how the US military works. some guy says to another guys, "You're in charge!" and then they're in charge.

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

Count me on team #goyounggary

#Yonggary1999
#monsterdon

And here comes the millitary.

#Monsterdon

My name's Young Gary and I'm here to say
I'm an alien dino from the R of K

#Monsterdon

The first one squooshed. Yes! #Monsterdon

wait, what? Scotty beamed it up?
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#reptillian1999

Might be casualties, check it out! Bring a poking stick

#Monsterdon #Yonggary1999

Ope, well seems pretty real now that it's crushing you, doesn't it?
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon "NOOOOOO! It isn't real!!!!"

What

Lots of people claiming credit for the works of aliens in this pic. #Monsterdon

Did… did Job Bluth perform an illusion? #Monsterdon

#assholegotstomped
#goyounggary

#Yonggary1999
#monsterdon

At least the professor got stomped

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

NOW she takes credit.
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#monsterdon that space lazer explosion was a tribute to exploding whale dot avi

"You're my creation! I made you!" as a line here doesn't even make _any_ sense even in a movie _this_ random. Not direct, not implied, not thematic sense. Absolutely no sense. What the actual fuck.

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

I do like how we consistently cut away to avoid seeing any details of the fx. #Monsterdon

“You’re my creation!”

Dude, you didn’t even do the digging to uncover the bones that were there since before you were born

#Monsterdon

lol this dialogue is seriously all over the place, I love it

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

and a "what have we done". *chefs kiss* #monsterdon

I'm gonna miss that guy. He reminded me of Matt Walsh from UCB if he forgot to be funny

#monsterdon

What have we done indeed.

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

#monsterdon And it's INVISIBLE! I LOVE IT!!!

This was pretty intense. Pretty good.
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@littlemiao There's something MAGICAL about the short choppy cuts that says "I have an amiga 500 and that makes me qualified to edit this movie.

#reptilian1999 #monsterdon

"NOOOOO! IT ISN"T REEEAAAAALL" with the stop motion lizard killed me😂
#Monsterdon

Oh! Oh, thank you! Thanks, movie, I appreciated that. #Monsterdon

Neither of them knows how to salute. #monsterdon #yonggary1999 #reptilian1999

"I CREATE LIFE!" (squish)

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999

Ooh! Fleshy reanimation! Twisters! This can’t be happening. #Monsterdon

Damn, I put my money on him getting eaten.

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#monsterdon They never take the threat of giant prehistoric monsters serious, at least while Republicans are in charge!

#monsterdon I'm very concerned about actor safety with these explosions and car throwings

Oh, thank fuck. Feels like they were rushing every ounce of plot into these first 25 pages, and now they can stop bothering and just describe what the giant fuckoff CGI does on-screen.

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999

"I can talk to him"

let's just sit with this dialogue for a minute

#Monsterdon

Squeeeeesh.

#Monsterdon

this CGI is bad even for 1999. it's like TV CGI from 1999. It's perfect

#Monsterdon

stompy stompy
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BULLSEYE

#Monsterdon

I MADE YOU!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAA

😂 😂 😂

#monsterdon

OMG I'm *living* for this dialog delivered into the middle distance. Now *this* is Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #Yonggary1999

@flowerpot bad and enjoyable are not mutually exclusive

We learn that lesson every week

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

@Taweret

yesss same same same

#Monsterdon 🕵️‍♀️⛏️🐊🐢🦎🐍🐉🦕🦖😱
#Yonggary1999

You... You can TALK to him? #Monsterdon

Aw, come on! Do not yell "No" only to remain alive.

#Reptilian_1999 #monsterdon

The prophesy has been fulfilled! Young Gary is a baddass!

#Yonggary1999
#monsterdon

Wha ... you ... you can TALK to the giant cartoon reptile? Hughes, wtf are you under that human suit? #Monsterdon

"This can't be happening!" "No! This isn't real!"

Incredible lines delivered by incredible actors here.

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

wow this is.....bad
#monsterdon

it has armor?
#reptilian1999 #monsterdon

wow that CG...

#monsterdon

Oh shut up with that “prophecy fulfilled” nonsense, old Private Ryan.

#Monsterdon

Young Gary's looking kinda rough

#Monsterdon

The skeleton in your body is alive.
Much like the bones in this movie
#Monsterdon

"No, it isn't real!"
"Well, yeah, it's clearly CG."

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

True, it really *isn't* real #Monsterdon #Reptilian2001

Are we sure AI didn’t write this script?

#Monsterdon

"this isn't real!"

in his defense, it doesn't look real.

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

I feel like there won't be a charming scene of this Yonggari dancing with a kid. #Monsterdon #Reptilian2001 #Yonggary1999

these are great lousy effects indeed. Imagine what a good director would made with this budget
#monsterdon #reptillian1999

KITTY!
#Monsterdon

Puppy! #Monsterdon