boom....boom?
#monsterdon
Boom boom
#MonsterDon did they just beam up the fucking dragon
how the hell are you gonna explain a pit you dug? probably by saying you got out some shovels and
LOOK AWAY FROM THE INDENTATION, IT'S TOO DISTRESSING
Look at the squished bodies or that footprint! #Monsterdon
Has there been a single non-white American?
MORE CENTER OF GYRATION
I have βbuilding stompedβ, but not βjackass stonpedβ. This stupid bingo cardβ¦ #Monsterdon #Reptilian1999
Is that soldier wearing a lesbian-pride beret? :lesbian_flag:
A reptile with spiked shoulder pads? Do we need to call a plumber?
Now that she's seen it happen she's ready to believe that it could happen. #Monsterdon
Say "Godzilla" you coward!
#Monsterdon
#monsterdon Paleontologists and journalists only want one thing and it's DISGUSTING
It's kind of cute how the movie thinks scientists are powerful figures on the world stage.
Damn, this movie is so chopped. Get this thing edited was a nightmare apparently
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#reptillian1999
sorry I'm late
damn governor's ball
I understand we are under attack
#Monsterdon
Waiting for data before preemptive strikes? That'll never work. That's how you get preempted
#monsterdon Cautious US Military types? I call bullshit. ;)
I wonder if there has been quippy dialogue that I missed? It would give me a bingo....
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#Yonggary1999
I don't think 'preemptive' means what you think it means, apparently
A giant monster rampaging ranks lower in urgency than getting tanked on fancy liquor. #Monsterdon
"What have we done?"
Lady, we're all wondering that. What HAVE you done? We can't figure it out, either.
if he rips out the sexist journalist's film again I'll laugh so hard I cry
"You're my creation! I made you!"
No you didn't, and even if you did, do you expect it understands English?
This assertion on my part, of course, means that the giant fuckoff CGI will not be seen more than ... two additional times? Three?
I'm sorry you got here as fast as you could too I was hoping we had at least another hour without you.
@moira@mastodon.murkworks.net It's a good line! It just needs some setup about how Professor Skeevy was deliberately feeding people to Yonggary to resurrect it. Alas.
#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999
I'm sorry you got here as fast as you could too.
#reptilian1999 #monsterdon
#monsterdon
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I'm sorry I got here as fast as I could.
What?
Fancy flagship Hyundai! #Monsterdon #Reptilian2001
I'm sorry you got here as fast as you could, too.
Actually Jack O'Neill.
"Check it out, you're in charge."
Eerie how this foretells future (from its PoV) military discipline. #Monsterdon
you're in charge?
they should have paid a homeless vet to vet this movie.
#reptilian1999 #monsterdon
How can you do a preemptive strike on something that already attacked? #monsterdon #yonggary1999 #reptilian1999
The acting makes 70s Hong Kong kung fu movie dubbing sound like Royal Shakespeare Company.
that's definitely how the US military works. some guy says to another guys, "You're in charge!" and then they're in charge.
Count me on team #goyounggary
And here comes the millitary.
My name's Young Gary and I'm here to say
I'm an alien dino from the R of K
The first one squooshed. Yes! #Monsterdon
wait, what? Scotty beamed it up?
#monsterdon
#reptillian1999
Might be casualties, check it out! Bring a poking stick
Ope, well seems pretty real now that it's crushing you, doesn't it?
#Monsterdon
#monsterdon "NOOOOOO! It isn't real!!!!"
What
Lots of people claiming credit for the works of aliens in this pic. #Monsterdon
Did⦠did Job Bluth perform an illusion? #Monsterdon
At least the professor got stomped
NOW she takes credit.
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#monsterdon that space lazer explosion was a tribute to exploding whale dot avi
"You're my creation! I made you!" as a line here doesn't even make _any_ sense even in a movie _this_ random. Not direct, not implied, not thematic sense. Absolutely no sense. What the actual fuck.
I do like how we consistently cut away to avoid seeing any details of the fx. #Monsterdon
βYouβre my creation!β
Dude, you didnβt even do the digging to uncover the bones that were there since before you were born
lol this dialogue is seriously all over the place, I love it
and a "what have we done". *chefs kiss* #monsterdon
I'm gonna miss that guy. He reminded me of Matt Walsh from UCB if he forgot to be funny
What have we done indeed.
#monsterdon And it's INVISIBLE! I LOVE IT!!!
This was pretty intense. Pretty good.
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@littlemiao There's something MAGICAL about the short choppy cuts that says "I have an amiga 500 and that makes me qualified to edit this movie.
"NOOOOO! IT ISN"T REEEAAAAALL" with the stop motion lizard killed meπ
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Oh! Oh, thank you! Thanks, movie, I appreciated that. #Monsterdon
Neither of them knows how to salute. #monsterdon #yonggary1999 #reptilian1999
"I CREATE LIFE!" (squish)
#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999
Ooh! Fleshy reanimation! Twisters! This canβt be happening. #Monsterdon
Damn, I put my money on him getting eaten.
#monsterdon They never take the threat of giant prehistoric monsters serious, at least while Republicans are in charge!
#monsterdon I'm very concerned about actor safety with these explosions and car throwings
Oh, thank fuck. Feels like they were rushing every ounce of plot into these first 25 pages, and now they can stop bothering and just describe what the giant fuckoff CGI does on-screen.
Squeeeeesh.
this CGI is bad even for 1999. it's like TV CGI from 1999. It's perfect
stompy stompy
#Monsterdon
BULLSEYE
OMG I'm *living* for this dialog delivered into the middle distance. Now *this* is Monsterdon
@flowerpot bad and enjoyable are not mutually exclusive
We learn that lesson every week
yesss same same same
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#Yonggary1999
You... You can TALK to him? #Monsterdon
Aw, come on! Do not yell "No" only to remain alive.
The prophesy has been fulfilled! Young Gary is a baddass!
Wha ... you ... you can TALK to the giant cartoon reptile? Hughes, wtf are you under that human suit? #Monsterdon
"This can't be happening!" "No! This isn't real!"
Incredible lines delivered by incredible actors here.
wow this is.....bad
#monsterdon
it has armor?
#reptilian1999 #monsterdon
wow that CG...
Oh shut up with that βprophecy fulfilledβ nonsense, old Private Ryan.
Young Gary's looking kinda rough
The skeleton in your body is alive.
Much like the bones in this movie
#Monsterdon
"No, it isn't real!"
"Well, yeah, it's clearly CG."
True, it really *isn't* real #Monsterdon #Reptilian2001
Are we sure AI didnβt write this script?
I feel like there won't be a charming scene of this Yonggari dancing with a kid. #Monsterdon #Reptilian2001 #Yonggary1999
these are great lousy effects indeed. Imagine what a good director would made with this budget
#monsterdon #reptillian1999
KITTY!
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Puppy! #Monsterdon