unfortunately, there is no investment in weather satellites anymore.

#monsterdon

Major General Ray Liotta's Balder Cousin

#Monsterdon

hydrogen molecules..... 🙄
#monsterdon

Use your infra-red eyeballs! #Monsterdon

They're controlling it by ... a beam? An infrared beam? Is this an alien TV clicker remote? #Monsterdon

This has got to be one of the stupidest films I've ever seen.
And yes, I saw both Lou Ferrigno and Arnold Schwarzenegger as Hercules.

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

little short chubby guy hoisting up some 6'11 man
#Monsterdon

ah there we go, reminding people of a much better film by referencing it #monsterdon

non-carbon stucture... like... EVERY METAL?
#reptilian1999 #monsterdon

Army bullies Spy, it's the circle of life. #Monsterdon

You know, considering the elaborate and bizarre introduction he got, I had assumed the photojournalist character was actually going to matter to the plot. #monsterdon #reptilian1999

#monsterdon I wonder how the jetpacks are helping.

The thing about guns is that you can shoot things from a distance. You don't have to get up close.

Oh—I missed that the soldiers were in jet packs! #Monsterdon

"They have discovered the secret Daemon"

Sir, you uh, put it on top of the dude's head. People are gonna notice. #Monsterdon

"The Kaiju killed all of the people we sent up against it in machines specifically designed to survive high velocity combat and evasion, so lets send in people without any of those things" #Monsterdon #Reptilian2001

#monsterdon

those flying marines remind me of that anime The Saga of Tanya the Evil

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Saga_of_Tanya_the_Evil

Joel and the Bots:

🎶 Yong-ga-REE
Yong--ga-RAH
Yong-ga-REE
Yong-ga-rah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Yong-ga-REE
Yong-ga-REE
MY KAIJU'S FULL OF TANKS 🎶

#monsterdon

lotsa good pew pewing
#monsterdon

Old Private Ryan: “can we stop saying daemon?“

#Monsterdon

I think that payphone was Korean
#Monsterdon #Reptilian2001

*This* was the best take of his speech? Yikes. #Monsterdon #Reptilian1999

Shooting at the enemy's head! Why didn't we think of that!

#Monsterdon

what's the point of being a fucking rocket marine if you are just going to hover in the same place and shoot, just fucking land and then you'll at least have the cover of the trees #monsterdon

Go Testosterone Force!!! Kick Butt!!

#Monsterdon

Classic boss fight, target the conspicuous focus of its power. #Monsterdon

So, attack it's weak spot for massive damage.

Uh-huh.

#monsterdon
#Yonggary1999

@aburka well yea the helicopters with heavy munitions didn't work out so we figured in we'd send in a single squad of chucklefucks

#Monsterdon

#monsterDon but then who will fly the helicopter, Lieutenant

The legend says the monster will destroy many helicopters...

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999

#monsterdon oh no they have jetpacks. Or hoverboards?

So cute that they have jetpacks, but no radio to coordinate
#monsterdon
#reptillian1999

"Compared to this guy, Godzilla is a pussy."

Okay now can Godzilla have a cameo just to expressly eat that guy in particular?

#monsterdon

I don't think bringing Cenobites along is going to go the way you think #Monsterdon #Reptilian2001

https://youtu.be/1FKpU0pnne8

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

It's the final CGI boss battle.
#Monsterdon

If these dudes can fly I think that pretty much confirms that they're trans, yea? #Monsterdon

pewpewpewpewpew

#monsterdon

wait what the fuck we have jetpack soldiers??? #monsterdon

GODZILLA IS NOT A PUSSY

#Monsterdon

okay this guy _in particular_ needs to die

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

"Who else can handle the Hellraiser?"

(very "the doctor's name is Frankenstein" voice) um actualllllly the box is called Lemarchand's configuration, it's just the *franchise* that is called Hellraiser

#Monsterdon

is that commando carrying a _gatling gun_?!

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

could they be trying to imply here that... nuclear power... is... bad?? it's very subtle #monsterdon

this movie tho

#monsterdon

Ah, the age-old trope of destroy-the-nuclear-power-plant-and-it-goes-off-like-a-bomb.

#Monsterdon

This entire movie could have been inside of a warehouse sound stage. #Monsterdon

Is volunteering to use a weapon you haven't been trained on a "Heroic Act"?

Asking for a friend.

#Yonggary1999
#Monsterdon

if you wanted to cause a Nuclear Incident, there's way less flashy options

#monsterdon

that scene was about the director’s compulsory military service #Monsterdon

"area of expertise" "logistics" look I know these are military jargon but also I'm /certain/ no military personnel have ever used words with that many syllables while on a chopper

#Monsterdon #Yonggary1999

I don’t know what happened to me but I basically already forgot most of the plot in this film. Maybe I have been disassociating but all I remember is that the big dinosaur killed a lot of helicopters and buildings and there’s some aliens #monsterdon

The old hovering & stationary gambit, eh? #Monsterdon

@srol oh that is a PERFECT analogy (CDROM FMV acting)

#monsterdon

ALERT: HE HAS A HEADLAMP!
#monsterdon #yonggary1999 #reptilian1999

Haha

Sir that means we'll have to shoot at something, and that's not what I signed up for

#Monsterdon

"I'm requesting this post, sir!" [hits him with a post]

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

Shot Lewis and kick his body out of the chopper
#monsterdon
#reptillian1999

#monsterdon weird how the cave with the dinosaur bones had a happy meal toy in it

#Monsterdon 🕵️‍♀️⛏️🐊🐢🦎🐍🐉🦕🦖😱
#Yonggary1999

Yeah, O'Neal.

That's a mighty light Hellraiser....

#monsterdon

A Rebellious Hellraiser who Feels Fear #Monsterdon

I just want to apologize for my earlier comment about this movie being the Hyundai of kaiju movies, my first car was an Elantra and it was a great car

#Monsterdon

@jonny

I think they had those in WWII.

#Yonggary1999
#Monsterdon

"I'm afraid!"
"Okay! The army releases you! Find your bliss!"
#monsterdon #yonggary1999 #reptilian1999

No, no, we're all stuck in this now for the duration.

#monsterdon

"I request to be removed from this mission!"

"Okay!" [shoves him out the hatch]

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

By "the daemon will glow red" I assume they mean the OpenGL rendering demon. In embarrassment #Monsterdon #Reptilian2001

You were born for this day sounds like quite the insult.

#monsterdon

"Men, you're lucky men. Soon you'll be fighting for your planet, many of you will die for your planet. Some of you will be forced through a fine mesh screen for your planet. They will be the lucky ones."

#monsterdon
#Yonggary1999

#monsterdon
🕵️‍♀️⛏️🐊🐢🦎🐍🐉🦕🦖😱

I want you sharp, and proud. I want you to be my rabbit. YES SIR!!

I request to be removed from this operation..

I think I just saw a Korean Dude.

#Monsterdon #Reptilian2001

Aliens. No missiles left. This sounds familiar.
Maybe the others will "plow the road" the guy with one left.

#monsterdon

Seriously, this dialogue is *embarrassingly* bad. Why is a Korean movie trying to do hyperpatriotic Americanism?

#Monsterdon

Laser Rangers?!?!?! #Monsterdon

"Any questions?"

"I gotta pee sir!"

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

He has to take his helmet off to get permission to speak. #Monsterdon

I got pulled away to do some work stuff and I see plotwise I have missed nothing.

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

"The fate of the whole world rests on our small arms being more effective than helicopter gunships' autocannons."

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

@peribotsarah oooooooooooooh-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

Oh shit the fate of all mankind AGAIN? Third time this week alone. #Monsterdon

APD movie summary: the first tennis force has arrived at the dick site

#Monsterdon #Yonggary1999

The grad student decodes it from her doodling #Monsterdon

“We're not exactly in Vegas, are we?”

So, when you’re not in Vegas, the odds are…in your favor?

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon So, did they just hire every random white person in Korea to be in this movie?

Whether or not they were trained as actors?

Yea, I know it's not in Vegas, I already said Fresno, sheesh. #Monsterdon

indeed, death would also be considered Winning at this stage.

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

I wonder what happened to the photo guy. He was so generic, this movie misses such a character....
#monsterdon
#reptillian1999

WHAT HAPPENS OUTSIDE VEGAS

*EVERYONE* KNOWS ABOUT

#monsterdon

if they need diamonds against a kaiju what they really need are david bowie's diamond dogs

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

oh, that's fun. now we've got a relic to try and toss into the giant "Poltergeist" rip in the CGI's forehead.

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999

"We can't use our fancy new laser. It's not safe!"

Yeah, because the rampaging monster is totally safe.

#monsterdon

@jonny https://movies.stackexchange.com/q/89550/1099 seems relevant

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

"Well, JACK, what's your ASSessment?"

I see what you did there, movie. #Monsterdon

might have to clip that “you’re right! that’s it” lineread #monsterdon

We have countdown timer.

#Yonggary1999
#monsterdon

THat general looks like "Tall Frasier's Dad."
#monsterdon #yonggary1999 #reptilian1999

OOH now that's a macguffin if I ever sawr one

#Monsterdon #Yonggary1999

because teh 250million year old alien language sounds *ALMOST* like english

#reptilian1999 #monsterdon