We have countdown timer.

#Yonggary1999
#monsterdon

THat general looks like "Tall Frasier's Dad."
#monsterdon #yonggary1999 #reptilian1999

OOH now that's a macguffin if I ever sawr one

#Monsterdon #Yonggary1999

because teh 250million year old alien language sounds *ALMOST* like english

#reptilian1999 #monsterdon

@diazona

I’d be cleaning off that keyboard before typing that password in.

#Monsterdon

@peribotsarah What's your favourite TV show?!

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

Daemon Diamond. Ofc! It's so obvious when you ... show me completely spurious & unrelated ephemera #Monsterdon

iunno, Young Gary is no Matt Damon.

certainly no Dustin Diamond.

#monsterdon

How the hell many fighter jets are there? At least 10 have been destroyed already… #Monsterdon #Reptilian1999

#monsterdon
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Daemon.. Diamond.. sure.

Daddy loves E.T.? This movie took a turn lol
#monsterdon

Young Gary is a pawn... no that's not how pawns work, not at all.

#Yonggary1999
#monsterdon

"Get your T-Force ready" of course, trans people have to do all the work, as usual #Monsterdon #Reptilian2001

The Daemon?! *ears perk up* #Monsterdon

"yes it's all obvious now"

??? glad this guy knows what's going on, i guess.

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

laser....jetpacks?

these military guys go wayyy to fast to catch half of what they're yapping about
#monsterdon

was it star wars that first did these like glass-plate-with-grids-on-it Military Strategy Thingamabobs or who came up with the idea that having a transparent screen was a thing that would ever exist #monsterdon

"Yes, it's all quite obvious now."

...Is it?

#Monsterdon

@littlemiao

It has an AT Field! We need Evangelions!

#Yonggary1999
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🕵️‍♀️⛏️🐊🐢🦎🐍🐉🦕🦖😱
#Yonggary1999

it all comes down to resolving pronominal coreference, as per uzh

Did someone say lasers?!?!?! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon "...and the creature called Man will be destroyed by his own intelligence."

"What intelligence?"

Fuckin got our asses, Holly!!!!!!!

Doctor Whose?

#Monsterdon

are we gonna send out...U.S. Army in jetpacks?!

#monsterdon

#monsterdon That hapless beat cop is my favorite character so far. "Oh maaan."

And he will be destroyed by his intelligence.

What intelligence?

Yes. What intelligence, indeed.

#monsterdon

"And this creature called Man will be destroyed by his own intelligence."
"What intelligence?"

Movie, you can't just pull out the zingers like this, you're killing me!

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999

"What intelligence?" Oh girl. Oh GIRL. Just wait 25 years.

#Monsterdon #Yonggary1999

@paco Dr. Alan Grant! #Monsterdon

There's a prophecy about the destruction of man, that dates from... 250 million years ago?
So way before anything like man walked the Earth, yeah?

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

Jetpacks. This movie is *corny* corny. #Monsterdon

"what intelligence?"

OMG seriously Holly you are too good for this movie

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

BRB changing my passwords

#Monsterdon

“Good—it’s decoding” #Monsterdon

Doc likes a young girl...
pervert old bastard
#monsterdon
#reptillian1999

#Monsterdon 🕵️‍♀️⛏️🐊🐢🦎🐍🐉🦕🦖😱
#Yonggary1999

sure yes all ancient heiroglyphic systems have a character for 'wrath'

"This creature called man"

Oh geeze, that fucking guy.. #Monsterdon

@socketwench 🤣

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

is that E.T. with the '.'s or...
wait they just had to load it? there's no ... like anything? to this?
#reptilian1999 #monsterdon

"WHAT intelligence?"

About sums up this film

#Monsterdon #Reptilian

nice they had a computer that could read this alien language.

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

@littlemiao

"One AMRAAM left!"

There's your problem, you are shooting air-to-air missiles at a ground target.

#Yonggary1999
#Monsterdon

I'm running out of things to say about this, uh, "film"

A quote won't leave my mind:

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999

“What intelligence?”

Evergreen #Monsterdon quote.

"Daddy loves E.T."

wat

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

Better blown up by a kaiju than falling off an aircraft carrier, I guess?

#monsterdon

Director: OK, you appreciate the coat being given to you by the old guy. You really appreciate it. C'mon, give me some more.

#monsterdon

Daddy Loves ET? Daddy Loves ET? DADDY LOVES ET? #Monsterdon

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I love giving women coats that are half my age inside a building..

has the whole movie taken place in a jet fighting scene it feels like this has gone on four hours and i just got here #monsterdon

We lost 9 to 16 #Monsterdon

Sandby? You don't know your ammo? The number of MISSILES YOU HAVE SHOT?

#reptilian1999 #monsterdon

another #monsterdon where everyone is terrible at their jobs

@nev but seriously though I have little to no idea what real military etiquette and lingo and such are like... much of this is just comical though

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

@nev too right, eh

#Monsterdon #Yonggary1999

Things you should not say in your kaiju movie: "Can anyone see it?"

#Monsterdon

"I'm your rabbit" "I told you, not outside the bedroom!" #Monsterdon #Reptilian2001

#monsterdon I have to say, the way Yonggary horks up a wad of laser is pretty unimpressive

look, that building was rigged, rigged to blow!

#monsterdon

"I'm your rabbit!"

I told you not to call me that in public, Tiger!

#Monsterdon

My favourite actors in the film so far are the absolutely lifelike and believable kids.

#monsterdon

Guys, he keeps ducking. Aim LOWER next time.
#Monsterdon

US Military: 1

Giant ass kaiju who can duck: 72348672346827364

#monsterdon
#Yonggary1999

We hunting wabbits.

#Monsterdon

My biggest question about these planes is how do that all miss him, and all hit vastly different parts of the city?

#monsterdon

@nev hey now nobody can beat Americans when it comes to being blissfully ignorant

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

@emma That’s a negative Ghostrider the pattern is full #Monsterdon

Is that the city from Blade Runner? #Monsterdon

Sure, nuke New Pork City there. You've got at least four other cities in Definitely America, right? #Monsterdon

If we drop a bomb on a major South American city, the damage will be in the... Brazilians

#Monsterdon #Yonggary1999

The Air Force will destroy L.A. long before they nuke it. #Monsterdon

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#Yonggary1999

ugh military leadership showing perfect willingness to follow stupid and probably illegal orders dangit I wanted an *escape* from current events

@techlifeweb "With the blast shield down I can't see anything."

"Let go, Luke!"

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Why the *fudge* is the satellite view from below the monster?!

OH SHIT IT'S NOT THE CODE SCREEN FROM WAR GAMES

just...real...real close.

#monsterdon

I wonder why our monster has to use its abs to spit a fireball. I wonder if this is some reptilian stomach disease.
Maybe it was something it eated.
#monsterdon
#reptillian1999

How did I know they'd be mentioning collateral damage? It's the military. #Monsterdon

#MonsterDon what did it have against school kids anyway, it doesn't even go here

@cptbutton “Clever” is open to interpretation after all! Bingo for me then 🎉 #Monsterdon

Why are we shooing sidewinders at Young Gary now? What are they seeking?

#Yonggary1999
#monsterdon

The City of Townsville is getting destroyed. Like usual.
#monsterdon

"Switching to relatively low yield heat-seeking air-to-air missiles against the target that is substantially less hot than a jet exhaust, over."

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

@CactuarJoe Korean kaiju are soft I guess

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

These planes have more ordinance than a playthrough of Ace Combat.

#monsterdon
#Yonggary1999

oh shit we got Beast Wars grade CGI, i unironically love this window of CGI tech #monsterdon

#monsterdon So far, my favorite character is the lady who just swears at her radar screen.

"What the hell was that" she asks for the third time. #monsterdon

"no, I never heard of such a thing as evacuation plans for the city"

#monsterdon

They've switched from bullets to side winders. #Monsterdon

@randy_s what the hell kind of pay phone is that? #monsterdon #yonggary1999 #reptilian1999

Monster Yonggary has some moves. You can't hit him with your rocket missiles. He'll duck every time.
#Monsterdon

so many people get all worked up about unrealistic military etiquette, lingo, guns and gunfire, etc., in movies and i get to be blissfully ignorant because i am canadian

#Monsterdon

It's interesting how sometimes this kaiju is super accurate & sometimes they just destroy a bunch of model infrastructure. #Monsterdon

So... the school bus is too fast for him but the F16's are easy targets.

That tracks.
#reptilian1999 #monsterdon

#monsterdon Four planes! Wait! These are sticky notes! Not Airplanes!

He got Daria's grandfather?!

#Monsterdon

@littlemiao

I've checked it.

#Yonggary1999
#Monsterdon

Who had "Fox Two" on your bingo card? #Monsterdon

9 year old girl scout pilot

"look out"

#Monsterdon

fire, which moves faster than missiles, ...

#monsterdon