Noooooo my model skyscraper oh Yonggary caught it. #Monsterdon

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Damn! Our attack plans never included anything that could duck!!

So there are like three different military squads attacking the monster and none of them know what the others are doing

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

Have they considered moving beyond the conventional weapons?

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

"He's a monster!"

Yeah .... We know. Thanks buddy.

#monsterdon

AIM LOWER YOU DUMB FUCKS!

#Monsterdon

It's afraid

#Monsterdon #Reptilian

Turns out it's Yonggian psychology which my mind is modeled on #Monsterdon

This is alpha one, reminding you that you still can't aim for shit. #Monsterdon

And now stripped of alien control, Young Gary switches to eloquent prose to apologise and propose combined retaliation against spaceship aliens.

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

What is this countdown that’s been going since before they even knew anything was happening? #Monsterdon #Reptilian1999

According to the patrolman's uniform, this "city" is supposed to be Los Angeles.

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999

Eagle five! Carter! PULL UP!

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

#monsterdon #bbq

I think this movie is what happens when a first time director is also the only scriptwriter. NO SUBSTITUTIONS, READ IT AS WRITTEN

#Monsterdon #Yonggary1999

Mr Monster... I'd like you to meet... My little friend!
--Boogie Nights (1998)

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon "Mr. Monster. I'd like you to meet my little friend. Barbeque this, bucko!"

That's simply too many catchphrases

Great job O'neil, you shortened the movie.

#Yonggary1999
#monsterdon

did they activate Peace Mode?

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hashtag yearning #Monsterdon

Uh yeah, I don't think one guy flying into him with a jetpack will take him down...
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this script is 100% clichés. still not the worst monsterdon script we've experienced

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@trixter every line is the worst version of the most canonical line you could possibly say in that moment #monsterdon

fucking christ, don't keep adding minor plotlines with the supporting cast

and stop attempting to make anyone witty

if you wanted wit, this should've been a movie about aliens unearthing and reanimating Oscar Wilde, who I'm certain would be on board with destroying the modern world

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999

That soldier is so mad because he never had a chance to tell that other soldier that he loved him. #Monsterdon

"He's 20 stories high! the monster!"

GREAT crowd dialogue

#monsterdon

🦖MONSTERDON 🎞️

⁉️ SCALY TRIVIA 🦎

I am a certain age where seeing these jet packs just reminds me that I never got what I was promised as a youth.

#Monsterdon #Reptilian #Reptilian1999

CGI doesn’t make them movies any better! :blobdisapproval:
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These guns have no recoil.

Haven't been watching #Reptilian1999 this nochy, but it must be a helluva stinker because the burns it's receiving on the #Monsterdon
timeline are searing.

y'know the monster disintegrating/disappearing effect is kinda okay.

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

I swear to heck I thought he was going to pull out a hunting knife and I wish we were watching that movie

#Monsterdon #Yonggary1999

Insulting a kaiju's mama? On Mother's Day? Read the room, movie. #monsterdon

Worst Iron Man movie ever.

#Monsterdon

Yoggary is a friend to children now!
#monsterdon #yonggary1999 #reptilian1999

Whoa, he just headbutted Yunggury. #Monsterdon

DIAMOND PUNCH!

#monsterdon

still.... standing....???????

#monsterdon

"Barbecue this, bucko!"
Yonggary: barbecues this, probably

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999

Mr. Monster. at least he's respectful?

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

lol the jetpacks

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

This dialogue is stealing my life force.

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

Hold up, there was a billboard for Coka Cola?!
#monsterdon

the jetpacks aldkjfa;ldkfjal;dskf

#Monsterdon

I would just like to call out for a sec how we've had a bunch of guys blowing up in various fashions and so far, not a SINGLE Wilhelm.

#Monsterdon

He's gonna pull a Randy Quaid. #Monsterdon

Please shoot the daemon and end this movie.

#Yonggary1999
#monsterdon

Daddy loves et.
Lol
#monsterdon

"Whatever you do, maintain the totally ineffective suppressive fire!"

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

@Taweret

Down.

The next level down.

#Monsterdon

@Taweret

I'll never look at someone wielding a minigun while jetpackless the same again!

#Monsterdon #Reptilian

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Shoot the diamond! The non-carbon diamond!

Honestly, the dialogue is giving me contact embarrassment here. #Monsterdon

barbeque this, bucko

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Calling Yonggary 'dino' is just racist. Don't be that guy. #Monsterdon

oh, he survived huh. boo.

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

Big monster mad, gonna get the fly swatter out!
#monsterdon

Men in black, with a blue suit?
#monsterdon

🦖MONSTERDON 🎞️

⁉️ SCALY TRIVIA 🦎

"Cartoonish"
- Description of Reptilian special effects in review by StompTokyo.com

(Not sure about you all, but it makes me happy just to know there is a web site with that name)

#Monsterdon #Reptilian #Reptilian1999

"And because aliens aren't covered by any law known to man, there would be nothing stopping us keeping them in our fuck-dungeon indefinitely!"

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

Is the Daemon SSH?

#Monsterdon

A little sad to have missed too much #monsterdon for the night but for a good reason. I was watching Sharknado 2.

Aha, the level five spy's plan: lure aliens close so he can fuck an alien. #Monsterdon

"It's Mills. They've bought it. Hilarious, I know. They're so stupid."

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

Kinda missing the rubber suits! :blobthinkingglare:
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look I'm impressed at whatever advance in fuel technology these rocketeers got.

how are they not out of fuel?

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Beta One? Let me know when they send Sigma One

#Monsterdon #Yonggary1999

Sending a fighter to do a bomber's job. Cmon guys.

#Yonggary1999
#monsterdon

Monster wants Rolaids!
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@RobynGoodfellow You know, the American one. #Monsterdon

A Stealth *Fighter* for dropping a nuclear bomb?

#Yonggary1999
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#reptilian1999 #monsterdon
finaly some beta males.

@paco time until the president nukes LA #monsterdon

"Beta One, you are Number One"

Uh.
What. Uh. What happened to Alpha? #Monsterdon

Infinite fuel jet packs.

#Monsterdon

Totally non-localized. If it’s approaching “the city” you can show this anywhere. #Monsterdon

So, they have a president, but they couldn't get a generic enough to be on screen?
#monsterdon
#reptillian1999

#monsterdon So, Nuking a major city to prevent Yonggary from ... destroying that same major city?

Pep talk!
Why do I feel so depressed?
#monsterdon

yo chemists in the room what would it take for a molecule to make you be like "a molecular structure unlike anything we've ever seen," i thought that like even though lots of molecules are physically impossible that you sorta have a good handle on "the kinds of molecules that can possibly exist" even if we don't know how it all works #monsterdon

Smoke 'em if you got 'em, the President's about to nuke an American city. #Monsterdon

They're launching the bomber... with 90 minutes left on the countdown???

#monsterdon

@Newpa_Hasai Surely "Yung-ga-RI" would also be cool. wouldn't it?

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

@faoluin masers

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

They weren’t already using infrared tracking? I’m a freaking musician and even I know that if we’re dealing with aliens we need to be checking *all* relevant forms of energy/light, etc.

#Monsterdon

Oh no, they're gonna bomb Generic American City A! D: D: D: #Monsterdon

Wait. Did they just ret-con the glowing diamond onto Young Gary’s forehead? #Monsterdon #Reptilian1999

@blogdiva lol for some reason this JUST showed up on my feed and I was so confused trying to figure what was going on with #Monsterdon

No one thought to try infrared until just now?

#Monsterdon

everything even a little science related is some real "okay sure" an...

...is that guy's helmet strap a seatbelt? Is that clip a seatbelt clip? wtf, props?

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

So that soldier was in charge of calling the Cenabites?

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"We've just received word, it's changed direction"

Oh shit, Yonggary can turn #Monsterdon

unfortunately, there is no investment in weather satellites anymore.

#monsterdon

Major General Ray Liotta's Balder Cousin

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hydrogen molecules..... 🙄
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Use your infra-red eyeballs! #Monsterdon

They're controlling it by ... a beam? An infrared beam? Is this an alien TV clicker remote? #Monsterdon

This has got to be one of the stupidest films I've ever seen.
And yes, I saw both Lou Ferrigno and Arnold Schwarzenegger as Hercules.

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

little short chubby guy hoisting up some 6'11 man
#Monsterdon

ah there we go, reminding people of a much better film by referencing it #monsterdon