"If that thing were any meaner, I'd swear it was my wife."

:D :D :D

#Monsterdon #Reptilian

#monsterdon If it were any meaner, it'd be... his wife?

If your wife is so mean, why're yoiu still married to her?

#Monsterdon

Uh... It's turning into a place for kids to show affection to cute animals, but prehistoric animals instead?

So not a kaiju warzone, then?

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

haha wife bad, so 90s, very droll

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999

Time for the final battle.... #monsterdon

Whatever it is, I love it. It's like an ankylosaur crossed with an eurypterid.

#Monsterdon

Yongarry’s enemy emerges! #Monsterdon

“Damn! This place is turning into a freaking prehistoric petting zoo!”

They gave this guy all the “good” lines.

#Monsterdon

@diazona 😁#Monsterdon

🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

#Monsterdon

It's in the city?! No shit it's in the city, it's been in the city for the last hour and a half!

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

@RobynGoodfellow sadly that would have been more realistic

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

"Sgt Archie's come to save me..." #XTC #Monsterdon

It's a…uhhhh…the fuck is that?

#Monsterdon

okay, i'll take punched in a poorly done stunt fight as well.

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

Centaur crab! Nice. #Monsterdon

let’s hope Young Gary dances and raps during the end credits #Monsterdon

At least they put a bit of a twist on Anguiris?

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999

#Monsterdon 🕵️‍♀️⛏️🐊🐢🦎🐍🐉🦕🦖😱
#Yonggary1999

excellent moar KAIJU

well that's not QUITE a water bear...

#monsterdon

That's LA for you. Military action going on. Monster destroying the city. "Let's go stand next to the monster's tail to see how big it is.

#monsterdon

I'm not sure you know what a "petting zoo" is

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

Here giant dino, I wanna pet you!

#Monsterdon

@blue interesting choice to make the secret government agency guy a doofus instead of like a sinistart spy looking guy #monsterdon

That's why that guy's such a great special ops guy, he's got a knack for just strolling on scene when it needs resolved. #Monsterdon

Sargent Archie?

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

how did he get back out in the first place?

I though they locked him up
#Monsterdon

More monsters? 😃
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Sargent Archie just stands outside that door waiting to punch whoever opens it.

Wait, the SECOND monster gets miniature work? I'm jealous. #Monsterdon

Wow, right in the nuts! Hilarious!

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

Is that…a giant…crab?

#Monsterdon

"Shove him into a locker, Sergeant!"

#Monsterdon

@steggy but did he post the picture? i think not! 😆

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🕵️‍♀️⛏️🐊🐢🦎🐍🐉🦕🦖😱
#Yonggary1999

someone say other random numbers at the same time! He'll never get the code that way!

Is it time for crab?

#monsterdon

We're just trying to say lines here.

"Psst."

"Oh sorry"

"We're just trying to save lives here."

#monsterdon

7-4-5? That's the same code I have on my luggage! #Monsterdon

Next he'll be asking for a Winnebago, fully loaded, big kitchen...

#monsterdon
#Yonggary1999

If they had that other creature, why did they need Youngish Gary?
#monsterdon #yonggary1999 #reptilian1999

Why was I not told about the second monster? #monsterdon

oh my god, can someone just shoot this dude and be done with it?

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

"This guy's a fruitcake"

Look who's fucking TALKING buddy!

#Monsterdon

Shit, the general just gave away my ATM PIN

#Monsterdon

Well, call Spectroman already!
#monsterdon
#reptillian1999

well, SOMEBODY, doesn't know how jammers work

#monsterdon

Barbecue this, bucko! #Monsterdon #Reptilian1999

Holly is trying to save lives; I can't say the same for the military dudes around her. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🕵️‍♀️⛏️🐊🐢🦎🐍🐉🦕🦖😱
#Yonggary1999

Yonggary, none of these people/aliens are acting in your best interest. it's time for you to go rogue and make your own ding dang decisions, friend!

fucking what the fuck is cycor. not that I care; I'm just tired of more and more bullshit being thrown at the walls.

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999

Now we have a graboid?

#Monsterdon #Reptilian

Aeolus 14 Umbra, Aeolus 14 Umbra, what clever instructions do you have for me

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

Well, maybe we can get twenty minutes or so of a kaiju fight. #Monsterdon

Whaaaaaat, the extremely suspicious guy is doing bad things!?

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

I hope it's Angirus.

#monsterdon
#Yonggary1999

oh my fucking science, Mills didn't even Leave the Fucking Room to betray humanity. Dumbass. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon
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The aliens were supplied by the Laserblast team.

Stargate had the number of one-liners correct, and even then, it takes a Kurt Russell to deliver "give my regards to King Tut, asshole"

#Monsterdon

I went to search my hypothesis and apparently my top result for "Reptilian" is the Wikipedia page for "reptilian conspiracy theory" and I genuinely don't think I earned this disrespect

#Monsterdon #Yonggary1999

"Get us back up"

"All systems are down."

I expected those lines to be delivered in the opposite order.

#monsterdon

I think this probably happens in the Escape From New York cinematic universe. #Monsterdon

So, the aliens decided to nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

#Monsterdon

Why didn't they just *start* with the final plan and spare us all this movie?? #Monsterdon #Reptilian2001

#Monsterdon 🕵️‍♀️⛏️🐊🐢🦎🐍🐉🦕🦖😱
#Yonggary1999

Yeah, Smitty!

Yeah, Smitty, get us up. #Monsterdon

Oh now that's some EXCELLENT miniature destruction!!

#Monsterdon

"Hello? Mr President?"

Ah, that pissy bitch hung up on me. #Monsterdon

We have it under control, so sell it to the Weyland-Yutani Bio-Weapons Division.

#Yonggary1999
#Monsterdon

yet another scene weakly ripped off from Independence Day

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

@diazona Anyone with a speaking role must DIE!
#Monsterdon

Did the journalist from the beginning get squished without me noticing? #Monsterdon

That massive city explosion scene was 100% stolen from ID4.

#Monsterdon

Young Gary redemption arc engaged.

#Yonggary1999
#monsterdon

THEN ITS NOT A LASER.
#reptilian1999 #monsterdon

"General, another thing just appeared on radar"

Is ... is ANY detail available? #Monsterdon

if only i could believe that The Final Plan meant this movie was almost over.

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

wut

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

Wait. Dino is friend? Since when? Is it because they took out his forehead macguffin?

#Monsterdon

We must activate the final plan:

THE END

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🕵️‍♀️⛏️🐊🐢🦎🐍🐉🦕🦖😱
#Yonggary1999

alien exposition is helpful actually

Seems to be a constipation in the fediverse now, probably from compacted #Monsterdon posts.

I was talking to the void: forgot the #monsterdon hashtag

No good, I've known too many spies to accept your attempt at making amends #Monsterdon

No, see, he's a good 20 story tall monster now.

#Monsterdon

can i get a quick whats his deal on gary if anyone has a second #monsterdon

This fucking guy… #Monsterdon #Reptilian2001 #Yonggary1999

#monsterdon HE'S ON OUR SIDE?!?!?!

WHY

BASED ON WHAT

"I'm just trying to make amends."
"Goddammit, this is NOT the time for your 12-step program!"

#Monsterdon #Reptilian

Got it., if the airforce is ever shooting at me with missles. ... duck. got it.
#reptilian1999 #monsterdon

what? no nuclear bomb?

I am disappointed

#Monsterdon

This movie is the identity movie. If you took all the movies made, and added this movie to them, they'd be equal in quality.

There's not enough to joke. The scenes are good, but the lack of selling lines has gone from funny to slowing.

I need more movie per movie.

#monsterdon

Noooooo my model skyscraper oh Yonggary caught it. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon
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Damn! Our attack plans never included anything that could duck!!

So there are like three different military squads attacking the monster and none of them know what the others are doing

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

Have they considered moving beyond the conventional weapons?

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

"He's a monster!"

Yeah .... We know. Thanks buddy.

#monsterdon

AIM LOWER YOU DUMB FUCKS!

#Monsterdon

It's afraid

#Monsterdon #Reptilian