@strangefour Like how people are with sports teams

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

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We have a kill!!

The ole duck to avoid getting hit, works again. Who'd have thought?
#Monsterdon

Call Sign Beta One has gotta hurt.

#Monsterdon

"Is it over?"

Mm, we've got a couple minutes left.

#Monsterdon

Ok... I know LA likes its traffic, but 12 lane road in the middle of downtown?

#Monsterdon

he's just tired
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oh nvm, it blew up
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meanwhile the soundtrack is playing out of a 5 cent radio you'd get at a book fair #monsterdon

So, that is it? Young Gary, will fuck off into the see at the end of this ludicrous Kaiju battle?
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#reptillian1999

Snap! #Monsterdon

the guy's little whip things are just making me more confident it's got Chelicerata in its ancestry somewhere

#Monsterdon

That general is giddy watching this kaiju foreplay. #Monsterdon

alien crab superiority

#teamClaw
#monsterdon

I'm sorry, but it sure looks like Juventuud Garold is still kicking

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999

it's carcinization, sir - but at a fantastic rate!

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

don't you want some twizzlers now?

#monsterdon

Would you just pull a Gamera and use your damn Plastron Cannon so we can all go to bed already!?

#monsterdon
#Yonggary1999

@cocaine_owlbear

Missed the vital spot!

#Yonggary1999
#Monsterdon

boom, headshot

#Monsterdon #Reptilian2001 #Yonggary1999

Oooh love a good headless monster. #Monsterdon

This!
This is the type of movie that can make a little child say "I WANNA GROW UP TO MAKE MOVIES"

This... is inspiring! I could do better then this!
.

#reptilian1999 #monsterdon

Beheaded! #Monsterdon

RAMPAGE

#Yonggary1999
#monsterdon

The damn thing's back! Man this is totally insane!

YES

#monsterdon

oh uh I just its head just went flying and oh no wait it's not dead

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

YESSSSSSSSSSSS
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It moves like a pantomime horse.
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MEGAKILL

#Yonggary1999
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We ..... won?

AND AGAIN

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

quick! quick! pull a hydra!

#monsterdon

detachable kaiju head

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

I wonder if there is a Private Jughead.

#monsterdon

How many of the characters in this movie were remotely necessary for the plot?

Even if you count people who got squished early on?

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

And now, tentacle head! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Wow, check how many lanes those roads have.

Insane urban design. They need mass transit.

He ... he severed his head w/ fire breath. #Monsterdon

wat

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

#Monsterdon 🕵️‍♀️⛏️🐊🐢🦎🐍🐉🦕🦖😱
#Yonggary1999

Do Holly et al have a plush toy sitting atop that console?

I did not have decipitation on my bingo card.

#Monsterdon

MAN IT'S TOTALLY INSANE
#monsterdon #yonggary1999 #reptilian1999

we won?

#monsterdon

Dammit I don't wanna hear your stupid lines I wanna see some kaiju duke it out!

#Monsterdon

we've come to far, ...

but in the end nothing really matters...

#reptilian1999 #monsterdon

Oh right, I almost forgot. That guy smashed the daemon diamond demanding obedience of the Yonggary. #Monsterdon

Priori Incantatem, kaiju edition

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

@steggy "Hey! Hey! Over here, you oversized crab cake!" #Monsterdon #Reptilian1999

And in the last ten minutes we revert to Gamera Standard Dialogue.

#Monsterdon

Look, bullets don’t work. Just stop already. #Monsterdon

"Get over here!"

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

Young Gary would be handy to have at Red Lobster.

#Yonggary1999
#monsterdon

Honestly, I wish they'd gone with this design for the main kaiju, it's so much more fun and original than "basically giant dinosaur".

#Monsterdon

RIGHT THERE. See how much better this movie coulda looked with actors in suits? RIGHT THERE.

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

Yonggary is Mothra now #monsterdon

Is this yiffing #Monsterdon

Disarmed!

#Monsterdon

Mmm, cooked crab.

#Monsterdon

@neia "Everything," replied GLaDOS. "Everything."

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

Is that its official name, Crab Cake? #monsterdon

This guy has played waaaay to much Earth Defense Force.

#monsterdon
#Yonggary1999

I was on Yongary's side but now I'm team Ankylosaur, or whatever that is

#MOnsterdon

Disarmed!!

#Monsterdon

@trixter is this the kind of movie that explains anything

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

Second Monster! That's what I needed!

Prehistoric Petting Zoo was a terrible idea when they called it Jurassic Park! But I'm so in for this!

This movie is throwing everything at the wall *and still* The Identity Movie #monsterdon

"C'mon, Do Something!"

It's nice to see representation for the audience. #Monsterdon

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#Yonggary1999

Noooo don't be mean to Yonggary other Kaiju!

Yongarry can take direct missile hits, but this thing is hurt by one handgun? #monsterdon #yonggary1999 #reptilian1999

the other one is definitely a Young Kevin #Monsterdon

Daemon = Diamond
Another great light = jumpy guy with foot-hands

Got it

#Monsterdon

soooooooooooooo why didn't they just send the second (stronger?) monster to begin with?

#monsterdon

"C'mon, DO SOMETHING!" we all shouted at the movie

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

Mecha Young Gary! #Monsterdon #Reptilian1999

And now we enter the "Killer Instinct" video-game portion of the movie.

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

Come on! Do something!

Yes please

#monsterdon

Are we going to explain this new arrival, or...?

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

@cocaine_owlbear

That is the basic plot of "Neon Genesis Evangelion", of course.

#Yonggary1999
#Monsterdon

Remember the CDR of the hieroglyphics of the 250 million year old alien language no one could read?#reptilian1999 #monsterdon

Oh. I think I have 3 bingos. Cannot talk now, must focus on CGI monters.
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Is that a trilobite kaiju #Monsterdon

@jeffron yassss

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

Remember when Professor Jerkbutt was squished?

Ahhh, those were good times...

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#Yonggary1999

#monsterdon pretty cool city they had, with skyscrapers directly facing onto an 8 lane highway

*kkksshhhkkk* alpha bravo, this is command, we have a boomer wife joke, I say again, alpha bravo, this is command, we have a boomer wife joke

#Monsterdon

i... the wife joke... i can't... wow, i've never tapped out of a Monsterdon before, and i'm not gonna now, but jeez i kinda wish i was gonna.

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

"If that thing were any meaner I'd swear it was my wife."

Okay, Henny Youngman.

#Monsterdon

Prehistoric Petting Zoo?!? Welcome, to Yonggary Park!
#monsterdon

"Should we try and make these models look anything like Los Angeles buildings?"
"Nah."
#monsterdon #yonggary1999 #reptilian1999

I'm not sure you know the meaning of "light"

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

"If that thing were any meaner, I'd swear it's my wife"

Oh, but hang on. He didn't say ex-wife. He said wife. That dude loves his mean wife. Mean wife, mean life. & that's a valid choice. #Monsterdon

is2g, if that were a shoot hermit crab, appeared to wreck shop on some more balsa-wood buildings and knock the fuck out of Juvenile Garold's placeholder tennis ball, I would be back in this thing.

Alas.

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999

This Movie brought to you by PhysX

#monsterdon

"If that thing were any meaner, I'd swear it was my wife."

:D :D :D

#Monsterdon #Reptilian

#monsterdon If it were any meaner, it'd be... his wife?

If your wife is so mean, why're yoiu still married to her?

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Uh... It's turning into a place for kids to show affection to cute animals, but prehistoric animals instead?

So not a kaiju warzone, then?

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

haha wife bad, so 90s, very droll

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999

Time for the final battle.... #monsterdon

Whatever it is, I love it. It's like an ankylosaur crossed with an eurypterid.

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