@brennen yup

a "good" one to catch up on later

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

Watching Yonggary from 1967 on Miru.miyaku.media as a second feature now.

#monsterdon

"Must you be going?"
"He's fallen in love with his computer."
" 'research' "

#Monsterdon #DoubleFeature #Yongary1967

#monsterdon
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O'Neil gave his life for humanity by diving into a diamond on the forehead of a kaiju to release him from alien control via a spaceship at the moon bent on destroying humanity. Never forget that.

To those who enjoyed the quote I posted (#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 ), the backstage from which it's pulled is a bit of true art.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpQEGsPdlxo

You know where I need to go now?

"Bar."

#monsterdon

"dramatic orchestral music continues.
(...)
Ominous orchestral music."

This subtitler is clearly very descriptive.

#Monsterdon #DoubleFeature #Yongary1967

#monsterdon And what happened to that guy who chickened out and requested (at the last possible minute) to be "removed from the operation"? Did he live? Did I miss what happened to him?

@paco I’m right there with you. I did the same thing several times.

#Monsterdon

Godzilla vs The California Air Resources Board #Monsterdon

You creatures! You're so cantankerous!

#Monsterdon #Reptilian

i am going back to cut together the catch phrases #monsterdon

#MonsterDon

Thanks for being here, all you freaks and weirdos.

That was a truly awful movie.

Sprockles, my faithful couch potato, abandoned this movie early on. He isn’t usually so picky #Monsterdon

@brennen

It doozed HARD!

#Monsterdon #Reptilian

@nev yessss

#Monsterdon 🕵️‍♀️⛏️🐊🐢🦎🐍🐉🦕🦖😱
#Yonggary1999

Yonggary (Reptilian) (1999) (the last 40 minutes of it): 2.5/2.5

Score range truncated.

BARBECUE THIS BUCKO

#monsterdon #monsterdonReviews

the credits include a song named "AUTOMATIC WEAPON"

I well uh

huh.

#monsterdon

There was Yongary, Monster from the Deep (1967) - IMDb https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0061549/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_2_tt_5_nm_3_in_0_q_younggary
#monsterdon

@josh0 excellent use of this GIF

(I will be watching SG-1 later tonight)

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

🦖MONSTERDON Goodbye!

This one felt very long, but the Real-Time Film Analysis Squad made it go by quickly! Another fun evening! (I stopped receiving any Monsterdon posts 20 minutes before the movie ended 😭, so will check out the remaining when they arrive).

❤️ And thank you @Taweret for hosting tonight's reptilian relaxer.

🅱️ and thanks @cherizilla for the Bingo card! My favorite: "Someone shares a dinosaur fact"

#Monsterdon #Reptilian #Reptilian1999

So that’s where all those IBM 5170 disappeared to: they needed them to do the CGI for this “movie”! :blobcatgiggle2:
#monsterdon

So that was #Monsterdon! Thanks to @Taweret for hosting; @cherizilla for the bingo; @JoeWynne for trivia; @ryan for the @miru stream…

and a giant FUCK YOU to everyone who voted for a Critters movie and not this

#Monsterdon, America salutes you for your service!

:gritty:

cc: @Taweret

And Yonggary is gently forced to fuck off over the sea.

#Monsterdon #Reptilian2001

#monsterdon
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The producer was shouting Tango! Delta! Omega! Abort!! but the director ignored him. We have a kill! WE did it!

Thanks, @Taweret and all you #monsterdon freaks!

@cocaine_owlbear

I started with them when they gave me a Yonggary Affinity Visa Card.

#Yonggary1999
#Monsterdon

why do the military generals have a little mouse plushie...

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999

@jonny put some extra Jesus in those Jesus bolts

#Monsterdon #Yonggary1999

Man! This is totally insane! #Monsterdon #Reptilian1999

Oh, now they're going to do a sequel on an Island. Damnit.

#monsterdon

gonna need thorazine by the megalitre

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

nope, i hated this movie and everything in it. burn it to the ground and salt the earth behind it. i could have been watching The Hunger.

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

#monsterdon Citibank paid HANDSOMELY for that product placement

I wonder if Citibank paid for that placement...
#monsterdon
#reptillian1999

"We're taking him to a farm upstate where he can play with the kaiju." #Monsterdon

Young Gary is transported by an uncountable number of helicopters.

THE END!

#monsterdon

:popcat:

#monsterdon
#Yonggary1999

Okay I actually appreciate the shot of hauling the kaiju out of the city, that was nice

#Monsterdon #Yonggary1999

Thank god young Gary didn't destroy the CitBank building

#Monsterdon

I bet Citibank was super happy with their product placement in this movie. #Monsterdon

The final shot…truly reminiscent of Fellini's La Dolce Vita…absolute cinema

#Monsterdon

"To a big deserted island. Full of squirrels for him to eat. That's what Young Gary likes, yeah? An ecosystem unsuitable for sustaining him?"

Young Gary will return in Young Gary 2: The emaciation.

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

Citibank. We know so little about films, we let them put our name in here. #Monsterdon

Wells Fargo and Citibank get some prime advertisement.

#Monsterdon

That was too easy.

#monsterdon

“I am activating megadrive.” [Run away. Run away] #Monsterdon

Activating megadrive, ludicrous speed in three… two… one…
#monsterdon

SURE

AGE OF MINORITY GARROLDSON IS WHAT "SAVED" THIS FILM

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999

That captain guy is like 7 feet tall!

#Monsterdon

@paco

"Galaxy"? Generals have no sense of scale.

#Yonggary1999
#Monsterdon

It's the everybody parading around in the pool scene from Buckaroo Banzai #Monsterdon

#monsterdon
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I love a good smoke in the control room myself. Especially with a science cigar!

and the aliens fucked off into space #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🕵️‍♀️⛏️🐊🐢🦎🐍🐉🦕🦖😱
#Yonggary1999

I need the backstory on that plushie

huh
#monsterdon

Megadrive! 😆 I am dying. 🤣#monsterdon

they left Young Gary? I guess he has no choice but to side with humanity now #monsterdon

#BREAKING: I have had approximately 425 mL of beer and therefore I have uncontrollable hiccups

#Monsterdon

Funny generals -_-; #Monsterdon

Yay more aliens!

#monsterdon

@peribotsarah Hard to imagine better than Young Gary fighting the jet pack solidiers though #Monsterdon

"activating the Megadrive"

amazing. perfect.

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

Oh right, there are still aliens and shit to deal with or whatever. #Monsterdon

damn
i was hoping for a shitty bomb explosion stock footage edited into the city
#monsterdon

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#Yonggary1999

as far as I can tell Rominski did nothing why are they all congratulating Rominski?

Too bad the FILMING wasn't aborted.

#monsterdon

WE did it? WE?

#Monsterdon

This is the most anticlimatic end of a movie. and we had our share of sudden ends.
#monsterdon
#reptillian1999

YOU DID NOTHING

#reptilian1999 #monsterdon

@paco

Countdown to dropping of nuke on kaiju

#Monsterdon #Reptilian

Polite of everyone to wait to find out if they were going to die. #Monsterdon

"the bomber" literally an F-117 fighter #Monsterdon #Reptilian2001

@paco

Yes.

#Yonggary1999
#Monsterdon

He's speaking louder & slower because sometimes pilots zone out in the middle of military operations. #Monsterdon

@paco does it even matter

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

#monsterdon
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Tango! Delta! Omega! Abort!!

"We have a kill" "It's all over"

"It's not over yet"

Don't be that guy that walks into the kaiju battle 5 minutes before close

#Monsterdon #Yonggary1999

Beta 1, drop the bomb and end this film. #Monsterdon

Yelling makes the radio work better

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

You all didn't do shit. Stop taking credit.
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🕵️‍♀️⛏️🐊🐢🦎🐍🐉🦕🦖😱
#Yonggary1999

seriously, you guys, you gotta wait and see before you can claim it's all over and you won. Learn the lesson.

@cherizilla true dat

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

this movie has spent so much time explaining the plot but I still don't understand what's happening

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999

DAMNIT YOU SAID IT'S ALL OVER.
I WANT THIS TO BE OVER.
#reptilian1999 #monsterdon

did they reuse some of these fx from babylon 5 #monsterdon

"Is it over?"

I glance at clock

Pretty much

#Monsterdon

@strangefour Like how people are with sports teams

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

#monsterdon
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We have a kill!!

The ole duck to avoid getting hit, works again. Who'd have thought?
#Monsterdon

Call Sign Beta One has gotta hurt.

#Monsterdon

"Is it over?"

Mm, we've got a couple minutes left.

#Monsterdon

Ok... I know LA likes its traffic, but 12 lane road in the middle of downtown?

#Monsterdon

he's just tired
#Monsterdon

oh nvm, it blew up
#monsterdon

meanwhile the soundtrack is playing out of a 5 cent radio you'd get at a book fair #monsterdon

So, that is it? Young Gary, will fuck off into the see at the end of this ludicrous Kaiju battle?
#monsterdon
#reptillian1999

Snap! #Monsterdon

the guy's little whip things are just making me more confident it's got Chelicerata in its ancestry somewhere

#Monsterdon

That general is giddy watching this kaiju foreplay. #Monsterdon