we should do dark night of the scarecrow some time. that's another one where people are awful and you just want them to get their comeuppance and by comeuppance I mean get brutally murdered with farm equipment

#Monsterdon

@kiana #monsterdon

Joel is the Night Man. #unexpectedIASP

Ok I've never seen this, but is this a teen slasher and it's the monster who saves everyone from the killer who is just a murderous teenager?
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according to the music, the kid is going to be just fine, but also according to the music, the kid is already dead and we are mourning him #monsterdon

Kids provide more traction #Monsterdon

I thought the dad was taking Billy to a HOSPITAL!?! You know, for medical care??? #Monsterdon

and he just took him home instead of to a hospital. lance, i don't know what to tell you.

#monsterdon

You know what? I'm going to to go find an orphanage run them all over with my dirt bike. That'll show the lot of ya! #Monsterdon

Yeah, I agree. Pumpkinhead is the hero of this film.

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead

He's a serial kid runner-over'er. Get him! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon In classic Apalachiacolapentuckystan this will not be biologically rational or likely, but then, American Folk Horror isn’t really worried over things like entropy and likely biology. LOL.

I feel like him being on probation isn't anybody else's problem. Maybe he should have not run over a kid again?

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead

ah, so this isn't the first person he's vehicular manslaughtered.

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Oh, he's the VILLAIN villain, nice :D #Monsterdon

oh NOW there's a cabin in the woods, okay

#monsterdon #Pumpkinhead1988

so, the dumb teenagers at least knew enough to keep him warm and not to move him.

#monsterdon

okay

that was a good turn and music strike

#monsterdon #Pumpkinhead1988

That's his problem! He just can't see!

Just like in My Girl!

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead

City Slicker could at least look alarmed or something.

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If that kid doesn't have a pulse they should be doing CPR. Just sayin' #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

Look at these people, no cell phones, living in the moment #Monsterdon

OMG.

You know who jerk-butt McJacket is?

He's Kreig from Seaquest DSV.

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead

These people are useless.
#Monsterdon

Yes, I'd also like some getthefuckouttahere #Monsterdon

Will this be the end of the Milkybar Kid?

#Monsterdon

hmmm, tough call. Pops told him to stay, but ya gotta watch out for your dog.

#monsterdon #moralDilemma

We have entered the "Excitebike" part of the film. #monsterdon

Oh boy, cycle bros on crotch rockets.

#Monsterdon

The 80s POV characters vs. the poor southern US stereotypes time forgot!

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead

Oh no....

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#monsterdon
The boy from Hope. This movie is basically about Bill Clinton's origin story.

ad break 1 #Pumpkinhead #monsterdon

Bishop wouldn't be as disturbed by Pumpkinhead if he didn't look so xenomorphic

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#Monsterdon "His enemies are mostly dead" is a bit underwhelming. Surely "fully dead" would be a greater accomplishment.

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice #monsterdon #pumpkinhead1988

@Newpa_Hasai

1st time it's happened to me, and now I remember that Mastodon put out a couple of updates this week

#Monsterdon #Mastodon

Blossom!
#Monsterdon

keep away from punkin head

and yet here we are, watching this movie.

#monsterdon

Children are sociopaths, I've always said this, especially when meeting the children of my friends.

#Monsterdon

The costume department was 50% Fuller's earth by weight. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuller's_earth #monsterdon

Harley’s Grocery was the Walmart of its day.

#Monsterdon

Dirt poor? No, these kids make the dirt look rich.

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead1988

Did he just pour all the dust into the dog bowl too? #Monsterdon

In the UK, children use those dirt bikes to cause havoc on housing estates.

#Monsterdon

I sure wish the dog had a different name

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Hey just because foot stew isn't a delicacy where YOU live doesn't mean you should be a jerk about it

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

This is the nicest I have ever seen Lance Henrickson He's always a dour of murderous character. Or a robot. He was a robot twice. Atleast.
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

#monsterdon Playing from DVD and the disc has disallowed the time jog feature, so I will be generally along with the rest of you. Piece of crap, DVD. LOL. Maybe the dorky BluRay player, ah well, cheap junk.

Is that Tod Gak from Seinfeld?

#Monsterdon

He's a shop owner, so he's not 100% hillbilly
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Been watching a bunch of Star Trek TOS lately so every time yall post about Chekhov's whatever I'm like what episode is that from lol #monsterdon #pumpkinhead1988

@moira
Error 404. Woods not found.
#monsterdon

@socketwench as the sign says, "leaving Hope" #monsterdon

Chekov's rifle? Chekov's everything.
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

Product placement?

Why is the MIlky Bar Kid playing his son?

#Monsterdon

Chekov's rifle

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead1988

I've taken to saying "reckon" recently, too.

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Why is he still living there when there’s an alien in the woods. #monsterdon

I may be gay has hell, but....

Lance. Hendricksen.

That voice is like ASMR.

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead

For that heavy of an accent, the kid has none whatsoever... hmmmmm.

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#monsterdon
This kid grew up and fathered the kid in Jerry McGuire.

Oh. It's a backstory. Okay. He was the kid

#Monsterdon

Gross #monsterdon #pumpkinhead1988

This is an awkward bathing scene.

#Monsterdon

🎵 Legally distinct Xenomorph 🎵

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead

wow, those are some glasses, kid.

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as fallible as Human laws are it's probably better having a trial for that sort of thing instead of summoning a demon

Shirtless Lance Henrikson, burning his land.....is that a Dixie flag?!

#Monsterdon

Bring back home flamethrowers you cowards!

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Wow early monster sighting! #Pumpkinhead #monsterdon

80s practical horror effects, my beloved

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This motherfucker shoulda got up and ran.

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#Monsterdon what is this old testament horror

alright my dogs 7 minutes late, and we're already clearly in peril, and yet everyone seems to still have a normal human head #monsterdon

Well, gonna do #WrongPumpkinhead instead since there's no closed captions. Have fun, buds!

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead1988

I actually like the use of color here tbh

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These fine people of the land need a good facial cleanser, they all look like characters from Alien. #monsterdon

Open the door tom

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Getting pulled off-camera by your feet first never gets old.

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Is this how crows feel every day?

#monsterdon

So is this set in 1988 or 1865 or what

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You know, I don't think it'll be alright.

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead

There's a menacing orchestra brewing just outside the farm tonight. #Monsterdon

Define alright, honey. #Monsterdon

That's one scary crow

#monsterdon
#Pumpkinhead

<fear music intensifies>
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Current running count: 4 heads, 0 pumpkins

guessing that guy in the woods is fucked....

#Monsterdon

"Should I be afraid?"

Well, uh, I've seen the opening credits and... Yeah, probably. #Monsterdon

I refuse to turn down the lights for this movie, which means I can only make out five pixels at any given time

#Monsterdon

"So what is the color palette we're using for this movie, for the vibes and style?"
"ORANGE"
"What other colours?"
"ORANGE"
"Maybe something complementary?"
"ORANGE"
#PumpkinHead1988 #monsterdon

Oh gosh almost missed Monsterdon tonight

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For some reason this reminded me of the old WGBH logo. Started to get ready to watch Masterpiece Theater.

#Monsterdon

Mama, and Eddie, and the farm, eh?

didn't bless dad didja

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This is fine. #Monsterdon

lol, 'Conservatives'

#Monsterdon

Started late, but saved by the opening credits being long

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead1988

#Monsterdon in some movies we've had a monster kill by now

superman and this thing

credits that NEVER FUCKING END

#monsterdon #Pumpkinhead1988

#Monsterdon wow that's a lot of credits