@samsagreg oh lol, well that's cool, you're probably not the only one watching on a delay

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What exactly he expected doing orange witch rituals in the orange bog? #monsterdon #PumpkinHead1988

Kind of like 5 nights at Freddie's
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#monsterdon Everything is dark, and has a blue cast.

@jadebees 🎉

Can't believe you didn't get 80's Jerk Killed by Monster though, that's like the whole point of this movie 😂

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Cicada noises must be scary to people who live in areas that don't have cicadas? I assume? #monsterdon

* Bangs on door to outhouse *
"Help us, let us in!"
#monsterdon

Final Girl doing all the work now...

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"Why is this happening?" says the murderous cretins who murder

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead

#monsterdon The dirt bikes would have been so useful in this situation, however, they are broken because nobody knows how to use a KICKSTAND.

Oh, yeah, all the locals are *quite* aware Pumpkinhead is on walkabout.

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I do believe it's a bingo!

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I wonder who Haggis and Pumpkinhead voted for? #Monsterdon

lol, they're not going to help you City Folk

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So Pumpkinhead’s M.O. is hauling people up a tree and dropping them?

Am I understanding this?

Seems pretty lame.

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@samsagreg ah yeah I suppose that doesn't help

Doesn't hurt *that* much though

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True. I feel I was misled on the premise of this movie #Monsterdon https://neuromatch.social/@jonny/115404009609143044

Well there's Steve #monsterdon #PumpkinHead1988

"I'm not dead yet" - Girl stretched on the rock

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I do love Stan Winston work
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Hahahahahahhaahahahahahaha
PUT HER ON THE GLASS
HAahHahahahahahahahaha
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Missed opportunity for a Wilhelm there. #Monsterdon

I wonder if Independence Day took inspiration from this for its own smushing-face-against window scene

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

He brought a knife to a pumpkin demon fight.

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@Louisa He wouldn't be the Good Guy otherwise!
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"It'll pass Ed Harley." It's not a kidneystone, though you're flailing around like it was one. #monsterdon

this would make a good double feature with Tourist Trap (1979) #Monsterdon

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Guy who unleashes a monster on purpose but then regrets it, is an interesting concept and I do gotta hand it to them

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#monsterdon Ed Harley…I sometimes wonder if I should greet people at work with their full names like that. It would accompany well with my flaming growling Tiki masks in my office that are full of etheric flames that chant in latin... hmmm… See if it's covered by the employee handbook.

They should make spears and shields and form a Macedonian Phalanx.

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this is like the end of house of leaves #monsterdon #pumpkinhead1988

Wow, the face on the glass. Like Spiner in ID4. Well done.

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@sean Like a xenomorph crossed itself with a pumpkin.

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"He already has, son. He already has." A cliché, but a good one, I'll allow it.

#monsterdon #Pumpkinhead1988

so what exactly was he expecting to happen when he made a deal with a witch and then dug up a demon in a cemetery and gave it his blood?

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somebody said earlier, "cabin in the woods"; but the cabin looks more like the one from Evil Dead…

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At least the dog didn’t get hurt? (so far) #Monsterdon

@socketwench the true evil #Monsterdon

I didn't think summoning the demon to kill those teenagers would be this evil!

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They’re all gonna laugh at you!

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Fucking legit got the creeps there #Monsterdon

I bet she works for Microsoft now...selling Windows 11.

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead

This whole vengeance via demonic pumpmunculus thing doesn't seem to be all that enjoyable. #Monsterdon

Driving while under the influence (of a demonic entity)

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How can I summon a vengeance demon?

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They should go to Witch Haggis and ask for help!

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@samsagreg #Monsterdon films often defy classification

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Did he just find his accent?

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pumpkinmech

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#monsterdon Simple rural folk, with their simple rural revenge monsters… Just chewing thru the gray meat…

crossed her? get it? do you get it??

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@TerryHancock Maybe the monster just has a good sense of dramatic tension

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oh look, steve!

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(Toy Story alien voice) The claaaaw! #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

It's THE CLAW!
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HE GOT PUMPKIN'D #PumpkinHead1988 #monsterdon

Steve is out there. And there. And there. And he's just haggis spread aaaaaaaaaaall over the woods.
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I think God is probably through with all you city kids #Monsterdon

this is really well paced tho?

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Gonna be honest a real Pumpkinhead trying to kill me would make me believe in god a little less

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It sort of feels like an Afterschool Special #monsterdon

@arrjay #monsterdon

In a crisis, I would rather be with a weeb that with these guys.

Found Steve!

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

"i've got the power of God and Final Girl on my side" #monsterdon

so, uh, how does he recognise steve's intestines?

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yeah the wreckless teens who accidentally killed a kid earlier are running around scared with a gun in the dark

there is no way that could go wrong

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THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME

er, wait

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Oh. This is going to be one of those sloppy monsters that kills everyone around the target first, huh?

@jadebees The monster is just hallucinations brought on by Clostridium pumkinheadii bacteria. #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

Yay, someone finally got... somethinged?
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three named women talking about the monster

just like alien except three instead of two

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Go Team Pumpkinhead! #Monsterdon

This is the American version of Derry Girls now #Monsterdon

yeah the lock on the door will make you safe from the demon

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Yeah, make sure you shake the girl who's in shock, that'll help make her more coherent. #Monsterdon

Do you suffer from seasonal Pumpkinhead? Ask your doctor about Pumkinax

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wait, I thought that red filter meant he was on Mars!

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The boy's father takes care of everything indeed.
Lance is tied to Pumpkin head now, in more ways than one. Bwahahaha.
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You _are_. You _are_ a fuckup.

#monsterdon #Pumpkinhead1988

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oh no there's some kind of orange earthquake event?

Wow, that kid is the one that least deserved the die, I think.

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@Lazarou
I mean... they might have survived. 🤷‍♂️

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Is this…is this…UNCONVINCING DAY-FOR-NIGHT?? We are so back, baby

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I'm going to count those cicada sounds for the monster resurrecting as fully artists going to fully artist and my #MonsterdonBingo.
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Is it worth it Lance? Will the cost of your vengeance be worth what it does to you? Will your boy haunt you more than his death?
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

they kilt our boy, honey 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

that's why I reached out for haggis 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

#monsterdon

Wait, it's been a while since we've seen the dog. Is the dog ok?
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What? Your GREYLIEN is evolving into PUMPKINHEAD!

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@hollie Surprisingly only 17 states have laws against this

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"You can go now, Ed Harley. I've taken what I wanted from you. :bloblewd: "

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There's been a remarkable and pleasant lack of tits so far.

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead

Someone get Glen Close a lozenge? I can barely understand her. #monsterdon

..it wouldn't be the same with CGI

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it's surprising how little liquid it takes to reanimate a dessicated corpse

apparently

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hey now no startling the owl

The feng shui of this cabin is just awful.

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#monsterdon You've got to give it to her though. She's really comitted to the hag lifestyle.

No crystals from the mall here.

@nev Which we totally have an over-supply of in the US... probably the only place in the world with that bragging right

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🎃 REVENGE 🎃 is a dish best served with pumpkin spice. #Monsterdon