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er, wait

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Oh. This is going to be one of those sloppy monsters that kills everyone around the target first, huh?

@jadebees The monster is just hallucinations brought on by Clostridium pumkinheadii bacteria. #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

Yay, someone finally got... somethinged?
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three named women talking about the monster

just like alien except three instead of two

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Go Team Pumpkinhead! #Monsterdon

This is the American version of Derry Girls now #Monsterdon

yeah the lock on the door will make you safe from the demon

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Yeah, make sure you shake the girl who's in shock, that'll help make her more coherent. #Monsterdon

wait, I thought that red filter meant he was on Mars!

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You _are_. You _are_ a fuckup.

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oh no there's some kind of orange earthquake event?

Is this…is this…UNCONVINCING DAY-FOR-NIGHT?? We are so back, baby

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I'm going to count those cicada sounds for the monster resurrecting as fully artists going to fully artist and my #MonsterdonBingo.
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

Is it worth it Lance? Will the cost of your vengeance be worth what it does to you? Will your boy haunt you more than his death?
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

they kilt our boy, honey 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

that's why I reached out for haggis 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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What? Your GREYLIEN is evolving into PUMPKINHEAD!

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@hollie Surprisingly only 17 states have laws against this

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"You can go now, Ed Harley. I've taken what I wanted from you. :bloblewd: "

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There's been a remarkable and pleasant lack of tits so far.

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Someone get Glen Close a lozenge? I can barely understand her. #monsterdon

..it wouldn't be the same with CGI

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it's surprising how little liquid it takes to reanimate a dessicated corpse

apparently

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hey now no startling the owl

The feng shui of this cabin is just awful.

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#monsterdon You've got to give it to her though. She's really comitted to the hag lifestyle.

No crystals from the mall here.

@nev Which we totally have an over-supply of in the US... probably the only place in the world with that bragging right

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🎃 REVENGE 🎃 is a dish best served with pumpkin spice. #Monsterdon

Wait is the witch being played by Glenn Close in Hillbilly Elegy
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Ooh okay frog noises confirmed in the witch's house!

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo #Pumpkinhead

Vengeance, symbolized, as we know, by pumpkins

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I'm mad I had to look it up, but the guy trapped in the closet played the young Clark Kent in the 1970's Superman movie. #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

Lance is like, "Bring out your Spirits of Vengeance!"

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@Lazarou

And? 😉

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You never get those dramatic little bluffs in real world geography, they're great

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"What am I doing here, why am I digging up corpses instead of taking my son to the hospital. Is this a breakdown?"

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#monsterdon Rich, Corinthian Loamy Soil. That's what you're digging into there bubba! Farm to Table rural sympathetic magic!

this is where you go "what the fuck is wrong with me, what am I doing?" and back off, but no, he's a rural Republican, all he's got is doubling down

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Poorly conceived jump scare: Check.
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Man, I'm jealous. Tonight is EXACTLY the right night for digging up an ancient evil to enact vengeance in your name, and I'm sitting here at home. :/ #Monsterdon

The IMDB synopsis says he ACCIDENTALLY summoned a demon. This seems well past the "accident" phase.

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead

#Monsterdon oh boy, screams of the damned upon striking the earth, surely that can only be a good omen

pitching a pumpkinhead recreation pumpkin patch experience #monsterdon

OH, yeah you're not gonna miss that grave.
A cemetery for pumpkins!
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

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Nice dramatic scene in the graveyard, honestly..

I keep forgetting there's actually a pumpkin patch in this.

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Nice owl!

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The vulture: #Monsterdon

Not used to "6 feet above" kinda graves

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#monsterdon That's how you get facehuggers, PAM…

OK I also want a shovel that kicks off dramatic orchestra music when you slam it into the ground

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I wanna be a creepy bog witch someday.

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead

Leave the boy. Take the cannoli.

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witch: bring a shovel to..
me: <yawn> yea yea yea, look just nevermind.
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I wouldn't leave my dead son with that lady....

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This is Lance Hendriksen's Oscar clip #monsterdon

I don't think Pudding Lady is motivated by coins and jewelry #Monsterdon

I'm making it a point to make the next #Monsterdon

Boy (in Monty Python voice): "I'm not dead yet...."

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That bribe’s like $500k in this town

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tarantula cameo.

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Is this red house the red house from the flashback and is this the mother from the flashback and what are those noises?

Elsewhere...#Monsterdon

This movie would be infinitely better if Lance said “groovy” now and again.

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WOAH! Haggis Witch's pad is awesome! I'd hang out there all the time if I lived there!

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@SnoopJ we have mice!

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why does everyone had red light bulbs in their homes

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I like the owl

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@CactuarJoe #monsterdon

she went to LA to be a movie star but just didn't make it...

There's good loot in that witch hut, but watch out for the mobs around it

#Valheim #Minecraft

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mm, she's got a little bog and everything, good for her.

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Frog Sounds ✅ #Monsterdon

i assume this Baba Yaga is mad about the name they gave her #Monsterdon

"Hagis" the witch? Comeon what kind of writing is that. 😆

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Meanwhile in 1931

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haggis and pumpkin pie

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Her name is Haggis, huh

I think we can all tell where this is going

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Haggis McWitch

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all these locations are well shot tho

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"Her name's Haggis." And her apprentice is Yorkshire Pud, I expect.

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Whippoorwill sound effect

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City Slickers III: The Legend of Haggis Pumpkin

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Hillbillly Patriarch was surprisingly decent.

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her name's HAGGIS?

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@nev This looks like Great Plains or one of the western deserts. Upstate NY has more trees.

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

It's really funny going from two and a half hours of mainlining The Diplomat to this

I'm imagining all these crossovers, like ambassadors in dark rooms summoning demon gourds to make hits on foreign dignitaries at state dinners

I should write this

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Ah, the brown part of town #Pumpkinhead #monsterdon

There's ol' woman up in these hills. Some kinda surgeon. She works under a Blue Cross. #Monsterdon

"If my words won't persuade you perhaps his dead child I have here will?"

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YES!!! when in doubt, turn to Wicca!

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#monsterdon this still isn't a hospital, dad

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The twanging let's me know we are in hillbilly country. Also the chicken clucking.

Sepia-filter Pieta get. #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

I assume in Hick County, Arkansas/Missouri/Upstate New York or wherever the fuck this is supposed to be, the hospital is like 3 hours away or whatever

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He might have lived if they didn’t live in Sepiaville where there are no hospitals.

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Wearing a black leather jacket and riding a motorcycle makes you a bad boy in the movies since 1955 #monsterdon #PumpkinHead1988

#monsterdon Proper kickstand use with these dirt bikes is woefully under-deployed.

Dear #Monsterdon, I love how we are always there to correct the first aid care or lack thereof

No phone, no hospital. In the hills there’s only pumpkinhead. #monsterdon