Unless this is the Church of the Pumpkinhead. #monsterdon

Confession time in the church~ #Monsterdon

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Let's talk behind these couple of sticks. We'll be safe.

also, the cross didn't really help whatsherface, so i'm not sure how much good it'll do you, but okay, might as well try it.

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This chapel is in better shape than my bathroom.

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead

🎵 Peter Pumpkinhead came to town
Spreading mayhem and death around 🎶
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead1988

Monster design is great but lacks pumpkin as a head #PumpkinHead1988 #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe They're hillbilies, not savages. :3 #monsterdon (those live a few hills over)

"well dang, someone left this perfectly good gun stuck in this dirty old corpse, ain't I lucky today?"

#monsterdon #Pumpkinhead1988

BONG Run for the border!

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That's definitely not how you use a rifle, Pumpkinhead #Monsterdon

"Vengeance gods, in my Appalachian holler? It's more likely than you think!"

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead

Well ain't Bud just dumber than a bag of hammers. #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

lit candles in a bedroom while asleep

great plan team

lit fire going all night

no one involved in the production of this movie have ever used a fireplace for warmth

#monsterdon #Pumpkinhead1988

I expected to see the long claw grab him out the window.
#monsterdon

Chekhov's dirtbath kid, coming back for Act 3? #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

Spit: the foundation of all legal contracts

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

"Grandpa will whip you"

yikes!

#Monsterdon

pumpkinhead, a rifle is ·not· a stabbing weapon, it—oh, huh, I guess you made it work…

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@TerryHancock huh what is a #monsterdon

Can't put on overalls without twisting up the strap - me too, kid

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

maybe the hillbillies should turn their lights out, so the doomed folks don't come to their door.

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Blue on the outside.
Red on the inside.

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I bet the monster went to a build-a-bayonet workshop

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

#Monsterdon🚲🩸🚲 🚲 🤕😠 👹 🎃 😱

Very nice acting by whomever is portraying this wolf!

@Newpa_Hasai Well they didn't have dirt bikes in the 30s!

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead

"Do I look as cool as I feel?"
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"it's not gonna get us!"

i think it will.

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Little talked about gun violence (being impaled by a gun)
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Ok, I'm counting rifle impalement as an ✅ improvised weapon. #Monsterdon

Shishkabob #Monsterdon

Pumpkinhead is BACK from the dead and he's got the gun.
#Monsterdon

oh, you've armed the monster.

oooops.

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Nice head crush #monsterdon #PumpkinHead1988

Wow, guns WORKED??? #Monsterdon

@samsagreg oh lol, well that's cool, you're probably not the only one watching on a delay

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

What exactly he expected doing orange witch rituals in the orange bog? #monsterdon #PumpkinHead1988

Kind of like 5 nights at Freddie's
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#monsterdon Everything is dark, and has a blue cast.

@jadebees 🎉

Can't believe you didn't get 80's Jerk Killed by Monster though, that's like the whole point of this movie 😂

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

Cicada noises must be scary to people who live in areas that don't have cicadas? I assume? #monsterdon

* Bangs on door to outhouse *
"Help us, let us in!"
#monsterdon

Final Girl doing all the work now...

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"Why is this happening?" says the murderous cretins who murder

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead

#monsterdon The dirt bikes would have been so useful in this situation, however, they are broken because nobody knows how to use a KICKSTAND.

Oh, yeah, all the locals are *quite* aware Pumpkinhead is on walkabout.

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

I do believe it's a bingo!

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I wonder who Haggis and Pumpkinhead voted for? #Monsterdon

lol, they're not going to help you City Folk

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So Pumpkinhead’s M.O. is hauling people up a tree and dropping them?

Am I understanding this?

Seems pretty lame.

#Monsterdon

@samsagreg ah yeah I suppose that doesn't help

Doesn't hurt *that* much though

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

True. I feel I was misled on the premise of this movie #Monsterdon https://neuromatch.social/@jonny/115404009609143044

Well there's Steve #monsterdon #PumpkinHead1988

"I'm not dead yet" - Girl stretched on the rock

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I do love Stan Winston work
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Hahahahahahhaahahahahahaha
PUT HER ON THE GLASS
HAahHahahahahahahahaha
#monsterdon

I wonder if Independence Day took inspiration from this for its own smushing-face-against window scene

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

He brought a knife to a pumpkin demon fight.

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead 🎃

@Louisa He wouldn't be the Good Guy otherwise!
#monsterdon

"It'll pass Ed Harley." It's not a kidneystone, though you're flailing around like it was one. #monsterdon

this would make a good double feature with Tourist Trap (1979) #Monsterdon

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Guy who unleashes a monster on purpose but then regrets it, is an interesting concept and I do gotta hand it to them

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#monsterdon Ed Harley…I sometimes wonder if I should greet people at work with their full names like that. It would accompany well with my flaming growling Tiki masks in my office that are full of etheric flames that chant in latin... hmmm… See if it's covered by the employee handbook.

this is like the end of house of leaves #monsterdon #pumpkinhead1988

Wow, the face on the glass. Like Spiner in ID4. Well done.

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@sean Like a xenomorph crossed itself with a pumpkin.

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead

"He already has, son. He already has." A cliché, but a good one, I'll allow it.

#monsterdon #Pumpkinhead1988

so what exactly was he expecting to happen when he made a deal with a witch and then dug up a demon in a cemetery and gave it his blood?

#Monsterdon

somebody said earlier, "cabin in the woods"; but the cabin looks more like the one from Evil Dead…

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At least the dog didn’t get hurt? (so far) #Monsterdon

@socketwench the true evil #Monsterdon

I didn't think summoning the demon to kill those teenagers would be this evil!

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They’re all gonna laugh at you!

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Fucking legit got the creeps there #Monsterdon

I bet she works for Microsoft now...selling Windows 11.

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead

This whole vengeance via demonic pumpmunculus thing doesn't seem to be all that enjoyable. #Monsterdon

Driving while under the influence (of a demonic entity)

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead1988

How can I summon a vengeance demon?

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead

They should go to Witch Haggis and ask for help!

#monsterdon

Did he just find his accent?

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead

pumpkinmech

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#monsterdon Simple rural folk, with their simple rural revenge monsters… Just chewing thru the gray meat…

crossed her? get it? do you get it??

#Monsterdon

@TerryHancock Maybe the monster just has a good sense of dramatic tension

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

oh look, steve!

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(Toy Story alien voice) The claaaaw! #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

It's THE CLAW!
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HE GOT PUMPKIN'D #PumpkinHead1988 #monsterdon

Steve is out there. And there. And there. And he's just haggis spread aaaaaaaaaaall over the woods.
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

I think God is probably through with all you city kids #Monsterdon

this is really well paced tho?

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Gonna be honest a real Pumpkinhead trying to kill me would make me believe in god a little less

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It sort of feels like an Afterschool Special #monsterdon

@arrjay #monsterdon

In a crisis, I would rather be with a weeb that with these guys.

Found Steve!

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

"i've got the power of God and Final Girl on my side" #monsterdon

so, uh, how does he recognise steve's intestines?

#monsterdon #Pumpkinhead1988

yeah the wreckless teens who accidentally killed a kid earlier are running around scared with a gun in the dark

there is no way that could go wrong

#Monsterdon