Feeling intense relief that the kid got hurt, not the dog
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Still not sure why they were dirt biking right there
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summon the demon upon Tod Gak
Dead kid! God I love the 80s!
Oh he has dirtbike? I'm sure glad you showed me like a dozen times or I might have missed that. #monsterdon
Oh man! Killing the kid! Nice! Please don't anyone take this out of context
oh phew, it was the boy and not the dog....
#Monsterdon sterdon
Holy shit this is exposition is tedious.
GET ON WITH IT.
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My goal for this movie is Billy and his dog as the only two left alive, rescued at the end by a passing friendly optometrist who gives him a nice house, a bunch of toys, and a fat college fund.
either the boy or the dog dies.....
It's supposed to be the 80s, movie. Why are all the poor characters bereft of soap and still acting like 30s stereotypes!?
Why.
[seethes]
"Do you have any beer?"
"No, no liquor."
Uh okay, what about beer?
#monsterdon
Gypsy can tell that they're Terminators.
And if something _does_ happen to the dog its death had better be avenged, not caused by, Pumpkinhead
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Depression era footloose
I canβt believe John Denver was ever that young.
Lance Henriksen looking like an old painting of jesus
#monsterdon Racing to finish dinner, and I'm coming along!!!
Gotta admit some of the lighting and camera work is good.
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Don't trust him, kid, he's an android!
First kill at around 8 minutes?
So Pumpkinhead is the Zenomorph?
So far this is looks like a typical A24 film
monster attack six minutes in
@yatsu This guy *probably* isn't a vampire
Is this one of those insurance commercials
yeah, what kind of christian are you tom?
1957, but aside from the truck it could be 1887.
I'm 85% sure I've never seen this.
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BOB MORONES is, of course, an anagram of BROM BONES #trueFacts #monsterdon
Lance Henricksen is a living legend. You start looking at the lists of films he's been in. Jesus. My personal fav. is Chains in Stone Cold. #monsterdon
#monsterdon #pumpkinhead1988 PRESS PLAY
aw, what a heart-warming message on the value of friendship...
Lotta death for a kids movie about talking green slime.
#Monsterdon #MagicCrystal
This just in: Dong mounted carabiner.
So hey's saying: "We'll give you indigestion"?!
So why is this 1/3rd a kids movie?
Please let Cynthia Rothrock do more.
#Monsterdon #MagicCrystal
Don't cry, bully-boy, you got off easy!
Bully-boy's about to go on a "magic bus ride"
i am enjoying the punishments of the perv #Monsterdon2 #MagicCrystal #Monsterdon
The green slime is made of LSD.
The radioactive slime mold has legs now? Trumpy you do stupid things.
#Monsterdon #MagicCrystal
the space booger is now mobile!
#Monsterdon2 #MagicCrystal #Monsterdon
I'm gonna sic my Green Slime on ya!
lel these mfers never heard of stairs.
More slapstick sight gags like the falling fridge plz
awright, I been watching since the intro with the safe, I think I'm up to speed...
#Monsterdon the rock talks!!! and grows a horrifying glowing appendage! it's just like ET!!
It grew a pinkie? I HOPE THAT'S A PINKIE.
#Monsterdon #MagicCrystal
A box full of radiation? Kid you are gonna get some Kryptonite cancer.
#Monsterdon #MagicCrystal
#Monsterdon these crystal effects are pretty neat.
wtf did I just come back to? Crapping in a sink and a bloody hand coming out of the bath? I guess this is a horror movie too.
#Monsterdon #MagicCrystal
#Monsterdon they've found some aggressively greek-looking men to play the greek men in this movie
And as a little treat, another photo of me & Pumpkinhead from years ago.
@jonny Coming back it seems. #monsterdon
@kcarr2015 @gnomon @Taweret @cherizilla Yeah, I liked that
#Monsterdon Thanks @Taweret! First time watching #pumpkinhead but worth the wait!
anyway good job #monsterdon prime
and all members of monsterdon
another movie successfully launched into space
and as always thanks to @Taweret for hosting
#monsterdon this followup movie on @miru's followup stream appears to be set in Springfield
Wow! I was right. Glad/sad that he saw what he had to do to make it stop.
@Newpa_Hasai @catzilla
Yeah... all the cool demons.
Well this was a very nostalgic #Monsterdon for me. First because I saw this one on the big screen when it was new, and second because I actually grew up in the foothills of East Tennessee. (Though the farthest I went with mountain magic was frog charming, but still!)
Thank you for all the fun, and thank you @Taweret for hosting!
I'm imagining the film was originally titled _Woods Monster Hates Teenagers. And then the monster masks were made and everyone on set kept calling them "Pumpkinheads." And the director thought it was so funny, he retitled the film.
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That wasn't bad at all for #monsterdon standards! #Pumpkinhead
as a father i can sadly confirm that it will be your children who improperly stow the pitchfork you drive into your own torso
@Newpa_Hasai Ah yeah fair
I took having to dig up Pumpkinhead's body to be an "Unexpected Cost" but it was a bit of a stretch
Aww ya shot my meat puppet I'm through with y'all Imma just gonna flame off then!
THE END
OK so Ed is like Pumpkinhead by Proxy so guns really do work you just have to find the right target I guess I dunno. I am not sure what the point of all if this was but it was fun pointlessness anyways
Thanks for a gourd ol' 80s horror #Monsterdon @Taweret !
#monsterdon I've made this joke before but the 1980's were nearly as good a decade for the film harmonicist as the 70's was. Plenty of work: You just knew it was gonna be some hills-have-eyes hillbilly punching affair though. Occasionally you got a Night Court bumper but by then the slap bassists had moved in on all the good gigs.
Pumpkin patch graveyards I guess was popular in those parts, but like WHY???
This one, I judge to be better than the median for #Monsterdon . #Pumpkinhead
Alright, cue the Smashing Pumpkins #monsterdon
That movie did not disappoint. The monster was incredible. Pacing spot on. Just the right low-budget aesthetic and nonsensical choices.
It reminds me of why 80s horror is (or can be) so good.
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#monsterdon - ahhhh you little stinker, Pumkinhead removing that chain from the bike. Gottem! Lol
@strangefour Yeah that is uncharacteristically well thought out for #Monsterdon
That was great! Thanks for the fun commentary, everyone. #Monsterdon
This movie is kinda mid for me, but I LOVE that final aspect that to raise up Pumpkinhead you are selling your soul to get revenge AND turn your body into the next Pumpkinhead. That is some killer folk horror lore.
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead
Unsurprisingly, I really like the fiddle riff for the credits #Monsterdon
thanks all for another great #monsterdon and to @Taweret as always for hosting!
okay, i do wish the transition from "I want revenge" to "oh, sorry, turns out i didn't want revenge" was a little smoother, or maybe drawn out or something, but like, damn, that was an actually good movie i think. great job, #monsterdon (^_^)
FLAMESSSS #monsterdon #PumpkinHead1988
And that's it! Everything's gonna look weird not being all orange/red/blue for the next hour.
Thanks everyone for coming, big thanks to @Taweret for hosting, @ryan for his stream and @cherizilla for the bingo!
See y'all next week for more #monsterdon gang!
Pumpkinhead drooling is not on my bingo card #Monsterdon
That was pretty good! I wish it had been the period piece it should've been, OR that the stereotypes hadn't been so _incredibly_ rough. But otherwise!
So the old lady dragged Pumpkinhead back to his grave. Impressive. #monsterdon
Pumpkin head is inflammable in life but extremely flammable in death. Feels like they could do more there #Monsterdon
So ends another #Monsterdon with the classic, #Pumpkinhead. Our thanks to @Taweret for hosting, and for everyone lurking and posting. And remember #Monsterdoners: Grandpa will whip you good if he finds out.
I'm assuming there's like a million Pumpkinhead sequels that all suck. #Monsterdon
Another #Monsterdon is in the can!
Thanks to @Taweret for hosting!
Tonight's feature, #Pumpkinhead, from 1988, wasn't about the origin of Pumpkin Spice. Instead, we had,
Monster kill in the first ten minutes!Foot stew!A witch named Haggis!Blood magic!Cross a xenomorph with a pumpkin? You get Pumpkinhead! Pumkinhead, bike mechanic!And it all ends with fire!#monsterdon
Weirdly poetic death. Nice.
Say what you will about the old lady, but she keeps herself in good shape.
RIP Pumpkinhead, your efforts to kill literally all the characters in this film will not be forgotten.
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Leaving only the fine scent of pumpkin spice. #monsterdon
Pumpkins, well known for burting into flames
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#monsterdon somebody grab the marshmallows.
@strangefour Or maybe build two funeral pyres?
Wiat -- he shot himself in the head, got up, walked over a few feet then got up again only to be shot a second time
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Bishop! NOOOOOOO