So the 40 year old teens are now going after the monster? This is going to be great #monsterdon #PumpkinHead1988

and this, headband dirtbike city kids, is why you always call the ambulance after killing a dirtsack child instead of taking your friends hostage #monsterdon

What if... for once... we are the monster? Monsterdon is the agent of revenge. We are getting what we want, and the character sin the movie are the ones paying for it.
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

@littlemiao That's a plus!
#monsterdon

To guy with gun: You had one job.
#monsterdon

oh we found steve, that was easy

#monsterdon

Girl with the Cleavers is the Final Girl

#Monsterdon

Huh, I really would have pegged her for a Protestant.

#monsterdon

@brooke that's what it looked like to me
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon ah alcohol. the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems

It’s a grey?

#Monsterdon #PumpkinHead1988

"You gotta do the right thing"
he said, very ineffectually.
#monsterdon

@moira That swamp has a lot of ambient humidity. Reanimating corpses is a great way to cool off a room. #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

Fun fact: the actor playing the Pumpkinhead creature is an Oscar winner for special effects (not this film) #Monsterdon

hillbilly traffic jam
#monsterdon

Wouldn't that child-corpse start to smell and leak......

#Monsterdon

When she was young, Haggis was quite the dish.

#Monsterdon

Yes manslaughter is often punished with a "slap on the wrist." He must get his legal advice from 80s horror movies and not Law and Order.
#monsterdon

Snark aside, a literal blood sacrifice is a good bit.

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead1988

There should be a Tinder for swamp witches. I would date a swamp witch. At least once anyway #Monsterdon

#monsterdon
The witch has a spinning wheel.. she is a fully accoutered witch.

@diazona Yep. We get lots in WA during spring, around ponds
#monsterdon

@flowerpot

Me: Shovel? Didn’t I just pay YOU to handle it?!

#monsterdon

"You'll know the spot when you dig in your shovel and there's some real dramatic music stings."

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead

sick set piece #monsterdon

"Leave the boy.

I skipped lunch and I'm starving."
#monsterdon

Pumpkinhead's HOA has been giving him shit for 10 years about the unauthorized archway that was not in keeping with the spirit of the neighborhood. #monsterdon

@diazona Little frogs make that chirping sound, so you are on-mark
#monsterdon

"There's no way I'm leaving my kid here."
"Then eat my pussy."
"Bye son."
#monsterdon

pumpkinhead on one side of that hill, martians on the other, here i am, stuck in the middle with fog

#monsterdon #Pumpkinhead1988

Ooh I'm just some frog noises away from bingo

Thought I might have heard one "ribbit" somewhere in all those crickets but it's hard to be sure

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

Haggis Witch: "Bring me five Oak Leaves and three Pine Branches then return for your next quest"

#monsterdon

"Leave the boy" Take the cannoli. #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

Yes! Use your anger!
#Monsterdon

Better Homes and WTF!!!? #Monsterdon

Leave the boy. He'll make great Foot Soup.

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead

#Monsterdon🚲🩸🚲 🚲 🤕😠 👹 🎃 😱

ooh suddenly this is a quest movie

"Leave the boy"

Yeah gonna have some foot stew later

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

#monsterdon This is needlessly complicated. You want to kill those teenagers, just go and shoot them.

#monsterdon I hate when I'm just sitting around, enjoying my fire, and some guy shows up to try to hire me to raise the dead. Doesn't even knock. Just brings the kid right in.

@ohiofi @allanb it really doesn't feel East coast at all, lol #Monsterdon

@allanb @Lazarou

Allegedly you can tell based on “how the sky looks” if it was filmed in California or elsewhere

#monsterdon

@yatsu BOG WITCH BOG WITCH

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon
No one is going to file a police report or call a corpner, are they..?

@steggy Yes he did
#monsterdon

did he say Haggis??

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Everyone is perpetually sweaty, stanky, and grubby.

city folk ran him over

#monsterdon #Pumpkinhead1988

Look if you wanted the audience to be okay with him getting eaten or whatever we could have done that 15 minutes ago. #monsterdon

punch him!

#Monsterdon

I don't think Pumpkinhead is the monster in this #Monsterdon actually

lol, 'Joel' is such a jerk

#Monsterdon

Joel really should go to jail, though.

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead1988

"His glasses! He can't see without his glasses!"

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead #mygirl

everyone was being very good about not moving the kid and then here comes dad and jostles him all over the place #monsterdon

you should probably not move the kid actually

#Monsterdon

Sooo, human tragedy equals pumpkin monster? Somehow? #monsterdon

Would you want to explain to the Synthetic Man what happened to his somehow human child?

#Monsterdon

Call a helicopter

#monsterdon

This is worse than the dog dying :blobcry: #Monsterdon

Still not sure why they were dirt biking right there
#monsterdon

summon the demon upon Tod Gak

#Monsterdon

Dead kid! God I love the 80s!

#Monsterdon

Oh he has dirtbike? I'm sure glad you showed me like a dozen times or I might have missed that. #monsterdon

Oh man! Killing the kid! Nice! Please don't anyone take this out of context

#Monsterdon

oh phew, it was the boy and not the dog....
#Monsterdon sterdon

Holy shit this is exposition is tedious.
GET ON WITH IT.
#monsterdon

My goal for this movie is Billy and his dog as the only two left alive, rescued at the end by a passing friendly optometrist who gives him a nice house, a bunch of toys, and a fat college fund.

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

either the boy or the dog dies.....

#Monsterdon

@flowerpot I wish

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

It's supposed to be the 80s, movie. Why are all the poor characters bereft of soap and still acting like 30s stereotypes!?

Why.

[seethes]

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead

"Do you have any beer?"
"No, no liquor."

Uh okay, what about beer?
#monsterdon

And if something _does_ happen to the dog its death had better be avenged, not caused by, Pumpkinhead
#Monsterdon

Depression era footloose

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead

I can’t believe John Denver was ever that young.

#Monsterdon

Lance Henriksen looking like an old painting of jesus

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Racing to finish dinner, and I'm coming along!!!

Gotta admit some of the lighting and camera work is good.
#monsterdon

Don't trust him, kid, he's an android!

#monsterdon

Monster chomp!

Well.

Monster yoink, at least?

#monsterdon

First kill at around 8 minutes?

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead1988

So Pumpkinhead is the Zenomorph?

#monsterdon
#Pumpkinhead

So far this is looks like a typical A24 film

#monsterdon

monster attack six minutes in

#Monsterdon

Is this one of those insurance commercials

#Monsterdon

yeah, what kind of christian are you tom?

#Monsterdon

1957, but aside from the truck it could be 1887.

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead1988

I'm 85% sure I've never seen this.
#monsterdon

BOB MORONES is, of course, an anagram of BROM BONES #trueFacts #monsterdon

Lance Henricksen is a living legend. You start looking at the lists of films he's been in. Jesus. My personal fav. is Chains in Stone Cold. #monsterdon

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead1988 PRESS PLAY

aw, what a heart-warming message on the value of friendship...

#monsterdon #doubleFeature

This just in: Dong mounted carabiner.

#monsterdon #magiccrystal

So hey's saying: "We'll give you indigestion"?!

#monsterdon #doubleFeature

So why is this 1/3rd a kids movie?
Please let Cynthia Rothrock do more.
#Monsterdon #MagicCrystal

Don't cry, bully-boy, you got off easy!

#monsterdon #doubleFeature

i am enjoying the punishments of the perv #Monsterdon2 #MagicCrystal #Monsterdon

The green slime is made of LSD.

#monsterdon #doubleFeature

The radioactive slime mold has legs now? Trumpy you do stupid things.
#Monsterdon #MagicCrystal

the space booger is now mobile!
#Monsterdon2 #MagicCrystal #Monsterdon