Y'all should have known, church organ music gives Pumpkinhead a +5 boost to intimidation

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

Based on a poem, you say

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"I figure it's a holy place. It might not like it."
"Or it might be like 7/11 to it. Who fucking knows?"
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Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

really nice Halloween aesthetics in this

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#monsterdon #pumpkinhead i think i was expecting more like this

Told you they was cursed pumpkins
🎃 #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

Finally leather jacket asshole is dead! #monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

This place looks real secure

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"Failed Jesus Experiment" sounds like a pretty good band name! #monsterdon

Injury to the monster means injury to lance? *GASP* Who could have seen that mind and body link coming? Not Lance as he was laying down on a ceremony to awaken the beast and tie it to his soul.
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

Sorry buddy, I don't think the desecrated holy places count as holy places anymore

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

Don't mourn for Joel, fuck that guy

#Monsterdon

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BINGO!

Pumpkin head shooting cans off a tree log to practice

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This movie has more dingy browns than a mid-2000s video game.

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead

I bet Pumpkinhead throws a wicked splitter. #monsterdon

"help us out! we'll give you ten bucks!"

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Also, the wolfy-dog turning on Ed from his demonic pact.

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead1988

#monsterdon Oh yay! From one stained outfit to a worse-stained outfit!

So how many generations of people have come to that cabin to escape demonic vengeance? Is it like once per iteration of the family, or is it more seasonal? #Monsterdon

Pumpkin head is a weird monster. He's not pumpkin headed. If anything his head looks like an early rejected Godzilla design.
He's somehow simple and really complicated at the same time. Great practical suit that changes the human form, but is still just a big pink sack of humanoid flesh and bones.
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

Lol now it has a gun

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Half an hour left, so he's not dead
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that counts as car trouble, i'm calling it a bingo!

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@Louisa maybe pumpkinhead is an Old One

those less guilty get to die first as a Sign of Gratitude

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There's Pumpky. I realize the purpose of movie poster and cover box art is to get people to spend money on it, not be an acurate portrayal of what they'll see. But there's like 25 minutes left. #monsterdon

This movie is a great pick, @Taweret #monsterdon

okay, those two guys hugged and nobody onscreen tried to make a no homo joke. i think my respect for this movie just went up like 3 sizes.

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You know kids this running away and just leaving people to die isn't working for y'all #Monsterdon

@ohiofi But at least this is a demon and not just some animal. So it's magic!

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead

The girls of course had nothing to do with the crime. The monster is just killing them in front of the perp for revenge. (and to make the Good Guy feel guilt)

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The way the monster uses human heads like handles for carrying is just really good
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#monsterdon Wow, the kitchen had a machete?

I wonder what you cook with a machete?

The guy with the gun isn't even trying, not a single shot #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

So the 40 year old teens are now going after the monster? This is going to be great #monsterdon #PumpkinHead1988

and this, headband dirtbike city kids, is why you always call the ambulance after killing a dirtsack child instead of taking your friends hostage #monsterdon

What if... for once... we are the monster? Monsterdon is the agent of revenge. We are getting what we want, and the character sin the movie are the ones paying for it.
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

@littlemiao That's a plus!
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To guy with gun: You had one job.
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oh we found steve, that was easy

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Girl with the Cleavers is the Final Girl

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Huh, I really would have pegged her for a Protestant.

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@brooke that's what it looked like to me
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#Monsterdon ah alcohol. the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems

It’s a grey?

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that was a bechdel pass!

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"You gotta do the right thing"
he said, very ineffectually.
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lol, bye bye steve!

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@moira That swamp has a lot of ambient humidity. Reanimating corpses is a great way to cool off a room. #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

Fun fact: the actor playing the Pumpkinhead creature is an Oscar winner for special effects (not this film) #Monsterdon

hillbilly traffic jam
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Wouldn't that child-corpse start to smell and leak......

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When she was young, Haggis was quite the dish.

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Yes manslaughter is often punished with a "slap on the wrist." He must get his legal advice from 80s horror movies and not Law and Order.
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Snark aside, a literal blood sacrifice is a good bit.

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead1988

There should be a Tinder for swamp witches. I would date a swamp witch. At least once anyway #Monsterdon

#monsterdon
The witch has a spinning wheel.. she is a fully accoutered witch.

@diazona Yep. We get lots in WA during spring, around ponds
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@flowerpot

Me: Shovel? Didn’t I just pay YOU to handle it?!

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"You'll know the spot when you dig in your shovel and there's some real dramatic music stings."

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead

sick set piece #monsterdon

"Leave the boy.

I skipped lunch and I'm starving."
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Pumpkinhead's HOA has been giving him shit for 10 years about the unauthorized archway that was not in keeping with the spirit of the neighborhood. #monsterdon

@diazona Little frogs make that chirping sound, so you are on-mark
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"There's no way I'm leaving my kid here."
"Then eat my pussy."
"Bye son."
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pumpkinhead on one side of that hill, martians on the other, here i am, stuck in the middle with fog

#monsterdon #Pumpkinhead1988

Ooh I'm just some frog noises away from bingo

Thought I might have heard one "ribbit" somewhere in all those crickets but it's hard to be sure

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

Haggis Witch: "Bring me five Oak Leaves and three Pine Branches then return for your next quest"

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"Leave the boy" Take the cannoli. #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

Yes! Use your anger!
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Better Homes and WTF!!!? #Monsterdon

Leave the boy. He'll make great Foot Soup.

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead

"Leave the boy"

Yeah gonna have some foot stew later

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

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ooh suddenly this is a quest movie

#monsterdon owls, rats, tarantulas.. this witch has cool pets

#monsterdon This is needlessly complicated. You want to kill those teenagers, just go and shoot them.

#monsterdon I hate when I'm just sitting around, enjoying my fire, and some guy shows up to try to hire me to raise the dead. Doesn't even knock. Just brings the kid right in.

@ohiofi @allanb it really doesn't feel East coast at all, lol #Monsterdon

@allanb @Lazarou

Allegedly you can tell based on “how the sky looks” if it was filmed in California or elsewhere

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@yatsu BOG WITCH BOG WITCH

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No one is going to file a police report or call a corpner, are they..?

@steggy Yes he did
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did he say Haggis??

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#monsterdon Everyone is perpetually sweaty, stanky, and grubby.

"all she can do is take you straight to hell"

well, we're already attending a Monsterdon, so why not?

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city folk ran him over

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Look if you wanted the audience to be okay with him getting eaten or whatever we could have done that 15 minutes ago. #monsterdon

"Drive as fast as you want. But if anything happens to either of those BMX bikes it's coming out of your paycheck." #monsterdon

punch him!

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I don't think Pumpkinhead is the monster in this #Monsterdon actually

lol, 'Joel' is such a jerk

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Joel really should go to jail, though.

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead1988

"His glasses! He can't see without his glasses!"

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead #mygirl

everyone was being very good about not moving the kid and then here comes dad and jostles him all over the place #monsterdon

you should probably not move the kid actually

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Sooo, human tragedy equals pumpkin monster? Somehow? #monsterdon

Would you want to explain to the Synthetic Man what happened to his somehow human child?

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Call a helicopter

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This is worse than the dog dying :blobcry: #Monsterdon