#Monsterdon traumatized lance

Loving these visceral 80s effects.....

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@jeffron #monsterdon

for real! she seems cool! I would totally hang with her!

seems like it would be easier to just kill the teens yourself than dig up a demon and make a deal with a witch but what do I know

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Everything i've learned about America leads me to believe there are parts of it with bodies lying strewn across the place and the local folk just don't go there rather than deal with all that. And there will be pumpkins everywhere.

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theres a lot of dry ice in these woods

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#Monsterdon so a *powerful price*, is that less than the *ultimate price*?

So instead of burying him in the Pet Sematary he's taking the kid to creepy orange cabin. Same idea, different execution #PumpkinHead1988 #monsterdon

He loves old people’s hands. Is he going to compliment her old hands?

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And then Lance arrives at a bog that's somehow even more brown than the village #Pumpkinhead #monsterdon

@Taweret She doesn't appear to be a prostitute ...
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"Use every spooky sound effect available."

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The door opens and she has cable tv and a microwave

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Git a shovel 'n bury yer boy
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@Lazarou This is clearly California, and these are CA hillbillies (Hollywood Hillbillies) portraying as Appalachia hillbillies

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@davesdogmaggie #monsterdon

A moderately competent Boy Scout with a first-aid badge coulda helped the kid out more than these folks.

@peter_mcmahan Two WrongDirtbikes make a RightDirtbike

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

That kid is 100% alive, he totally moved his mouth. Call 911 #monsterdon #PumpkinHead1988

If I was from Appalachia I would be offended by this movie but then how could I have internet?

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Oh come on, not taking the kid to the hospital?

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Are they gonna try to use dirtbikes to solve the problems dirtbikes caused?
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#Monsterdon time to curse some teenagers

Glance Henriksen

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“Child in danger” is a cheap trope. On the other hand… it’s really effective when done well.

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So I guess this is going the Pet Sematary route but instead of cat it's a child #PumpkinHead1988 #monsterdon

the child blinked

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lol, love how unfussed the dog is

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I would like for everyone in this movie to go take a shower tho

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He IS a jerk, and pulling wheelies isn't a long term career

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I bet Ace Hanlon could take care of Punkinhed. #monsterdon

Guys if you don't stop bullying me The Misfits are gonna write a song about this

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Jesus Christ. Kids wearing dirty sackcloth, they're really driving the Hillbilly point home, but this is CA

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PumpkinHead mentioned! #PumpkinHead1988 #monsterdon

#Monsterdon🚲🩸🚲 🚲 🤕😠 👹 🎃 😱

but there weren’t still Okies in the late 1980s

I'm ok if any/all of these teens die #PumpkinHead1988 #monsterdon

Well, I already know who to hate in this movie

I mean, aside from everybody

(except the dog)

(and maybe the monster)

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

No animals were harmonica'd in the making of this film

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Okay, now we have evidence that this is set in the 1980s

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OK they're hillbillies. I didn't quite get that

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Like all synthetics, Lance bleeds milk

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AAAAARRRHGGG #PumpkinHead1988 #monsterdon

No solicitors!

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@catzilla Blue in orange, but in different scenes

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Been a long time since I've managed to participate in #Monsterdon and I'm glad Pumpkinhead was the motivation to get back in

He's just going out to get cigarettes. #monsterdon

We had no choice but to burn the credits

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This is a strange mix of bloody spy thriller and family friendly kids show of a movie

#Monsterdon2 #MagicCrystal #monsterdon

kek this is freakin hilarious

#monsterdon #doubleFeature

It has a mouth now... it can devour the child anytime it wishes.
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LEL did he just give him the finger?!?

#monsterdon #doubleFeature

Me, I've just trained in Run Fa-a Way

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But they couldn't afford Chuck Norris.

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I just now realized that's Cynthia Rothrock.

#monsterdon #doubleFeature #duh

@diazona #monsterdon #doubleFeature

Unfortunately, not jumping off third-floor balconies...

Think I need to track down this Ed Justin poem!

https://pumpkinhead.fandom.com/wiki/Pumpkinhead_(poem)

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

@catzilla I guess dæmons are just Like That

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Is Pumpkinhead on wikifeet?

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And they all fucked off into the roasted pumpkin seeds!

That was visually excellent and totally Halloweeny and fun! Thanks to @Taweret as always! Can't wait to do it again!

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fucking off into the pumpkin patch is linus's trick tho'

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Oh my goodness. Tubi wants to follow this with "The Gate" another movie that kept up at night when I was a kid. #Monsterdon

@Taweret cheers! #Monsterdon

Was that supposed to be a jump scare? #monsterdon #PumpkinHead1988

I love monsterdon with plenty of monster screen time! There's at least 4 of these, and it's unclear if they get a pumpkin head at some point because I can't be arsed to look! Thanks for getting me to watch more horror movies 😅
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

Tubi ads are a lot tonight and I seem to be 10min behind most people #monsterdon #PumpkinHead1988

Thanks @taweret for hosting.

A better movie than our usual fare

I, for one, appreciated one where there was no weird sex scenes.

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead

@nazokiyoubinbou no stakes, no problem #monsterdon

Well, I think we've all learned something valuable tonight about the responsibilities of motorcycle ownership

Thanks everyone! 😅
Thanks to @Taweret for hosting!

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Pumpkinhead cemetery for the best of ROI of gourd based revenge demons #monsterdon

@moira It's the freaky friday (sorry old brain)cross over, we've all been waiting for! #Monsterdon

So wait - the farther of the kid is the new pumpkinhead?

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No, Tubi, we've already seen The Gate

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I suppose it's nice that one of these characters knows how to properly murder a dude

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And back to the weirdly elevated pumpkin nexus. #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

The monster/protagonist connection is nice, fairly novel. #monsterdon

Only you can prevent Pumpkinhead

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"So how was your weekend break in the Hills?"

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Problem with being 8 ft tall is nobody builds for your height

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How often does someone out for revenge end up actively trying to stop their revenge made manifest? That feels like an underused twist on a movie trope.
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this movie is like dril's candle tweet.

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Bingo!

https://bingobaker.com/#68f56b6c77cd312f

(I'm counting both the truck not starting and Pumpkinhead ripping the chain out of the dirtbike as "car trouble", even though that's not what got me over the line)

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We'll be safe in this anti-Pumpkinhead barn

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aw, for a second there, i thought maybe pumpkinhead disassembled your car too.

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This Pumpkinhead guy is a remarkably competent villain for an '80s slasher film.

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These children are so sad and beige #PumpkinHead1988 #monsterdon

So the flashes of light, based on the sound effect, are just arcing and not actually lightning? Ooookay. #monsterdon

Leave chris, he was a bit 'meh'

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✅ pumpkinhead knows how motorbikes work #monsterdon

I like that it taunted him holding the bike chain

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

See, the thing about Pumpkinhead is that he sets up REALLY OBVIOUS TRAPS. If this were anything but a horror movie he'd be pretty easy to beat. #Monsterdon

Pumpkinhead knows bike maintenance

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Y'all should have known, church organ music gives Pumpkinhead a +5 boost to intimidation

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

Based on a poem, you say

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"I figure it's a holy place. It might not like it."
"Or it might be like 7/11 to it. Who fucking knows?"
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Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

really nice Halloween aesthetics in this

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#monsterdon #pumpkinhead i think i was expecting more like this

Told you they was cursed pumpkins
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Finally leather jacket asshole is dead! #monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

This place looks real secure

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